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Ok so how the fuck is this possible? Pic very fuckin related

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Ok so how the fuck is this possible?

Pic very fuckin related
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Its not idiot. Shooped
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They just stick the hard non cooked spaghetti thru the sausage before they cook it.
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>>735416225
You got downs or something?
Put the spaghetti through before boiling.
Then boil.
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You pierce the dry pasta through the weiner beforehand then throw them in the boiling water together. Fucco.
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Your mom make that shit for me OP.
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>>735416225
Dice the hot dogs, insert noodles, through the hotdogs, then boil in a pot. So basically skewer the hotdogs with the dry noodles.
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easy
> cook spageti
> get needle
> put spaggeti through needle hole
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>>735416225
shitty bait
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>>735416225
cut the hotdogs, but keep them in a row.

poke long hole through them with something sharpinsert pasta

cook

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this message.
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>>735416303
OP should be baiting.
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The noodle part inside the hotdogs doesn't cook right.
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>>735416225
>>>/ck/
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>>735416735
thats why you use a big needle and do it after boiling...
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why do americunts call pasta noodles
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>>735416396
this it is. I've seen how Mario was cooking those in Palermo
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>>735417529
because that's what they are, retard.
tagliarini, tagliatelle, spaghetti, cannelloni...
they are all noodles.
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>>735417529
>why do americunts call pasta noodles

Because they're retarded.
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>>735416225
Who gives a fuck about that shit tier food is the correct answer.
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>>735416225
I seriously hope you are joking. I never thought that anyone could be this fucking stupid, but now that I've seen this thread I realize that there are probably people out there that can't wrap their mind around this mystery.
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>>735418290
Those all contain eggs and are pasta, stupid uncultured americo, noodles are made using only flour and water no eggs
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>>735418290
Because they are, by definition, noodles.
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>>735418664
not knowing how to use wikipedia in 2017
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>>735418769
this
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It's called cocksta. Basically, you pull spaghetti through the eurethra, then cut off the dick and chop it into little pieces. Upon cooking, the hole closes up around the pasta, and bam!
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>>735418664
had to google it:
you are wrong, original italian pasta is all without egg.
all noodles are with egg.
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>>735419201
No, eggless pasta is a southern Italian thing. In the North we have always used eggs.
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>>735419201
No. Egg noodles are made with egg. Noodles are just noodles.
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>>735419201
then why are you calling it "original italian pasta", just give up and drink your carbonated sugar americo
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anyone here uses pic related?
it's great, easy and fast.
and fucking cheap, perfect if you are broke...
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>>735419559
all the time, cant stand that cardboard taste dry pasta has
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>>735419559
If you're broke it's not going to help. You still need to buy the ingredients
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>>735416285
see>>735416303
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>>735419884
>ingredients
you mean flour and eggs, they're subsidized and cost nothing
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>>735419884
flour and eggs are fucking cheap, you can get like 10 eggs and 3kg flour for like 2€...
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>>735416225
you stick the spaghetti in while they arent cooled and then boil the whole fucking thing, its not rocket science, but it sure is fucking disgusting
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>>735416225
Chop the sausages as shown, then pierce them with dried spaghetti, then boil it.
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>>735420042
>>735420109
Fuck this thread is full of retards.
It started out cunts not knowing what pasta was and now its cunts not knowing what the word broke means.
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>>735420267
no, you use a big needle and do it after boiling, because
>>735416735
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>>735416225
>>735416606
THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA I'M GONNA TRY IT TONIGHT
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>>735416225
anyone who is memorized over hot dogs have some serious issues
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>>735420345
you can eat for like a week with that, retard. just add some sriracha or something!
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When the noodle is still hard and not cooked child run it through the soft hotdog
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>>735420670
instructions unclear, hard noodle got stuck in child...
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fork or spoon?
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Mememagic https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo
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>>735421306

I am versatile
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>>735421306
knife
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how is this possible?
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>>735421306
>fork or spoon?
get on my level
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>>735422634
heresy
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>>735422634
what are those?
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>>735421306
hands.
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>>735422745
>what are those?
rly?
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>>735422641
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>>735422745
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Wait! How is this possible?
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>>735422828
is this sweet or salty?
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>>735422884
>>735422828
ok, thank you.
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>>735422911
>>735422884
Oh , ok.... so what the fuck.
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>>735422911
they are just marshmallows with colored sugar on the outside.
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>>735422911
>marshmallow + sugar + corn syrup...

'it is salty?'
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It works the same was as jet fuel and steel beams, I'm sure we can use this to find those damn lizards
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>>735418290
strands, STRANDS OF PASTA.

>a bowl of spaghetti
>a single strand of spaghetti


Christ, we gave you lardarses a language, kindly use it.

Fucking 'spaghetti noodle'. How can a country be so retarded. Italy is 4,700 miles from China.
>hurr durr long things are all the same

inb4 triggered.

I'm triggered
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>>735421306
>implying there is even a choice.
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>>735418769
see
>>735423442
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>>735417529
Cringed

Because Pasta is not used in every language.

In my country the word pasta doesn't exist, but we have a pretty similar word for noodles.
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>>735423100
Oh kewl, I got dubs
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>>735423754
Yes but noodles are generally produced differently than most pasta, E.G spaghetti, fusili
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>>735423492
does pic related work with maccaroni too?
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>>735423754
you think pasta is a word?
its a proper noun, it doesnt need to be translated you moron, in every language pasta is pasta
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>>735418664
Completely wrong.

Pasta can be made with or without egg. Asian noodles can be made with or without egg.

They are all essentially strands of flour and water.

Sounds fucking weird when Americans refer to pasta as 'noodles', but it's not actually wrong. Spaghetti, linguine, etc, are all essentially Italian forms of the noodle.

The more important issue is who the fuck would think it was worthwhile to stick some dried pasta through some cheap sausage. Amerifat housewives probably think they are gourmet when they do this.
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>>735424837
Some countries/languages do have different variations of the word "pasta" but most do just use that
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>>735422749

But WHY?!!
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>>735424837
>you think pasta is a word?
But it... is a word anon. And it isn't a proper noun. It's a regular noun. Nice derp-posting.
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>>735416225
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>>735424837

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Please tell me you're a troll...

Proper nouns are names. Steve. Paris. Barcelona. Etc.

If "pasta" were "pasta" in every language, we'd essentially only have one language. Apples would be apples everywhere, and not pommes in France, foe example.
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>>735424837
did your mother call you pasta?
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>>735424928
W H E A T
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>>735425472
Not to mention the fact that even proper nouns are different in different languages. (Florence in English, Firenze in Italian, etc.)

In a thread about a children's hotdog dinner, that dude really managed to make the dumbest post.
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>>735425626
but gooks use rice and buckwheat flour to make noodles, I dont think wheat even existed nativity in chink cities before european trading
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>>735421306

napalm.
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>>735423515
Like I care what that eurocuck sperg thinks.
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>>735425626
What are you trying to say, mongoloid? You can make noodles with any flour. Spelt flour, wheat flour, buckwheat flour, rice flour. It's still flour.

>>735425920
I think that's true. But they have been making wheat noodles for a long time. Chinese noodles in particular are mostly wheat ones.
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>>735423442
I feel it brother

I feel it
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>>735416225
I can stick my dick through a hotdog
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>>735416225
Why watches at 0 $?
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