Tell me you secrets /b/. You are completely anonymouse....

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friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid and just blaze all day. i cheat on him quite a bit with the neighbor because he gives me free weed.

>>735478438

i am OP.

I was fucking this girl I got bored of her so I made a hit on her best friend who was my best friends girl and 7 years later were still together but wishing I stayed with the 1st one now

>>735478820
Wtf bitch I hope he gets a DNA test one day

>>735478820
you should legitimately kill yourself

>>735478438
My step mom molested me when I was 23. I never told anyone about this because I was so ashamed.

I only buy items at steep discounts.

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>>735479328
>My step mom molested me when I was 23

my 9/10 cousin came onto me in a bathroom after a day at the beach. Closed the door behind her and gave me the "fuck me" eyes...Didn't do anything since I was young and thought it was wrong.

I'm looking to make a move this summer, she better still have that bikini that was 2 sizes too small.

>>735479328
M or F?

Shared a bedroom with my older brother when I was 5 - 10 and he was 13 - 18.

He coerced me into sucking his dick more times than I can count.

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>>735478438
>23.
>(long time ago)
>have little sister.
>she sleeps with me.
>parents asleep.
>lock door.
>get naked.
>put blankets and pillows on floor.
>asks me "¿me on top or you on top?"
>i tell her "you on top".
>have sex like video related.
>try not to make noise.
>the end.

3 days ago my sisters and I drank for my older sister's birthday. My little sister went home with someone and I had to take my big sister home. The whole car ride she told me how she missed me and wished I would move back to town so we could hang out like we used too. We got to her apartment and I helped her inside. She was holding me so tight. I walked her back to her bed and laid her down. I then let her sleep. I went and passed out on the couch. I'm not sure how much time passed but she yelled out for me and startled me awake. He got fast and ran back to her room. She was in just her panties. My sister is beautiful, I've always thought that but I tried not to look at her. She grabbed my hand and asked me to lay with her. I asked her to cover up then I laid beside her. She wrapped her arms around me and started kissing my neck. I tried so hard to be good but she started touching me. We started making out. Next thing I knew she was on top of me grinding hard. She whispered fuck me Eli. I won't tell Mom I promise. Then I don't know came over me but I rolled her into her back and started to have sex with her. It was the best sex I've ever had. The next morning we woke up together and had sex again. Needless to say, I'm packing my things up this week and moving back home to live with my big sister.

>>735479328
Greentext?

I have a pierced dick.

>>735478820
fuck you wtf.

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>>735478820

Im 31 and i cant stop myself from hitting on and sleeping with 16-19 year olds

I'm a local arsonist...

>>735482642
Why? People that age don't know how to fuck. And they can get jealous as hell.

>>735482832
I've heard about you!

>>735482832

you're not supposed to post true things. lol.

>>735482642
nothing wrong with that

>>735482846
I like that they try so hard to impress me and to pretend like they know what they are doint. I dont really know how to explain it but their pussy feels so much better than older pussy.

>>735482911
Maybe... idk its just generally frowned upon. And a lot of them work for me

Was in a long distance relationship with hs gf when we went to different colleges. She used to strip for me on cam and send me vids. She has no idea I wasn't the only one watching those cam performances

I am a pedo. I eclusively love sex with girls 6-12 and have had three experiences so far. Two were in foreign countries and were paid, one was a friends daughter and we have done it numerous times. She actually claims she is in love with me. I say it back but never mean it, I only want to fuck her little pussy or have her suck my big hard cock

Unfortunately, if I told anyone, I would have to kill them...

>>735483182
You violated her trust. Congratulations!

>>735483240
My hero

>>735478438
I'm black.

I participated in the gang rape of a girl at a house party. She ended up killing herself. I found out she was only 15 from the news

>>735483345
And let everyone see her naked with her legs spread. Sharing is caring

I hang around laundromats and wait till hot chicks move their clothes from the washers into the dryers. While no-one is looking I'll open the dryer and take out a pair of wet, warm underpants. I'll take those underpants into the toilets and jack off a huge load into them. I'll then put them back into the dryer to finish.

>The though of some hot bitch walking around with my dried cum in her knickers is a massive turnon.

I went to a house party when I was in high school and impregnated a passed out drunk chick. She never knew who the father was.

>We all have secrets
No shit?

I posted my gf on 4chan .. she was popular and it excites me too much and I think I might get addicted to it and I'm scared

I'm an attractive, straight guy, and I find it really hard to cum from normal sex and I usually fake it. Because of that, I finally gave up and stopped hooking up with girls at the end of last year.

Now I've just been casually browsing 4chan and fetish sites in hopes of finding a cute girl with a high sex drive that wants to do all kinds of kinky shit, with normal sex being uncommon. I even played with the idea of dating my lesbian friend for a while when she made a joke about how I'd "be the girl in the relationship and get fucked every night if we dated".

That sounds pretty nice to be honest.

>>735484087
post her

I won't watch a hit TV show episode by episode. I need to wait until the entire show has finished then I'll download and binge them.

I've been burned too many times by networks cancelling shows before they end, and I'd rather not start a show if the story isn't going to be completed.

Example: Breaking Bad wrapped up. M*A*S*H wrapped up.

Deadwood cancelled one season early. Firefly etc.

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My best friend use.to joke about how my mom was a milf in hs. He was pervy bastard and liked showing of his bigger than average dick.

Anyway one time I overheard my mom on the phone with someone talking in a hushed tones while I was in my room. I was nosy so listened in and heard her talking about how she thought my friend was a stud and basically that he'd get it and she'd be happy to be the one to give it to him.

She was still married to my dad at the time and this floored me with mixed emotions. The fact that I knew he would fuck her and she basically said shed fuck him made me furious and horny which was confusing as fuck.

Fast forward to college. Doing acid with friend. I say "remember when you used to joke about wanting to fuck my mom?" He said yeah. So in my high state I'm getting horny thinking about the two of them fucking in my hightened state. I tell him about what I heard her say on the phone about him and he just kind of laughs it off.

I start fapping fantasizing about it for weeks.

Mom started acting a bit strange and my gf pointed out how she's chatting on the computer with someone a lot and gets jumpy whenever someone enters the room. I get mad at.my gf for hinting at the fact she thinks my mom's fucking around. I get paranoid and download a keylogger. I find out her passwords and and read her history on MSN (it was like 10 years ago). Turns out they were sexting and planning to meet up when my dad headed to ireland a few weeks for work. Confused boner.

I snoop a couple weeks later and she's telling hi. How huge his cock is and how my dad has only made her cum twice in 20 years and he made her cum twice in 3 days.

So it seems surreal as fuck. I periodically browse her shit and one day she told my friend she can't do anal with him as his cock hurt her ass so much she had to tell me she was hobbling around because she fell down the stairs.

Con

I inherited a pair of binoculars and started spying on my neighbors
small town, scared someone finds out

>>735484350
damn
moar?

