Rate me? I know these threads are cancer but I'm curious

lose some weight, get contacts and youll be a 7/10 at least

>>735456708
Damn that's actually higher than I was hoping, thanks anon

I'll give it a go. Contacts have always annoyed me but I can get them pretty cheap so no harm in trying

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cheers

>>735456611

make sure you get a good job or start a business so you can make plenty of shekels, jew boy, because you're gonna need it.

Dont look for validation on 4chan of all places dawg

>>735456611
You have nice hair.

Try to have less cheek.

let me guess, 3 sisters, divorced parents, probably living with a loser.

I solid 3/10

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>>735458849

God I hope.

>>735459051

I mean, where else am I going to get an honest opinion?

>>735459108

Thanks anon, working on it.


>>735459917

Actually holy shit?
Like the living with a loser thing is subjective but like, you were correct on all of those. Do I know you?

Also thanks for the generous score

>>735456611
jew/10

>>735459108
he should try to have less nasal and more dick

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Too lazy to make my own thread so I'll just jump in here, rate me.

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>>735460550
If it wasn't for date rape... you'd never get laid... amirite, anon?

>>735460550

>Shave unibrow
>grow out hair
>Get some glasses that don't look like they came from 2001

ez 7.5/10

>>735460550
1/10 for the fullscreen shot of that unibrow.

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>>735460435
I'll have you know my massive kike nose is in perfect symmetry with my dick, thank you very much.

>>735460341
Thread/

>>735456611
yid/untermenschen

>>735459917
>>735460061
Idunno, but you make it work, right?

>>735460912
So like... 3 inches? Pretty honest. I commend your honesty future cuck.

>>735456611
You look like a jewish nerd. So that means you're probably financially well off and probably very intelligent.

>>735460997

I try to, and I like to think that I do.

>>735461011

Come on, give me a little more credit. I'm 5 hard
Who says I'm a future cuck? I could be a cuck right now.

>>735461131

Financially well off: God no
Very intelligent: Depends on the topic but sometimes yes

This is kinda off topic but can someone explain the tribute threads to me? I don't get it

>>735456611
no longer a neckbeard/10

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get off my turf faggot
im the resident cancer poster here

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>>735462759
false its just been a slow day for me

>>735462871
every day is a slow day for you because you have downs.
*badum tss*

>>735456611
You would look like an average joe. but your wearing glasses. so 6/10 cutey.

>>735456611
ugly jew

you actually look pretty cute

>>735462953
at least i dont live in a basement

>>735456611
Choose the low calorie option next time

>>735463112
Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you.

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>>735462759
>>735462871
>>735462564

Ayy it's you fuckers

How y'all doing

I'm trying my hand at cancer please let me learn
>>735463014
>>735463075

thank

>>735463235
i was born in blood when i was born my chord broke and sprayed blood erywhere also nice quote

>>735463208
>>735463208
cuterino

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>>735463262
hey faggot im just bored hbu

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>>735463262
I will lick your toe nail

>>735463531
why are multiple attractive guys on 4chan simultaneously? It breaks phyx

>>735456611
Lose a little weight, get cooler glasses or contacts, style your hair, maybe grow it out? You're not an ugly person.

Wow, 4chan is being a lot nicer than I expected.

NotOp

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>>735463703
the stars are aligning
>>735463777
trips of truth

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>>735463531
about to do an alcoholic beverage, what are you drinking?

>>735463730

I really gotta stop drinking soda and shit. eventually I'll crawl over to /fit/ and begin that whole process

>>735463586

Alright

>>735463777

It's true, though

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Why the fuck would I post myself on 4chan? Rate my two best friends instead

>>735463903
Wine is the best for calorie reasons but get something more expensive than that cheap shit

>>735463903
i am drinking air the most delicious drink
>>735463912
4reasons

i am the faster skinnier subop

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>>735463977

Yeah but admittedly barefoot is pretty good as far as cheap shit goes

also checked

>>735456611
You are so perfect. A beautiful specimen of humanity. The angels are weeping!!!

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>>735464045
forgot pic

>>735464045
Do you just...really like yourself or somethign?

