Secrets thread go!

> my car fongered mom seat in the back

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

I've masturbated to the french politician Jean Lassale

>>735464506
a true fag

>>735463885
if a girl i'm with weighs more than 120 lbs, it's almost impossible for me to get a boner

>>735463978
wat

I secretly love my ex gf and thinking about her every time and i lie when i Say that i never Think of her

>>735464565
who me or him

>>735464756
both

>>735464835
true

>>735463885
i want to buy more disposable enemas but i don't want my mom to find out. they come in big boxes of many of them so it'll be hard to hide.

>>735464506
that fucking schnozz tho

>>735465093
buy the reusable one with the heavy rubber bottle. it's multi-purpose

>>735465240
hmm... is it big and hard to conceal in a purse?

>>735464695
Welcome new friend

>>735465591
quite

>>735463885
Secretly want to bang my coworker but she has a bf

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>long time ago.
>be 23.
>have sister.
>she sleeps with me.
>parents asleep.
>have sex on floor like in video related.
>masturbate to memories now.
>(video not us)
>the end.

>>735465093
Why you want so many enemas?
>Butt sex cleansing, or:
> eating disorder

>>735463885
Currently flirting over text with a girl that has a boyfriend. We're arranging a date soon. I don't give a fuck about the ethics of it

>>735465676
Do you talk?
Or has it driven a wedge between you

>>735463885
i frequent /b/

I really, really want to fuck my niece. Neither of us are underage, mind you. I'm actually considering planting a hidden camera to record her undressing.

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>>735464506
>mfw

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>>735465806
>Do you talk?

yes of course. on the phone or when i see her.

>wedge.

no. not at all. everything is normal.

>>735465652
aww...

>>735463885
Since a long time ago I've wanted a 7/10 or 8/10 to lock my dick up and milk my cock like a veterinarian

>>735465716
assturbation.

also how are enemas used in the context of an eating disorder?

>>735466059
veterinarian?

>>735466022
it's a heavy water bottle. i used to fill it with hot water to ease back tension and sit/lay on it. but the plug can be traded for a hose attachment. you can choose a douche or enema tip to attach to the hose. it's a much better option than being limited to a squeeze bottle of salt water

>>735465676
How old was she?

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when im alone, i cry and masturbate incessantly because i dont know how to handle my emotions

>>735466123
Restrained on all fours, medical type garb, clinical atmosphere.
>>735466362
iktf, not the crying but the masturbating

>>735466362
if grill, what's your phone number?

>>735466242
i see... thank you so much!

>>735466362
For Vendett

When I get bored I go on websites and find numbers for hookers and just fuck with them and waste their time all night

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>>735466324

totalmente legal en aquellos años tio.

>>735463885
Ive been dating my gf for a year telling her i love her and intend to marry her and im also a closet sissy faggot

I hope I never see her again

>>735466779
Tell her about it slowly over time. She wont run off either that or live a lie

a lot of incest when i was younger and in high school i convinced my gf to let our dog eat her out while i watched

>>735467109
Thanks anon wasnt expecting advice lol

>be me
>19
>be on vacation with my cousin and her family like every year
>a befriended family of them comes aswell
>smell my cousins socks and panties like every year
>the other family arrives
>they have a 10yr old daughter
>mfw I see her little socked feet
>hnnngggg.jpg
>wait for them to leave the house
>go to her room and smell those socks and panties
>best smell in the world
>jerk it off while sniffing
>one of the biggest loads in my life
>they come back
>rub her feet after she was skiing
>cuddle with her
Pretty good holidays for me I would say.

>>735466779
the interwebs are full of literature that will teach her the proper care and feeding of a little closet sissy faggot.

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>>735463885
I cheat on my girlfriend everyday and only two of my closest friends know and I guess the girl who is friends with my girlfriend as well.

when I told my dentist that I brush my teeth every day I was lying

>>735468237
You monster

I dropped and apple.

I lost most of my memory. I pretend I didnt so I wouldnt have to be in a hospital. I hide and keep busy so nobody suspects a thing. I just smile and agree to whatever