>>735478438
i dated an older man but i broke up with him a month ago because i didn't want my mom to find out. i still talk to the poor fucker because without me he'd probably go insane

>>735484087
Tell her you did it. It will either curb the behavior or let you experience the thrill with her permission.

>>735484242
fuck me

>>735478820
you are disgusting

>>735484489
I'm not into guys, sorry anon.

>>735484568
good thing I'm a girl

>>735484059
best

>>735483240
How did you get things going with the friend's daughter?

>>735484636
This is /b/, we're all secretly little girls here. Regardless, I JUST said normal sex doesn't do much for me anon, what do you have to bring to the table to make it worth it?

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I have a crush on my cousin.

When I was 11, a friend asked me to whip my dick out so I did, then he called his dog and she licked my dick once or twice. Never had my dick licked since then (im 18)

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>>735478438
I'm 25 and want to impregnate a women 12 years older than me. What is wrong with me?

I'm straight

>>735484772
down for anything and I'll let u do anything

>>735485136
absolutely nothing anon. wanting to breed a fresh 12 year old entering her prime is a completely normal phenomenon, regardless of what your age is. when you turn 70, you still will want to breed a qt 12yo

>>735485136
nothing is wrong with you, fuck her brains out

>>735485187
gtfo you bastard

>>735485268
he said twelve years older

>>735478820
Youre an asshole

>>735484348
What the fuck? Where is the continuation?? Also, how how is/was your mom? What did/does she look like? Big tits? Big ass? Also, how big id your friend's dick? Fairly big? Huge?

And do you possibly have a picture of your mom that you could post? Even without showing her face?

Also, did you ever talk about this with your friend? And did anyone else, including your dad, find out about this?

Seriously, more details. Please!

>>735483488
Green text that shit

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>>735478820

>>735485222
Considering this is /b/ of all places and there is almost no way this is a real thing, I don't know why I'm doing this, but I've got a throw away email I've used on /soc/ before and if you can prove you're not a guy I'd be willing to talk kinky stuff more seriously.

[email protected]

>>735485409
oh shit. i read it wrong. >>735485136 an hero anon, or get some help

>>735485268
Lol no
>>735485274
I don't want retard babies. Also eventually I won't be attracted to her. Just want to fuck a pregnant milf lol

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Obsessed with my cousins GF. Love her legs and feet. I'm better looking than him. I wanna make her cheat on him. I see her stealing glances at me at parties. If we get drunk i know I could get her in bed. She makes me diamonds.

>>735485576
I don't have a throw away email, do you have kik or anything like that?

>>735479553
A moment of silence, for our ignorant /b/ro

I lost my virginity to a 64 year old man when I was 17

>>735479553
by not making a move, you already told her you weren't interested. RIP

>Gurl has a giant crush on me. Shit post on social media. Gets her even more wet.
Its actually great

i took the virginity of a dumbass 17 yo when i was 64

everyone around me thinks im over my depression since i've shown great progress in the last years of taking medication and that im finally getting my life together with a good job and stuff.

truth is, i'm ready to die. i am dead inside, i dont feel anything anymore.

i started spending all my money i had left on drugs and hookers and i just want to die by an overdose so no one will grief about me

im the greatest

>>735485686
I'm only using a throwaway since I don't want to post my contact on 4chan, if you're legit we can use skype or something after a couple emails. I don't have kik because I don't have a smart phone.

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>>735484348
I think back to that day she told me that and remember her wobbling around and thinking about how my friends cock cause her to be like that.

I'm mad, embarrassed ashamed and horny at the thought. My mom was so horny for him she endured physical pain for his personal pleasure.

I tell no one out of shame. Not my dad, gf, no one. It seemed surreal and it was easier to pretend it wasn't happening.

A couple years later I bring up to my gf that I bumped into this friend and she blurts out 'he has a huge di..." And stops herself. I ask her how she'd know if he had a big dick and she acted like she wasn't saying anything about his dick. I'm paranoid, need to trust, etc. So I act like I believe her even though I dont. Later I start fucking her and talking dirty like "tell me how he fucked you, did you cum, where did he finish off" and it actually makes me horny up until I cum then I feel wicked ashamed. She starts crying and breaks down and says she sucked his dick. I demand she tells me all the details as I figured my imagination had to be worse than reality. She eventually after hesitation tells me she sucked his dick three times but whenever she wanted it in her pussy her refuse and tell to keep sucking and she did. She said the second and third time he came down her throat and she vomited and she actually was telling him refusing to fuck her made her feel self conscious and that's why she sucked him off two more times.Now my mind's.racing and I remember the.time I came home, saw him leaving my place saying he forgot his phone there the.previous day. I walk in, gf's pulling sheets off bed saying she spilled her drink and starts aggressively having sex with me and she's wet as fuck. Then gives me a disappointed look and says she wished I had a bigger dick.

Anyway I broke up with her but never told anyone about him fucking my mom or getting sucked off by my gf. Thinking of him making the only women I've loved his fuck toys still makes me horny

I keep a handful of glass marbles up my ass during most of the day each day because I love that full but comfortable feeling. They're about an inch across - perfect size.

>>735478438
When I was about 15 yo (5 years ago), I was kinda lost in thoughts and porn. Fapped 2-3- times a day and porn kept getting more boring. Sooooo I tried to have sex with cat, wich failed miserably, so i gave up after about 20 seconds i recall. And, oh god, it was in my parents bed when they were at work. Feels good to finaly let this out.

>>735485918
send me money please

>>735484330
your secret shouldn't be a secret

>>735485978
Some dudes have a God-Penis that they and everyone they get with worship. Don't hold it against them. We're just hairless monkeys, after all.

>>735485465
The thought that the only two women I cared about were so aroused by him they were willing to destroy my self esteem and cause me to be a laughingstock to my friends and completely wreck my head up because they were so horny for his dick creates emotions I can't explain. I feel so inferior and jealous. And no one knows I'm aware of this shit as I'm too pussy to do anything about it so I just walk around like a sucker

>>735483240
Sounds like a lot of nice greentexts here

>>735486033
>lost in thoughts and porn
This is me everyday. I love my little dreamworld

I exclusively watch Goth porn.

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I remember when i was younger how horny af I was so one day I let my nephew use my "fuck me silly" ass/pussy masterbator. He's 13, and loves the fuck out of it. He obviously stops by to cum in it all the time now.

I at first told him to clean it afterwards but he stopped doing that after a while and I cleaned it.

I secretly started tasting his cum loads before cleaning it.

>>735478438
when i was 18 i posted an add on craigslist and sucked a guy off that was 32 years old. it was hot as fuck. then i did it again. im 27 now and have hooked up with i think 12. maybe more. i once had a really old man reply to my add and he said hed pay me 300 to 500 to watch me stroke it. so he came over and i let him suck it and he paid me
>mfw when i prostituted myself out at 18

>>735486183
That's partly why it made me horny, the uncontrollable urges.they were feeling is hot but now I hate women and my mom and the girls I've been with since ive loathe for no reason.