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>>735464099
checked

>>735456611
nigga you look like the type of dude who thinks hes cute so goes on anonymous boards trying to fish for complements, but then become disappointed with reality and contemplates suicide...........

rate 8.5/10 would succ

I don't even get what for... do you want to crush puss or get the dick? IMHO You are you and we have what we are given... then anything else is up to you and you work with what you have. I mean, if you even think that is a thing in an infinite and absurd existence... you dork. Do a ten strip you shit dick cunty fuck...

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>>735464118
i am the greatest human being that there ever was and will ever be no one is more perfect than me

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>>735463262
guitaring.

>>735464099
>>735463903
Also, you two think this is joke
No jokes to be had here
The basement will consume you.

>>735464257
Yea I mean, I cant think of any reasons to make fun of you other than your strange eagerness to show yourself off.

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>>735464173

The secret is I'm always contemplating suicide

Also thanks

>>735464257

It's true

>>735464278

Nice I've been trying to learn piano lately. music shit can be pretty fun

>>735464257
The absurdist in me is laughing, the realist in me is detecting a cry for help, srsly.

>>735463471
Tyvm

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>>735464278
its already working
>>735464409
oh im perfect dont worry

>>735464382
I would not be surprised if everyone wasn't secretly contemplating suicide... if not... welcome to the club.

>>735464491
I don't have to worry, your perfection is at best, displayed but illusion to me regardless of your perception of such. I have no way of having empirical evidence of it, so I doubt it, regardless of your exuberance.

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>>735464709

>>735464709
how quaint

>>735462871
Hey cutie. Thatoneguy here. Where ya been the past couple days?

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>>735464838
went to a party then stayed up 4 a few days at brothers place getting high and trying on fedoras

>>735464816
>>735464824
Does anal sex frighten or excite you?

>>735464257
Cant argue with a face like that

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>>735464510
You know what they say..
The only thing that matters is what keeps you from committing suicide

>>735464938

I think I'm ace. I feel pretty neutral about it

>>735464932
OMG such luv. Want crush dat.

>>735464932
Ah ok. When you gonna release those nudes? (Ill only ask this once a day, you dont have to answer but id appreciate it if you did:))

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who wants to join my discord
>>735465069
never

am i the only cancer left?

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>>735465186
I'd be down to join

>>735465186
Oh well. Was worth a shot. Im still gonna stalk you whenever you show up on /b/ tho:)

>>735465015
I never knew they said that... but about the anal... you sound flexible. How about Lizard men and Soma regiments?

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>>735465278
oky doky here yago
gg/Ktmh64
>>735465318
glad to see you here

>>735465392
take off the gg sorry

>>735465392
Enjoy your ego trip, Miss Molasses.

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>>735465534
aww why thank you the feelings mutual

>>735465608
Well shit... heh... just don't take any lives on the way then.

>>735465608
If anyone deserves their ego stroked, its this cutie.
(I also wouldnt mind stroking something else he owns;P)

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>>735465763

>>735465392
might wanna lurk, but eff you for deraling OP's attention thread... :{

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>>735465753
no proomises
>>735465763
....
>>735465890
i am the no1 cancer round these parts

>>735465763
This. It's the mentality that gets people like Trump as president...

>>735465927
You look like the edgy male version of Chloe Moretz with some chocolate left over on your upper lip.

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>>735465890
Nah it was a good time, I had fun

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>>735466006

>>735466038
Well, you look better with the beard then. :P

>>735456611
You look like the guy who molested his sister, on the Dr. Phil episode one or two days ago.

>inb4 "normie" tv

>>735466006
The "beauty mark" is actually pretty dang cool/hot. Cot? Hool? WTFEver...

>ITT: thirsty gay men with low self esteem

>>735466269
/Thread

>>735466269
Another willing, "Member", I gather?

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>>735466262
why thank you also its already 4 am here so its been a good day

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>>735466196

I feel like my life wouldn't be so uninteresting that I felt I needed to make a self rating thread if I was on a TV show 2 days ago

>>735466269

It's true, though

>>735466161

I know, I miss it. Someone in one of these threads suggested I cut it and I regret it

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>>735466481
you are welcome my sir

>>735466481
>I know, I miss it. Someone in one of these threads suggested I cut it and I regret it

Anon is full of shit... never trust Anon...

