>it's a lwaxana episode.

>>735450698

Even as a kid that shit was cringe as fuck

>>735451614
I think lwaxana is my most hated star trek character, next to alexander. That kid is insufferable. It makes senses they have an entire episode dedicated to each other.

Hated the fuck out of those episodes.

Roddenberry was a cuck.

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>>735450698
I liked the episodes because Picard was infuriated.

Hated her. You guard a cup bitch! What was everyones favorite episode? Mine is anything to do with Q.

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>>735450698
Not realizing that if not for the support of this woman there probably would have been no more than a pilot episode of TOS.

RIP Majel Barrett-Roddenberry AkA Ships Computer, Lwaxana

>>735451798
Wesley. Holy sweet jesus fuck, I hated him.

>>735453585

so she was a super huge space nerd?

>>735451798
Meh, I found Lwaxana tolerable. Occasionally a source of humor, she played nurse chapel in TOS, and her voice is in pretty much every episode ever.

The kid that played Alexander just couldn't act for shit. He improved a little over the course of the show, but not enough.

Alexander was the 4chan version of a Klingon child. Beta as fuck. You could just tell wharf wanted to gut the little fucker.

>Lwaxana's actress Majel Barrett died in 2008
>No more Lwaxana
>But Majel Barrett was a sweetheart as nurse chapel and the voice of the computer
>Roddenberry's wife

I dunno how to feel about this.

>>735453546
Darmok is always fun, same with Frame of mind, but I think inner light takes the trophy, that or Family.

>>735453735
In one episode he completely defies worf, screaming and acting like a little baby. Warf is so pissed, you can tell it's at this point he realizes that he will never have a normal klingon son, and that Alexander should have never been born / taken away from earth. Although worf's parents probably spoiled the shit out of him, which is what made him into the little shit he is.

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>>735453922
All great episodes! Lol I'm such a fucking nerd I had two people play the inner light at my wedding reception. And FUCK Wesley! Why the fuck does he get to become the next stage of human evolution?

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>>735454225
Riker: ON SCREEN

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>>735454291
Riker: What in gods name...

Picard: !!

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>>735454396
Picard: It's out baby, my love!

Riker: Er...

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>>735454456
Riker: Mr. Worf! Fire all phasers and a full spread of photon torpedoes!

Mr. Worf: Aye!

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>>735454531
Picard: !!!

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>>735454590
Picard: YAMEROOOOOOO!

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>>735454629
Riker: *trombone*

remember the time picard was borg and knew the secrets of the universe and then forgot all of it?

>>735454115
Nah, that's his mother's influence. She hated everything Klingon and wanted her son to be raised to not be a normal Klingon. Worf's adoptive parents were good parents and indulged Worf's desire for Klingon culture. He spent his first years with real Klingons, so the culture was already imprinted on him. Had Worf been there at Alexander's birth, he would have had a combination of Starfleet/human culture and Klingon culture. He would have probably just been slightly more human-like than Worf. Really can't blame Alexander on anyone but his mother and to a lesser extent Worf's ineptitude/unpreparedness at parenting.

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>>735454683
Riker: Take it away Q!!

Q: *Mexican music*

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>>735454734
Riker: Heheheheheehurrrr

>>735454239
Because it gave young kids someone to identify with. It worked to an extent, but the writers clearly didn't know what they were doing with the character.

>>735454707
Fair enough. That klingon mother was pretty hot though, she died though. Worf has the work luck with women.

>>735454697
I hate how no one trusted him afterwards. I'd fucking resign instead of dealing with the doubters all day long

>>735454239
I think that's pretty cool, but why two people?

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Happy tuvok here. I loved the episodes where tuvok loses his shit.

>>735454950
Haters gonna hate.

>>735454853
Don't touch anything
>touch
Don't wander off
> am lost halp
Don't get involved
> they need me
That stuff aside I loved when he took leader roles. Made me think if this beta moral faget can lead so can I!

>>735455112
Remember that episode where Tuvok and Neelix died? I was so happy, but then that bitch Janeway had to bring them back.

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>>735454697
Or when broccoli learned the secrets of the universe and forgot it? Or when Riker learned the secrets on the universe and forgot it? Or when (insert character/crew/faction/whatever) discovered a technology that would change the balance of power in the galaxy drastically or would change space travel as we know it... And then it is never heard of again?

It's a common trope.

>>735455188
Yeah I keep thinking how fucked up that was. Tuvix begged her not to.

>>735455169
Will Wheaton whenever he is at a convention always is like " I was so grateful to be part of your star trek crew, you guyz like FAMILY I NEVER HAD"

All the other actors are like: "Fuck off, kid, we always hated you"

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>>735450698
Majel Barett was the first "Number One," 1st Officer in "The Cage," pilot

>>735455000
Holy fuck dub trips I better answer lol. It replicates when Picard and what's her face do a small duet together. Romance as fuck. It was moving to hear it in person with my family surrounding us too.

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>>735455269
It was pretty fucked, I think they really missed the star trek principle in lieu of getting popular characters shoe horned back in.

>>735455203
Frankly, you have no drive, lieutenant, we'll see at your next review about getting you out of that shit ass position (yeah, no)

>>735455431
Wait what? Inner light isn't the episode where he plays the duet. That happens later in an episode called "lessons"

>>735455203
I can't rewatch this episode. But whenever it comes on I can't resist the feels trip

>>735455188
>>735455269
Frankly glad she did. I found Tuvix more annoying and off putting then Neelix and Tuvok were when in the same room.

It was an interesting ethical and moral quandary, but you can tell the writers simply wrote themselves into a corner. They knew they had to separate the characters, but couldn't figure out how to justify it. So they just had Janeway go gung ho like they usually did when they couldn't figure out how to advance the plot.

>>735455676
Moving on to DS9, my favorite episode of DS9 is "Hard time" That episode is masterfully crafted, acted, and amazing all around. So many feels.

>>735455655
Yeah but inner light is the song title supposedly. Plus the episode inner light is where he learns the song. In a shell don't nitpick cuz u know wat I mean anyway.

>>735455763
They weren't even the original Neelix and Tuvok, both the originals had died. The ones after Tuvix are clones.

>>735455883
I'll nitpick if I feel like it. But yeah I know what you mean. Cool wedding bro. Does your wife like star trek too?

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>>735455763
Yeah. I'm just wish neelix stayed dead in that episode where seven of nine brought him back. I like tuvok fine. Neelix seemed like a freeloader who got lucky.

