New fluffy thread. Keep fluffies alive just to torture edition
>>735424741
Peepee pwace huwties
So I just started browsing b and I am extremely curious as to what fluffies are. I know there are different types but why do people kill and torture them? I find it very interesting
What are the most popular shows on Fluff TV?
Does Fluff TV have news?
>>735428177
Larry Ross is a classic.
>>735428254
What's Larry Ross?
>>735428081
From what I can remember fluffies are from the MLP fandom. I guess we like showing them the cruel reality of the world we live in because fluffies think we live in a lovely kind world. I can also give you the lore if you want. You'll find more of these images in Fluffybooru
>>735428154
Here we go again
>>735428576
Kweh.
>>735428081
>>735428659
Fuck off.
>>735428698
Kweh.
>>735428409
Some story I found on the booru earlier today. It's about a TV show that's pretty much the Bob Ross version of classic fluffy torture.
>mfw i had to go through 8 captchas to post this
>>735428464
Actually, fluffies were intended to piss off the MLP fandom, before spiraling into an entire fandom of its own.
>>735428961
What would fluffy news be like?
>>735429082
Just footage of fluffies being brutally tortured with ominous music in the background. Takes up half the programming slots, by the way. They love it. I promise.
>>735429082
What kind of movies would fluffies like?
>>735429529
Bright colors and no loud noises.
>>735424676
Anyone like fluffy cannibalism?
>>735429744
>>735429529
Anything brightly colored, animated, obnoxious, and moving at such a fast pace that the plot is barely discernible. In conclusion, fluffies would love FoodFight, thus fueling my hatred for them even more.
>>735429825
So, any of the more recent animated movies.
>>735430287
Yes. The Emoji Movie is sure to be a hit among fluffies. Now I REALLY want to smash one.
>>735429825
Like, the same thing that would satisfy a toddler. Put on Tellytubbies. In canon there's a whole TV channel dedicated to entertaining fluffies, even ones designed to cheer up pillow fluffs.
You can literally put them in their safe area, turn the TV on, leave and go to work, and they'll still be watching when you get back.
>>735430529
How would fluffies react to more thought-provoking movies, like Blade Runner?
>>735430591
Would fluffies like Nickelodeon?
>>735430625
"Scawy" 'haf bad dweamies" "nee' huggies an sketties!"
>>735430699
Do you really want your fluffy to have a foot fetish?
>>735430755
What would be a horror movie to a fluffy?
>>735430625
Their feeble minds would literally implode if they try to understand any other than basic, everyday concepts such as walking and breathing. Merely counting to 10 is a huge struggle for these shitrats.
>>735430812
What? What does that have to do with it?
>>735430824
>>735430699
Um, maybe? I'm not entirely sure what's on that channel. Basically if it's for kids up to 5, they're probably fine with it.
Also programmes getting them to draw and paint can keep them entertained (some fluffies can hold crayons between their hooves, and draw... well scribbles mostly).
>>735430881
What does this Freddy do?
>>735430824
Depends, are you willing to clean up the mess when they piss and shit in terror?
>>735430824
Anything that doesn't have happy sounding music for more than a minute.
>>735431034
I mean, what would they be about?
>tfw I'll never have a soft warm fluffy or babbeh to squish and torture...
Feels bad man
>>735431015
Can't be to hardcore for fluffies. Menace his victims with his spork hooves. "Gonna num yu wike sketty."
>>735431163
>>735431082
Probably the same things as human horror movies.
Most of them aren't that complex.
What sports do fluffies play?
>>735431223
I believe that just that is enough to make them screech in terror and hide behind something for several hours.
>>735431082
Ah, sorry. Probably anything where other fluffies are bad and don't do what their owners tell them, and get put in the sorry box, or given the sorry stick. Or just told they can't have sketties. Pretty much anything that has some negativity.
>>735431478
How about a movie where all the sketties in the world disappear?
>>735431455
Passing balls, running (waddling) races. Maybe a paddling pool with a life jacket at constant supervision (fluffy ponies drown really easily).
>>735431455
I'd let them play my favorite sport whenever they wanted to. It's called "Who Can Survive The Longest In This Tiny Room Filled With Contraptions Designed To Cause Discomfort Without Shitting?" The losers have to eat their shit and have a spiky buttplug shoved in their anus.