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>>735466604
hes not bullshitting i was there

>>735465927
I see my offer has made you speechless
(Sorry for rate lepry, got caught up in another thread)

>>735466736
*late reply

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>>735466681
He actually was

>>735466681
I mean that he shouldn't have cut the beard for someone that you didn't know. Fuck, you shouldn't cut your beard unless your mother is in tears wanting to see her babby's face... then you only consider it.

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>>735466736
its ok
>>735466797
ok then


2 people are having a fun discussion in my discord i have no clue what they are saying

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>>735466387
No. Femanon laughing along at how Summer it is in here. I thought we had containment boards like /soc/ and /r9k/ to contain attention whores and fedora warriors

>>735466161
I disagree

>>735463531
I want to punch your smug retard face into a pulp just so you know anon

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>>735466899
shit well thats enough for me

>>735466899
>Tits
>Dubs
Marry me?

>>735466899
Nah, the distribution of grok is getting thick in the commons as well. 4chan will just be a memory soon. History even...

>>735466899
Interesting how your tits killed the thread, rather than make it better.

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>>735466899
OP here

if that's going to happen everytime I make a cancer thread then I think I need to keep on doing that then

>>735466947
Yo' opinion is shite. The beard puts emphasis on his testosteroni. Not to mention allows him the ability to sculpt his perceptive chin and jaw area with tactical grooming. Supply sufficient details on your critique or your opinion is simply... "Moot"? *shit eating grin*

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>>735467177
sh or she wont send any in the future

>>735467049
I really wish 4chan would just fade away and be an artifact of the early web days.. but its going go keep growing into a more cancerous version of itself because the younger generations see this place as edgy and cool even when its just a bunch of sad people blogposting and jerking it with an occasional gold thread thrown in.

>>735467165
That was my intention, sort of. It probably wont work because you're all a bunch of dick less numales

>>735466992
Damn, i dont have gender disphoria but if this is all it takes to get cute camfags undivided attention i may have to reconsider

>>735467177
Making cancer threads on 4chan... is like people waking up and having coffee mate. You keep doing you babe!

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>>735467266
>>735467284
man i cant stop its in my nature

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RATE ME BASTERDS FROM 1 TO 10

>>735467330
Why dont you just get a huge following on instagram like all the other fags your age that crave attention do?

>>735467284
You glorious fag, you.

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>>735467338
welcome to the party/10
>>735467310
i keep doing it indeed
>>735467395
im really just doing this cuz im bored

You look like a mandrill had sex with an orangutan and later the baby of that was raped by satan.

>>735467330
>>tfw you dont have tits so youll never get a cute guy like this one to notice you

(I mean, technically, i think he notices he has a stalker, but thats not entirely the best way of getting noticed. Still, every reply counts!)

>>735467444
The reply was pretty lulzy... the context was... super WTF?

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>>735467444
Trips of truth

Welp boys, looks like I'm done. You can find me in the suicide booth

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>>735467546
its been a pleasure i like how i got the op to lurk
>>735467506
who is this stalker you speak of?

>>735467417
Thanks? I think? (Technically i think im bi but ive been in a huge boy-phase lately; and by lately i mean for the past six years or so; i could just be gay, or whatever that cringy liberal term for preferring one gender but not going entirely unnatracted to the other is)

ITT: Stickbug with blue eyes replies to himself and faggots who want to suck him off

>>735467621
Me. Im the stalker. Im YOUR stalker (as of a few days ago or so)
>>tfw you literally stalk someone and he forgets you exist:(

>>735467438
If you are so bored, you need a ten strip, hun. Wait, I mean a five if you aren't, "Experienced"... I never send an Alice down the rabbit hole without something. It's dangerous to go alone, hun.

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>>735467438
I sort of get that, but I used to do exactly what you're doing and after a while I realized how sad it was that I needed to post my face on an anonymous image board for them to talk to me.. now instead of contributing to cancer threads (this one excluded i guess) i try to make OC threads and bring back a glimmer of old /b/ or really just pld net culture in general.. its just much more rewarding making other people laugh or captivated as anon

>>735467639
youll never know hat feeling
>>735467713
dont worry i never forget a human being a selfie would help tho

>>735467639
Whats wrong with wanting to suck the dick of a cute camfag who likes attention?