>>735455839
I've yet to watch DS9/ not enough hours in the day but I'll check it out.

>>735455936
Meh, in the star trek universe, what's the difference? If you wanna get technical the characters are killed and cloned every time they use a transporter.

>>735456015
Voyager was pretty shit in terms of characters, eh?

Shit captain, shit first officer, shit science officer, shit chef/guinen replacement, shit engineer.

Paris, kim, seven, and the doctor are like the only "good" characters.

>>735456087
DS9 Is actually really amazing. Such a good series. Really should watch it if you get the time.

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Mfw I look at my bank account.

>>735456015
Well he kinda was a lucky freeloader. But he ended up earning his keep over the years. He was a useful guide when they were in space he was familiar with, and found ways to make himself useful besides. He was just a little annoying, and some folks fixate on the annoying aspect.

>>735456096
That always freaked me the fuck out. Like don't the characters realize this? I would never use a transporter.

>>735456300
He didn't deserve Kes. At all. Fuck do I wanna fuck Kes.

>>735456009
She was the first trekky in between us. I am a Jedi lol took years to get her to watch a new hope then she got frustrated cuz the whole 4 before 1 but not before 7 thing lol she even watches the star trek original TV show and movies.

>>735456174
Man I couldn't imagine watching Voyager without the doctor. His episodes were some of the best.

>>735456382
>"I am a jedi"

That made me cringe.

>>735456087
Not as good as other incarnations of the show. It may be a decent sci-fi show, but it's not very good as a star trek show. The creator even said he set out to make a star trek show that wasn't like star trek. Should have been a new franchise imo.

>>735456174
god damn are you right about that. The Holo-doctor was by far the best character AND the best actor in the whole show.

I fucking love how they keep the consistency throughout the various series, bringing that one dude back to play the Holo-doc every time.

>>735456265
I love how the dude behind this nig just rubs his fucking shoulders as his brain melts

>>735456468
I don't really agree. I mean it is darker, but it is still trek through and through. I mean I guess it was kind of like babylon 5? But in terms of theme and story format it's clearly a trek show.

>>735456248
I heard great things and it coincides with TNG, so as soon as I'm done binging on the MCU TV series and X-files ill give it a shot!

>>735456303
but you sleep. Maybe we die every time we go to sleep, and we are "reloaded" when we wake up, but it is a different "us", just with all the old memories ...mostly. Maybe that's why we forget things, or maybe we feel better about something stressful after we've been asleep. Not everything is reloaded exactly, and our old "us"es, are dead.

Pleasant dreams.

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I think kes was the hands down worst character.

>>735456599
lol I've never noticed that before, that's actually hilarious.

>>735456456
It was supposed to. Lol I'm a nerd, accepted that a long time ago. Hell I rp in swtor. That's a stain I'll just have to wear with pride

>>735456661
Shut up, friend, shut the fuck up.

>>735456174
I hate how chakotay (or however you spell his name) was portrayed. Always hammering it home that he's a native American as if we forgot at the end of every episode. It was way worse than Worf's obsession/internal conflict with being a true Klingon.

But overall I'd say voyager was an excellent series.

season 1 Riker was hard to watch.

the show is carried by Data and Picard and Jordie is the 6th man if you have an episode with no Data and no Picard, like the episode where Jordie and Ensign Ro become intangible. that was a great fucking episode.

>>735456670
She was so bangable though.

There's something off with that pic...Ohhh man, what a birthday present.

>>735456352
Do yourself a huge favor and don't look up what the actress looks like now. Seriously.

>>735456816
I think voyager was "passable", that's it. There were some good episodes, but the cast really didn't work that well.

>>735456864
That was a great episode, and you're correct about season 1 Riker, but he is one of my favorite characters after that.

>>735456912
I won't. thank you for the warning.

>>735456174
In what universe were Paris and Kim good characters? The guy who played Kim only didn't get canned cause his agent got him in People's most beautiful list.

Everyone except the doctor and Seven of Nine's tits can fuck right off on tbat show.

>>735456468
I could never get into DS9 because it lacked what I always loved about Star Trek.

Seeking out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no man has gone before.

DS9 has almost none of that. Sure it has good writing, supposedly, character interaction, plot, all that shit.

But my robot brain doesn't give a fucking SHIT about the deep social interactions between the fuckwits on this god damn space station. I want to see CRAZY SPACE SHIT every fucking episode. Get these boring ass Cardassians and Bajorans (more Ba-Borings) fucking out of here and give me more fucking KLINGONS.

>>735456796
Don't worry he's full of shit. Your brain never "turns off" when you sleep. Its just in standby mode. All your files are still open where you left them.

>>735457087
You're probably right. I only included Kim because of the Paris and Kim buddy episodes. And I think Paris is in there because I'm a white male and he is literally the only character I can identify with.

>>735457106
DS9 actually has a lot of crazy space shit. They get a ship a few seasons in.

>>735456486
Janeway was also well acted, but the character suffered from horribly inconsistent writing. Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Belana, and ensign Suter were pretty well acted too for the most part.

Here's a little food for thought, Tom Paris = Wesley Crusher. He's the one the audience is supposed to identify with (especially the kids in the audience).

>>735457087
>Seven of Nine's tits
Eeeeyy come on man. Jeri Ryan was hot from the top down.

But those tits were fucking amazing.

>>735457106
On that note fuck the Cardassians all together. Literally just Romulans 2.0 no depth to them at all. But the mystery build up they got was thrilling as fuck!

>>735457250
>They get a ship a few seasons in.
NIGGER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE.

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>>735457277
I never identified with Paris. He was just some douche. TBH i never identified with fucking anyone on Voyager all that much.

Except maybe the doctor.

>>735456265

If memory serves, he dies from the alien that wanted to kill 1/2 of the crew just to see how people handle death in every conceivable way.

I'd risk it just in hopes of being the guy that dies from massive orgasm.

They never said what this guy died from, but guessing it has something to do with watching that movie "Home Alone".

reminder that everyone that ever used a teleporter is dead

the teleporter kills you and constructs your clone in its place

>>735457333
Dude, the Cardassians gave us Garak, Damar, and Dukat. The Cardassians were amazing!

>>735457333
Agreed. If they had substituted the Cardassians with the Romulans set the show somewhere near the fabled "Neutral Zone" and had some other more interesting set of aliens being genocided I would have watched the fuck out of that.

