>kill people >be punished for having fun >too short

>>735414145
your life if you were a murderer.

>Run around looking for stuff that other people will get when you get fucked over by rng

dishonored

Fallout 4

>beat game for first time
>gloat about it like you're a pro esports

Reposting from last thread
>weird dudes want to help you
>but in the end you nuke them

>play your own written story
>fuck enemies up with a MAG lite
>be awake

>>735414145
Define the punishment for having fun OP

>>735414634
everything goes wrong in the end

soccer with cars

>>735414613
Any dark souls game

Dwarf Fortress

>>735414145

>several failed dates
>weird goo things
>see the edge of reality

>>735414726
Locket Reague

>>735414532
Aye

>>735414673
that isn't a punishment that is a story
show me on the doll where the game hurt you

>make your own character
>no, don't give it a penis you unoriginal fuck
>grow up
>befriend or kill stuff
>become smartest
>conquer universe
>screw those cyborg midget cats
>42

>>735414746
spot on

>>735414613
Dark Souls

>>735414837
lol it was too easy tho

>you're some sort of dude god or something
>you have your own floating fucking temple
>you kill beasts of all types, fuck these look like clones of castlevania enemies
>oh shit I can build an entire civilization around this

>>735414613
Call of duty

>>735414889
key word: evolve

>>735414795
Persona

>>735414889
Spore!

>can't place that there, m'lord
>wood needed

>>735414145
>>735414145
GTA V

>>735415034
top kek this is so fucking true playing through 3 on my psp right now

you're some dude with a weird personality disorder

there's these kids and there's just fucking zombies all around and demons and crap

every citizen of this small town is weird

the sheriff is on some shit

>>735415080
WC3

>>735415057
SOMEONE GOT IT
i love you anon

>>735415139
No way jose

bald autistic man with down syndrome and a shitty tattoo kills people on behalf of a grocery store

>your a grey paint splat
>Eat shit to grow bigger
>Eventually eat space itself
>Spawned a sequel and a spin-off

>be teenager
>in prison
>lots of trains and train stations
>all of the girls love you
>talking cat

>>735415137
Deadly Premonition?

>>735414145
my penis

>>735414145

>be a man suffering from schizophrenia
>kill people and have seizures
>your friend changes job every fucking day and gives you free shit

>>735414145
Postal 2

>>735414616
Alan Woke as fuck

>>735415227
Hatred?

>not good
>have to work together
>too many sales

>>735414889
spore

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>>735414613
peggle

>be man
>get fucked
>robocop now
>where did gf go come back you bitch
>why am i in china
>why am i in the ocean
>fucking zombies now what
>what the fuck illuminati
>get fucked again

>>735415396
Nope.

Some girl leaves you in the middle of nowhere next to a lighthouse and you get so fucking high the next thing you know you're in the Confederate States of America and everyone want's to kill you for some reason.

>old game
>enslave animals to make profit
>Rhinoceros 21 can't reach the Hay
>Elephant 74 needs more space
>T-Rex 13 is in an inadequate environment
>end up releasing the animals and killing all of your guests

>>735415365
Correctus maximus

>>735414614
Fallout 3

We require more minerals
That needs to go in a power field
In the rear with the gear

>>735415426
deus ex obviously

>>735415461
bioshock infinite

>>735415461
Bioshock Infinite

>>735415461

bioshock infinite?

>>735415494
Nope

>>735415465
Zoo tycoon, my fellow man of culture.

>>735415522
>>735415531
>>735415532

Was it really that easy? Fucking fanboys over here.

Your best partner and childhood friend betrays you because he loves pussy. You both get some cool powers. You get an army of people of all kinds. There's this dude that just wants to kill people because it feels good and he's a nigga. He's not the final boss despite looking like a final boss.

Oh and 3/4 into the game your sister gets tired of all nonsense and wants you to live with her by the woods while everyone else just kills each other.

>>735414145
>gotta reform the team and save the world!
>lets just shoot each other instead!
>11/10 goty

>>735415572

never played bioshock, i just remember the trailer and the lighthouse meme

>>735415313
yep

>GTA but in the 60s
>secretly feel bad for killing the kkk in that one mission

>>735415572
The beginning was too obvious

>>735414616
Alan Wake.

>>735415465
Zoo tycoon

>>735415572
the lighthouse gave it away

>start alien invasion
>government becomes corrupt
>everybody adopts the aliens
>become vigilante
>kill hundreds of dudes and aliens

lesbo turns back time to get lesbo#2 to fall for her

>>735415604
OW

>full time job bombing walls and burning down trees
>dog man gives you money, unless he was very fond of his door.

>>735415635
mafia?

>>735415666
life is strange

>>735415635
Hotline Miami

>>735415666
LiS

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>>735415571
jesus christ the nostalgia
didnt' expect anyone to guess it
you're my special friend

>>735415666
winrar

>be a marine
>kill all types of aliens
>recite a psalm every step you take
>save the universe

>Scientists, push them into spinning deathtrap
>Ridiculous ties.