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>>735467756
nice tits
>>735467766
forgot pic again i do that a lot

>>735467766
Yeah, but im not willing to take the time to take one every single post like you do as it takes long enough just typing and solving the captcha already
(Tho i could just send a pic for my first post-fair warning tho, im not particularly attractive)

>>735467766
Nice dubs, but wrong, plenty of thirsty faggots end up saying they want me to post more of myself most of the time

>>735467766
I bet your stalker is that weird fucker who was asking you to push back your hair a few nights ago.

>>735456611
3/10

>>735467918
Im the stalker (and proud of it) and i can confirm i would never ask him to push his perfect hair back or hide it in anyway

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>>735467918
>>735467902
>>735467901
really really who cares like really like really : }

>>735466899
tits are never wasted. sweet jesus theyre beautiful.bet that puss is fine too

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>>735468001
you in the discord stalker friend?

>>735456611
programmer/10

>>735467756
Your tits aren't so great... and you prolly don' has a dongle at the same time... so :P

Old /b/ ??? I was lurking back when this was a glamor shot of jap 2chan board bull shit... old /b/ is an illusion. Get used to that. Get used to getting old and your nostalgia dying. Either fucking deal with that or embrace the chaos of causality and entropy bitch. Because one little insignificant, text burbling fuck-cunt, cannot change it and it's chaotic flow! So... :P

>>735468001
Good im just glad you arent that fuck

Buddy i feel like you have shit taste but whatever. Dont let your dreams be dreams. Become a qt trap and chase your "cute OP"

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felt pretty good taking this... rate me

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>>735468241
either photoshopped or compensating for something/10

>>735468241
you're a big guy

>>735468075
I tried to be, but i can never find you there. Also i thought you were giving nudes out, and then you didnt.
So i check back every once in a while, but i kinda stopped looking.
Again, i dont really know how discord works

>>735468147
Ive been here since 2005 and there has always been face threads, but i recall a giant effort to start gore spamming them after /soc/ launched until about 2 years ago when people stopped caring again. /b/ is always shit but lately it's noticably worse. All porn and people saying shit to girls on tindr.. its not even original. I know there was always a slog of immitators and tryhards frequenting /b/ but it seems less people call them out now

>>735468241
I'm a big dood, and fucking straight as fuck and if you aren't, "Super Bait Troll" I would cuddle the fuck out of your ass with all that saiyan shit hot bod shit.

>>735468241
Are you a jojo character?

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>>735468358
my other discord?

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>>735468329
for you

>>735468429
I fuckin' hope so... muh dongle...

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>>735465392
>>735465186
>>735465608
>>735465927
>>735466093
>>735466552
>>735466885
You should become a trap.

No homo

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>>735468533
people say that

hey heres a question how many stoners are here?

>>735468604
Weed keeps me from posting on /pol/

>>735468533
Hey im the stalker of the camfag.
Since camfag hasnt released nudes yet/might not ever release nudes, can i stalk you/suck your dick?
>>735468434
Idk. I really dont understand discord at all

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>>735468673
easy come easy go
>>735468669
nice sounds like you wanna have a good time

>>735468241
Wtf is up with your head? It looks 50 times bigger than it should be.

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>>735468673
As long as its only mild stalking I'll consider it.
The second part only if you're a cute girl.
Or can convince me you are one.
Either or really.
>>735468604
Well I can see why.

and I would be if I could be.

I get UA's on a weekly basis though so I can't atm.

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This thread was great

thank you /b/

my day is at least 1/5 better now

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>>735468855
aww looks like another challenger has enterd the ring you should know im the cancer round these parts
>>735468951
sounds great

>>735468855
fuck!
ellen is on /b/
i might have to start watching her show

>>735468855
Damnit. I like being a guy, and yet there seems to be more and more reasons to become a trap-which i dont really have an interest in.

>>735468951
Jew nose is fitting becas yourea jew.
HUEHUEHUEHEUH

>>735468604
I do the stones on occasion as well as avid attempts at psychonaughtics... is that how you spell that shit? I love to expand at any rate, love.... ;P

>>735468981
Dont worry, i still think youre even cuter than the new guy

>>735464257

Gtfo you fucking faggot you look like an anorexic trap with autismo

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>>735469022
was thinking of trying shrooms soon have any tips?
>>735469062
why thank you and it really does look like ellan

>>735469002
If you would chop off your dick for bargain bin twinks like this you dont deserve it in the first place.

