Fluffy thread
yessssss
i dont have fluffies on this device but i will bump
Fluffies being "racist" is the worst addition to the canon, fuck your shameful SJW shit. That one thing makes it so painfully obvious that fluffies are about hating human imperfection to the point I can't even enjoy them.
>>735451383
>fluffies are about hating human imperfection
It took you this long to figure that out huh?
>>735451383
it's not about racism, they dispose of less pretty fluffies in a misguided attempt to survive
they are attracted to bright colors and seek out humans to adopt them, these traits combined leads them to dispose of the least pretty foals first in order to make their family more pretty and therefore more likely to adopt
>>735451660
No, I've been shit-talking you on and off since the beginning calling this a ripoff of jiisou and/or yukkuri guro. But, really, of all the random coat colors they only hate brown. The allusion to black people is so painfully obvious it in turn casts fluffies as whites. With that one detail you've politicized something that was supposed to be about the universal suffering and imperfection of humanity which I already hated as a subject matter anyway.
You can't even be disgusting properly.
>>735452169
A racist mind is a racist kind.
>>735452169
>this meme again
the similarities to yukkuri are minimal, and again it's not about racism it's about retarded Guinea pig horses making dumb decisions in a feeble attempt to survive, go troll somewhere else
Will bump when I can; I'm too busy shotgunning Fall of Cleveland right now.
I almost lost my shit when the herds invaded the Perry plant; I live less than ten miles from it. God knows those little bastards could cause it to go into meltdown if they tried hard enough...
>>735452286
Don't you have an uncles funeral to go to?
>>735452395
could you post a link?
>>735452457
please be patient, he obviously has autism
>>735452466
Start here: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/fall_of_cleveland/5 and work your way forward in time.
>>735452654
thanks
>>735452855
Constipation's a motherfucker...
>>735452697
I'm confused by this one. Is the fluffy dead? Whats up with its neck?
>>735452459
you know that is really messed up
>>735453367
i think the throat was slit. not sure though
>>735453367
someone came all over, most likely a brony
>>735453367
neck slit and probably came on.
>>735454025
'Moke siwwy gwassies ewwy bwite time!
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>>735452290
I know that Jontron but let's be realistic, in this age of activism fetishization and academic corruption whites need to be on the defensive. We're the left's version of jews, I think.
>>735452390
Oh, don't be coy. The similarities are numerous, not to mention the derivation from the source material has the same motivation. People annoyed, enamoured, or most likely both with Rozen Maiden, Touhou and MLP in this order have all done...this. This burning of deliberately twisted effigies. I get this distinct impression that neither MLP fans nor non-fans have any majority representation here, that is to say it's a widely wavering 50/50 depending on the moment. People who just hate the original fandom the twisted effigies are made of join in seemingly equally? Even the weirdbox/hurtbox/etc divisions existed in the other types, I would actually say that the unique contribution of Fluffies is how downright gentle some of it is. Jissou had zero positive content, Yukkuri had some, you guys have like 30% or so.
SERIOUSLY it is sociologically beguiling this has happened 3 times in less than a decade and each claims total independence from the other.
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>>735455007
I came here for fluffies, not /pol/.
Anyone got the comic where an ugly foal is born and the mom doesn't take care of it, so the human parent teaches her a lesson by giving special treatment to the ugly foal?
>>735455292
was it the nestle comic? fucking love that one, wish i saved it
>>735455292
Manners was my first real exposure to fluffies. Sorry I don't have it.
>>735455370
Mom can't remember, it was always posted a year ago in these threads. I remember the mom gets her legs cut off and then replaced with wheels and in the end she commits suicide or something like that
>>735455520
oh, it is the nestle comic.
the brother got his legs cut off and commits suicide. the mom dies from the trauma of seeing her 'bestest babbeh' get fucked by nestle
>>735455609
Yesss, that one, would you have a link for it?
>>735455812
Not him, nor do I have it.
But it's called "Good Manners is all that Matters"
Look it up, should find it quick
>>735455965
Thanks so much, name was on the tip of my tongue
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>>735452030
It also makes sense that they hate "poopie babbehs" given how strongly they associate poop with punishment.
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>>735456253
fuck yeah more weird box
>>735456376
That I can do.
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>>735456376
weirdbox am bestest box!