>>735430824
The poopies that wouldn't stay in the litterbox!
>>735428081
fluffybooru.org explains it all
they love constructive criticism so point out all the flaws you see
>>735427520
da fuk?
>>735430880
He's probably referring to Dan "The Man From C|_|nnychan, The Rough Rider" Schneider's shows like iCarly. He always made sure to have a lot of barefoot stuff in them. And he tweeted scenes with the girls' feet in them.
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>>735432445
>>735432475
>>735432494
>>735432549
last
>>735432616
I wasn't expecting that but saved
>>735425961
>it keeps happening!
ive never gotten the point of fluffy threads can someone please explain?
>>735433412
>>735433657
https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
More stories coming soon. Like and follow :D
>>735433702
What happened to Cupcake?
>>735433755
Same reason people become bullies. They pick on someone smaller and weaker to make themselves feel better.
>>735434061
I have to be honest. This would make me an abuser in a heartbeat.
>>735434061
Just when these shitrats couldn't get any worse...
>>735434243
>>735434309
You're not the only ones who feel that way. That's why I had to share it.
>>735424676
so basically. be /edgy/ edition
>>735427614
Edgelord
>>735434576
>>735429780
Fucking cut this smarty up and serve it alive.
>>735433853
Nerve gas
>>735435414
>>735428752
yay it's Chocobro too the rescue !
>>735434243
Same, but I wouldn't stoop to molesting foals.
>>735433220
Choke this fucker on his fedora
>>735435537
Kweh.
>>735429198
no just edgelords like you love it
>>735433966
I agree, but there are some real sociopaths on this site so I wouldn't throw out the idea that some just love seeing them in pain.
>>735431163
Kill yourself. Degenerate.
>>735431340
then kys too
Siwwy gwassies su gud...
>>735433755
Holy shit. That baby has transcended smarty syndrome and has become actually intelligent. We need stories of like, "awakened" fluffies or something. Not Smarties, just fluffies that have human intellect and self awareness.
>>735428177
Babbehs has been the frontrunner. Next would have to be NCIS-Skettiland.
>>735435908
There are a few more...
>>735433625
Hello boys
>>735435922
>>735428177
I've seen somewhere that Weggies has been running for nine seasons...so that's a thing.
>>735435486
This is now a Sportacus thread.
>>735435967
Thanks, Anon. This little fucker is quickly becoming my favorite recurring character.
>>735436056
>>735436098
Well, what else do you expect when you name your fluffy Tyrone?
>>735428177
Think Dogtv styel stuff. Basically hours and hours of fluffiest rinning in fields, pushing balls, babbling and singing. The news is usually announcements regarding legislation or fluffy themed events like the opening of Skettyland in Cleveland.
>>735429529
Adam Sandler movies, oddly enough.
You're all fags.
>>735436153
Oh god no
>>735436056
Aww yiss. If this is the series I think it is, it's awesome.
>>735436153
>>735436300
Oh god yes
>>735436177
Why would anybody adopt a negroid fluffy, besides abusers?
>>735436153
Ohhhhhhh I think I'm in love with this series. The only fluffy abuse I really condone is smarty abuse. Assertive, rapey motherfuckers.
>>735436395
>>735436372
>>735436501
Glad you recognize it, i love smarty abuse too
Go back to /mlp/, you degenerates.
>>735436081
Weggies turned to crap after the third season. Now it's just running off of nostalgia.
>>735436587
>>735436683
"This show's been going downhill since season 3..."
Couldn't resist; sorry.
>>735436741
>>735436954
>>735437129
>>735436501
Yeah, it's great. It's the first series I came across that really made me appreciate smarty abuse. Sublime.
>>735437129
This is fucking brutal, but reminding myself that it's happening to a smarty, I feel a little better....I think.
I wish there was more Dr. Crazystein than there is.
>>735435637
hahahaha ! yeah !! get after that Cactus Chocobo !
>>735437349
Last one
does everyone on this cursed fucking thread have a scat fetish
>>735437495
Kweh.
This is just awful.
>>735437349
Okay, never mind. I'm back on the ride. Not being able to fuck that mare was gold.
>>735437615
jeesus that little cactus is a bastard too kill huh chocobo ?
>>735437546
Best one, IMO. The perfect abuse with the perfect ending. Smawties get what they fucking deserve.
>>735427817
These always crack me up.