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>>735469016
Thanks I agree

>>735469002
Reason and Interest... that seems to be a matter of human definition and personal indoctrination to me... I'm a professional at being myself... I prescribe you be yourself and jack/shlick/fuck whatever appeals to your needs!

>>735456611
Hoi Sjoerd alles goed?

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>>735468981
Depends on how long you've browsed mate.
'tis the true test.
I'm 20 and I've been posting my face on /b/ since I was 14.
Nobody bought I was above 18 but I never got banned back in the day.
>>735469001
>>735469128
Make sure to stay tuned for the episode where I fuck portia de rossi
>>735469002
Do what you want to do mate.
>>735469062
foiled again!

>>735469128
Shroom tips:
>Do it alone but with someone who knows where you are and what you are doing, for safety
>bring lots of imagery.. trippy movies, music videos
>art stuff is awesome even if you dont draw. Sculpting and painting especially
>shrooms go down easier in a orange juice smoothie. Some people also claim a more potent trip this way.
>expect the shits. Drink water
>expect to be out of control of what is going on with your internal monologue

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>>735469224
guy looks like milo too i was born into 4chan molded by it ect
>>735469269
i cant control my inner monologue anyways haha thanks

>>735469140
Who said i was actually planning on doing so? Im just saying, if i had the power to flip my gender at will to whatevers convenient without having to stay as that gender, i wouldnt complain.
Also, wtf do you mean bargain bin? Those are some hot boys!

>>735469128
Also, while i think youre even cuter than blondie, im not the one who said he looks like ellen

>>735469269
C-vitamin is often used to kill a trip which is going out of hands. Dont drink orangejuice if you want to get the full experience.

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>>735469481
wasnt implying that fam
>>735469499
man i hope this isnt the opposite of what i should do

>>735468429
he is.

>>735469394
They're not unattractive, but their photos are probably pretty flattering and their personalities are nonexistent, otherwise they wouldnt be posting their face every time they have something to say.

No real substance.. thats the main reason i hate these threads. I dont have social media so its not like posting face alone would be "breaking anon" for me but i dont do it because i feel like i am drawing in a different crowd than if i let my words stand on their own.

>>735456611
5/10 Your hairline looks like a half-eaten baseball cap

>>735469564
My bad. The way youre post was formatted made me think you thought we were the same

>>735469128
>> Shrooms...
I really can't say as I haven't had the natural experience yet. Two tabs of LSD are(I've done potent 5 strips and I don't really know if it's the same but I can say it's way different due to bread and weather for shrooms), from what I have been told, it's similar to a basic Psilocybin type experience. I cannot verify, that is entirely hearsay and I have both positive and negative hearsay for it. I would think that it's cool if your mind is fine with it. The concept of ego death for some can be problematic but for me it just let me be more of a mouthy fucker and understand the concept of, "Imposter Syndrome" and that everyone is a little bit of an ass hole or has the potential, regardless of the facade they put on. That's a nasty bitch that I think hinders a lot of fuckers trips. But it can trip you out if you are too sure of yourself and lack any actual empathy for others... you might have a bad trip unless you are really diggy with concepts like Absurdity or maybe... MAYBE if you dig Nihilism, BUT don't think you are some kind of know it all on the subject of the philosophy... or any philosophy. Just, if you aren't sure... and you are asking about it so I'm concerned... make sure you have a trip sitter. That's all I can say for any psychedelic ultimately.

>>735469651
Lets agree to disagree

>>735469499
Nigger link me the science that says vitamin c does shit because prior to trying an oj shroom smoothie i tried vitamin c to stop a trip and it made it intensify. Still pretty cool tho

Also anecdotally when ive taken shroom smoothies i definitely get a more visual trip.. whether thats a placebo effect or not i have definitely had vivid trips with orange juice

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>>735469336
I get milo a lot on here actually.
So I'm not surprised.
When I'm naturally brunette, I used to get Elliot Rodger.

