rekt/gore pretty bored, keep me company while i convert webms

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>>735452992
lots more shitskins where that filthy shitskin came from

>>735453584
If it didn't kill the faggot, back up and finish the job!

>>735453101
wicked

>>735452807
GOOOOAAAALLLL

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>>735453287
Did he hit the donkey?

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>735454905
This pasta is stale.

>>735454905
WELL MAYBE I HAVE A HARD LIFE, DAYS AT THE OFFICE ARE STRESSFUL, I NEED TO UNWIND. I'M SURE YOU CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE EXPECT TO STAND IN THE WAY OF THAT. NOW PIPE DOWN.

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>>735455035
Welcome.

>>735453955
more like the dude took the donkey for a ride on his bike and crashed.

>>735452843
Nigger are monkeys

>>735454513
>hanging himself while he can touch the ground
>genius

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>>735455752
this was that freak that was obsessed with bjork, i think

>>735452843
sticks and stones will break my bones but...ah forget it my bones are broken

>>735455894
chinks lack souls

>>735453101
it's ok fam I'm here to lend you a hand

>>735454905
lol.

>>735453584
can't tanker you enough mate, cunt was a road pest

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>>735455983
yeah you're right, i don't know who the fuck bjork is but he was obsessed with someone

>>735453287
what is that big ass doing?

>>735455035
lame response please kill self

>>735455238
wtf

>>735455727
russian judge gives it a 4

>>735455894
funniest thing i've seen in ages

>>735456856
Need moar like this

>>735455238

That foot is pretty cool

>>735456665
thx for identifying yourself

>>735456665
>>735458534

kek pussy got rekt
adios fam

>>735457604
nerve gas isn't flammable, kill yourself

>>735455940
DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>735456391
He is dead dude, can't you see it?

>>735455940
Why would you ever kill a bitch without raping her first?

>>735452720
That cant be real can it?

Her spine is severed how is she moving her arms?

>>735454905
Shut up faggot

>>735454451
Don't mess with an angry sheboon!

>>735452720
i've seen better gore effects in 60's slasher films

>>735453287
poor donkey. got hit by a beaner.

>>735460148
Because you can still rape her after

>>735453584
Was actually the lorry drivers fault but what the fuck is a cyclist doing riding on a motorway anyway?

>>735455668
Pirates?

>>735460177
are you retarded?

It's severed from her legs, not her arms.

>>735452926
jesus christ people, use a tourniquet, it's not THAT hard.

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>>735455752
>dat exhale

fresh

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>>735455894
Hey how did you FF through a a chunk of the video? Assuming you made that...

>>735452926
>clockwork orange reference in filename

>>735461342
That's her torso you shit for brains

Severe trauma to the spine causes instant paralyses

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>>735461564

>>735461639
Get a load of this dumbass.

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Just converted this and bamping. We need more sick shit. The summer is near.

>>735456383
>i don't know who the fuck bjork is
Faggot

>>735461705
One bad decision with no returning.

>>735452843
they are really getting into this wonder what he did to deserve this or if the crowd are enjoying this too much

>>735456110
or maybe you have a problem

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>>735455983
>>735456383
Ricardo López

>>735452843
Did he key someone's Camero?

>>735457656
PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY SHOES

>>735461186
shooting refugees at the pacific ocean or some shit

>>735455894
Here's a fact, the SUV that roll over that poor movement was charged for misconduct...

>>735455894
It's as if they're like, "there's a billion of us, fuck it."

>>735461023
welcome to russia. The vodka stunts their mental growth

>>735460148
>raping that cow
Do you have standards?

>>735463795
a hole is a hole

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>>735464192
you´re a disgusting piece of shit..

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>>735454905

>>735456110
>>735463073

The real reason is that if you take a person to the hospital there, you are then taking responsibility for their medical costs.

The result is people want to help but can't.

>>735461639
If it's from the neck, yes

>>735454127
bad kitty
also cant they aim or are they just trying to scare it off ?

>>735452843
Do you hear gorilla noises? because I do.

>>735456856
i'll just casually leave my car

>>735457889
*faggio

>>735455121
whats happening here? did he shoot him?

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>>735455852
David vs Goliath

>>735458821
Unless it's flammable nerve gas.

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>>735454905

>>735467394
This. You'd think someone would change the law at some point though.

>>735462835
fucking chinks & gooks killing local iranian & paki fishermen after ramming their boat...truly barbaric

>>735460148
These gangsters are not starved for sex like you basement dwelling faggots.