Tom Paris was a fucking fag. I didn't like Robert Duncan McNeil. Janeway was ok. The character was inconsistent at times. Kim stayed an ensign the whole 7 years. Even though he knew everything about the ship and even kicked ass as Captain.

>>735457462
He died because black people don't watch home alone.

>>735457538
>Garak, Damar, and Dukat.
Fuck all those guys because they all looked exactly the same. I come into some rando episode and suddenly they're calling the same guy three different names and I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

>>735457462
>die from massive orgasm
That sounds good at first anon. But then your Jizz turns to blood and you slowly start to deflate and you begin to regret your choice.

God damn do I love fucking Star Trek. I gotta go re-watch some of that shit.

>>735457584
Or it could have been a rebellion against the romulan empire orchestrated by outside dignitaries or something.

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>>735457538
Yes these characters were my favorites.
Garak was smart ass King. Damar was a drunk who phasered first ask questions later. Dukat was fucking awesome always betraying someone.

>>735457885
It could have been fucking Anything, the Romulan episodes were great. And those rare few episodes where its a Klingon, Federation, Romulan cluster fuck? God damn I watched that shit 20 years ago and I still remember it.

>>735457803
Your attempts to bait me are admirable
But I cannot be baited

>>735457106

Hey nigga, the Cardassians are cool as fuck - you're right about the space jews though.

Worf adds some Klingon but unfortunately they're in the war when he gets in so you have to deal with a Star Trek that isn't really Star Trek because it's a war - Star Trek is about the Trek not about the war.

I personally love the fuck out of DS9 but that's because Sisko is fuck awesome (not a good captain like Picard, but a great commander like Kirk) and he's constantly trying to just keep shit together. The best episode is the one with O'Brien's replicant because O'Brain is also awesome. Odo could've been cool but because they underplay him or overplay him he's a kinda hit-or-miss character. Quark sucks but is kinda fun if you drink heavily before a Quark episode or love Noir (which I do). Worf is used wrong in DS9 but he works when he works and it's nice seeing him actually fall in love with a character and kinda become a 3D character. Dax is at the base level the most interesting character but every Dax heavy episode kinda sucks so I get the hate she gets. Kira is...oh boy. Kira has so much potential and some of her episodes really fucking nail it, but most of them are goddamn garbage and make you want to shake the goddamn tv screaming at the writers for what they should've done. Garak is solid fucking gold and if you say otherwise I will knife-fight you, let you cut off most of my cock so you think you won and kill you and fuck your wife with my stub that will be more satisfying than any dick your wife has ever gotten. Sorry for the passion but Garak is awesome...

And then we have Gul-Fucking-Dukat. Nigga. Gul Dukat is an example of how to do a villain right in every way - He is such a fucking loyal statist who loses everything, regains something, loses that and becomes so fucking obsessed with revenge he destroys himself. He is almost a perfect analogy to Titus Andronicus that I know those fucking writers paralleled him off Titus.

>>735453922
Frame of Mind? U havin a fukin giggle m8?

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>>735457678
The cardassians are fucking awesome, so funny, plus the MEMES.

>>735458083
No I love that episode. Why do you not?

>>735458034
So alright niggers, Say i'm gonna go through the way fucking back machine, and give DS9 a fighting chance. I'm old as shit now, so it might resound better in my head than it did when I was in middle school.

Give me some sorta map to navigating this shit. How deep do i need to go on DS9 in order to really get this shit. What garbage do I need to push through in order to find the pearls later on?

>>735455839

God Damn was Hard time the one where Obrien got fake imprisoned and was all fucked up because of it?

Why were O'brian episodes so fucking good in DS9!?!? Why is Colm Meaney actually fucking good in everything? Motherfucker makes Hell on Wheels watchable!

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>>735458034
I agree with you.

>>735457106
Star Trek was about an optimistic look into the future. It's about what we could potentially become. DS9 is about pessimism. It surmises that we will always sink to the bottom no matter how we strive to rise. That we may make progress in some ways but we'll never change who we are as a species. It's a good sci-fi show, but it isn't Star Trek. The florescent haired douche that created the show said that was his intention.

So I wouldn't say don't watch it, but don't watch it expecting it to feel like star trek.

>>735458311
Like I said before, my favorite episode is "Hard time" with punished O'brian. But there are lots of gems. Just watch it through and though, you'll thank yourself when you're done.

>>735457106

DS9 had the best interactive relationship between characters, with the exception of Worf.

It's a toss-up between Garak and Weyoun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJB_EdUDWo

Voyager ended up getting the leftover actors that didn't make it on the other episodes. Paris was a leftover from a TNG Wesley Academy episode, and the guy who played Neelix was someone who got beat out for the role of Quark, and they made the right choice.

The most unbelievable characters were how they made Rom and Nog change from bumbling idiots to a noble heroes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuzh6RT0wx8

>>735458311

When Sisko has a beard it starts to get really good. Watch a few episodes before but it ain't shit until he's got the beard and is willing to stand up to admirals being all like "Oh you want to assign someone else to DS9? Fuck off I'm the emissary bitches!"

>>735458311
I remember as a kid turning off ds9 when it came on. I recently went through and watched all of the series and it was really great. I didn't give it a chance. Try it out.

>>735458021
Agreed, they needed way more interaction between the romulans and Klingons.

>>735458365
Holy shit she has a nice body...."had" a nice body.

>>735458347
That's the one. Such a good episode.

>>735458486
It always makes me sad when it comes to really great IPs like Star Trek and Star Wars where there's all kinds of really rad shit just fucking sitting there, WAITING for someone with a pair of brain cells they can rub together, to come along and make a show about that.

Instead we get GARBAGE like Enterprise.

>>735458720
>Garbage like Enterprise
Man c'mon some of the episodes were pretty good.

>>735458720
Hey man, Enterprise while not the best, doesn't deserve all the hate it gets. As they canceled it, it was just finding it's footing. Really a missed opportunity, and we haven't had a true star trek since.

>>735458816
My nigga

>>735457590
Kim stayed an ensign because either the writers or show runners hated him (or both). Literally the only Trek actor to be denied a request to direct an episode.

Dunno if the actor was a dick, but never heard a good reason for the treatment he got from the higher ups.

>>735458839
That mirror universe 2 part was really good. I wish we had more of that.

The most annoying DS9 characters are a toss-up between Sisko's girlfriend and OBrien's wife before they finally wrote her off the show. They got rid of OBrien's annoying girl by having her go through a time portal and live alone for years, turning into a a crazy uncivilized beast.

