Are there any more of these

>>735476350
>>735476622

And the point of these is showing up That being a cunt is alpha as fuck to encourage people to be cunts
...because?

>>735476866
I thought the point is just to make fun of losers. Though the chad car segment seems pointless.

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>>735477093
You're why i stopped comming on 4chan, pce again

>>735477249
I'm glad I could improve your quality of life

>>735477093

So acting like a wannabe gangsta nigger is considered "not loser'' nowadays, what a fucking joke and how pathetic

>>735477249
>>735477866
>>735477510
I only wanted some virgin and Chad meme things

>>735476350
>>735476622
>>735477230

Wtf is this shit

>>735478434
Real
Trap
Shit

>>735476350

No. I'm one of those who stands up in the middle of the movie to call you out if you touch my seat with your feet or you are eating your popcorn in an annoying way. Or I throw my popcorn at your head.

The Virgin Cinema guy is save from me. You are not.

>>735478100
What's the point of making fun of a virging dude when you can stop being virgin for the price of a cinema ticket

You know what's pathetic and beta as fuck having a 20-25 years life expectancy because you were born, live or moved to a country /neighborhood full of uncivilized cunts i don't wanna be racist but most of those places are full of black people

>>735477866
Are you retarded?

>>735478970
I'm slightly aspie, what about you are you retarded? Can we be friends now?

>>735479183
I'm only friends with people who read entire posts before they respond. Especially posts that consist of 2 sentences.

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Fuck me these are amazing keep them coming

>>735477866
this,

i don't get alpha philosophy or whatever the fuck

i am not an asshole, i dont help other people but dont even harm them---

4chan culture tries to insult and call the people who try to not be an asshole betas

just coz i want to live my own life privately, and not be loud and obnoxious all the time, i am a loser

fuck that, i mean literally fuck that, take your finger and shove it deep inside your asshole, coz i am not abiding by your alpha culture (which is basically romanticization of being loud, obnoxious and a male version of a whore)

>>735476350
Nah, this guy is pretty respectful and considerate of those around him

OP is a nigger. It doesn't buy popcorn, or soda. It sneaks it's food into the cinema. It talks on it's phone loudly, has full on conversations with the nigger children it brought with it. It kicks the seats, it's rude. It may or may not be a landwhale, but it will still demand you make suitable room for it. Near the most dramatic points of the movie, where you vaguely forgot it's presence, it will loudly open up it's two liter bottle of coke and begin chugging it thoroughly. Instead of hearing the bad guy confessing how he did it for love, you will hear glurg glurg glurg as a normal impossible amount of cheap soda is consumed and will be forced to wonder how they managed to sneak two 2 liter bottles of soda into the movie theaters in 1 purse.

Then they pull out a paper plate and begin to pull out plastic bags full of speghetti that makes you question if Virgin cringe was ever even a thing to think about at the movies.

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>>735480425
OMG you're proving the stereotype so hard I can't stop laughing.

>>735476350
>>735476622

So virgin is considerate person and defensive driver.
I like that guy.

>>735477230
>grabs

definitely gay.

this time virgin straight male wins.

I'm pretty sure these are also making fun of the chads

Stop thinking of these so much. Enjoy them as the kind of ironic shitposting memes they are.

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Bumping with more

>>735481234
top kek

>>735482079
lol these are brilliant

virgin

>>735482079
perfect layering of ironies

more pls

>>735476622
were the bitch sucking his dick, chad is gay

>>735481234
KEK

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>>735480639
Went to college at a largely black school, movie theater was always like this. You must have experience with this post. So many memories...

>>735483141
Sadly i dont have anymore saved, sorry anon

there must be more out there

>>735476622
>Never drives drunk
How is this a bad thing, you filthy degenerate.

>>735484577
virgin detected

>>735484666
Checked. Satan likes drunk driving

>>735484666
I'm literally not a virgin.