>>735461639
hope you get ripped in half and see if you can move your arms, how much of an idiot can you be?

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>>735452720
Bishop is that you?

>>735467578
aiming irl is not at all the same as your homosexual counterstrike go gangbang

>>735466440
>filename
kek
also what an idiot for not wearing a helmet

>>735469755
i was waitin for the kitty to take out that fuckin chicken

>>735469321
why is it that in fight or flight scenarios niggas always fight

>>735462448
human plinko

> price is right fail music

>>735469328
how the fuck do you know how well they are aiming? you have no clue how far they are from the tiger. kys

>>735468802
>wearing a camo hat inside
>wearing a camo hat at all
what a dumb americunt

>>735456667
blood clotS

>>735469328
yeah it's not.
but if you suck at it, you still suck at it.

>>735461564
>dat 0 stopping power

This is why you need to pay attention to what kind of ammo you're using.

>>735455238
thats gotta smell horrendous

>>735453287
Is he receiving the fuck of death?

>>735470095
>the building of Trump's wall

>>735468435
Nothing wrong with that desert nigger :)

>>735457604
carry nervegas for the motherland

>>735461393
It is in the Third World.

>>735461564
story please?

>>735452843
niggers truly are subhuman

>>735472268
On the afternoon of this last Wednesday (23) a criminal was shot dead by a civilian police officer after attempting to rob a jeweler located on Coronel José Monteiro street in the center of São José dos Campos (89 km from São Paulo).

According to reports, two armed thugs would have entered the jewelry store just minutes before the police arrived with his wife. According to the images of the security camera of the internal circuit of the establishment (see video below published by the Civil Police), when the couple arrives and approaches the entrance of the jewelry store, one of the criminals leaves and waits for his comparsa.

Then the second marginal appears in the images and tries to surrender the couple, but the policeman quickly draws his weapon and makes some shots against the assailant who does not resist the wounds and ends up dying in the place. The other thug was able to flee taking a course hitherto ignored.


The officer who was not on duty and his wife were not injured during the action. The dead criminal was 29 years old, convicted of robbery and outlawed. The case was registered at the Civil Police station of São José dos Campos, which works to locate the fugitive.

This was google translated from some Brazilian news website, so the English isn't perfect. This is gist of it anyway.

>>735467394
So what's the problem, if they carried her to the sidewalk? Do they have to pay for a new sidewalk.
At least do something. Jesus!

>>735472816
>he dindu nuffin da police iz racist he wuz a gud boi

>>735452843
So glad I don't live in Africa. How do the Boers do it?

>>735466235
the trucks had already made contact before entering the camera, truck 2 is coming from behind just as truck 1

>>735470808
>on american image board using american devd tech
>"what a dumb americunt"

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!
This is only my second day on 4chan, my friend and school told me how cool this place was, what he DIDN'T tell me was how FUCKED up all you pieces of crap are!!!!
Laughing and sharing videos of people dying in horrific ways for your senseless... ENTERTAINMENT!?!?!?!?
Fuck this website, I will stick to YouTube and Reddit, you guys make me SICK!

>>735473546
>implying Americans can't be dumb
Yes genius, there are clever Americans, there are stupid Americans, as with every country you brain dead cunt.

>>735473627
Yeah, what he said

>>735456856
this shit seems way to casual... like no effort into saving your life or anything.. I'll just peak my head into this building with someone firing an AK.. Oh, Im dead.

>>735455238

How many of you here would drink a cup of that liquid pooling under the corpse for $10K?

I'd totally issue the challenge if I were a millionaire

>>735473546
He's just mad his country doesn't contribute to the 21st century innovationally

>>735471761
As a motorbike rider nothing makes me happier than seeing another rider get fucked up because they are dumbasses.

Who the fuck in their right mind brake checks a fucking car.

>>735473702
>clever
That's an understatement. We have some dumbfucks, that's for sure. But I don't see another country except our proxies (japan, skora) even coming close to tech / bio eng advancement. Got that australian britbong 1080ti running canadian overwatch said no one ever.

"we spent billions smashing atoms together tho, while you worked on self driving cars, AI, and monetizing the internet"

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Fresh shit guys <3

Rate or fuck off

>>735454905
for some reason, these sick fucks make the shitty lives of others just a bit more bearable, unfortunately at the cost of shitty lives that got the best of em

>>735453584
He shouldn't have been on the highway to start.

>>735461639

its time to stop posting.jpg

>>735473969
>throws american google phone at the wall for typos
OK, so things aren't perfect.

