Does anyone recognize what the fuck this is? The little shit

Oddly looks like a bee with its wings plucked, maybe some variety of velvet ant. dont let it bite you unless you want blinding pain...or not..

Don't fuk in know but they called Cummies bc when they on you, you go hnggggg intensely and spasm

might be a "velvet ant", which is actually a form of wingless wasp. See if it will sting you, to be sure, or google for info.

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weird ass velvet ant if it is one...here's another pic

>>735464402
Capture it.
Call it Boris The Spider.
Feed it cables.

>>735465193
Roll for this

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>>735465193
I released it into the wild, where it can be with its cable-fucking bretheren

>>735464402
That's pretty cute

if someone gets trips try to get it to bite you

>>735465414
>dat filename

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Guys I have bad news...I went back in the garage to find the bug, and it committed seppuku in a dish of water we leave out for the cat :(

>>735464402
Have you tried asking >>>/ani/ they may know what exactly it is.

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viking funeral anyone?

>>735465801
NOOOOOOOOO!!! BORIS!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!
>>735466129
Goodbye, my friend..

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>>735466129
Yes.

>>735466129
Be sure to play the who during the ceremony.

>>735464402
its a longicorn beetle (cerambycidae)
no spider, no wasp, just a beetle

>>735466490
Boris the Longicorn Beetle just doesn't roll off the tongue.

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I miss him already ;_;

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>>735465801
You liar. You killed him didn't you

>>735466876
I will cry for boris every day of my life

>>735466876
he died a glorious death
may he rip in pepperonis

>>735466876
May his cable-fucking soul journey swift to Valhalla.
Like the nidhoggr before him, he chewed at the root of the world tree

>>735466876
Boris will live on in our hearts. #Never Forget

>>735466129
DO IT

>>735466876
TIEM STAMP

>>735464402
We call this a cap. beetle or CB for short.
It's harmless.

We will miss you boris may you rest in peace.

P.S. it's venom is used in numbing agents most dentists use.

Killer bee

You're going to die

RUN

>>735467290
can you give me the taxonomic name of it?
couldnt find out what kind of species it might be

>>735465801
Bugs can hold their breath for like 2 days

>>735466876
He was still alive you murderer

>>735467033
I cri evry tim

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boris, sweet boris, u will be missed... goodbye

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>>735466876
goodnight sweet prince

Take it out of the water you placed it in. Let it dry off and set it free.

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I will never forgetti, may you rest in spaghetti

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>>735466876
F, See you in the next life buddy

>>735466876
press a diamond from its remains!

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eat him

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Isn't it this one?

>>735468748
it was...

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Holy fuck this thread is still going?

Here's another picture of Boris while he/she was not kill...AND NO! I DID NOT DROWN THE DAMN BEETLE!! This isn't a conspiracy people

>>735468748
nope

>>735469401
YOU LIE

>>735464402
OP, Boris appears to have been a kind of checkered beetle, like Enoclerus quadrisignatus, which are native to the area.

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>>735466922
THIS

>>735470025
that's definitely it! Congrats on figuring out what in the fuck Boris is...or was...if only he was alive to thank you.

>>735469401
Then why does the FBI still refuse to release the documents regarding his mysterious death to the public? Reeks more like conspiracy than 9/11

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You tards realise your mourning a fucking ant

>>735464402
Put it outside gently bro. Please do not harm the animal. It is probably sacred sick and lost as fuck. Be gentle.

>>735470571
His name was Boris, you cocksucker.

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>>735470571
You don't belong here

>>735470761
Thisfamalamaslamanam.newfag

>>735470564
Look, there ain't no conspiracy! Just because Boris and I met behind closed doors, and just because Boris tragically died after he refused to stop that whole crazy Russian investigation, DOESN'T mean I killed him! Sad!

>>735470571
Boris was clearly a beetle.

Like, how do you even get your animals mixed up like that?

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>>735466876
Rest in peace you sweet little prince ;__;

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>>735469401

He said its not a Conspiracy.