My father ran a forgery business for 15 years. When he passed away I took over. Only lasted 10 months :(
The cops and ICE (since I'm a Mexican American) did a sting operation. Basically they lured me with a deal too good to be true and I got caught. Damn...my father was cunning and sly as a fox. I was just some dumb kid lol

>>735486393
i strongly prefer airtight porn with borderline anorexics, but standard dp or anal with any non-fatty will work in a pinch

>>735478820
wow.... thats fucking horrible

>>735479328
>23

>>735485963
This can only end badly, anon

>>735482642
where do you find them

>>735485963


kek

>>735485860
>>735485748
lololololololololololololol

I have a crippling zoophilia fetish. It started over a decade ago when I was a young teenager, I thought it was a passing thing like most fetishes but at this point it's pretty hard rooted.

I avoid watching dogs play at parks and stuff because all I can think about is getting bent over and fucked by them all back to back.

Any time there's a cute girl with a cute medium/large male dog, there's always that small thought in the back of my head of "I really hope she's a zoophile too, it would be perfect to fuck her and get knotted by him at the same time" and I know it's impossible for that to ever happen.

I sincerely want to die sometimes because of the social stigma attached to my sexuality. But it's not like it's all I think about, so I just focus on other things and dedicate myself to hobbies and the like instead.

>>735485652
Don't do it. It's what a piece of shit would do, and what did he ever do to you? Also, your cousin's girlfriend is not even pretty. Enjoy your toothy blowjob, complete with instructions to "warn" her so you can't enjoy your orgasm.

>>735485963
I only have kik! Sorry

>>735484420
repost it

>>735484444
nice quads now tits with timestamp or gtfo

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>>735486815
She's sexy man. Really sexy. And apparently down for anything. But my cousin is a nerd. Is fuck her brains out.

>>735486440
Big Dicks are like skeleton keys that unlock even the most sophisticated rational machines. They operate in a pre-reason world so you'll probably go your entire life tying to rationalize what happened when there's no real satisfactory explanation. My advice is to accept that sexuality is a huge dark abyss that we can only see a few feet into.

>>735486312
yeah. I guessed I'm not the only one here with that. My pornconsumption is under control now btw. I fapped yesterday cuz i was stoned, but the time before that was about a week ago. I gotta say, i like this more.

i jacked off on the bus going home from school

>>735486402
Uncle Dom wtf

>>735486204
So, this legitimately happened? And what are you referring to when you mention the "two women"? Are you saying that your girlfriend also fucked your friend and not just your mom? Or did your girlfriend just fantasize about it? And how did your mom and/or GF find out that your friend had a huge dick?

Also, how long ago did this happen? And are you still friends with the guy?

When i was fresh out of college (im a teacher) i ended up in a sexual relationship with a student. She ended up getting pregnant and i took her to get an abortion. We ended it after that.

>>735486926
I work from home so porn is playing nonstop lol

>>735486954
oh shit

>>735486475
Why near anorexic girls? I personnally have a preference for girls who are fat but note obese?
I'm not judging you, just curious.

>>735487145
good shit

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>>735486894

>>735487216
because what i consider anorexic, most people would freak out about. i like anorexics, but not emaciated. the skinnier the better without looking like they're about to die. it's almost impossible to find anorexics in porn, so i have to settle for borderline annies in my porn

>>735478820
d0x worthy due to major fraud (if true)

1) Southern State ->Spanish Moss hanging from tree.
2)Tropical(possible) Coastal (most likely) (clouds at the of day-noonish due to position of shadows under cars)

Florida, Georgia, Alabama...
SUV sort of looks like it has either a Georgia or a Florida plate.

>>735482642
same age, similar interests... any tips? I find it kinda hard to communicate and to even get them in a private setting

>>735478820
copypasta from last year.

>>735487066
Was it worth it?

>>735487592
I've always stayed up on the latest trends. The ones ive slept with have worked for me or are friends with girls who have worked for me. I'm mildly attractive and i present myself in a professional manner so i think maybe that helps. I never initiate flirtation which is what i think is key. It seperates myself in their minds from the creep i really am. I focus on listenting to their problems and seeming to genuinely care and then subtle non verbal flirtations like smiling. We end up texting/messaging, and you just keep investing by "caring" until they start flirting and it starts to pay off. Usually it ends up with her saying " if only i could find someone like you" and then responding by saying if only you were a few years older. Once she says "i wish it didnt matter" you are in you are gold.

>>735487514
Cool your jets. If true, non-baby daddy probably knows. He's too wrapped up in the fantasy of plowing the cute neighbor girl who rejected his advances in her asshole. And she's probably too stoned most of the time to notice or care. So it's win-win.

I like to sit around the house look at something around me and think 'how long would it take to kill a man with that?'.

>>735487816
Idk when i was horny hell yes, but every single time i came and reality hit, it was stressful. I couldnt afford to lose my job, and when she said she was pregnant, i nearly killed myself. She was way hotter than anything i could have gotten in high school for sure.

I am A.I.

>>735488051
What objects do you think would take the longest and least amount of time?

>>735478820
If you were a STD you'd be gonorrhea...

>>735486914
>They operate in a pre-reason world so you'll probably go your entire life tying to rationalize what happened when there's no real satisfactory explanation.

damn, well put, anon.

>>735488131
Longest kill would have to be with a plastic spoon. I mean, you have to consider how flimsy that spoon is. If you can keep it intact, you can use it only for the sofest tissue like in the back of the mouth or through the eye socket.Of course, if you break it then you can can use the jagged piece more effectively.

Easiest kill; k-bar knife

I watched my daughter getting blacked

>>735488794
post vidya

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>>735478820

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>>735478438

I want to sodomize Maisie Williams as she says "Oh please sir fuck me bum"

>>735488794
Why? How? Who?...so many questions...

In highschool, I raped 3 girls my senior year. I would come to school high on Aderall and opiates. During class, the halls were empty, and I would wait for a girl to walk into true bathroom. Quietly I would enter and wait for her to sit down, that's when I would strike. Throat fucked the first one and came in her mouth, she swallowed. The second and third I came in their pussies, one of them got pregnant. I'm not ashamed and I don't feel bad about it. 2 of them got off on it.

>>735486844
If you're serious, then just make a throwaway email. It's not difficult, Anon.

>>735485652

I'm obsessed with my Adopted cousins i never meet who are now 22 and 24 year old nerdy Sunday school teachers but were rescued from a Chinese rapeorphanage when they were 5 and 7

>>735489041
they all 3 got off on it, anon

I dated an older woman with a 5 year old son a couple years ago.

We used to skype every night, sometimes with webcams on.

She fell asleep with her webcam on one night and I left the call running while I watched some movies, heard some weird noises and checked skype to find her masturbating, I thought it was hot as fuck so I decided to join in.

I stopped immediately when I realized her 5 year old son was in the bed with her. He woke up, and I was ready to start laughing at her getting caught, instead she started touching him too. As soon as dick entered mouth I closed the call, deleted her on skype, broke up with her over text and never spoke to her again.