>>735461463
this looks fake

>>735462062
all aboard the failboat webm guy

>>735473969
What in the fuck was this post even trying to convey?

If you're saying the US is great, just look at our internet speeds and then stfu as you are amazed by third world countries raping our shit.

>>735473877
>that wile e coyote pause

>>735455085
THIS is gold holy shit

>>735466440
This kid is most likely okay, not dead. This happened because he has an iron deficiency. It causes seizures when heavy impacts happen, also wear a fucking helmet you dumb fucks.

>>735474149
Oh, I'm in svalley, we get 300 mbps right now at my house. My work gets 1gbps with business class. But maybe the rest of country is kind of shitty?

>>735453101

hey at least he gets two weeks off work

>>735454905
i find rekt threads educational

>>735453287

poor donkey has gone into shock and has a broken leg... he'll be canned food before the night is up

>>735452404
Yall fuckers funny

>>735474328
fucking chinks ..way worse than niggers

>>735467791
No. Fatty got winded so he took a nap mid struggle.

>>735452404
Looks like a nasty headache.

>>735474538
>grouping entire races of people en masse

God I love this site and it's retarded simple minded ignorance. Nothings changed since 2k4, except the cancer of course.

Also, no one can hack or even write scripts anymore lul

>>735474290
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/86516042/#ampshare=http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/06/30/superfast-internet-south-korea-wins-us-lags-far-behind/86516042/

>>735470808
She still gets laid more than you
>>735473546
He still gets laid more than you
>>735473702
He's still got better memes than you

>>735471761
I fucking hate bikers. Good shit that this guy had a camera. What fucking retard break checks someone while riding a 500 lb bike?

>>735460357
lurk moar

>>735461639
I tear your mom in half every weekend and she still makes it to work on time. How do you explain that?

>>735474743
no truer words

>>735474638
>logic
Trying to think that there are billions of people on the planet with different culture, upbringings, intellect, education, class etc. is somewhat hard for a lot of people to comprehend. Grouping is expected, especially by something visual like race. You should leave oldfag nothing good is here.

>>735473890
Dumb rich assholes.

>>735474656
south korea is a great US proxy. I'm actually a network security engineer gone startup angel investor.. Did you know that their population is extremely dense, so even having fast internet doesn't help that much? They don't talk about that shit lol. US still leads, you're just in a shit tier area. Also, skorea doesn't develop even 1/25th the shit we do. They have like 2 major companies.

>>735474911
You clearly didn't read the article.

The US ranks 16th

>>735455894
She looks up to see if people are gonna run her over

>>735473985
0/10 get a better camera guy

>>735474943
>16th
as a whole

I read it, and it's true, if you calculate it the way they did. Again, we are less dense and a shit ton bigger than them, our infrastructure is complete shit in a majority of the mid west, bring our score down dramatically. Our internet back bones hit 8 terabits per second.. that was a few years ago, I'm sure they've been upgraded.

>>735461522
Dat 360 no scope

>>735475067
yes yes that is the file name, most of us can read

>>735466235
truck 2 coming in from a doorway

>>735455940
for not paying the rent

>>735475047
>8 tbps
My friend helped roll out the pipe for Google to China from US. It can hit like 60 tbps, destroying the fuck out of skorea. But we don't get that as far as basic house hold internet.

To say the US isn't more advanced than anywhere else technically is retarded.

>>735473985
Can hardly tell what's going on/10

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>>735473627

>>735456856
Wtf haha do they literally think it's a video game

>>735461564
pussy could have helped his friend since they both had guns and it was 2v1 but then again. No honor among thieves.

>>735471761
>break checking a car on a bike

How do you convert videos?

>>735457769
Thats one hell of an angery boy.

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op here, i fell asleep and this thread is still up.
>mfw

>>735467883
How'd that happen?

>>735476856
ive been up all night thanks to this thread

>>735473985
if you're going to post "fresh shit", then why did you have to find the worst fucking video out there?

i r8 urafaggot/8

>>735475542
What is brake checking ? Just suddenly driving slow ?

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>>735477067
does my heart good. have a new webm

>>735460177
jewish tricks

>>735473985
Can cameraman stop being autistic and actually stable that fucking shit. Its not hard to hold your iphone you know.

>>735455940
SOURCE PLZ

>>735473985
I see it now, the car slowed down not because of the people holding onto it, he's dragging them at the bottom.

>>735462448
does anyone ever actually feel bad for the dipshit cockheads who climb powerline towers? i say natural selection is alive and kicking. dumb fucks.

