This is the /b/ house >we all live in the same house now.

>>735448482
I call the tub

can i have the side without a roof?

>>735448482
is it gay to eat your own cum? I just rolled 0

>>735448482
First order of business is to knock the remainder of the old house down. We're going to have to inspect that foundation for damage, but we can make it work. Would you guys prefer to go with balloon, platform, timber, or post and beam framing for the new house?

>>735448482
Ben Dover is too tired to be like Samuel l Jackson..
Ben Dover is still mad about the color of his walls..

>>735448633
No, of course not.

please don't masturbate in my room

>>735449273
Hey now don't get too needy

>>735448633
Yes

>>735449458
Why is it gay to eat your own man sauce

>>735448482
I'm taking the room with a view and good ventilation.

>>735449011
post and beam framing

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>>735448482
Off to work, see you guys in the morning.

Guys reddit just shat on the floor, someone's gotta put the ol boy down.

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No grills allowed, and don't touch my shit.

>>735449011
No
Let's live in an inflatable type of structure

>>735448482
I'm gonna sleep on next to the satellite dish and cum on it twice a day.

>>735449697
Ben Dover will touch your shit if he wants to
You're his bitch now. Bow to your new daddy, man whore.

>>735449749
Come on, man! Don't fuck up our cable!

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Our house, was our castle and our keep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street, our house

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>>735448482

>>735448482
Oh cool, we have Direct TV!

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>>735449697
Definitely this is a fags only house.

someone better clean up my anime caused cum stains

Waterfront property! Woohoo!

I'm hanging a tire from the tree. It is now MY tree.

>>735451810
jokes on you, I can climb higher so everything above your tire is MINE

>>735452098
Fine. No pets exceeding 20lbs, you pay for your own water, electric, waste disposal, and $40 in rent due every first of the month.

>>735452451
deal. how about internet? or are we sharing tat with the house?

>>735448482
i want a room with a view

*changes wifi password*

>put deadbolt and key lock on my door

>>735452672
bitch unless you want the metaphorical stick up your ass replaced with a real one you better change it back right now.

Hey, where'd the other half of the house go?

>>735452573
We share it with the house, the wifi password is "sux4shekels"

>>735452672
You piece of shit

>>735453019
WAS sux4shekels

Stop eating my fucking lunchables. I bought you fat fucks your own, but you always manage to eat mine.

>>735452967
up OP's ass. i told that faggot to control his black hole.

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>>735453433
I WANTED TENDIES

>>735453192
motherfucker
>>735453019
us in the tree should just get our own WiFi now I guess.

Because I got dubs, I'm getting the top right room

>>735453813
have fun i guess.

>>735453813
everything's pointless without thE FUCKIN WIFI

>>735453796
Oh fuck. I forgot to look at the gbp chart before I went to the store. You have enough point. I'll be back. Don't smear shit all over the walls. Again

>>735454436
I'll try to watch him. Does anyone have the shock collar?

>>735454543

Yep. It's on my desk in my room.

Don't touch my fucking laptop while you're in there

>>735454705
don't worry. not like i don't know what's on there from the other... stuff that's on your desk.
but thanks, this'll keep him under control for a while.

>>735454705
Wait, what laptop? Other than the collar, your desk is empty.

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>>735452672
Release the password or your nuts get it.

>>735453811
I just got off the phone with 4C&C our wifi password is "gigamus_niggamus", don't tell anyone from the house.

hm. i guess anon finally cleaned it. here, had me the collar, and hold onto that remote.

>>735454946

HP Pavillion.

In the corner

>>735455063
ok. thanks! did we get the unlimited plan?

>>735455172

Of course we fuckin did. I didn't go to Harvard for having limited wifi. We can afford it

DEAR LORD SOMEONE HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE I GET THE COLLAR ON HIM

Can we all start doing rotations when it comes to who sleeps inside the house and who sleeps outside? I am tired of the cold.

>>735448482
No, no, NO, NO, NOOOO!!!!

>>735455367
WHAT DO I DO!? WHAT DO I DO!? DO YOU...DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT!?!?!?!?!

>>735455462
dude I have extra air mattress. never mind they told you to sleep outside because you stink

>>735455462
well the tree's taken, but... we can rent part of it out for GBP and... other things.

>>735455434
Bro, its my turn with the sexcuum.

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>>735455367
GET OFF OF ME!
I'LL WRITE A GIGA NIGGA SUMMONS IN MY OWN SHIT AGAIN!

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>>735448482
why muricans build houses with wood and cardboard when they have constant hurricanes and shit? Are they so #BLACKED that they can't into proper house building like niggers?

