Yo /b/ does lead poisoning actually exist?

>>735466021
yes you dumbass

>>735466091
Don't listen to him.

I'm thinking it's a conspiracy.

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>>735466021
how the fuck do you think bullets work dipshit

>>735467607
The loud noise gives you a heart attack and that's what kills you, obviously.

>>735466021
Lead is harmless. Lead oxide can even be used as an excellent sweetener, and was used to make sweetened wines by the Romans. They also made all their plumbing from lead, and the Roman word for lead is where we even get the word "plumbing".

Don't listen to the anti-lead propaganda OP. A bit of lead a day keeps the doctor away.

>>735467704
then why don't we make our soldiers deaf when they go to battle? Intellectual checkmate

nope.

>>735466021
if you have to ask this, you have it.

>>735467949
because you have to be able to hear the grenades land near you so you can run away before they throw you into the wall.

>>735466021
>does lead poisoning actually exist
yes
heavy metals form stable complexes with enzymes and stuff which makes them disfunctional
lets get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLPvmwfklp8

>>735468356
how about we have one guy that can hear so he can tell them when a grenade is coming

>>735468706
How will he tell everybody to get out of the way if they're all deaf?

>>735468759
by yelling GRENADE

>>735468759
Semaphore.

>>735468632
Don't believe this shill. This is just propaganda by the copper and pvc lobbies to keep people from using cheap, healthy, and durable lead plumbing.

>>735468845
>>735468875
What if he hears the bullet and gets a heart attack before any grenades are thrown?

This fucking thread is golden.

>>735469050
then we get the defibrillators

>>735469050
Well first you give them a heart transplant. A horse heart can take the extra strain. But it's expensive so you can only have one stallion-hearted semaphore grenade signaler per unit.

>>735469387
If the person has a bigger heart then he might want world piece though

>>735468632
I bet you don't even into alchemy, faggot. Well guess who's gonna have the last laugh when all this molten copper gets funneled into my asshole and I reach enlightenment?

>>735469486
It's a horse heart. Horses care nothing for world peace.

>>735469567
well I don't see any horses going to war

>>735466021
I' a glassblower, I have been working with lead glass for 3 years.
Lead poisoning is a well known professionnal disease in our job.

>>735469630
Horses love war. They even made a movie about it called warhorse. And where else would we get the term "warhorse" but for horses' lust for combat?

But they're also steadfast workers, so they do the job their tasked with. That's why their hearts are perfect for the semaphoregrenadesignalmen.

>>735466021
No and you can prove it too. I have done it. I have ground up lead into dust and drank it with water and I am just fine.

>>735469719
would you say that working with glass blows?

someone needs to cap this thread

>>735469792
they get the term warhorse by the chess horse actually

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>>735469005
I don't get it
>>735469491
>reach enlightenment
for medical purpose? yes yes

>>735466021

Ohhh yes it is. And trust me, its not fun

>>735469491
everybody knows that alchemy is just wannabe chemistry

>>735470054
That's what they want you to think.

>>735470147
being poisoned is very fun. try it.

>>735469959
This
>MAKE IT HAPPEN ANONS

>>735470173
Chemistry is alchemy for the masses. Even Newton practiced alchemy and that mofo invented calculus.

>>735470258
It all makes perfect sense

>>735470407
and gravity

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>>735469959
Include me in the screencap

>>735470440
no i won't, your post is pointless

>>735470407
wrong he invented gravity

>>735470473
Pleaaaaaaase

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>>735470440

>>735470173
That's like saying jazz is wannabe rap. It can't be a wannabe if it came first. Clearly chemistry is the wannabe alchemy, all the good shit like philosophers stones already got made by the real alchemists, now all these new-age chemistry fags can't do even simple shit like adding or removing a few protons to an atom. Shit's alchemy 101.

>>735470544
Thank you ;-; I feel accomplished now

>>735470625
guarantee if that's not you, then anon has already deleted it and no one saved it

ITT: Intelectual conversations

>>735470479
Both! He was very talented. He also went on tour with William Tell briefly after inventing gravity by reenacting the apple falling on his head, and Tell shooting it off. A botched shot ended the tour but he escaped permanent injury thanks to Benny Franklin's invention of the safety-bifocals.

>>735470560
Everybody knows that alchemy only came first because someone traveled back in time and left his elementary school alchemy textbook for the cave people.

You might know your alchemy but you don't know jack shit about american history

>>735467870
Kek

>>735470745
the only reason anybody needs calculus in the first place is because Isaac newton invented gravity though

>>735470677
Fucking crush my dreams then
Cunt

>>735470821
you're welcome

>>735469130
Nah it's leaded

>>735470692
ITT: A thread that only consistent of summer i.a. your typical 9gag comment section

>>735470811
Yes, and he has the monopoly on calculus. It made him very wealthy in licensing rights alone after he patented it.