That means it IS an Conspiracy... why else woud anyone say something like this.

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>>735470982
Beetles and ants arent animals tho

>>735471041
just like NiggNoggs

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>>735471041

>Animalia, motherfucker

Linnaeus would weep at your faggotry

>>735469777
Holy trips don't lie

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Rip beetle boi. May boris munch cables in heaven. ;-;

>>735471157
They classified as inects, you beta fags always have to get technical dont you

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>this thread
i miss boris :(

Someone gotta screen cap this shit I,m on my tablet

>>735464402
[zalgo]touch it with your penis [/zalgo]

>>735464402
[s]ffs[/s]

So this is the crowd of /b/ at 3:36 am on a Sat Night

Instead of out partying with frens or getting pussy. You niggers are on here mourning the death of a Russian ant named Boris. For fuck sake

>>735471686
>you niggers

You are referring to yourself as well, my negro.

>>735471686
Hey fuck you buddy your here too

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>>735471686
lulz

Just got off work and come to this shit..
Guess I'll cry myself to sleep.
Did you notify his next of kin?

>>735471686
Hey it's 11:47am on a Sunday here. Not all us fags are grieving the beautiful boris at night

Lol this is funny thread

>>735464402
Let it bite you then become a superhero

>>735464402
Looks like some kind of ground wasp. They exist. I know.

>>735465801
Dude we can see the tweezers....

>>735473433
Dubs of truth, OP has been caught in the act of assassinating Boris!

>>735465422
Yeah this thing is cuteness overload

>>735466876
Why you do thing like that ?
I hope one day someone burn you alive too. Who you are to judge anyone and kill living thing ? Go fuck yourself. I hope you die in nextweek

>>735466876
Ok sorry i dont read the thing was die before. Sorry bro but i hate so much animal torture i was on fire when i scroll and see him burned. Really sorry for bad words i just say of you

>>735472817
I dont think so
you clearly can see the hardened elytron
wasps dont have those, beetles do.-

>>735468748
Boris was a very old girl. Died of natural causes -
ingesting plastic and water.

>>735474071
that's how I wanna go out

can someone screencap this

the balad of boris

>Anon finds new species
>Possible extra terrestrial Traveller
>Possible cure for cancer
>Drows and burns it with lighter fluid

>>735469401
It's your cats fault it must pay

>>735470571
No one will mourn you fagot #littlelives matter

>>735475783
woh woh slow dwn there timmy! The cat did nothing wrong... maybe the headphones's rubbery compounds made Boris halucinate or something.

Boris wouldn't have wanted you be sad. Be free and happy, anons. Do it for Boris.

>>735464606
do you even fucking know how to speak? you worthless piece of non american shit....

You people cannot tell a beetle from a fucking ant? You never played outside with bugs when you were kids?!

I just wanna know why a fucking bug was DRINKING ELECTRICITY THROUGH A WIRE... HOLY FUCK THEY'RE EVOLVING

posting in ebin thread

WOKE DONT CHOKE 2017

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>>735470571
>calls us tards

>your
>your
>your

>>735468168
How long can they be on fire for?

>>735466876
See you in Valhalla friend

>>735466876
Why do the best die young

>>735464402
>arizona
Maybe it's a wingless wasp species.

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>>735466876

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

>>735470571
>snapchat photo
>tards
>your
>not respecting the life this critter lived
Man you're all kinds of level of faggot. How long habe you even been here?

>>735464402
Release it into the Mainframe at work and prepare for lulz.

>>735466876
F. May peace always follow you.

>>735470999
Why no check. Check.

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>>735470571
In life, he had no name. In death, he has a name. His name is Boris the Beetle. His name is Boris the Beetle. His name is Boris the Beetle.

>>735470999
Czech

>>735478407
>His name is Boris the Beetle. His name is Boris the Beetle. His name is Boris the Beetle.

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>>735477353
Underated post.

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RIP Boris

Best threat in /b/ right now.