Most fucked up thing I ever witnessed, but I guess I always had suspicions. They used to take two or three baths together every day which was weird, but she'd always send me nudes while they were bathing together which is why I was suspicious.

TL;DR my ex was a pedophile.

>>735489351
you broke up with a freaky as fuck chick just because she massaged her son on occasion? what a retard

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>>735489459
Buddy, a week after I dumped her I found her posting on 4chan looking for guys under 18. I ended up googling her kik name and found that she'd been posting on all kinds of fucked up forums looking for underage guys, even while we were dating. So yes. Dumped a crazy pedo.

>>735488640
I dont know what you mean by get them comfortable? Do you mean when you hang out with them? I dont hang out with them until its clearly established its going to get sexual. I let them initiate the flirtation. Once they say something like i wish it wasnt a problem ask them why? And then they will start spilling out about how they wish they could date you or how they are atteacted to you. Once that happens you know you can safely flirt without issues. At that point they will probably voluntarily send you nudes by the end of the day. And then its just a matter of time and place to fuck them

>>735485918

Because, you dumb ass, you did shit to please everyone else and never got to know yourself. And now your ego is afraid of serving itself. You hide this from yourself by "being selfish" on the surface. You've done nothing but kill any sense of self-respect in your psyche and now you can't feel anything. You have constipated yourself psychologically. This comes from overly religious parents. Psychologically, you fell in love with your mother and killed your father. Your father, unconsciously knowing this, castrated you by talking down to you and belittling your efforts as not being good enough.

To re-establish your connection to the deepest part of yourself, you have to serve your highest passion. Save up a little bit, then disappear and find yourself. Traveling will reconnect you to life.

There's a girl I'm really attracted to that wants to date me, but the weird thing is as attracted to her as I am something about her makes me want to be mean to her.

I don't even want to date her, and she's a solid 9/10 with a good personality and likes the things I like. All I would want to do if we dated would be locking her up in chastity and fucking all of her friends in front of her.

She's so cute and nice, but all I want to do is make her jealous, make her cry, and make her hate me and all of her friends by torturing her sexually and mentally for months straight.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>735484037
I do the same!
Small world...

>>735489913
>not combining the 2 and dating her while degrading her

>>735489913
Your reptilian brain is in control. If all you do is fantasize about sex, your primal instincts will take control.

The next is the mammalian brain which is the social sphere of brain function.

Finally, you have the neo-mammalian brain or the neo-cortex that deals with the highest orders of thought like creativity and shit.

If you do what you're wanting to you, you will be actively killing the higher functions of the brain because they will be screaming at you while to do this crazy shit any way. Then they will cease to function and then you will be in real trouble. A psychopathic piece of shit that should kill himself.

>>735489913
Congrats, countless years of fucked up human evolution is acting through you.

Know what happened whenever a village/tribe was taken over? Mass rape, torture, etc. All that shit is running through our blood, and our bodies are associating it with procreation/survival, it's more emphasized in some than in others, and it's definitely poignantly emphasized inside of you.

Humans are lovely creatures, the fucked up shit we did in the past formed our psychology and still lives within our blood.

Few years ago i took a shit on a car with weird license plates. Turned out it was the car of the president of my country. It made national headlines.

>>735490467
This is a primitive understanding, but it's more or less accurate.

>>735478438
I have a reoccurring dream it happens in that time period after I wake up from my deep sleep and see I have maybe an hour before my alarm goes off

>be me
>tired as fuck
>debate calling out of work
>go to special court which handles this sort of thing
>all rise for the honorable judge Judy
>make my case for getting calling out of work
>present finances and other evidence
>judge Judy is stern... but fair
>9/10 times the ruling is "go to work"

Sometimes I talk to the honorable judge Judy for a bit we shoot the shit and gives me good advice on whatever I ask.

>wake up and go to work
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

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>>735478820

Probably bait, but there are a lot of women who pull shit like this. Nr1 reason why I stay away from marriage and use condoms (even though it sucks donkey balls compared doing it without).

My mom doesn't know that I know she used to be a pornstar, and that I jack off to her most nights

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>>735482832
Are you related to this guy?

>>735484348
>>735485978
Bro, are you still in here? If so, did you ever confront your "friend" And do you hate him for what he did with your mom? Have you ever mentioned it to your mom? And are your mom and dad still together?

Also, what exactly was your mom saying, when you overheard her on the phone, that made you realize that she wnated to fuck your friend? Had she seen his dick> Or heard that he had a big dick? Or what?

As for your girlfriend, how the fuck did that happen? How did things lead up to her sucking his dick? And could you whoop your friend's ass?

>>735491076
whats her name faggot?

I think i unintentionally turned a girl into my own private prostitute

>>735479553

You're well over your 3 second window. Making a move later on shows you had not the balls to do it when the signs were there (a sign of weakness). So get that idea out of your head.

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>>735478438
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>>735489041
Never apologize for spreading the seed, man

>>735478820
You should euthanize yourself

>>735491199
Nice try spastic you don't deserve it

I get creepshots of my girl cousin (21), been doing it on and off for 2 years. I think she knows tbh, but she's never confronted me about it.

When I was a kid and no one was home I tied the string for our blinds around my dick and would jump off the couch to raise the blinds. I don't know why.

I lost my virginity to what most people would say was a 9/10 personal trainer and fitness model.


I just wish it had been a girl.

>>735478820

You are building some shitty fucking karma, which simply means, "doing" so when someone says it's your karma, they're really saying "its your doing".

You are actually only hurting yourself and your own psyche doing this.

The external response of /b/ of no different than your own psyche telling you, "what the fuck?"

The only thing that will save you is to tell him that it's not his kid. You don't have to tell him you have been cheating on him. But you have to tell him that he is not the father of your child.

I'm telling you right now that in a few years, you will not be able to live with yourself.

I don't even have to tell you to kill yourself. You're well on your way.

Dumb-ass vampire cunt

Recently my mom told me she had to talk with me. She told me that sometimes she has such a wave of emotion and love for me that it manifests physically and has been like that since I was born. She told me about times when I was a child where she's be cuddling me and she'd become so emotional she'd have an orgasm from simply squeezing her legs together. She felt she needed to tell me to let some of the weight off her shoulders and that her feelings come from a place of love and she doesn't think she should feel guilty about it and her therapist more or less agreed that it's intense emotions that she can't help.

My father was aware of this.

After she said that I remember times at like 5 or 6 years old where she was cuddling me and would start shivering hard and I'd ask her what's up and she'd say I had a chill, I remember a couple other times my dad actually having to snap her out of it in retrospect. One time she was twitching for a when and my dad yelled her name at her, grabbed me and pulled me away.

Anyway I didn't know how to react but since then I've been thinking of her differently. I don't feel lust for her but sometimes I feel a desire to satisfy her. I want to take care of her emotional needs. I don't necessarily mean fuck her but even now as an adult if she wants to hold me and experiennce intense positive emotions about me I want to provide her that without her having to feel guilty but at the same time I don't know if that hurts her long term. Is she supposed to suppress these feelings to keep them in control?