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>>735470887
me when you make mean comment

>>735470910
Hasbro has a monopoly on monopoly though so they beated Isaac newton at his own game

>>735470692
>>735470754
>t. assblasted chemfags
Don't hate, just because you aren't good enough to achieve gnosis like the rest of us doesn't mean you gotta hate those of us who are. I'm sure you could still be like, I dunno, wiccans or some gay shit like that.

>>735466021
Sooo what exactly is this picture

>>735471039
you make me lol
Everybody knows that wiccans are one step above alchemists

>>735471007
That's when he had to resort to using a new term: calcuopoly. But monopoly remained in common parlance. You only hear the correct terminology in certain academic circles.

>>735471116
On the staircase of flamboyant, fluffy faggotry perhaps.

>>735471236
I would have just settled with an oligopoly desu

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this thread must be an Amy Schumer tribute

please everyone kys. Think about the memes

>>735471071
Ascaris lumbricoides in a section of removed intestine.
Must have caused a severe blockage, probably in a pig or human.

>>735471320
missed
>>735471229

>>735466021
Nah, it's just a liberal conspiracy to hurt the economy. They do that for fun.

>>735471236
If you believe that summing Satan to rape your buthole is gay then I seriously question your intelligence

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please mr banana, desu desu, spiderman andy sixx or wherever
derail this thread!!

>>735466091
Dont trust him he's a skeleton

>>735471375
Nah. The lobbyists have bipartisan support. (Copper lobby targets the right, while the PVC lobby takes care of the left). Only a few fringe officials haven't been bought.

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>>735471477
lightly salted potato girl

>>735468356
>touchè

>>735471071
Piece of parasite ridden intestine with a small note of feces

>>735471326
Damn, thats disgusting, thanks for the headsup.

>>735471531
Doubtful, if there were any skeletons in this thread we would know by now. Skeletons have such one track minds they just keep talking about "calcium this" and "strong bones that," and so forth until the heat death of the universe.

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>>735471477

>>735471688
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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>>735469491
>you don't even into alchemy
aww shit nigga i thought you were kidding
1. no, im into chemistry
2. fuck your pseudoscience
3. enjoy your lead enema
4. reach enlightment
5. profit

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ITT: OP trying hard to bait
people actually take the bait and reason like 5yo about how thinks work

>>735471912
>reason like 5yo
pleb thinks that age affects intelligence

>>735471749
Lead enema for properly reinforced personal plumbing. Nothing makes for better regularity and efficiency like a little plumbum in your bum.

>Posters: 25

>>735466021
No eat lead totally fine

>>735472126
me and around two other posters made most of this threads "content" by the way.

>>735466021
Mom's spaghetti

>>735472208
I've only been "contributing" because it's almost 7am, I haven't slept, and I have nothing better to do with my life than shitpost about plumbum.

>>735472208
Ik. I was here enjoying it from the start.
Where the fuck is that screencap btw

>>735472328
same anon, same

>>735471321
>think of the memes
This is the reason

>>735472353
>27 posters
that probably means no screen cap

>>735472521
unless you wanna do it yourself

>>735472563
Other anon

Heyyyy..... wait

>>735472521
To be fair there was a screencap that came out of this, but only of one post that had nothing to do with the conversations themselves.

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>>735472657
I always cap when people say dum shit like that

>>735472732
Well it's more effort than most of us put in, so kudos for that.

>>735469630
that's because we go to war for the sake of peace
checkmate

>>735473041
what kind of faggot ass moble browser is that

>>735473041
This goes on r/4chan FOR SURE!

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>>735473126
mate you're not here to impress anybody
Lurk more

>>735467870
Lead Acetate u retard. lead oxide is used in paint and shit it has some sweetness but Romans used acetate salt.

This thread is gold

>>735470407
Leibinz invented calculus

>>735473403
Oxide formed in the plumbing in the aquaducts. The wine was heated in lead lined vessels which created some lead acetate in the wine. They also used lead oxide for the production of powdered/granulated lead acetate.

>>735473850
Heresy!

>>735473961
horsey

>>735466021
maybe you should do an experiment and find out

>>735474038
Drats! Foaled again!

>>735474117
lel

>>735470975
Please say this is bait

>>735466021
eat lead , drink mercury and check

>>735473321
>>735473126
Or dont lurk, redditfags are just as bad as jews

>>735469959
thread is shit, no need to cap

>>735471997
Thats a hook if i've ever seen one

>>735474316
If you're going to drink healthful mercury, I recommend going with the fulminated flavor. More bang for your buck.

>>735474403
I hate it when people cap threads in first place because It removes the Ephemerality of the content

>>735474474
choco flavor is the best mercury