>>735481234
can confirm grabbing dick is gay

>>735484994
That's exactly what a virgin would say. You aren't fooling anyone virgin-boi

>>735485119
joke's on you m8 i was only pretending to pretend not to be a virgin and i'm actually not a virgin (;

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Hey guys can u rate me pls from 1 to 10?
am i ugly?

Is it bad if these have a fit of ~80%?

>>735485640
nothing wrong with being a virgin loser

moar chad memes

>>735476350
Person with anxiety ≠ virgin

>>735480639
this is what it was like to go to the movies in Norfolk, Virginia

>>735486186
All seriousness, don't most people walk below parallel, I mean, not ALL THE TIME, but I think that's kind of the default for most people

>>735485266
gtfo virginfag

>>735486552
Yes but most people are like this, they also stare at their phones changing the settings or looking at old conversations when in public transport thinking no one can see whats on their screen just to avoid accidentally looking at someone or pretend their busy

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>>735483141
Layering of ironies?

Not trying to be an ass, actually curious what you mean.

>>735486983
I guess, I never gave it much thought - I wonder if that's just an illusion to you because you think that's what everyone does (because perhaps you do it?)

I have done the phone trick though but usually only when it's someone I really don't want to talk to in the supermarket or something.

>>735482079
HIS BENIS HAS THE SAME HAIR :DDD ROFL

>>735486186
Fuck, that fits like 110% for me

>>735480425
Its trolling to a broader demographic: Normies. Instead of targetting a niche, target holistically.

>>735487333
I can guarantee it, occasionally you find one guy in the whole bus or train who doesnt have their head down or have their it turned exactly 90 degrees to their torso staring out the window. When you inevitably make eye contact with this one guy you feel a sense of unity, like your not alone, its a look that says I dont belong here but at least I'm not the only one

>>735487748
Thats when you give the nod or the head tilt.

>>735482079
would suck chads dick/10

>>735487659
Brilliantly explained.

Everyone has at least one thing on that list. Then immediately develop a complex and start on the path to suicide.

>>735487844
And then you start blowing him

>>735487913
Yeah. I mean seriously one of them says something like "Doesn't like people walking side by side slowly". No shit?

>>735488008
From across a train? How fucking long is my neck, or his dick?

>>735482079
"Pussy queefs loudly during sex because of small girth"

Are you fucking kidding me? They queef because it's getting stretched out. You're either a virgin or a faggot. If this was a YRYL I'd be fucking done.

My hair overreacts to the wind :(

>>735488020
passing people walking slower than you is beta? I'm just impatient as fuck and don't have time for granny walking bullshit

Lmao this shit is obviously a joke, all you faggots are getting bent out of shape about how these pictures portray virgins?

>>735481234
this

So many offended virgins

>>735478913
>if you touch my seat with your feet
Are you getting your Aspergers treated?

>>735488056
Actually this is absolutely true. My ex used to start to queef after 10 - 15 minutes of me giving her a good smash. Then if you're a real alpha, you'll hear a gushing noise and eventually she'll squirt all over your balls

>>735488169
I work in a mall part time and you better fucking believe I'm walking past every stupid fucker there when I'm on my lunch break. You kinda have to if you want time to eat unless you bring your lunch

>>735480425
>just coz i want to live my own life privately, and not be loud and obnoxious all the time, i am a loser
Yes! YES!!

>>735488311
I love that squishy sound. Make me cum buckets

>>735478913
I talk quietly sometimes during movies, or make remarks about shit to my friends. Though when we went to see the latest Alien we absolutely pissed ourselves laughing and probably ruined the experience for other people. You would most likely call me on my shit, and I would deserve it.

>>735488320
All the fucking in the way people right?

--Bill Burr

>>735488320
Worked in a mall myself years ago, and I agree with you entirely. 30 minute break, 20 minutes navigating people? No thanks, out of my way cunt.

>>735478913
oh, you touch my tralala...

>>735488397
One time I wasn't sure if I was just making her piss on me so I did up eggs Benny and asparagus for her for breakfast. Fucked her all day and every time she squirted I smell tested it and no aspargus pee smell

>>735486361
accurate/10

>>735488561
Fucking genius.

