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Weirdest Sexual Experiences Thread.
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>>735414111
my oncle have sucked my dick
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I came out as gay then fucked my best friend the next day
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>>735414111
Nice trips
Where to start. Only having anal sex / oral sex with 1st girlfriend. Rubbing my dick between 1st girlfriend's pussy lips but never penetrating in.
Not knowing for at least 4 years if I was still a virgin or not after my 1st girlfriend. Not giving a fuck if I was or not for another 4 years.
Having sex with 5th girlfriend for first time [fiance now]. Thinking I was in, but was actually thrusting her amazing thunder thighs. Cuming, her busting up laughing at me that I thought I was in. Re-questioning if I lost virginity in 07, or if I actually lost it in 2014 that day.
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had my shit eaten out of me for $250 while i was high out of my mind on poppers. honestly the most intense experience i've ever had and i loved it.
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>>735416037
I found my King.
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>>735416527
You paid him or he paid you?
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i 19yo
i was in a cannibal corpse concert
as ridicoulus as i was i had some piercings on the eyebrow and some earrings
some bitch appears from knowhere and statrs to rubb my ears saying some really nasty shit
she pullme out and locked me in a mobile bathroom
biatch had a 10/10 body i was hard as fuck
as soon as i barely touche her she started to scream like a pig in a slaughter house combined with the most weird moaning i ever heard
bitch mite me so fucking hard in the lower lip, i bled then she ripped bloody earring from my ear
painful as shit but i was so turned on that i started to bite her back, hard, like she was a fucking stake
bitch scream and moan louder
i took her pants away and she was hidding a fucking knife in her undies, so she grab the knife and cuts her chest and told me " lick it faggot!!!!!"
at this point i was having the weirdest boner buy i didnt want to lick her blod so i put her in some strange doggy position and bang it like a champion, and so i was in a stinky mobile bathroom, fucking a crazy bitch covered in blood in a very unconfortable position with hlaf of my ear away and the most strange noises can a woman made, so when we finished and exit the bathroom first thing i saw was a guy jerking off outside.
guy dindt stop when we exit he only stare at us
the bitch leave like nothing was happened and never see her again.
(sorry for my bad english)
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>>735414111
after breaking up with my girlfriend for two years. cause my of this girl in my new class ( prestudy i was 19 ). She really try to get me near her for two years. we have a wonderfull day. going for a walk. having fun. end in her room kissing stripping each other.. and start having sex. ..
than she just stops .. with all. laying like a board no voice no moving .. . i was so confused because my last girlfriend was a sex loving funny girl. i finished it.. need full two Hours befor she starts to speak again. dont want to speak about what just happend.
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>>735416527
Andy?
It was a better experience for him, trust me
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>>735416751
i was paid
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I defiantly define myself as straight, but around the age of 18 I hadn't had a gf and no one wanted my dick. This gay kid who I use to go to high school with texted me from no where to see how I was and then joked about sucking my dick which I declined..
Anyways a few nights later I was high and horny and texted said faggot if he still wanted to suck my dick, I tried to think as hard as I could that this wasn't a dude and it worked because we agreed to meet up next day. Anyway, the next day he sucked my dick, had a hard time cumming and everytime he touched me I got bad goosebumps.
He texted me the next day and I ignored his messages. I was, and still am, mortified from the experience and looking back I don't even know what was going through my head.
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>>735417875
what even, the hell?
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>>735418112
kek, you kinky /b/ asterd XD
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>>735414111
I fucked a girl with a penis
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>>735417875
She disassociated. She was probably raped maybe as a child. I had an ex that it would happen to. She'd get a far away look, she'd still go but she was gone.
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I just broke up with my hs gf of 5 yrs bc I just turned 21. Decided to go out with a friend, his gf (landwhale) & 2 of her landwhale friends. Got fucking trashed. Went to friends' gfs house & passed out. Woke up & 2 landwhales have my pants down trying to suck me off to get me hard enough to fuck me. They were snapping pics & I was in-&-out. Prolly woke 5 times to tell them to stop before I finally got up to walk home. Basically raped by 2 landwhales.
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>>735418775
No such thing faggot
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i once fucked one of my students with her parents in the next room, she might have been pretty young... want me to share? have pictures of her(non nude)
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>>735419083
Post them
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>>735418892
What, you don't think I have a penis? You think I'm a girl?