She's bipolar by the way. I wanna help her if I can but dunno how to approach it and too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it, even a doctor.

It also turns out a couple of her best friends while I was growing up were aware of the situation and they were the ones who encouraged her to tell me about it against her instincts.

>>735492136
Haha. For some reason this made me remember when I'd draw a Native American style headdress above my Dick as a kid and walk around the house naked when my parents were gone. I guess I thought my dick was the high chieftain

>>735478820
Go fuck yourself, cunt

>>735492465
Haha that's amazing

when i was younger i would have dreams of trying to touch my younger sister which i shared a room with at the time in the dream i would try to get in her pants from my bed to hers with my hand and would finger her slowly at first then pretty hard and she would cum also suck my fingers after word.... skip ten years forward drinking moms wedding night see my younger sister and we start talking she gets very drunk so i take her back to her place then we start to talk and she brings up remember when we shared a room.. i said yes why?.. apparently i was not dreaming and i did this to her in my sleep and she remembered it and said can we do that again i said sure she was always very atractive nice tight body little boobs didnt even need a bra so we start it of slowly like that then hard this time i eat her out and she came then she asked well i never got to return the favour from 10 years ago.. best sex ever..

>>735478438
I'm a furry, no one knows but me not even my friends that are furries.

>>735485918
I love you though anon. Even if you think that you're dead, I love you /b/ro. Hang in there man

>>735491487
lol, you don't deserve to fap to my personal goddess....

My gf thinks I'm pooping in the second bathroom, but I'm really just browsing /b/.

I jerked off and came all over my girlfriends best friends dildos.

>>735478438
I'm better than all of you at smash. 1v1 me, niggers

I go to my friend's house when she's in class just to fap with her dirty panties.

>>735493199
lol, I'm supposed to be eating dinner. But she thinks I'm pooping right now, too.

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>>735479162
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>>735492595

>all these triggered mongoloids

holy fucking shit I am dying right now how pissy you losers are getting over this

>MFW I'm in the exact same situation with a beta raising my kid while I fucked his wife for months

I get my lush girlfriend drunk at parties and fuck her friends next to her

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I do shit like this with my sister in law's bra and cum on her panties, glasses, even toothbrush so I know my cum is in her mouth.

>>735491181
I never confronted them. I wouldn't really have cared much about them fucking if she wasn't married to my dad. They later divorced but not because of this.

Him and I worked out together a lot and o e time I was making fun of him as a joke saying he's not fit and my mom said with a very genuine tone that she thinks is he's "a fine physical specimen". I didn't say anything to that but I was trying to convince myself she was unaware of how sexual it sounded but part of me thought she was legit attracted.

Then later that day I was in my room and went into the hall and heard her talking quietly which I found suspicious so I listened in. I dunno who she was talking to but she mentioned how when my buddy took his shirt off after we were done jogging she thought she'd have to get hosed down (saying it jokingly like the way girls do to their girlfriends). But it bothered me knowing he made her horny as fuck as he said he wanted to fuck her and I honestly had a sinking feeling it was only a matter of time.

As for my gf I let my friend move in for a bit during the summer as his lease was up and I dunno everyone knew he had a rep for having a huge dick. I remember the first.ti
E my gf heard that she had a look of pure lust that she could hardly contain herself. At that point I politely got him out but we were still friends and.he came over while I was at work. I got off early and he was leaving and it was suspicious but I refused to accept that was actually going on
I chose not to believe something happened.

>>735489351
>>735489587

More pics

I used to let my pervery 50+ neighbor eat my pussy for beer and cigs. He was fat and gross but willing. I would never even shower before he came over.

I let my bestfriend fuck my girlfriend while she was blindfolded. She never found out.

So basicly i dunno how to talk with girls, and i live in a contry where you cant admit a thing like that. Didnt have a girl for 3 years now, and im 20.

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>>735478438

I want to go back in time and rescue Anne Frank...from her virginity

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1. Lost my v-card to a woman who looked like my mom because she LOOKED LIKE MY MOM.

2. I raped a masseuse in her ass and told the story here. Someone took it ans posted it elsewhere... thousands of people read about it. . . now I worry that others will go rape sex workers because of my story.

3. I feel schadenfreude when pornstars get HIV.

4. I want to go vegan for ethical / environmental health / sex appeal reasons.

5. I L-O-V-E withdrawing from SSRI meds. . the feeling of aliveness and horniness is how I imagine most people feel at their normal levels.

>>735492464
Finger your mom next mother's day m8, repeat every year.

>>735495016
>HIV
My cousin got it because he's a manwhore lol

>SSRIs
I was on Zoloft for a bit but took myself off of it because I missed the feeling of basically being possessed by lust. There's no other feeling like it

>>735493199
I do this too.

>>735493415
Im better on 3ds

>>735493885
Thanks for replying and sharing some more details. I'm curious, do you have any idea of how many times your mom fucked him? Do you think she started to care about him? Or him about her? Do you recall any other erotic stuff from the chat logs you read? And do you really think she let him fuck her in the ass with his huge dick?

Also, did you ever see his dick? Any idea how big it actually was? And did your friend ever mention to you that he had fucked/fucked around with your mom? Or did any of your other friends find out?

Also, why did you not confront him, at least, about the girlfriend? Did you not want to beat his ass?

And when is the last time you talked tom him? Or the GF?

Sorry to ask so many questions, but this story really intrigues me (and, like you, it turns me on).

By the way, would you say that your mom is/was hot? Did other friends she she was a MILF? Did she have big tits? A nice ass? A really pretty face? And do you know if she cheated on your dad with anyone else?

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>>735478820

Serious question, why aren't DNA tests standard practice when the child is born?

>>735495284
>My cousin got it because he's a manwhore lol

That is part of the reason I despise gays.

Always remember, the AIDS epidemic was nothing but gay men killing gay men in the pursuit of a quicker orgasm.

Now they blame Reagan and Methodists for their murderous fucking and have even fetishized HIV as 'the gift'.

They're degenerate pederasts too.

I let a faggot blow me once, didn't get hard.

I have trouble coming inside women.

The first time I got pussy I was disappointed about how much tighter my hand was. It took me a fucking hour to cum.

I envy premature ejaculators . . . they can get her off with their fingers first then fuck her for 30 seconds.

I pump and pump and pump until I'm sweaty and she's actually annoyed at the excessive stimulation of my cock in her ass. . . if there was a cure I'd pay for it.

>>735494420
mmm rules, tits

Raped my ex several times when she was sleeping.

>She has trouble sleeping and was taking sleeping pills
>Im watching tv when she has already gone to bed
>Horny and want some pussy
>Go to bedroom and try to wake him
>Not working, but still want some pussy
>She is sleeping toppless
>Start to lick and grope her DD tits
>I move my hand in her pants and start fingerin
>I do that until she is cumming
>I take her pants off and starts fucking that pussy
>Stopped before i came in her
>Repeat in other nights

And sorry for my english

>>735495016
Hey, I get it. It's obly natural for other people to want to ass-rape someone aftet hearing about someone else do it. You definitely should not have shared that story. Let that be a lesson to you! Of course, you could take it a bit further and not rape someone in the ass, in the first place...but, c'mon...you're only human, right?