>>735488320
Its a mall captain autismo what did you expect

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>>735480425
>>735480425

>>735486361
Swing and a miss

>>735488039
It's Chad after all

>>735488831
Chad must pass out from blood movement when he gets erect.

The Chad ones are hilarious as fuck, leave it to you autists to get offended and take these all to heart though. You're all pathetic.

>>735488320
Fortunately, I managed a restaurant when I worked in a mall. I made the bathroom into my office. I was good.

>>735488806
I lost..

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>>735476350
jesus christ these memes are autistic af
fucking derailing this cringeworthy "meme"'

>>735488891
>when he gets erect
>when

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>>735489051

>>735476350
God bless this faggot. Fuck everyone else who treats the theater like their living room.

>>735489067
Poor bastard must be in constant agony if it never goes down.

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>>735489092

>>735488561
Squishing vagina make me smile. So fucking hot! I make girl cum on my penis when sex. Its hot. Im not virgin why would lie on 4chan? HAHAHA

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>>735489139

>>735476622
kek

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>>735489201
>>735489139
>>735489092
>>735489051
>jesus christ these memes are autistic af
fucking derailing this cringeworthy "meme"'

>>735488852
someone explain how chad can constantly vibrate, is this that weird shacking foot thing that socially awkward people do, because chad definitely doesnt do this

>>735484577
The entire joke is that the 'virgin' does normal person things you fool

>>735489051
>>735489092
>>735489139
>>735489201

I also like to play video games

I am also autistic

>>735489330
HE HUMS PURE SEISMIC SEXCELLENCE YOU FUCKING BETAFAGGIT

chad meme best meme. i like sex women

>>735489354
found the virgin

>>735489386
perfect

>>735489165
/B/rother, I can't tell if you're trying to mock me or not.

>>735488056
>lol look at MEEEEEE im a sex meister :x

That's nice. Good for you.

>>735489354
"Im not weird, everyone is like this"

>>735489126
Well, it's offset of course by him constantly ejaculating

>>735489051
>virgin detected

>>735489511
That still doesn't ease the pain of having an erection that lasts several hours. Never experimented with enhancement pills before?

>>735488561
Too bad that's not definitive, as some people do not produce the smelly pee when eating asparagus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asparagusic_acid#Effect_on_urine

>>735489602
>experimented with enhancement pills

That's so The Virgin

>>735489602
yes but he has stacy sucking on it 24/7. good deal if you ask me

Some people are actually having an argument about a meme ITT.

>>735476350
lol wat a cringey fagot

>>735489675
Or bored mid 20s sex life.

>>735489643
Oh she definitely did. Number one, sometimes I could smell it if I peed right after her and two, whenever we smelled our asparagus pee we'd yell "asparagus peeeeeee!!!" in a cute voice so the other person could hear from a different room

>>735476350
>>735476622
oh look everyone, a cringe thread

>>735476622
>perfectly clean
rofl

>>735489643
Also I looked it up like a bunch of times, when you get the g-spot all engorged it'll almost be like you popped it when she cums. Then she can usually just keep cumming after a few pumps

>>735489782
I was just teasing you.

>>735489994
>looked it up
Virgin detected.

>>735490019
On the internet? How dare you.

>>735489782
>bored of sex in your mid 20s
Is your prostate okay? Can your dick stand?

>>735490045
Calm down, buds

>>735486186
ayy dats me doe

>>735489782
chad detected

>>735490094
Depends on your partners limits and your compatibility fam.

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>>735476866
>>735478434
>>735481158
>>735484577

It's satire, you fucking newfags.

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bump for more chad memes and severe newfriend bum blasting

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>>735481158
Yeah, bcuz he is like u

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>>735477866
>>735480425

Newfags, lurk moar.

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these are fucking hilarious

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>>735479787
wow, rare

>>735490277
itt a lot of butthurt virgins