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ex was squirter
tied her up, used hitachi wand on her
kept making her cum, was awesome
starts begging me to stop
nope.gif
5 mins later
she shit herself
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>>735419145
she was my guitar student, i was 22 she was 15(legal where i live) and after maybe 5 sessions she told me she was in love with me, i couldn't help myself and played along
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>>735419467
Good shit
Wouldve smashed too
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>>735418775
>implying that girls can have penis
U fucking fucktard get ur sorry ass back to elementary school and repeat fucking biology class. If it have PENIS its a fucking MAN, WOMAN have VAGINA.
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>>735414111
There was this one time where I didn't have sex for 26 years. It was pretty crazy.
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>>735417875
after a few weeks of reconstructing the little details she gave me when we meet.
her Parents where prude assholes that never sexed educated there daugthers. So her first boyfriend just used her like a fuckdoll.
it hurts her. he just came over and tell her to do it now. called her useless if she had her period .. and so on.
and she though that it has to be like this and loving relationships are just a movie thing. cause "movies arent real" ( yay her parents told her this .. ). so she was realy afraid. getting stressed every time we where alone. or i just fucking care her a little. she cuts herself ( she does this bevor we came together/ no she wasnt a emo <- they dont exist when this was happend 15 years ago ). an dso one .. i spend years to get her out and that and working on that she likes her body again
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>>735419467
so i told her i had the exact same feelings and kissed her, she was down, so i started touching her, she was game, then i groomed her into giving me a bj and swallow. i saw her a couple of times more and she didn't learn much more on the guitar. cont?
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>>735414111
weirdest one : the non-existent.
i'm virgin
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>>735419807
Continue the story please
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>>735419802
I admire your patience to do it. I assume it was worth it and u are still together?
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>>735418264
>>735418825
it was like a rape as i wrote here >>735419802
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>>735419739
I'm 49 and virgin, but maybe you alread read multiple anectodes from my virgin life
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>>735420007
next time we met was in my apartment and she wanted to have sex, but was a virgin so i thought maybe i should take it slow but she was having non of that, she almost forced me to just plow her. nasty little girl. then the next session we had she insisted it would be at her house. turnsout she wanted to have sex with the risk of being cought, i don't think i have ever been that scared. she's only 1.6m were is i am almost 2 m and big of build with a full beard, so the image of us fucking would have killed her parent... great petite pussy though. cont to the anal part?
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>>735420496
Hell yeah
Lovin the story
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>>735420496
I don't understand the question. Go on, man
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dog looked at me when i was jackin it, decided to fuck the dog as punishment for staring
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>>735420496
go ahead
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>>735420032
we are. 15 years now, married for 7 years two sons ( five years, six in july and four years ). loving us passionately. need years for her to learn how to say no if she dont want but since she dont want to say no often ;-) . having way more fun in bed now than in any other time. little sad is that her body, mostly her breasts, have not passed the pregnancies well.
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My ex could literally only come through two things:
>Being facefucked hard during a 69 while I ate her out slowly
AND
>Being spat on.
I shit you not. Sometimes she'd just want me to pin her down, sit on her chest and spit on her face over and over while she came like a fountain, squirting everywhere with zero manual stimulation. I shit you fucking not. Weirdest shit I've ever seen. Also took no pleasure from penetrative sex and only did that for me, I did the spitting thing in return for her. Top that.
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>>735414111
Once I got fucked by a cop in his squad car while he was in uniform
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fucked a fattie with no rubber once, i didn't even ask her name.
she found me on fb months later and said she's preggers, i just blocked her.
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>>735420758
good to hear that /b/ro. You shold bring more sons to the world and rise them in such proper way.
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Went out to a bar with my boss, got incredibly hammered and went home with her. Made for a real rad work environment and ended up leaving the job almost immediately after.
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>>735417868
Wat
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>>735420196
good on ya mate. Fuck the life-cultists. There is no excuse for the abuse of conscious experience. Sex is just an addiction you're born with.
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>>735420496
next time was at my place again. i was starting to see that i was in over my head, something was messed up about her, really messed up... so she came by, she didn't even have her guitar and she told me that she had a surprise. she didn't think one virginity was enough, she had "another hole" as she put it. my blood ran cold as i could clearly see she was gonna keep fucking escalating this. she went into my bedroom before i could answer and told me to wait until she was ready for me to come in... she called me and was on my bed with her tiny ass in the air, nude, and said to me "use me". i couldn't help myself, so i went for it, dry. i had never tried anal before and had no idea what i was doing... she cried out and i stopped, she clearly didn't want me to stop so i just tried again, and again and again. Then when it felt like my cock was gonna bleed she said i could try licking her brown star...