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>>735458816
>>735458839
you two make me want to reinforce my bunker. That show deserves its hate because it KILLED Star Trek. Fancy lightbloom movies non-withstanding.

Though I have heard rumors of new Trek. Though I am sure they are just more hideous lies designed to further drive me into the earth.

>>735458034
Only thing I can say about Dax is that one incarnation of her was cute as fuck.

>>735458720
Less or no more mandalorians tho. That shit got dumb as fuck in the EU. Omg we r fighters or honor peeps lel we got guns. And when the fuck are we gonna see more force adepts who are not Jedi or Sith. Seeing as how Darth bane and rule of two gutted all interesting aspects of the Sith empire. And star trek just needs to move forward at all. Star trek is stuck doing the same things over and over. Like how come all these deific space bros never meet? How many space gods do they come across anyway?

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>>735459173
No, what killed star trek is the fact they had 3 series on at one time, people got burnt out.

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I really thought worf was a great Character and his tng episodes were some of the best.

>>735459480
Worf was very hit-or-miss to me. Michael Dorn doesn't really have a huge acting range in Star Trek.

>>735459363
Yeah. I think everyone needed a break. I'm sorta excited about the new show but that teaser really bummed me out. Kinda turned me off but I'll take it.

>>735458839
Yep. Cancelled right when it found its groove. I actually really liked Scott Bakula as a captain. The show had so much potential but the writers didn't know what they were doing because the show was rushed into production to replace Voyager (which was a flagship show for the network).

Oh man, I just put on DS9, stoked to watch it again after this thread.

Who's watching with me?

>>735459303
Man I want them to set a Star Wars fucking SOMETHING during the Sith Civil War.

Fuck that Darth Bane magic ritual bullshit. I want this shit to be like the fucking THUNDERDOME. Millions of Sith enter. Two leave.

Fucking imagine how crazy that shit could be. All the carnage, all the betrayals, and in the end a top a mountain of bodies you've got two Sith left. The two most bad ass sith in the whole god damn galaxy, and the Winner says to the Loser, "You're my bitch now"

>>735459665
I think Voyager should have lasted at least one more season. It seemed like end game was like an idea they had ready for when they wanted to end the show.

Best and most disappointing episode is when O'brien didn't take advantage of his loli wife

>>735459646
Discovery looks very.....kelvin-verse. I do not want. Could be wrong but I don't think it's going to be our star trek.

>>735459665
Bakula was an amazing captain, and all the actors on enterprise were really good. Come to think of it, it really beats the shit out of voyagers cast. Bakula really drives home the "First important historical captain" vibe.

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>>735459676
I'm watching hard time.

>>735459803
Kek

>>735459862
Good choice my man, good choice. I wish I could hug you for the feels.

>>735459837
>Discovery looks very.....kelvin-verse.
Explain

>>735458406

It isn't Star Trek but I wouldn't say it's pessimism. Star Trek (ToS) always felt a little preachy with it's message because it always felt like it was paralleling a social problem of the time and now-a-days it feels a little anachronistic - Do I need a thinly veiled racial analogy with two people of a last race fighting over which side of their face is white? And with the 70's pacing I can safely say...anonymously...and over 4chan where few people will read...ToS isn't great. It has great episodes (The Balance of Terror is still fucking amazing and needs to probably be studied in Film School) but most of the episodes just hold no value today (They're anachronism and television is a zeitgeistic experience to some extent).

But at the same time ToS did try to explore the ridiculous constantly - different types of beings in different lifestyles. ToS wasn't about the world unless it was condemning the 1970's - ToS was about seeing all the weird in the world.

TNG fixed alot of this by having way more Sci-Fi writers on it and really exploring the social implications of a universe - which as fans of ToS point out limits the creativity of stories because they don't encounter weird life all that much - TNG aliens are typically just stereotypes of life on earth exaggerated (Klingons are just Russian Stereotypes, Romulans are just Chinese Stereotypes that can pronounce "L's" etc) but TNG made the universe feel more real by grounding it around specific norms instead of going crazy or standing on a soapbox.

DS9 tried really hard to normalize a universe that was weird to make it feel comfortable and lazily they made a great war the primary motivation behind the "unification" or rather complication of the Alpha quadrant. Oh and while they were doing it they took from old forms of character development and made a fucking fun and comfortable show that still took some risks but was basically a safe fantasy.

Voyager couldn't make the weird work. Because it sucked.

>>735459480
>>735459590
He was decent in TNG. I kinda got sick of him and what they did with his character in DS9. Dorn is ok, but he needs to be kept away from having any creative control. He has some enthusiasm for continuing the character, but his ideas mostly suck and would ruin the character completely. And yeah, not much range. He got shown up by most other Klingon characters.

>>735459980
I looks like the JJ movies. Tech and all.

>>735460029
>(Klingons are just Russian Stereotypes, Romulans are just Chinese Stereotypes that can pronounce "L's" etc)
Nigga what? I've never once seen a Kilngon squat or a Romulan eat a dog.

>>735459688
Fuckin ah man. Also seeing the ancient Sith ghosts who largely become benign and usually just drive accolytes insane for the lulz. And they can leave out valkorion and revan. But shit man they speak of the ancient Sith empire so little in the og movies that you get the sense it was such a fucked era that the Jedi/republic wanna ignore it. Also MORE fucking planets per movie! The Rishi maze needs to be explored and they need to bring up the rakata empire by now!

>>735460096
bleh. Though I suppose they can't exactly go back and use the sort of sets they had for 90ies Trek.

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>>735460096
I'll give the new show a chance but I see what your talking about and I don't like it.

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>>735459665

Enterprise seemed like it was constantly going into contortions in attempts to create backstories for the later series. Such as explaining how Data's creator was related to the Khan bad-guy.

They decided they had to create a reason why the Klingons went from looking like humans to having huge crustacean skulls - besides just saying that the later series actually had budgets for costumes after creating antennae for the Andorians. Or "first contact" with the Romulans, etc.

Then they had the Time War go to an alternate history to make /pol/ happy.

>>735460029
I disagree about ToS and if I wasn't stoned I would be a lot angrier, but your saving grace is your opinion about voyager.

>>735460065
Gowron is a good character, and yeah I wouldn't give creative control to don if he paid me.

>>735460205
>Also MORE fucking planets per movie!
Yes please. Rogue one had a good number in my mind.