>>735415773
same thing goes to you >>735415656

>>735415662
Xcom2

>>735415830
halo

>Horror game tailored to your choices
>bunch of horny high school kids
>take annual winter trip to mountain cabin
>hayden panettiere
>yoga pants

>girls cum from your bejeweled skills

>>735415725
correct

>>735415878
hunie pop. i see you too are a man of culture

>>735415845
nope older

>>735415878
hunniepop or however the fuck you spell it

>>735415867
Until Dawn

>dad is lost
>look for dad
>go underground
>worms
>lots of worms
>it's fucking cold

>>735414614
New Vegas

>>735415835
HL mah nigga

>>735415859
nope

>>735415909
yeet

>>735414145
>get thrown in some unescapable prison
>made the prison escapable

>suicide jump from a high building
>you don't actually die
>kill guys in red
>lose your face

>>735415982
Nope, not Fallout series

>>735415953
lol yeah. what ever could it have been that gave it away

>>735415830
starcraft mah nigguh

>>735415867
Obscure

>>735415227
Gotta be god of war

>oh shit aliens are invading!
>hooray we fought them off and saved the world!
>no you didn't fuck you
>viva la resistance!
>why are we using bullets again?

>>735416019
The Escapists?

>>735415327
Hotline Miami ?

>Shawn!
>Shawn!!
>SHAWN!
>Shawn!

>>735416039
superhot

>>735416081
Try again

>>735414614
STALKER?

>>735415773
tell me about it.
> Small tank
> Orca 157 is unhappy

>>735416127
nope

>>735415227
Hitman

>>735416068
so close

>you open doors through the power of friendship
>your partners are literally a dog and a duck

>>735416082
hl2

>>735416117
Heavy Rain

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>>735416117

>>735416178
Bingo

>gotta come first
>bootleg smash mouth
>Whaooh! This beast still be under warranty!
If any of you niggas get this without cheating I swear to god

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>>735416080

>>735416088
nope
hint : nameless hero

>In metro
>Kill things
>Return to where you started

>>735416142
Close

>you just got fired from your cool job
>you're living in this super special building
>people are just fucking off from this place
>neighbors are silly and you solve all of their troubles because you have literally nothing else to do until you get your job back
>woah there was a murder here
>woah there were actually several
>woah my dad was killed here

>>735416162
>Leopard 62 needs more Grass
>add 2 tiles of grass
>Leopard 62 needs less Grass

>be in online mode
>spawn
>get assraped within seconds by "noskopez118"
>turn off game and put it back on shelf.
>curl up on bed naked and cry yourself yo sleep.

>>735416188
nope! but good guess actually, this could have applied to half life as well

>>735416253
metro 2033 or last light?

>hands with no arms
>kill rabbits

>>735416141
Another clue

>be deep in the woods
>only human contact is a lady over the walkie talkie
>get caught up in a really intresting mystery
>builds up towards something huge, possibly a government conspiracy
>literally nothing happens
>game ends

Boston baseball guy drinks sodas and hits angry russians

>>735416289
cod or bf

>>735416349
Firewatch

>>735416349
firewatch

>>735416349
Wirefatch

>>735416349
firewatch?

>>735416321
Rayman raving rabbids? That party game?

>>735416349
firewatch my nigguh

>>735416321
Rayman

>>735416321
rayman raving rabbids

>>735416410
yup

>>735416183
can nobody guess this one?

>>735416331
>protagonist named after his extra chromosome

>>735414145
Famous for engrish.

>get stuck in this weird building
>psycho robot makes you do whatever
>cool gun
>cake

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>>735414145
>kill drug addicts
>save girls

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>>735416447
I used to own it

>blown up by landmine
>stabbed by harpoon
>lose both legs
>your child dies
>you still don't fall off your bike

>>735416183
Banjo kazooie

>>735415137
Deadly Premonition?

>>735416289
Cod 9-phantom streak

>>735416515
protal

>>735416544
Happy Wheels

>>735416544
Happy wheels af

>stare at a historical map for thousands of hours

>>735416547
nope

>>735416468
PewDiePie legend of the brofist?

> ruined the franchise
>worse facial animations in the history of ever

>>735416581
>>735416589
bingo

>>735416537
bioshock 1 or 2

>>735416596
wrong

>>735416362
No guess?

>>735416191
Yeah

>>735416183
Kingdom Hearts?

>>735416537
bioshock 1/2

>>735414145
Midget screaming with armed explosives on-board.

>>735416612
me andromeda

>be space
>miss mom
>moms box found, its on a space ghetto
>fuck off spacenigger is killing everyone
>cant be killed
>plastic people are dicks
>crash space ghetto
>float off into the abyss

>waiting simulator
>pop bubbles
>watch everything turn red
>fuck you greenland
>sudden death
>you win

>caught by boarder patrol
>execution interrupted at last minute
>do you join up with those who pardoned you, or the resistance?
>screw that, gonna go steal things

>>735416681
yup :D

>snek
>burd

>>735416715
skyrim

>>735416715
Skyrim

>walk around
>asshole won't shut up

>>735416731
yooka laylee?

>>735416612
That game doesn't exist. I refuse to believe. Also third one ruined the franchise.

>>735416715
FC4

some black dude gives you shit about a train

>>735416705
Plague Inc or pandemic