I would like to hear your ass-rape story. I promise not to imitate it. I'm putting the odds at 50/50 that the masseuse was a dude...

I'm in love with one of the girls at my work.
She is a 10/10, no joke she looks like Sarah Hyland.
She is Smart, Funny, confident, pretty, sassy, witty, the list goes on.
She is just amazing.
And I don't think she has any idea of my feelings for her. I go to work confident that this time I'll do it, this time I'll be confident and Flirty with her.
It never happens, something always stops me. Whether its someone else chatting to her first or Me just not having the balls.
What sucks is that she is the reason I can still be arsed to go there. Otherwise I'd just pack up and leave.
I long for those long chats outside with her after a busy nights work, watching her face light up as we joke into the wee small hours of the night.
Deep down I know she'll never love me the same way. But thats never stopped a heart before, and god knows it won't stop mine.

>>735496320
Practice jerking off with a condom on until you can come that way.

>>735495529
I don't think they had feelings it was just straight up fucking and his dick was like porno dick. 8inches or so I'd guess I played sports with him a lot so you'd catch glimpses and when he was in early teens he was such a horny perv he'd literally pull it out and show it to people and be like "I bet yours isn't as big as mine" and shit until his hormones got more under control. I do not believe other friends knew about my mom but a few buddies later admitted to me they knew about my girl sucking him off as he was telling them she was licking his ass and balls. Dunno if she really did that but he told people that. Buddies didn't wanna tell me because they were worried I'd shoot the messenger. They seemed to be on my side about saying he's an asshole and shit but part of me can't help but imagine them mocking me behind.my back.

I wasn't mad per se I was horribly disappointed. Hard to explain really but he was my friend since we were little kids. I felt betrayed to the point my energy felt zapped.

My mom is fairly attractive. She's not a head turner but most straight people would fuck her regardless of their age and people her age give her quite a bit of attention. She's chubby but real big boobs and ass and her stomach is flat, no rolls and thighs are thick as fuck.

Her face is similar to Samantha 38DD.

When I put in the keylogger I found she was fucking a bunch of random guys off of obscure hook up sites I've never heard of and a bunch of beta fucks were asking her all sorts of questions about the pictures she had on her profile which were pretty extreme, Ory hole, dp, blindfolded and they tied her up and got a black guy to fuck her which is when she stopped doing g that because she specifically stated no black guys. She basically told the guys she was taken advantage of as they knew she was hiding shit from her husband but what they essentially did was rape as she couldn't get out of it.
It was weird because she seems innocent

>>735496702
You are making her into someone she is not, anon. Remember that she still shits and farts on a regular basis, and when she does...it smells terrible.

In highschool, I took advantage of girls in their weakened states of mind. They would all come to me, seeking guidance. They were in various states of depression and mania.

Made a girl who didn't eat for 3 weeks swallow my cum every morning when I picked her up for school.

Goth girl broke up with her boyfriend at his birthday party, I fucked her ass and came inside.

My best friends girlfriend came to me to have a shoulder to cry on about her problems, came in her pussy and now my daughter is 7. My friend thinks it's his.

I was a very trusted person, I had a reputation for being a nice guy, but I was notorious for being a monster to those who crossed me. I was the biggest dealer of opiates and cannabis in the Midwest at the time, I got all the free pussy I wanted.

Some guy found out that his girlfriend fucked me and he popped my tires in the school parking lot.
I waited at his house one night in the weekend, I knocked him out with a aluminum bat and threw him in my van.

For 3 days I tortured him, electrocution, cutting him with razors, burning his body with a blowtorch. On the final day, I cut all of his fingers off of his right hand, ground them up and made him eat it. He didn't die, but I never saw him again. He told someone and rumors spread.

People know who I am and walk on eggshells when I'm around. Having this type of power and control over people, being able to inspire pure fear in others. It is a feeling better than any drug and sex combined.

When I was 17 and my little cousin was 11, I caught her drinking and smoking weed, I took a video of it and snapped a few pictures. I threatened to blackmail her, in exchange I raped her whenever I felt like it. I took her with me when I moved, now we live together and I've had 2 children with her. I like to fuck her friends and force her to watch as I cum inside them.

>>735496226
This is called "experimenting." Congratulations, you are not gay! (But you are still a faggot.)

>>735496929
I also being in total disbelief that my mother was such a fucking moron she managed to get herself raped by a nigger in a controlled environment while getting pictures taken and still not being able to do anything about it because it would destroy her and our families lives completely.

She acted like Martha Stewart so when I discovered this shit it didn't even feel real.

>>735497206
nice pasta

>>735484037
Better watch out or some bitch might get a dna test on them

>>735497323
what a dumb blacked bitch

>>735487801
This. Can't believe the newfags who haven't seen it before. Same picture too, if i remember right.

>>735497402
I'm an ancientfag, I'm on every single day and I've never seen this "pasta" in my life.

>>735497206
This is like Ed Gein meets Elliot Rodgers. I don't believe a single word of it. Wanna know why? You said you fucked a goth girl in the ass. Boy howdy...some punishment you dreamed up there! Like "goth girl" and "anal whore" aren't terms you can use interchangeably. Go back to Psycho101, and start at the *very beginning.*

>>735496929
Hey, do you have a Kik? If so, hit me up at LittleHooptie on there. I'm not looking to berate you like others, but I'd really be interested in hearing more about your story, if you'd be willing to share more of it with me. Seriously.

>>735497569
I second this, but I'm still calling bullshit on it.

>>735497699
Truth is stranger than fiction, Anon. Just because this person doesn't fit your particular mold, doesn't mean it's not valid.

>>735497931
Let's see, a guy took pictures of him literally skullfucking an actual skull. Pictures a guy took after strangling some woman to death. Someone posting coordinates for a body that was later found in that exact spot. Anything is possible.

>>735497699
Where in that post did her say that fucking that goth girl in the ass was punishment? Did you even fucking read it? It said he took advantage you illiterate fuck.

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>>735497206

>go over to my Dads for the summer
>she is like a year younger than me
>we have experimented a lot before this
>we plan it out
>we are going to make a sheet fort from our bed
>we build it
> we hang out in if for a while
>she lays on her back
>"do whatever you want"
>I start groping her tiny still developing breasts
>she leans up starts kissing me
>I then try to pull off her shirt
>she stops and pulls it off for me
>after a while she tells me to lay down
>she starts writhing on top of me
>boner.gif
>"I'm ready"
>she removes my pants
>insertion.webm
>feeeelsgoooood
>she starts making the motions
>suddenly
>"no"
>"this is wrong"
>she gets up and leaves
I believe this was the last time we did that actually. I feel both aroused and dirty for writing this

>>735498255
I read every (fucking) word and believed none of it. Deal with it, edgelord.

>>735497206
>this happened

>>735497030
Thats...actually really good advice.
Thanks Anon.