>>735460391
>They decided they had to create a reason why the Klingons went from looking like humans to having huge crustacean skulls
They already had the best explanation for that from DS9
>we don't like to talk about it

>>735460273
They can and they should.

>>735460335
I will too, but my mood on it at this point is cautiously-neutral-almost-I-wish-optomistic-but-can't-be.

>>735459798
Agreed. They had at least a portion of the end written in advance. But it did feel rushed. Think the studio was over eager to shitcan it.

>>735459837
They really did have a great cast. Which is one reason the finale pissed me off. Killed of an excellent character for no good reason. Left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth that there'd be no real chance of bringing the cast back together. Really really wanted to see more of captain Archer especially. Several hot women on that cast too, which was nice.

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>>735450698

i was only looking to troll with this shit but this is perfect. that was the cringiest episode "the higher... the fewer" ever. i swear, it might have been the worst thing i ever saw on television ever, growing up (i'm 40). i just watched the series again as dvd rips and well, it wasn't that bad but as a mid teen, fuck.

i only came to mention that i realized that i could use tor to get around the fboom free download limitation because even though going through europe to get shit on tor is slow, fboom is naturally only that fast for free users and i'm colecting shit porn from fetishbb.

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>>735460712
Wait wait, so you were coming on here to troll, got distracted by a Star Trek thread, and just decided to drop your payload here?

This adds a whole new level to "Don't shit where you eat."

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>>735451614
nigga you want to talk about cringe

>>735460896
ALAMARAINE ALAMARAINE

>>735459837

I want to make a point here - the difference between Captain and Commander.

A Captain does shit that's awful but beneficial to the Federation and the ship. A captain can kill off a deck to save the ship and pretend to sleep well.

A Commander loves his crew and fights and dies for them. He's willing to sacrifice himself all the time and he's a badass but he's not an officer - he's a glorified sergeant.

The difference is the difference between clever and intelligent - a Commander is clever, a Captain is intelligent.

Kirk is one of the best commanders but how he got captain is a mystery to me. ToS would be better if he was the second-in-command to Spock, and the best episodes of ToS convey this message and they even allude to it in the reboot - because everyone knew they'd love to serve under Kirk but Kirk is the man to love not the man to lead.

Picard was a great captain most of the time - the first two seasons are basically Picard trying to teach Riker to get over his impulsive trying-to-save everyone shit and be a leader, and the later seasons are Picard giving Riker shit for not being able to do it - and it's great TV.

And here's the main of the argument - Enterprise had a great commander but he never became the Captain. The problem is without the guy to point out the big picture it's too easy to side with the jerk who's fighting for his friends. There's not enough sacrifice, there's no loss, there's no conflict between the ego and the super-ego - and there's no good entertainment.

>>735460712
I hate that high the fewer bullshit, that episode signifies alexanders annoying shitheadedness.

Seriously though, >>735460895 is right. Why ruin something you love?

>>735460418
Rogue one was a pretty fucking neat movie overall. Also get rid of the dumb convoluted ways Sidious rose to power. It was neat and simple when all he had going for himself was that he was a mind reading manipulative embodiment of lust for power. They fucked up when they killed Maul in the first movie.

I wish they would make a decent Trek (Next generation DS9 version) game.

Sorry but STO is shit.. literally unless your willing to spend 1K real money its garbage.

>>735461366
they tell me that Bridge Crew is fucking Amazing.

>>735461223
I wholeheartedly disagree. But I respect your opinion.

>>735460204

The Russian squat is a recent stereotype and Romulans eat all basic Roman foods slightly altered... officially the meat is "taken" so I'm including dogs on that? I dunno. It's a stretch but maybe it works.

>>735461366
This. Its a shame Theres nothing yet. TNG star Trek is best star trek

>>735461223
Riker single handedly beat the borg using a maneuver only a captain would do. Near the end of the series its alluded to many times that Riker is ready to be a captain, and he shows it.

>>735461223
I can't really disagree with any of your points except to say I still find all three of those captains fun to watch. I think Archer had the potential to become the good captain, but there wasn't a solid second in command to take over the role he started with. T'pol, despite being hot as hell, was neither captain nor commander material imo.

>>735461546
This begs the question: Will we ever see a TNG/DS9 timeframe game now that those shows are long gone?

>>735461656
Maybe. But not a good one.

>>735461514
I dunno man. I don't buy it. I've seen/read a lot of shit with Russian stereotypes and being "BLOOD AND THUNDER" warrior types never really seemed like their deal. Sure the Russians throw down, but that violence always seemed to come from some Nihilistic "fuck it, such is life in russia" rather than a "For the Honor of my Father!"

I dunno even where to begin on the chinese/romulan shit.

>>735453662
Shut up, Wesley

>>735461656


I wish STO is the closest we have and if you don't spend $1,000 on it its shit.. and its even shit if you spend that money.

>>735461885
I played it for free on PS4 to max level. It's not shit, it's enjoyable, but not the star trek game we all want and need.

>>735461844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw

>>735461835
I think Klingons are more like Japanese peeps and the romulans are the romans. The vulcans are joos and the cardassians are niggers

>>735461565

My distinction is a psychological one instead of a real one. Riker is obviously smart enough to be a captain but he acts like a commander instead...

And actually the show proves my point - Riker is offered command several times and turns it down because he is a commander at heart who cares for his crew too much. In fact this empathy is the essential conflict of Star Trek if you break it down...I got really drunk all of the sudden but I think I might've hit something.

>>735461949
its shit, its pay to win, period.. its the same 3 missions over and over...

Do credit run, Do credit runs, Mine Dylithium. PVP if have tons of money to spend..

Every 3 months new more powerful shit comes out

its literally pay to win,

Plus the only storyline thats any good is federation. Be Klingon in the Klingon Empire, Play a half assed story.

>>735456352
Kes should only have lived a few years in real life... it was a damn pity what happened to her.

>>735462084
but at the end he would have been a GREAT captain is the point i was making.

Throughout the show it shows how much he matured. (thats all i was pointing out.) and its great because you see him start to apply the lessons Picard taught him.

and there is no DOUBT Picard is the greatest captain of all time in the trek universe.

>>735462084
It's not only that Riker loves his crew too much, it's that he can't give up what the enterprise has to offer him. When he is offered most of those commands they are for ships that are not fulfilling the same duty role as the enterprise. He craves the adventure, as well he should.

>>735462192
I would have fucked Kes so hard its not even funny.... When she was evil I lost so much sperm

>>735462084
I always figured Riker turned down command of his own ship because it would be a half assed mockery of the fucking Flagship.