Wew
>>735469651
I got personality, though really only with my established friends.
I've become very poor at socializing irl ever since I left college.
But, I am bored & can't sleep so what can you do.
Not saying it's the best thing to do, what I'm doing. Or advocating it mind you.
Simply what I am choosing to do in the hopes of providing myself some form of cheap entertainment.

Have an unflattering photo.
Just for you mate.

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>>735469694
gotit
>>735469742
my brother says hes never had a good trip on shrooms should i be concerned hes done it 4 times
>>735469820
ok since its obvious you aint leaving answer me what is the best kind of human being the best personality

>>735469745
Anon i cant save you from chasing shallow people.. i just hope you realize you could do better.

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I also need strangers on the internet to make me feel better

>>735469820
Only a real qt can still be mildly attractive in the most unflattering of unflattering photos
>>735469963
Lets agree to disagree

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>>735469910
Ayy it's dat dude I was gonna fuck.
>>735469820
yes

>>735470075
Eh, id suck you

i miss the guy with a weird head

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>>735461567
>I'm 5 hard

>>735470103
thanks homo

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>>735469963
man that really made me get the feels
>>735470097
are you the one that bought me mcdonalds once? wtf dude i thought you were gunna do that

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>>735469910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0im7ACX6OZO
>>735470081
thanks bb
me love you long time
>>735470097
You look what would happen if my redneck cousin decided to be a russian gangster.
Sounds insulting, but I assure you it isn't

>>735470097
What was going to happen between you two now???
>>(i am ever so slightly (completely utterly and irrationally) jealous)
>>yknow, if what you say is true that is

>>735470097
You are a monumental faggot, kys

>>735469910
>> Shroom concern...
Yeah, find a more legit supply. If he doesn't get anything out of them, and the dose is like, 4 grams or so... that dealer is bunk. Also, bluelight.org is you friend in this kind of thing. Regardles, research is key. Don't be afraid to search for things rather than ask for them. Google is pretty fucking redonk about what you can learn about this kind of thing... For your safety...

>>735470224
Youre welcome
>>735470214
Dont worry about him, he thinks that just because someone has a different opinion than him means they have bad taste

you all look gay go die in a fire faggots

>>735470228
Yeah dude, me and him are actually in pretty close proximity and we almost fucked a few nights ago.

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>>735456611
Me and my friends, rate us.

>>735470398
Might pay to see that, but I'm a poverty level pervert... *sad face... limp dong*

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>>735470398
i was at my brothers a few nights ago maybe you were at the party

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>>735470369
You don't know my life fuck off

>>735470398
Damn. Where do yall live? I need to know if i have a chance (i dont, but it'd be nice to know)
>>735470224
Damn with that vocaroo thing, i did not expect this thread to be something to think about

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>>735470354
im fine dont worry
>>735470252
thanks for the info ill tell my drugdealing brother that

>>735460550
6/10

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This thread is cancer, so I'm going to post my animals

Newest addition, Bearded Dragon, gender unknown. Might name them Stannis or Granite

>>735470489
Eh, id suck yall

>>735470575
Im glad youre ok camfag:)

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>>735470594
i can cry some more its actually really easy since people hate me here it would probably make them happy

>>735470575
U lil' chav lookin' cunt.

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Master Roshi, 10 year old Leopard Gecko. He's a bit skinny right now but I recently redid his tank and he's eating more

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>>735456611

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>>735470703

>>735470593
You look like maybe you'll get a mail order bride from Guam and be very happy.

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>>735470670
camfag appreciates the sentiment
also this thread is being overrun

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This is my parents' cat Shaggy. He needs flea medication, I think

He looks a little bit like that trap with the hat

>>735470781
Fine as. I think you'd probably have more to say in person and be pretty great without the Anon Facade.

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>>735470860
>hiss

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This is the smaller of my violet gobies, Gyarados

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>>735470489
Basically the fags from the in betweeners
>>735470354
gratze
>>735470574
Once you've done enough psychedelics you start thinking abstractly lol.
Not that that particular one was all that "mindfuckery."
Conversely however, it is much harder to voice your thoughts in an understandable and concise manner as well.
Simply due to your thoughts being more abstract and less constructed from language/inner monologues.
>>735470369
Not even gay.
Though if you give me some molly, a feminine looking person and it's been a while....that could change.
Or rather not stop me from doing homoerotic actions.
After a certain point you stop caring about it and simply like what you like.
Which in my case is largely feminine and I've only ever had relationships with women.
& while I do not believe myself attracted to men enough to do the deed with >>735470505
I wouldn't be against a light brushing of lips.