>>735493885
>>735495529
>>735496929
>>735497870
Hey, if you read this and you do have a Kik account and you feel like sharing some more details about this shit, send me a message at LittleHooptie on Kik. I'd appreciate it, as I'd really like to hear more about this experience of yours.

>>735497206
What happened to you that made you this way? Serious question.

>>735478438
raped a minor and killed her mother

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I have a three inch erection
I write shipping fanfiction
Batman v Superman is my favorite movie.
I'd very much like to pay a woman to cuddle with me.
I listen to girlfriend audios pretty much every night
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, trim my pubes, cut my finger and toe nails, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis and armpits when I got out of the shower. He would also beat me if I ever denied him.
I didn't jerk off until I was 18. I never watch porn and have gigabytes of photos/videos of cheerleaders. I also once recorded cheerleaders at a uni basketball game to beat off to the footage later.

I'm in love with a girl who doesn't love me. I want to get rid of these feelings but idk how to do it. We are "dating" but it honestly feels like she doesn't give a shit about me. Fuck love, /b/ros

>>735497306
Thanks, I know. I was drunk and he wanted to suck my dick so bad so I let him have a go lol. He is some kind of fashion designer in Berlin nowadays, him sucking my cock was like 10 years ago.

>>735499232
Women don't care about anything but themselves and their children. If you provide for them, you'd be amazed at what they are willing to fake.

>>735497870
There's not a heck of a lot more. It was over 10 years ago and a lot of times I'd skim over a lot of shit because I didn't really want to know and yet was still curious. Other times I was really into it and then felt a lot of shame about it like I had a hard time understanding why it made excited because you figure my mom shouldn't get me feeling those things.

The only other thing I can think to mention is with those obscure sites she was going on I remember some of the lurkers who would message her started to warn her that the people she's doing g this with (she had a main guy with some edgy fucken gloomy name and an assistant organize the difference meet ups and take the pics) may be charging her partner's money to fuck her without her knowledge and when she was PMIng a couple people about when they brought the dindu in there and that also mentioned she's noticed each time she went to one of the locations they slowly starting to disregard her pleasure and became increasingly rough. Some of the lurkers suggested they might be gaining more and more info on her in order to eventually have so much dirt on her they could blackmail the shit out of her.

She was pretty sure that wasn't the case but a lot of the lurkers seemed pretty sure and she was a noob at that shit and probably completely oblivious

I masturbated to the brother-sister incest stories in this thread.

>>735499605
I masterbated to your masterbation to the incest stories in this thread.

>>735499427
Thanks for replying again. If you change your mind and feel like hitting me up on Kik, please do. Obviously, I can understand your embarrassment and anger and disgust, but I can also see how it would be erotic to you. And since it was a while ago, I figured that you likely wouldn't recall everything, that's sort of why I wanted you to hit me up on Kik, as I could ask you questions and you could answer when convenient after this thread 404's and you've maybe remembered some more details.

I was also wondering if you still have access to any of her chat logs? If so, I was hoping that you might be willing to share some more details from them. If you wouldn't mind doing so.

Btw, how old was your friend when he first fucked your mom? And about how old was she? And do you know if your friend was the first guy your mom cheated with?

And as for your girlfriend, did you ask about his dick and how big it was? And if so, what did she say about it?

By the way, if you don't want to Kik, or answer any more questions on here, that's cool. I'm not trying to bother you about; and I apologize, if I did. Your story is just really intriguing to me and I couldn't help but want to hear more details.

>>735498738
You are very welcome. Now go find someone who still likes you despite the myriad bad smells you manufacture.

>>735499270
Well, no one famous ever gave me so much as a handjob. You should be proud!

>>735499330
Hard fact I'm learning right now

>>735499232
Just end it. "It's over." That's all you need. Future you will thank present you.

>>735496702
I know it sounds clichéd, but I know how you feel. And it fucking sucks.

>>735499330
Like men are any better. You can choose to be real, and that's about it. If you know a better way to go through life, lemme know.

>>735499605
Which one brought you over the edge? Just curious.

When I was a young kid me and a few of my cousins we often suck eachother off or give eachother handjobs, we also took turns feeling up our other cousins pussy

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I used to piss on my parents favorite carpet then blame it on my dog, my dog got put down and we also found out the dog had dog cancer.

>>735499928
I don't remember the names of the sites anymore. I would be surprised if the even existed still. At one point I just had enough of subjecting myself to that, deleted the keylogger and went there a few times again here.and there but the site required frequent password updates so one day the password changed and I figured that's that.

My friend was like 20 or 21 and she was.about 45. I don't think my friend was the first I think the hook up sites were first but it seemed she actually only met people 6 or7 times before she got scared off and the rest was chatting with horny weebs in the chatroom.

But it wasn't long after she started with my friend. Probably part of the reason she left cause she had some young fit guy while the people on the hook up sites were pretty much skid marks.

I know how big his dick is I've seen it a bunch of times. It's big man like 8inches or so. My gf wasnt that bright and she was literally so stupid she accidentally blurted out he had a nice dick because she was to dense to realize that would mean she's seen it. Then she started back peddling and making it out like I was a paranoid bf and I guess she thought I was stupid or something.

Then when I was dirty talking her with it while fucking her it was actually turning me on in the moment then when I came I was mad thinking about it and she broke down in tears knowing she was busted and I was outta there.

She periodically sends me messages begging me to get back with her all these years later telling me she's changed but the thing is I found out she cheated on me with a bunch of random guys so it's not like it was a one off thing but I didn't know the other guys so it didn't fuck my head up as much

>>735499699
Masterception

>>735478438
Has anyone on here ever done something sexually fucked-up, like, fucking their friend's wife or girlfriend? Or fucked their girlfriend's/wife's mom, sister, relative or best friend? Or cheated with a woman while their husband was in another room in the same house? Or gotten a blowjob while giving a girl a ride home to/from their boyfriend's house? Or have you blackmailed a female who was married or had a boyfriend for sex/a blowjob?

Just some sexual situations that I find to be really fucking erotic and exciting, so I thought I'd ask.

>>735501329
Well, I'm genuinely sorry to hear that this shit happened to you. You seem like a nice guy, who is also reasonable and wise, and I have to think that you sure as fuck didn't deserve some shit like that to happen to you. I also genuinely hope that things have gotten better for you over the past few years and that you are happy now. And I mean that sincerely.

By the way, if you do decide that you want to hit me up on Kik some time, feel free to do so. Again, my username on there is LittleHooptie and don't worry, I'm not gay, I don't want to see your dick, I don't want to try to get any personal information from you, and I don't want to hit you up with a bunch of bothersome messages. If anything, I would want to see a picture of your mom and/or of your ex-girlfriend, but I wouldn't expect that to be a realistic thing to get. Anyway, if you feel like shooting me a message on Kik, go for it!

And have a nice weekend, my man!

>>735478438
I have no idea, which country remained in yesterdays nuking topic. Someone tell me?

>>735502555
*somebody. Anyway check out my first trips.

