I'm a marine on duty, bored as fuck. AMA

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should of joined the reserves brah.

>>735426868
You a pog?

>>735426868
Youre a fuckin pog ass boot arent you?

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>>735427153
>>735427185
i was thinking the same thing

nigger faggot was a pog

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Hes not in chucks so hes not a grunt

>>735427153
>>735427185
>>735427319
>>735427388
Yeah, for now. I deal with SIGINT, but I have a seat at BRC next month, so I'll have Recon as a secondary MOS after

Why do you get a hard-on when you kill little Iraqi children?

You missed all the fun boot. Blame your parents for not having you a few years earlier.

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>>735427655
wait.. thats not normal?

>>735427536
How are you going to BRC and not a grunt?

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Pogue is also acceptable. POG person other than grunt. Okay- pogues are bitches that remain inside the wire. I was 12B, did route clearance with infantry Iraq 2004.

I don't get why marines hate on anyone not a grunt. Congratulations on not being an idiot. Enjoy getting out eventually with a marketable skill.

>>735427691
I know I did. That's why I'm going Recon, and then it's a natural progression to go Matsoc during the send enlistment. I'm gonna see some action one way or another god damn it

>>735427783
Its the radio Reconnaissance program. So I'll basically do the same job as any recon dude, but also have to deal with SIGINT and I&W since I'm an Arabic linguist too

>>735427819
Police/corrections/fire fighter. They all love vets especially combat arms.

0311 or gtfo

How racist and corrupt are you?

>>735428214
Alright dude. Try going to BRC. I bet you'd wash out the first week of the pool

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>>735426868
I also happen to be a marine on duty, AMA

>>735426868
That boot blouse is pretty motivating... Boot

>>735426868
On duty doing what, sucking dick?

>>735428310
Lol probs

>>735428214
0351 in?

>>735428379
Devil dogs, I see

>>735428528
Yeah because you fucks are smart as shit

>>735428310
Someone's butthurt...

03 Motor T baby

>>735428388
Calling people boots is the bootest thing to fucking do

>>735428214
Haha okay. I've been to Iraq and Afghanistan. Done and seen real shit. Im on Effexor because 3 guys in my platoon died. 0311 is just a number. The fact that you even mention that way makes me suspicious that you even know what the fuck you're talking about. Get a life

>>735428596
Haha former 0351 with 2/7, hbu man?

Rah devil, what base? I too am working.

>>735428641
Kek

>>735428699
Tone down the motivation. Lejeune

Where?

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What's your favorite crayon flavor?

>>735428641
I can sense the butthurt with this one

>>735428694
Fuuuuuck 29 stumps
I'm with 1/4
Good shit though 2/7 I've heard isn't a fucking joke

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Teach me everything they taught you. As an American it is your duty if you are a patriot to inform the populous to be as capable as possible and eventually free ourselves from enormous government and restore the republic and citizen army. Spill the beans Imperial pawn, what has the empire taught you?

>>735426868
Get the fuck off your phone.
Damn POG

Where are you? It's boring as shit in Dallas, too.

>>735428863
Fuck off isis

As an ex-marine myself, I can tell you that there are only two types of military men: steers and queers. Which one are you?

HOO-RAY!

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>>735426868
>Size 10 shoes
Feelsbadbro

the fuck is duty. i keep hearing marines complain about it

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>>735426868
Keep on keeping on Devil Dog. Thank you for your service. This beer is for you.

>>735428094
yeah, police and corrections. How many cops do you think we need? And that explains why there are so many dumb ass cops who over use force.

>>735427691
The world war trilogy isnt over yet. He has time.

>>735428876
>>735428876
I love that Marines are to dumb to spell 'pogue'. And then dumb enough to invent a shitty backronym for it.

>>735429143
Thanks dude

Show us your dick, face and asshole.

>>735429212
When you let monkeys out of the zoo, you're liable to have a pretty wild time of it in the streets.

>>735429246
P.O.G.
Person
Other than
Grunt

>>735428572
HA excellent

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>>735429293
Any day my dude. I know what it's like. Army fag here.

Anybody have any questions about preparing for BRC or on the flip side, have any advice for me for when I actually get there?

>>735429212
You're an idiot. The all veterans make up less than 5% of the US POPULATION. That's less people that are collecting welfare

>>735429099
Duty=Work=Responsibility=Job=Mission=Role

>>735429525
Dope, what's up dude. Got a few buddies in the Army

>>735426868
No questions, Jodie just wanted to say hi.