Sexuality is weird mate.
I don't even think about it terms of straight or gay.

Once you got someone who was supposedly a lesbian to kiss you just by hanging out with them enough, you realize these terms start to lose their meaning.

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>>735470939
Oh hey you're the fish guy from the last thread

How you doin?

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>>735470354
>white knighting fags that arent even gay

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>>735470954
man you type a lot you should settle down son


ok everyone i need some selfies up in heay
>>735471089
goodjob

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>>735456611
I am a black white nationalist of prussian, black and native ancestry. I also have a youtube channel, check it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopbnCMvGzQ

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>>735471089
I am several different posters in this thread
Its all a ruse.

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>>735471214
....
>>735471238
dun dun dun

>>735470954
>>Once you've done enough psychedelics you start thinking abstractly

Do enough more and it's entirely moot by that point. You'll just start being yourself when you speak and even when you don't do them... you'll still be on them in a way. ;P I'm a son of a hippy man and still probably have some ways to go... but they are certainly some way to expand your mind.

'Not even gay"... but you would screw a super fem boy toy? You are so in denial I would say you were swimming in Egypt. Sexuality and limited human perceptions have been used as a tool against us for years. There is no, "Gay", people just like to manipulate each other's minds with how... *giggle*... bad it is.

You put your dick in whatever feels good. You rub your crotch against whatever pleases you... fuck the social programmers...

>>735471214
dude stop being such a fucking fag and go out and get you some pussy. also you sound like obama

>>735471238
Me too... I dunno if it's just a cathartic self medication for extreme bi-polar disorder or just for the lulz... the sugar coated kid in me is lactating for the wheaty goodness of Hecate.

>>735471374
I am a white nationalist and hence I have high morals.

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>>735471341
waaaay to much to read

well it seems im no longer in control of this thread gnight ery one

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Hoping to have baby cory cats soon. I got rid of the fish that was eating them

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>>735471104
Yeaaaa I know.
A lot on my mind t b h
Ah well.

Have more of this shit then.
>>735471341
I agree entirely regarding psychedelics. The more I've done them the more I begin to see things that way.
Not entirely sure how to feel about it honestly.
There are benefits and drawbacks but its all good.

I should clarify. I wouldn't argue with someone if they applied to label bisexual to me. Hell I considered myself bi when I was like 13-14 and then "grew out of it" (lol) so to speak.
The term gay implies a lack of attraction to women in my mind, or at least at a backseat to attraction to males.

Which isn't true for myself.

I agree about sexuality. There's no clear cut responses on how to define that shit.
It's very fluid.

Genders are one thing, I'll call you whatever you want, but you still got one set of chromosomes or another.


But sexuality is a lot more complicated then that.
>>735471544
Night mate

>>735471469
If only the species of, "Morel Mushroom" had Psilocybin. Then you could be high on Morels... *sigh and wistful gaze to the morning sun*

>>735471544
Gnight camfag! Ill miss you!

>>735471441
>>735471441
Its mostly for the lulz for me. It's fun to engineer threads

>>735471580
Agreed, sexual labels are pretty much just socially popular and not relevant to a sentient existence in an ephemeral, shared reality. TL;DR It's Bullshit.

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forgot to mention there are 4 genders male female hermaphrodite and what i call "smoothies"

>>735471923
Smoothies... like as in, "We be crack free." ?

>>735471544
I might cum tribute this picture of you crying. Saved.

>>735471638
What are you even saying moron

>>735471985
i think he means smooth down there

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>>735471796
I agree mate.
C'est la vie
>>735471923
choked on my drink from that.
nice.

Couldn't stay away for long could you

>>735472025
I'm saying that you need to watch your diet and kiss your mom, tell her that you love her...

... unless she's dead... then pee on her grave if she beat you as a child or remember her fondly otherwise... I mean, it's really up to you to do and say whatever you want. We all get to be worm food eventually.