Fapped to a little girl who had a six pack. Didn't think of fucking her it was more like how it would feel being her and have such muscles.

>>735503229
Really feel guilty because I didn't mean to fap to it at all. It was a cause of a bad habit. It was just unexpected to see.My problems gotten so bad that I got a boner to a girl simply because she had nice hair. Trying to make it stop so it doesn't happen again because there is nothing sexual when it comes to that stuff.

I went to an aa meeting

I need advice..

>>735478438
I pee on toilet seats in public bathrooms and laugh thinkingabout the next guy that either has to wipe my piss up or accidentally sits in it

It's the little things in life......

I hate being around my girlfriend, but I can't dump her because it'll break her

I'm gay and my friends don't know it yet, and they all keep bragging about how many times they have had their dicks sucked by hot girls. (Fuckbois, ikr?) But what they don't know is I've given/received head more than 2x as many times they have... but by men, not women.
Lol they think I'm a virgin haha

>>735505092
why do you hate being around her?

>>735478438
>be 18
>met a trap on craigslist
>we talked a while
>neverfuckedatrap.gif
>then I realized im not gay
>so I didnt
>mfw

>>735505176
They know. Post your dick anon

>>735505176
Fag

>>735505183
too abrasive and cynical and combative, clingy af too

it's tiring

>>735505636
Maybe she's just going through some issues or whatever.

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>>735478438
My nearly 18yo stepdaughter baught some new bra and panties recently, way more sexy than her usual ones (pic related).

I took this one one of her wardrobe, blew my load inside on crotch level and then rub most of the cum out of it but it was still very wet. I let it dry (she wasnt at home this weekend) then put it back.

I do it regularly but i still havent be able to see her wear some underwear with my cum on it.

>>735495016
>>735495016
> "I raped a masseuse in her ass and told
the story here. Someone took it ans posted it elsewhere... thousands of people read about it. . . now I worry that others will go rape sex workers because of my story."
Post story again anon

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>>735505192
you dit gut, my son

>>735507809
Since anon won't deliver, I will repost it...

>be me
>order massage
>masseuse turns out to be a trap
>ehwhynot.jpg
>get massive erection before even being touched
>masseuse tells me "this isn't *that* kind of massage"
>offer to pay extra
>nosale.gif
>when message is finished, pay and asl massuese to bend over so I can give him a "tip"
>mfw he says, "you're not going to assrape me, are you?"
>pa-pa-pa-pa-pokerface.bat
>ram cock up masseusse's boipucci as hard as I can
>"hey, wtf? You promised!"
>tell him I'm sorry (a lie)
>makes me promise never to share the story, so no one figures out that virtually anyone with an asshole can be raped in it
>that promise was also a lie...obviously

I expose my girlfriend online when i'm drunk

cheated on my gf with my hung latino neighbour.
i loved sucking his huge cock and getting fucked me like a bitch.

still like girls and all but that was a nice experience

>>735509211
Tell her when you are sober.

>>735509433
She would kill me

contact a swinger couple (i'm single) and invite them to my apartment, we get drinks, start to heat things up and end up doing a threesome but the guy had a small dick and came 15 minutes in.
i didn't give a fuck and kept fucking her wife for another hour and a half, bust on her huge tits

fast foward to a week i get a text but now directly from her wife telling me how much she would like to repeat, set things up and we did again and kept sexting her a few days more and by the third time it was just the both of us. this shit lasted for 4 months

>>735479714
Courtney?

>be me
>schoolyear just ended
>summertime
>go with friends to a lake in the forest
>arrive and see an abandoned box of condoms
>have a crush on a girl of the group
>have a malefic idea
>get drunk and wait to fuck that bitch
>a guy who I hated fell asleep
>put condom and fuck her
>when going to cum I retire the condom and >cum on the guy's face
>doesn't wake up until 5 minutes later
>he didn't tell a word to nobody in all that day

>>735501604
Yeah I fucked ur mom LOL

Im father of two, have three cats, wife and good job. 10 years ago i was debt collector, i chocked 3 people to death (not all on one visit, different jobs) to let their collegues know i dont have time for dilly-dandling, cut 6 fingers and burned countless people with cigarettes, along with blackmailing and stalking. Everyone think i am nicest guy around, and i love my cats, yet i know i could go back to this work at any time if given any chances. Is there any help for me?

>>735510465
>Is there any help for me?
discipline and self-restrain
and how were you able to walk away from the job? I think that most mob-jobs are pretty hard to walk away from

>be me five years ago.
>very hot day.
>pour tall glass of chocolate milk to cool off with.
>accidentally spill chocolate milk.
>clean up mess pour more chocolate milk.
>drink chocolate milk.
>regret nothing.

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My overly religious gf wont let me fuck and its gottten to the point where I wouldnt mind someone else fucking her just so I can see her naked body

>>735510720
I wasn't contracted to anyone specific, so i did jobs around nearby towns (never work anywhere near your living place, its bad for business and health), and amount of people that owed me a favor allowed me to quit the work rather quietly, with nice amount of stashed money. Now living in totally different state, changed name and get old and fat, so its slight chance someone i had pleasure working with will recognise me.

>>735509211
I expose my wife and daughter while I'm sober

>>735510920
This is not a fucking rekt thread.

>>735510465
Killing yourself will only partly make up for the lives you have ruined
But its all you can do

>>735511049
I want to cum on her face

>>735510920
You fucking monster!
MODS

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>>735511326
Be my guest lol

I am 19 m only kissed 2 Girls in me life and I'm still a virgin. I have no Friends so i Go to clubs at The Weekends all alone. When i Walk around alone in the city I pull miy phone out and talk into it even if I'm calling no one so people think i have friends.

>>735511324
Im perfectly whatever with where I am or what I did, so killing myself is not an option. Also, people shouldnt make debts they cant pay, my parents told me that when i was young, and after checking background of these people, all of them had parents until later in their life. So i'd blame their inability to make good decisions and take good advices seriously, rather than my work, which was done without any issues.

As a child I can confirm that I have ran through several wheat fields

>>735478820
Definitely bait. Low quality as well. designed to play on the insecurities of fat neckbeards who never got over the cute girls who friendzoned them in high school. None of it makes any sense. You'd have to be, at the very least, a few weeks along in order to know that you were pregnant. Then you'd have to sleep with the dude, then you'd have to "discover" that you're pregnant, then spend the rest of the pregnancy hoping he never does the very basic math required to realize it can't possibly be his kid.

>>735511435
Post body

>>735511475
Go to bars, clubs are useless
Tell women you are going through a really bad break up

>>735511584
I'd blame you, you killed them, if they had parents, why not put a gun to their parents heads and make them rob a jewellery store or something, because you wanted to kill, thats all you
Its an option man, never say never

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>>735511788

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>>735512168

>>735511833
Yeah But going to clubs without friends is fucking weird

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I'm a diaperfag. pic related.

>>735512254
I ment bars

>>735512254
I said bars, weird is better then not going at all, just say you dont want to drink at home alone like a chump