The Enterprise was fucking where shit was AT. What would he have done on some other fucking vessel? He'd have to shape the fuck up, stop banging random hotties on the reg, do boring patrol missions, not hang out with robots, or play poker.

Fucking no brainer man.

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>>735462307

I think my point is he would not have been a GREAT captain.

This sonuvabitch loves his crew so much that when his captain is dead he takes the crew on a crazy mission to avenge him that turns weird in...I'm too drunk to find the episode but Picard is undercover and it's weird and fun but the point I make here is while Picard taught him to be a good captain his inherit (and Picard's because the point of TNG is being a perfect officer is impossible) -

The point is actually kinda condemnation of military structure - being the perfect officer is against human nature and the best person for the job is not the best on paper.

And no - Riker would not be a great Captain. He'd be the best guy to work under. I'd kill to work on his ship but no...He is not fulfilling his mission. That's ok, but it means he's not the best captain.

>>735453922
I fucking hate Inner Light, the most disgustingly sjw episode of all ST.
Picard should have just gone into a killing spree from the moment he would have waked up in that situation until the program on that probe would have realized they picked the wrong people for their shit released him, and then blow it to fucking pieces.

>>735463090
3edge5me

>>735463090

By the 23rd century his genetic line will be dead, which is why he doesn't get it.

>>735456087
DS9 is comparable to Next Generation TBH I love them both.

>>735456816
No, it was a miserable series that got barely watchable with the introduction of Seven of Tits.
Its only redeeming factor has been the Doctor and even it turned to shit towards the end.
Face it, Voyager should have never been shot at all.

>>735458922

Garret Wang was hated on set because he was unreliable, showing up late to shoots and delaying production of episodes. He was supposed to be killed off in the Scorpion double-parter, but then some magazine but him on a list of Hottest Asian Actors in Hollywood, or whatever. Producers thought this might give the show a ratings boost, so they kept him and killed off Jennifer Lien instead.

>>735463718
Huge Mistake, Literally drove Kes to meth addiction. She was a solid character and would have worked well even if they introduced Seven while she was still alive.

>>735462049
More or less. Though the bajorans are closer to Jews. The Vulcans are more like Tolkien elves (just stay with me a second). The Vulcans are the writer's ideal, their concept of perfection, but unlike Tolkien, Roddenberry put in a character trait that can be a weakness (their lack of emotion).

>>735458839

What does it tell you though when a show needs 4 seasons to find its footing? The writers never figured out the characters beyond Archer, T'Pol and Trip. Mayweather had potential as a space baby, being the one most comfortable in space and meeting new aliens... but they did nothing with him. Except giving him a line about how he loved to play "mellon ball"...

>>735463716
Voyager was an excellent plot, they fucked it up when they didn't even make it home. Depression the series.

>>735459190
Id fuck both dax... perferably both at the same time.

>>735463966
To be fair here she wasn't that liked by the studio because she gave a weird feel - she was already unhinged, the firing just triggered the full meltdown.

>>735462929
If we're talking purely realistically then Picard isn't that great a captain. The captain doesn't lead away missions. You don't send away teams of your most valuable officers into inherently dangerous situations. But that would make for boring television. So within the confines of the thoroughly fictional trek universe, Picard is the best captain. In a realistic universe, all the trek captains would make lousy military captains.

>>735464101
Yes, the idea was extremely interesting, and had huge potential.
But i knew it would turn up shit when i realized that the main antagonists are going to be some ridiculous gipsies in space. And let's not bring up the kutchymayo, the alien indians....

>>735462929
You do realize thats like season 3? he was still developing into someone who could be a great captian.

The last 2 seasons they allude to him being a possible great captain and how much he's grown. and he begins to make decisions like an officer.

>>735464483

The show turned to shit mere episodes in when they ditched the central dilemma of the show: One little ship, alone in space, without reinforcements, without supply lines.

Except the crew lived comfortably 95% of the time, had food and energy to spare, and resources enough to fuck off on the holodeck to have Captain Proton adventures.

The grit and sacrifice in Year of Hell should have been a regular thing on the show, not just an alternative time line story.

>>735454239
>>735455431
>>735456382
You sound like a retarded fag. I bet you shove your lightsaber replica up your ass.

did anyone ever get jeri ryans tits old or new? ..

i mean... who hasn't been waiting 15 years for that?

someone needs to hack the shattner. everyoone knows shattner has them

>>735463718
Ah. I knew the PR reasons for keeping him, but didn't know about the unreliability.

Lien would have been killed off soon enough anyway imo. They just accelerated it by maybe a season.

>>735457277
When I see Suter, all I can think of was the crazy scientist from Alien^3. The one who licked the glass in front of the xeno. Creepy eyes. Def type cast as psycho!

>>735464483
One of the most depressing episodes is the 2 part one with Sarah Silverman. They save their entire timeline that the futuristic humans fucked up and than they don't even get to go back toe Earth. From that episode on I knew Voyager was fucked.

>>735463966

Except the writers themselves admitted they had no idea where to take the character. They gave her jedi powers, but having such a powerful character on the show would have toppled the balance of the ensemble. And Kes had no role to play on the ship, except as nurse and botanist. Not exactly much food for drama there.

>>735464101
Voyager sucked.

>>735463992
TNG took about the same (3), this is even said by the cast.

>>735464188
Fuck yeah.

>>735458720
Garbage? Not in the least. The first two seasons are quite good if you ignore the time war bs, the third is what Voyager should have been and the fourth is almost perfect in my opinion.

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>>735464692
>Tfw you will never see Seven's bare tits even after being tortured for years.

>>735464417
The Enterprise was not a military vessel, it was an exploratory one. It's "five year mission" mission was not a military one.

>>735457106
You mean it lacked tying up diplomacy in 43 minutes? TNG introduced modern Trek, DS9 gave us believability. Humans fuck up, Picard makes peace with somebody, somewhere nearly every fucking episode.

QUANTUM TORPS ANYBODY?!

FIRST FEDERATION WARSHIP?!

AVERY, MOTHERFUCKIN, BROOKS?!

THE BREEN?!

You're off your rocker if you think TNG is superior.


Hell you even get to see Picard be a dick in the first couple DS9 episodes.

>>735464874

Okay, good point about TNG taking a while before finding it's feet. But I suppose it makes a difference whether you have CBS money behind your show or are a crappy upstart like UPN. It just didn't make sense to indulge the show so mcuh, since the viewership wasn't there.