>>735456482
this. this right here. this is my favorite comic. hands down. nothing beats this for me.
>>735456537
I've actually had people in fluffy threads say "I don't get it" when I've posted it.
>>735456304
true, but i like my explanation a bit more, it plays more to their natural stupidity
>>735456482
>a pogo stick
>>735456657
i could see that. but still way to funny for me.
>>735455245
>>735455270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_29yvYpf4w
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>>735456733
Best explanation I've heard is it started as an auto-sort feature to filter out "undesirable" colors to save the folks at Hasbio some time when breeding them. Hasbio believed brown and dark green foals wouldn't sell well (naturally, since the primary market was young girls at the time) but somehow couldn't keep those colors from showing up in the gene pool.
>>735457140
i figured hasbio would use an auto sorter for that instead of relying on a creature that would automatically love all foals, but hey it's all feasible
>>735457264
But that's just it; they DIDN'T create a creature that loved all it's foals. They're programmed to hate ugly foals much in the same way they're programmed to love spaghetti.
This one is probably my favorite
>>735457563
why would they do that? they are marketed for young girls, and if a fluffy started murdering it's foals in front of her that would be just plain fucked up, i always figured killing darker colored foals, green brown and red in particular to be a learned behavior, not preprogrammed like their love for sketties and their speech patterns. it just doesn't make sense to sell a product that was programmed to be violent for any reason, i could see them teaching their breeders to dispose of them though.
>>735457814
I wonder how many people actually get the reference...and that makes me sad.
>>735457892
Most stories imply the original plan was for all foals to be sold sterile or fixed to maintain Hasbio's monopoly on them. In an ideal situation, no one would actually know about it. Unfortunately, fertile stock got loose, aftermarket breeding started, and you know the rest.
>>735457892
actually, due to the time fluffies had in the wild and not in households, they've developed a personality that's "best" suited for the outside world, i.e ferals eating "bad" babies first for milk, forming "herds" and making "smarties", etc.
all that's due to the whole PeTA incident that led to their programming being unfinished
>>735458126
ok that would make sense, but idk, i prefer a less "hellgremlin" fluffy stock myself, not that there's anything wrong with ferals going, well feral and turning into evil little shits
>>735458204
i know
>>735452030
that's my take on it, also fuck peta
>>735458372
oh shit, i see the context now. my bad
well, i guess i helped your side of the argument?
>>735458463
no problem
hey so i was thinking, what kind of shows would be on late at night for flufftv?would it be like adult swim, with gore or maybe documentaries?
>>735459158
Test pattern. Good fluffies go to bed early.
>>735459589
i know, but i figured that there should be something for owners to view late at night, like how cartoon network has adult swim
>>735459703
What owner, in their right mind, would watch FluffTV after the fluffy's gone to bed?
>>735459840
i would if it had fluffy abuse or documentaries, didi you read this post?
>>735459158
>>735459840
also have you seen reality tv? it's basically draino for your mind, im sure those people would enjoy regular fluffy tv, especially crazy post menopausal women
wolfram sparks album
http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
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>>735460303
thanks, i already have that bookmarked, great stuff, sucks wolfram deleted all his old stuff
>>735460403
yeah, why did he delete?
>>735460600
if i remember correctly he didn't like his old art...and that's it
Almost 4am here and I just had some nigger roll up on my door asking to buy a smoke off me...this fucking town
>>735461794
What town?
>>735461922
Not important; all that matters is these crackheads need to keep on moving or someone's gonna get hurt.
>>735462068
Wait... so that fluffy speaks only... whatever that language is, but can also understand english? How come?
>>735462405
i think it might be reacting to their tone more than what they are saying
>>735462405
Maybe there's fire offscreen.
>>735462405
it may just be terrified that it can't understand its new owner
finished this on thursday, his name is Minty.
>>735463534
hey fluffy foals, someone was asking for prices on your plushies in the last thread
>>735451383
if you knew about the canon you'd know that fluffies don't hate bron/black fluffies because they look like people, it's just because they look like shit (it doesn't smell good, it ruins their fur, they prefer bright colors ecc)
>>735463650
dude really? nice. If anyone ever asks that (if you see them again), tell them to mail me [email protected]. I would really appreciate it.