I bet OP is Wagner

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Why aren't you in Charlies?

>>735429847
STOLEN VULUR OMG U GUNA GO 2 JAIL

Wagner loves the cock

>>735429847
Where can I find copypasta?

>>735426868
>>735426868
Stolen valor LARP thread?

>>735429847
shut the fuck up. go back to 9gag.

>>735429792
Bitch, I put Jodie to shame

>>735428379
that is one sweet red ryder. but you'll still shoot your eye out

>>735429967
Go back to tumblr

>>735430060
Haha! Jodie!

>>735426868
Have you eaten an MRE? If so, how did it taste?

2) Where can I get the above item?

>>735428641
How's the effexor working for you?

>>735430326
some MREs are better than others

>>735430326
I fucking love MREs. well, not that vegitarian shit.

>>735426868
How you doing bro? You stateside? Stay safe and thanks son.

>>735430326
I think you can get them at army surplus stores

>>735427536
Sheeeit, I was at 2nd RadBn, where you at nig-nog?

>>735426868
JON GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>735430326
Yeah, they're edible but that's about it. Except for the chili with beans, it's decent.
I've seen them at the commissary, maybe at surplus stores or something. If you want them for camping or whatever, get a better brand

>>735430510
It's okay. It doesn't get rid of nightmares. But I'm more likely to think before I say something that comes of ignorant or aggressive. Sex drive goes to hell, still works. Just don't think about sex as often as I did.

>>735430635
Thanks man! I've wanted to try one
>>735430687
Cool, cool

I've heard the Estonian military MREs are better than the American ones, but I'm not too sure, so I'm gonna try to get both and provide my judgement

>>735430641
I'm at 2nd SadBN as we speak brah. You a linguist?

>>735428822
Not OP, but former Muh-reen here - mine are the purple ones

>>735430764
Nah, I was a 31. I can't believe I never thought of "SadBn" the whole time I was there.

>>735430888
I didn't come up with it lol. How long ago were you here? Maybe I know you

>>735430993
I left there end of February, 2016. Good 'ole Alpha Co

>>735430754
go for either the beefaroni, spaghetti w/ meatball, or beef ravioli if you can find one. the pasta ones are the only ones worth eating

>>735431186
Eh, you were a bit before my time then

>>735428003
I take it you already went to DLI. How'd you do on the DLAB? Persian-Farsi Armyfag here.

>>735431539
I got a 132, but the DLAB doesn't mean shit. I fucking suck at Arabic lol

Any military guys remember the chicken breast MRE No. 5? Personally my fav

>>735426868
Those are some nasty boots devilpup. Get some new ones stat

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>>735427037
>>735427037

>>735426868
whatcha up to m8

Have you ever killed soemone?

>>735426868
Navy fag here, how many crayons do you eat a day, also what's your favorite color?

>>735431885
Contemplating ordering some wings from WingZone. How you doing?>>735431896
No

>>735431730
I think you're confusing the DLAB with you DLPT score. Unless they've changed the scoring of the DLAB in the past few years. You should have scores for reading, writing, and speaking.

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Got these babies when I was in RC EAST Afghanistan

>>735432098
That's the DLPT that you're thinking of. I got a 2+ in reading, 2 in listening, and a 1+ in speaking

>>735432018
I probably eat slightly more crayons than you do dicks. Also, yellow tastes the best

>>735428767
Go to Tobie's

>>735432325
God damn that's a lot of crayons...

>>735432214
Yeah, you're right. I blame the repeated blows to my head.

>>735426868
Where are you stationed?

>>735432459
De Ja Vu on Hollywood Blvd is better and less boot-y

>>735432123
Those first strike bars are pretty decent

>>735432371
>yfw those 72 virgins are strict irish catholic nuns who will never put out

>>735432579
Never heard of it, not a marine just live in Jacksonville

>>735432754
You get whatbyou pay f9r there if you catch my drift

im from mexico but i want to defend usa i can ?

>>735426868
whats your MOS

>>735433050
As long as y9u have a work visa, you're not isis, or cartel yeah

>>735432566
lol you're good dude
>>735433263
2671

>>735426868
>I'm a marine on duty
>zero timestamp
>nothing in the pic other than boots and fatigues
You know what the fuck to do, OP.

>>735426868
How does it feel to be a puppet of the jews? Your excuse of a country needs no defending, you are a pawn of the elite, a mere number, living propaganda. Fuck you and kys, faggot

>>735426868
should've joined the army. we have better and cooler shit

Reported

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