>>735453668
Alexander was played by like 4 different actors over the course of the show.

The reason he seemed to get better is because they picked progressively older and more experienced actors to play him.

>>735464874
Voyager did not suck, dat fucking theme song, dat Janeway. It was a great show, the writers just fucked up halfway through.

>>735463992
The show suffered from being rushed into production. The studio was eager to shitcan Voyager, which was a flagship show for the channel (literally one of the shows the channel launched with, and its highest rated and longest lasting of the original lineup). They needed a replacement, and they didn't want to risk losing the trek fans that were bolstering their ratings so much. So the enterprise writers had no clue what they were doing with the damn show, and it showed. But when the ball is already rolling it's harder to make a drastic course correction, so yeah it took four years to find its groove. The writers kinda sucked, but it's largely the studio's fault for not setting things up properly.

>>735464840
because whoopie goldberg could have a character whos nobody for a few seasons without any problems........

>>735465088

... you realise it's the writers that make the show? How can it still be a great show if by your own admission the writers fucked it up?

>>735458347
That episode pissed me off.
>LOL, we mind fucked one of your people
>Can you fix it?
>Fuck you, no.
I would have blown their asses back to the invention of the brick.

>>735465008
Just stop, DS9 was damn good, but TNG is the GOAT. Picard will never be topped, that Data support, Troifu and Rikerbro.

>>735465148
The show was good, the writers could have made it TNG tier with a better plot line halfway through.

>>735465144

Whoppie Goldberg was a guest star who showed up twice a season, maybe. Lien was a series regular who got paid for the entire season, that makes a difference. They could have downgraded her to a recurring character instead of regular, but I guess that would have been uncomfortable for everyone involved.

>>735459173
>>735459646
Have you read and seen the latest leaks? This show is going to be an abject abomination, with no connection to the Trek we love - even the Kelvin-verse will look decent by comparison.
For fuck's sake, have you seen the redesigned klingons and their BoP's?

>>735465307

I always thought the Battlestar Galactica remake is what Voyager could/should have been. Scrappy crew, tough decisions, etc.

Kes lived down the street from me in Harriman. Saw her at the local Wal-Mart one time and recognized her for some reason. Had no idea who it was for the first few minutes. One thing led to another, and that's how I got to third base with a Star Trek character.

>>735465418

Details, man! When was it? How did she groom down there? Did she call you Neelix?

>>735464982
The vessel was primarily an exploration vessel, but it was a military ship and was the flagship of the fleet. And Starfleet operates as a military organization, with a military rank hierarchy. The comparison is more than fair. But as i said, being extra realistic would be lousy television.

>>735458839
Enterprise suffered from the network it was on, UPN. It was always preempted because of apehoop. If it were syndicated, it would have lasted.

>>735465389
I think I figured out where Voyager could have really taken off. The episode where Barclay figures out how to communicate with Voyager using a micro wormhole. Let Barclay transmit engine upgrades, a way to communicate, something better than communications upgrades.

>>735465334
I'm pretty sure the reason the klingons look like that is because they are really old (as in they were in statis for a very long time) klingons.

I agree it's going to be shit though.

>>735465418
NO WAYYYYYY (no really, that didn't happen.)

>>735465542
And also that show was the hands-down worst iteration of Star Trek.

Even Voyager was better.

>>735465663

I disagree, because for me the isolation was the whole point of the show. I got disheartened when Voyager made contact with the Federation, even if it happened only 7 seasons in. Suddenly they seemed less alone, and that undercut the premise of the show for me. As gloomy as it was, I liked the idea that the crew tried to get home and reconnect with people who most likely thought them dead and moved on with their lives.

>>735465480
I think we spoke a total of three sentences about the show. It was 2002 or maybe late 2001, I can't remember. Not really many details to give, but she was cool to talk to and wasn't afraid to go for what she wanted. Most of Tennessee is a shit hole so honestly it was just nice to get down with a chick that has been out of the county before. Didn't call me Neelix, and trimmed but not shaven.

>>735465783
Fuck you, you're wrong.

>>735465389
the battlestar remake was hot garbage.

>>735465861

I doff my hat at you, sir.

>>735455319
He's a shit actor to boot. He's been in a couple episodes of Dark Matter, and has basically ruined those episodes but the gayass fanbois just get nerd boners never he was on TNG. He's basically a neckbeard.

>>735465861
Was she tight? What did her vag look like?

>>735465888
Trips of truth.

>>735465935
It wouldn't surprise me if she were a /b/tard. She was pretty internet savvy back in the day. Kes, if you're reading this, supply us with some tits.

>>735465939
He IS a neckbeard, he's a bigger nerd than every single other star trek actor combined.


Thank god he hasn't been allowed on The Expanse.

He was good as a kid in stand by me, though.

>>735464635
Surprisingly but they really got that right in the third season of Enterprise.
>>735465697
No, they aren't in/out of stasis, they are the period ones, it's just that the period is an abomination in every way possible.
Why do you think it has already been reshot twice now and still isn't set with a definite date of release? They know they have ended up with a stupidly expensive , unwatchable turd.

>>735465902
It wasa soap opera in space. I fucking hate soap operas. Same reason I can't get into the walking dead. Just a soap opera with zombies (as described by the series creator).

>>735465951
Hell, I don't know. I didn't get down and inspect that shit. I was busy.

>>735465888
Voyager, even with all it's flaws (that are blown way out of proportion by most fans and are present in every Star Trek ever televised) is still 10,000% better than Enterprise.

That show was the nail in the coffin of the franchise, and JJ Trek is a direct result of it's existence. They tried to turn a Sci-Fi show into a prime time cable drama...

The one thing that was special about Star Trek, the writers of Enterprise decided wasn't important.

>>735466134
They are on a klingon sarcophagus ship. I'm pretty sure they have been in stasis.

But like I said, I agree with you, it's going to be shit.

>>735466208
Trips of truth said you're wrong. Also enterprise didn't kill trek, trek got killed because there were 3 series on at the same time at one point and people got burnt out on trek. Enterprise just happened to come along during the time people were burnt out.

You're entitled to your opinion though.

>>735466420
And also it was a shit show didn't help.

Even the TNG films are better.

>>735466489
That's like, your opinion, man.

>>735465389

Seriously? That's exactly how BSG was created. Ronald D Moore (who wrote for TNG seasons 3-7 and DS9 seasons 3-7) rage quit Voyager after a week due to disputes with Brannon Braga. He took all his ideas for VOY and turned it into the BSG remake.