I can do custom fluffies of any size, but the bigger they are the more they cost. If you're curious too I don't mind doing an estimate if you tell me colors/size/expression. :)
>>735463788
nah i prefer to just draw them, all it costs me is time and electricity, I'm cc2 btw, couldn't sleep so i figured i would lurk /b/ again
>>735463952
oh hey CC2 good to see you can post again. It makes me happy to know someone wanted a plush though, if I get a commission I'll be much more motivated to make more fluffies.
>>735464076
kill it with fire
>>735464143
i could post for a few days now, just wanted to take a break from this cesspool, but as usual something drags me back in, this time it was fluffies
>>735464076
If fluffies looked like that there wouldn't be a sane man alive who'd actually take issue with drop-kicking the fuckers into the nearest canal.
>>735464275
I know that feeling.
>>735464275
fluffies are the only reason I come to 4c, I love the fuckers
>>735464376
yeah, this place is like crack, you know you shouldn't, but then you do it anyway
>>735464407
same, nothing else of interest anymore, closest thing to a raid these days is that pixel art shit, and then there's the staggering amount of porn
>>735464556
You get a decent feels thread every so often. That's the only other reason I lurk.
That and I'll visit /sp/ for game threads. Baseball threads tend to be very comfy.
-the Pizza Guy
>>735460201
This fluffy is cool in my book
>>735464805
holy shit it's been a while, how have you been?
also it's cc2
>>735464909
Trying to hang in there (and barely doing it.) Haven't had much motivation to be creative lately. Still chewing my way through the whole Fall of Cleveland and getting confused by some "continuity errors" here and there.
>>735465106
yeah I've been meaning to read that, but then i say fuck it and either work on my first comic or chapter 2 of my story...
sucks you haven't been motivated lately, have you tried a different medium? i started this fluffy business to help jumpstart writing my tabletop rpg
>>735455292
>>735465336
>>735465381
>>735465403
>>735465335
I've had lots of ideas but nothing I can get on paper yet. My big project is something loosely autobiographical. Working title is "Broken Toy, or, How Sprite Lost His Fizz." I know what I want to do but actually writing...aye, there's the rub.
>>735465504
i know what you mean, i had that problem writing my tabletop rpg, like i said, sometimes a change in what you feed your creativity can cause you to see new perspectives or clear the path for other projects, can't wait to read your new story though
>>735465659
I've got a couple days off coming here and it's about to be hot as balls out. Maybe after I weed my garden tomorrow I'll see if I can crank out at least half of Part 1 to show off.
>>735465752
sounds awesome, I'll see if i can't get my comic out by tomorrow
>>735453367
Raped, throat slit, left for dead next to a dumpster.
>>735451383
brown babbehs nu pwetty, dey num aww da poopies.
>>735464076
Fuckin nightmare fuel
Sun's gonna be coming up soon. It might be better to just keep awake and weed as soon as it's light enough to see and (try to) sleep through the heat of the day.
>>735467207
kWeH
>>735467413
story of my life, I've been dealing with insomnia since i was a kid, finally fixed it with mary jane after trying a bunch of pills that didn't work out
>>735468741
another reason he needs to play outside
1/2
>>735468969
2/2
>>735469406
what kind of troglodyte would teach a fluffy how to survive? cause we all know they didn't learn this on their own
I've been thinking about drawing my own fluffy stuff - where would be a good place to start?
>>735470280
you mean to post or tutorials?
>>735470280
What do you mean where?
>>735470380
>>735470366
A good place to post, yeah
>>735470509
start here and then try fluffy booru, that's what i did
ARE YOU READY FOR AMERICAS GREATEST FLUFFY HERO?
"patriotic music"
and that's the story of a true American legend
>>735469539
Presumably some smarties survive a season or three and thus can pass things on.
Not all smarties are hellgremlins after all.
1/5
>>735471792
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>>735471838
4/5
>>735471862
5/5
>>735471722
didn't say they were hellgremlins, just retarded, still don't think they could learn most of that on their own
>>735472238
Could be a combination of someone teaching and the fluffy picking things up.
Or the fluffy could be an abberation, almost reaching mongoloid intelligence levels (super genius as far as fluffy standards go).
>>735472385
i would hate to think any one was irresponsible enough to teach a fluffy how to survive
>>735473097
Could be someone who does it out of general misanthropy and spite.
>>735473385