>>735454905
You aren't fooling anyone

>>735460929
jesus man...

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>>735471547

Na, some Socialist trying to rip it down.

>>735477681
This meme was made by someone who doesn't know the first thing about socialism. hahaha...is this... Ironic? I don't think you meant it to be ironic.

>>735461393
They did. It's tied to his leg and There's like 8 feet of extra rope coming off it next to him.

>>735452404
Is he deaded ?

>>735452720
If we connect top and bottom together again she'll be fine.

>>735474149
Look at this faggot, doesn't even believe that his own country is the best on this Earth. Even if I lived in goddamn North Korea I wouldn't be this much of a traitor. I bet you're not even Anglo.

>>735474638
>>735474803
Why can he not compare subspecies of homo sapiens? I do not like pit bulls as much as labs as a group, even though there are pitbulls that act more like labs and labs that act more like pitbulls. Just because we are "racist" does not mean that we think every nigger in the world is less intelligent than every gook, nor does it mean that we automatically hate every black person or Asian that we come across. Straw-man harder.

>>735469069
Kek

>>735478143
Wut

>>735478143
I always love the videos of things happening to kids, like there was this one of an Indian kid being beaten for stealing, all the keks

>>735472816
Yes, fuck him up

>>735454513
>that filename

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>>735477067
Hope it was worth it

>>735478628
oh yeah. thanks anon

>>735466258
I went to school with this guy. Madison and middle School. Jamal. Hey, buddy!

>>735467489
what a waste of the R6.

Also what a place to crash... straight in the spikes...

>>735461522
xD best kill ever...

>>735455940
that's fake, it's from normiebook

>>735479589
She has underarm hair.

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>>735462448

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>>735479949

...Okay?

>>735479381
so funny

>>735462495
The Bjork guy?
Unfortunately he goes out of the frame too quickly

>>735480971
Looks like ketchup tbh. I've had sex with a under age before (I was a underage too) and the blood was thin.

>>735467489
You can't escape Native Indians bro

>>735455894
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ASIAN PEOPLE
JUST FUCKING STAND THERE LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS
HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMARTEST ON EARTH

>>735481392
Asians are not smart, some of them is smart.
Like all other races.

>>735457889
final destination

>>735453287
I would also die if i get fucked by a donkey.

>>735454905
Welcome to 4chan, normie fuckass

>>735460827
Apparently its real. She was 15 and being dropped off to school by her grandfather before being gragged under a truck. Her mothewr was informed off the accident and rushed to the scene to help.

>>735453955
>>735456284
He signaled he'll turn faggots

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4chan getting rekt by trump

>>735454127
Wow Shiva looks great in this new episode

>>735469943
Because they don't have the mental capacity to reason.

>>735473627
Trolls be trolling

>>735468445
That's a real death metal... Bet he's playing Cannibal Corpse

>>735482191
Welcome to 4chan, newfag its a pasta

>>735454513
>knot on his neck and not on the nape

Good luck dying in the most painful way you could.

>>735461639
You have just done the equivalent of walking into the middle of the town square and announced in a very loud voice that you have no idea what you're talking about. Thank you for playing.

>>735479381
a_sign_from_above.webm

>>735461639
below the trauma point. Not above. Message from.brain to arms has no break in it. Dumb fucks everywhere

>>735473627
...talking as if the whole site was one big rekt gore thread, and not something you gotta specifically look for... conclusion: fake.

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yall need to stop arguing obviously a body split in half can still move..

>>735453980
How can the UN and any other country not have this as a wide spread issue? There literally wouldn't be would hunger if we cut there food off

>>735454513
funny little dance

>>735454127
why kill a majestic animal to save a worthless person who dares to enter their territory.

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>>735485460
You're dead right

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>>735452404
He's fine.

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>>735452404

>>735484520
Choose vegan

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>>735476856
>stupid fucking chin beard looks a right cunt

>>735483835
Panty shot

>>735466440
gagnam style?

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>>735486591

>>735479949
as do most humans

>>735474107
fakel*

>>735455894
I was waiting for the fag inching out on the bicycle to get flattened out. Was surprised I missed to see a woman just standing in the road on the replay. What do you expect when you just stand in the road like a dumbass?
Damn those Chinese have zero compassion. Mowed right over, everyone pretends not to see it, and then is purposely ran over again.
I can't imagine Chinese people having family gatherings or consensual relationships. They're too fucking soulless and retarded.

>>735473985
Fucking Americans