>>735465840
I agree about the isolation, but they needed to have more hope at the end.

>>735466610

Exactly my point. Just imagine Moore could have had his way and done a Star Trek Show like BSG. Maybe it would have become too dark for the franchice, but it wouldn't have been as inconsequencial as VOY turned out to be.

>>735466489
Except Nemesis.

I refuse to acknowledge Nemesis as a canonical movie. Fucking garbage. What a shame to have that shit be the final movie with the TNG cast.

>>735451798
Fucking Alexander was autistic as fuck.

>>735466757

Brent Spiner was buddies with screenwriter John Logan, so they got together and jerked off over a script that put Data (almost) center stage. Coupled with an editor-turned-director at the helm who was inexperienced and not interested in Star Trek and you end up with a shit show of a movie.

Even if it has baby Tom Hardy in his first big screen breakthrough in it.

>>735465189
Yeah. No.

Dax > Data.

The baddest bald black but since Sam Jackson vs Earl Grey bitch and his merry men?

Yeah... I'll take the big rig mofo that has a direct line to Space Jesus

>>735466700
What do you mean more hope at the end? They got home. They got what they'd been after for all those years. The only part we didn't get was the stuff that happens after voyager. We get to imagine what their lives will be like. Sure a look at those details would have been nice, but overall, the ending wasn't completely awful... It was definitely hopeful though.

>>735453546
I love all holodeck episodes. Especially the episodes where Data is Sherlock Holmes.

>>735450698
>it's a lwaxana episode.
Oh god do we have to?
At least TNG only did this shit once in a while...unlike Fidget Spin- I mean Voyager where we had Neelix EVERY, FUCKING, EPISODE...

holy fuck i just stopped my TNG binge because this came up and thought >lwxana episode

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>>735450698
i don't know that much about star trek but who doesn't love old lady titties

>>735466995
So wish holodecks were real. Hell I'd rather have a holodeck than a BttF hoverboard.

>>735467052
>>735467039

Welcome to the LWAXANA ZONE, where it's LWAXANA TIME, ALL TIME.

>>735457446
Paris was a wannabe badass. The doctor is one of the best Star Trek characters.

>>735467256
The doctor was just the voyager's version of data, but they really let the character come into his own. Robert Picardo was an excellent casting decision. Also love that he got cast by adlibbing. He was asked to give a line asking if someone could turn off the EMH when they leave sickbay. He responded with "I'm a doctor, not a lightbulb!"

>>735467519
Love him in Voyager, love him in Stargate.

>>735467133
If holdovers were real, my f2f would make me choose between her and the unlimited slave girls..

I'd have to write her into the program...

>>735467519

And the writers actually cared about him. He got an arc on the show, where he was fundamentally different at the end of the show compared to where he started out.

For Chakotay and Kim though no such luck.

>>735467683
Yup. Shame Chakotay got the hookup with seven. That never made much sense to me. Kim at least had potential to develop, but he was stuck as the perma-ensign.

Why oh why can't we have another Star Trek that is actually our Star Trek?

The worst part is, this will actually probably never happen.

FML.

>>735468055
Yup. I honestly think the franchise is dead. They have a bad case of blockbusteritis with the Abrams movies and that general aesthetic.

I just don't see a studio being willing to take a risk on a real trek show.

>>735468204
This makes me feel dead inside.

>>735467683
>>735468042
Harry Kim plays a big role in the Star Trek Online MMO. He ends up Captain of the Rhode Island, much like seen in the Janeway time fuckery bit at the end of the series.

He is a main quest giver for the Delta Alliance set of missions. A bunch of actors make cameos and its cool to have those characters reunite. It is free to play and worth checking out for the story lines.

Add Keiko O'brian to the list of insufferable character. Oh God.

"MILES, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RAISE YOUR DAUGHTER HERE MILES!?!? I JUST WANT TO FEEL USEFUL MILES. MILES! MILES!"

where's the full nudes

they must be out there somewhere

>>735468901
The only person who has them is William Shatner

>>735468856
I thought she was pretty hot on TNG. Wasn't really insufferable either since her appearances were extremely infrequent. DS9 Keiko, maybe... But tbh I must have missed most of those episodes. Not a big DS9 fan.

>>735469162
DS9 Keiko is pretty much what I'm talking about. She's still annoying enough in TNG though.

You should really give DS9 another chance. I guarantee it won't be a waste of time.

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So, in no particular order, an irritating character list:
(TNG)
Lwaxana Troi
Wesley Crusher
Alexander, son of Worf

(DS9)
Keiko O'brian

pls to be adding

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Also, is it just me, or is every Trill ever shown hot?

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any character palyed by aaron eisenberg.
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>>735469562
There were male Trill's shown.....faaaaaag. ;)

>>735469416

(VOY)
Neelix
Tuvix
Tuvok

>>735466757
motherfuckers shoulda made a backup. at least he could live in a holodeck or something until someone could creae a new body for him

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>>735469655
God, I forgot about Neelix, the Jar Jar Binks of Voyager. Tuvok wasn't bad. Tuvix was just another Neelix.

>>735469771
The sexy-cute dax.

>>735469655
Winn Adami

Louise Fletcher has such a punchable face

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>>735469949
Another hot Trill.

>>735469968
Oh god is that the evil bajoran spiritual leader? She is fucking the worst at points. I can't believe Dukat slept with her.

>>735469968
And just a retarded character to boot. I mean DS had a lot of retarded characters, but god damn.

I really miss the Philosophy of TNG in newer stuff.
I loved the Idea of a moneyless society like this.

>>735470052
Well to be fair Dukat went full retard anyway.

>>735470052
Wait, Dukat fucked her?? I don't remember. I remember hating her, though.

>>735470217
he got surgery to look bajoran and got in her pants during the whole pah-wraith arc

>>735470179
Rodenberry would turn in his grave if he knew the current trek existed.

>>735470188
This made me think of Chris-chan playing the role of Dukat.

>>735470217
Yes, unfortunately.

>>735470336
Ah. I sorta stopped watching during the Pah-Wraith thing because it got a bit too religious what with Sisko being the Chosen One.

>>735470456
>Not liking space jesus

I can't let this thread die, we're almost at 300. Cmon fellow trekkies. We can make LWAXANA TIME a regular thing if we try.

check out m-class podcast

>>735470943
What's that?

300

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