>>735462759
Those walls scream rape dungeon, how long were you trapped in there?

>>735471923
Youre back! I knew it was a good idea not to leave right away!

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>>735472116
>>735472211
i realized i have no life

>>735472066
... Right... crack free. No butt crack, no vaj crack, no dongle... uh, crack... crack free.

>>735471769
The captcha makes it more fun for me, IMHO... also after many shots it's totally a game.

>>735472288
Does anyone on /b/ really have much of a life?

>>735472462
Are you fucking kidding?

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>>735472403
>captchas
>>735472288
Fair point.
Could be worse.
>>735472462
I have work in 6 hours if that counts.

Gonna be tired as fuck but I doubt I could sleep right now anyway.

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>>735472514
hes right yaknow

>>735472514
No? Why?

>>735472545
I have work too, but still

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>>735472545
suffer

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Oh i forgot to keep posting

This is a little friend I found in the rain

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>>735472662
were you posting here cuz of me?

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>>735472705
I was posting to derail the thread. Before you posted again like 2 or 3 minutes went by where no one posted. Didnt want to bump the thread.

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I can't be the only underage fag on can I?
Also sorry I'm late

>>735472861
Youre not:P got a kik?

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>>735472861
MODS
O
D
S

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>>735472846
>>735472861
failed attempt

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>>735472617
Yea true.
I guess it depends on how much of your time work takes up.
And a bunch of other factors.
Its all subjective anyway
>>735472646
Well brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y89or0Zw6mI&feature=youtu.be

>>735472884
Never really bothered to make one, whys that?

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It doesn't matter either way.

>+1 to image limit

>>735464257
Are you a grill?

>>735473023
Hes a boy. Its not even that hard to tell, jeez.
>>735472978
Its quick and good for messages and pics

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⭕

>>735472929
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6YZYqQbvsw

all the others also watch this

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⭕⭕

>>735466899
ITP: obese femanon showing off tits so she can get positive feedback from the kissless virgins of /b/

:-)

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>>735473167
>friend

>>735472568
I don't really know anything, but no one has a life. You are born and then you die. You call it, "life" because you are "English speaker" and humans have forced you to refer to that experience as such.

>>735472545
I've been working the entire time this thread has been up, I lurked and then participated for the last six hours or so? Life is super relative. I work from home and do a lot of what I want because life is a dream (hur hur), or life is ephemeral and I do whatever. Having a life is as much of an illusion as having a gender at this point. The key is to not fuck other people over or be programed by another agenda to strap bombs to your fleshy shit to do damage to other people's fleshy shit. That's beyond absurd, it's an obstruction of sentient possibility. Though that's probably just an emotional blurb.

>>735473161
I hope y'all are gonna come

>>735473190
Did you actually read the thread after that post? The kissless virgins all want trap ass. They dont even care about tits

Also you have shit taste. Those tits are perfect. Worth slight chubbiness

>>735473287
I'll come all over your tits, you saucy hooker ho.

>>735473230
I appreciate your train of thought regarding your stance on this paticular topic

>>735473406
Indeed, It's hard to let a bad thread die... FML.

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>>735473316
>slight

>>735473657
I think you'd be like, 8/10, if you had a goatee. As is, as much as it makes me suicidal to say, turn that frown... upside down. ... I'm so sorry, m8!

>>735473786
8 out of 10 hahahaha no fucking way 5 at best

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>>735473735
>>735473786
when did /b/ get so kind?

>>735462759
>tfw when actually living in your mothers basement

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>>735473163
>>735473863
>>735473863
i have transformed it

>>735473863
Im just a horny mofo, but all the better if i help someones self esteem

>>735473863
Well, Mexico is Mexico. And goatees are at least +3. Gnow what Ah Meen?

Whyd the other thread get taken down? I wasnt paying attention

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byee for real this time

>>735474936
Bye:)

>>735474929
Because you, yes you, were not paying attention! How's that for a Solipsistic mind fuck, you sexy bleeding cunt?

>>735474929
Seriously tho, what happpened?

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Roast me, faggots

>>735466899
HOLY FUCK M'LADY M'LADY M'LADY