>>735455615
PIN HIS ARMS PIN HIS
OH SHIT I GOT BIT

>>735455693
I stink because they won't even let me use the fucking shower

Guys why are there a bunch of holes dug in the yard?

>>735455824
uuhhh... you don't really want to go in there.

>>735455873
it's best not to ask questions.

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Fuck! I warned em not to fuck on that floor! Oh well one less trap.

>>735455887
I saw a spider in there, I wouldn't trust it.

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>>735448482

i'll sleep behind the bar, and be the de facto bartender

also i'm running to the liquor store to get supplies, any requests?

>>735455776
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OKAY OKAY I GOT HIM! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DO!!!!!!!

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>>735455776
I JUST WANTED TENDIES

The only safe place to live is the communism

>>735455887
>>735455979
How bad could it be?

>>735456044
dubs of truth

>>735456011
I GOT IT AROUND HIS NECK, AND--
BUCKLED!
LET GO AND RUN LIKE HELL

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WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL
I WAS WATCHING ARTHUR
BINKY RULES
PUT THAT BACK ON

>>735456004
Rum and coke

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>>735456070
pretty fuckin bad.

>>735456085
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, PLEASE JUST LET ME GET A HEAD START. DON'T LET GO OF HIM PLEASE...

>>735456004
Jenkem.

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>>735456140

done.

>>735456232
YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS,
I CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER

>>735456086
Lol sorry bro, I wanted to watch the new season of orange is the new black. I'll let you watch it later, I promise

>>735456267
Give me a couple of shots of this and I'll mount your gay if you know what I mean.

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>>735456232
gotta go fast bcos am ANGERY

>>735456004
Hennessy. Can you guess my face?

Sorry I took so long at the store. Old man in front of the line had a stroke. Shit was cash. Calm down. I got the tendies and they're your favourite brand, too. Stop biting the others, or you're wearing the collar while all day tomorrow

>>735456324
I DON'T THINK I'LL GET FAR ON MY WHEELCHAIR BRO. PLEASE JUST HOLD ON TO HIM UNTIL I CAN GET ACROSS THIS GRASS AND INTO THE HOUSE. PLEASE.

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>>735456252

i've got it in the works fam.

been eating nothing but burritos and pizza rolls all day. ( i call that one-two diet "the pipecleaner")

>>735456498
I'LL TRY, JUST HURRY!

>>735456498
No,wait, WE'RE SAVED! ANON IS BACK WITH THE TENDIES!

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This side of the thread is mine now. Stay on your own side faggits

I need to rub one out guys, nobody come in to the restroom.

WHEN YOU FINISH A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, THROW IT AWAY
STOP LEAVING EMPTY ROLLS ON THE FLOOR
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
WALK TEN FEET TO THE TRASH CAN
ALSO SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO BUT THE TP FOR ONCE
I WENT TO COSTCO AND BOUGHT THE GIANT PACK A MONTH AGO
I'M NOT BUYING MORE FOR YOU IDIOTS TO WIPE YOUR ASS ON

I'm finally back after a few of these threads, and I have returned with a brand new triforce. Please don't ruin it again. It's precious to me.
឴ ឴ ឴ ▲
▲឴ ឴ ▲

>>735456803
I'LL LEAVE THE ROLL WHEREVER THE FUCK I WANT! I'M EXPERIMENTING AND YOU CAN NOT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE IN MY OWN HOUSE!

>>735456803
well mayyybe you should sTOP BUYING THE ROUGH ASS TP THAT LEAVES PAPERCUTS ON YOUR ASSHOLE

>>735456780
don't you have a bedroom? like seriously dude, we only have one bathroom.

>>735456803
Shut the fuck up Jason. You don't pay rent, you fucking eat our food, you always take our stuff, and you are always fucking complaining. Buying toilet paper is the least you could do.

>>735457021
Shut the hell up. I aint wiping my ass with flimsy fucking tissues. He may be holding me back from my experiment, but at least he buys the right stuff.

>>735456780
Okay. Ignore the camera with the blinking light in there.

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>>735457089
>mfw this is actually about a roommate named Jason

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>>735456803
Can you not recognize the genius that is my toilet paper fort?

>>735457099
well I'm sorry your ass is battle hardened and weary. at least mine doesn't bleed through my pants.
and don't tell me that was because you " were sick"
I'm not stupid.
I know.

>>735457169
I don't get why you have that thing. This is an all male house.

>>735457021
I bought Costco. That stuff is triple ply

>>735457281
when are we gonna tell him about the gays

>>735457312
are you sure?

Can I share a bed with someone? I get lonely in the night. It's not because I'm gay or anything! I'm just scared of the dark...