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saw my sister being fucked and cummed in by our dog once through the window, i was very confused but still fapped to the thought later
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>>735421285
i tried so hard to explain myself, sorry XD
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>>735421509
Did you anon? Continue
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>>735420929
thx .... hehe sound like a good boy scout ..
dont tell the part were i just breaking up with my girlfriend bevor her. we both lost our virginity to each other. having planned our whole life.
and than i go to the new scool meet my wife there. and breaking up with my girlfriend .. it nearly kills her .. like for real she lost the halve of her wight getting depressed . ( what she told me when we meet ... dont know if it is all real )
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>>735421509
i did and she was loving it. it felt like forever, but still the sweetest thing i have ever tasted. sorry if that sound super pervy. then i went for it again with my cock, hard, and i came in with another scream of pain. now she was crying, like really crying not just because of the cock that just slammed into her, i had triggered something, so again i stopped. she then begged me to continue so i did, thinking about my life in the mean time. fuck. then i told her i had to cum, so she just pulled it out still crying and i saw that my dick had small shit stains on it and that anal in real life is a bit different from the porns. but she didn't care, crying she put it in her mouth and i came like never before... after that she just kept crying while begging to take her clothes back on and left without saying anything.
i have never been so weirded out, never saw her again and don't think i can ever forgive myself.... Would you guys have done the same?
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>>735417868
Oh god, someone please screen cap this with the first reply i lol'd so hard
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>>735422178
yep
and i speak for ALL of us
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>>735422178
you destroyed her life - sicko.
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foreskin bro. tore my frenulum which is basically a small vein. gushed blood into her pussy. still rock hard and it kept leaking blood. finally realized I had to put this pupper down or it wouldn't stop bleeding. applied pressure got it cleaned up. it healed into scar tissue.
blood all over my flooring stained the carpet. told family I had a bloody nose. gf is still cool to this day.
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>>735422392
i am pretty sure she was damaged good before i was with her?
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>>735422178
Good story anon, really enjoyed it.
You gotta move past this bro. She wanted it clearly. But just for the sake of experience, I would've done the same. Why was she crying if it had nothing to do with anal sex?
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>>735422499
clearly, dont get guilted by faggots just bc you finally spilled ur guts. good on ya
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>>735422550
past trauma maybe, i don't know, regret of the moment maybe?
>>735422623
yes good on me i guess<3
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>>735418047
probably but doesnt detract how good it was for me
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>>735419713
Women have vaginas, a woman has a vagina
you fucking fucktard. Get your sorry ass back to elementary school and repeat fucking English class.
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>>735419346
Incredible.
She cam so hard she shit.
I have new goals in my life.
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>>735422178
I was waiting for the part where someone opens the door, get on the floor, and everybody walks the dinosaur
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Got a handjob/blowjob from my gf back in highschool while seeing a movie. Her mom was sitting directly in front of us.
The movie? 30 Days of Night
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>>735422813
i thought it through, i think what happened was awesome, just from the memory i get super fucking hard
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>>735423385
was just writing it
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>>735423857
im jealous tbh. i have no other sexual experiences other than with my gf of 5 years who i am about to marry
so i lurk these threads
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>>735414111
Why watches at 0 $?
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>>735415113
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>>735420496
>>735420007
>>735419807
just shows that all girls, even petite cutesy innocent girls, are sluts and will cheat on you the moment you leave the house
no point to this world
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>>735414111
I was in a relationship whit my stepsister for 2 years
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>itt illiterate samefagging
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>>735424140
I bought one (Jet black). They are okay but not Not very qualitive. They make money Out of shipment (the shipment Costs maybe the half). Quality: the Minute Cursor Springsteen Back everytime the second Cursor moves. They are pretty light. They are worth their money for 13$ but you dont have to expect something with high value
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>>735424162
That's a touching story, but uncle Pete should've went to jail.
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>>735424454
nice try same fagging but nobody is putting their credit card info into that fake as fuck site.
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>>735424071
but isn't that just torture? lurking seeing what you will never have?
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had some fun with ex:
at her cousin's wedding... get super drunk. later in the hotel room i take her anal virginity (she was 26 at the time, i never thought i'd get to go in. kept drinking. ended up with poop on my dick. later we pissed all over each other and the hotel room. neither of us came which we fixed with the shittiest hangover sex the next morning
same girl: in a cabin in woods. she wakes me up in the middle of the night. handcuffs me, fingers me and sucks me until i cum. definitely into it.
again: I came over and she's drunk. starts rubbing all over me, I'm not that into it and I'm sick of dealing with her drunk ass. she mistakes my boner for consent and just takes off my pants and starts sucking me. leads me to the bedroom, mounts me cowgirl and tries to fuck her super tight dry asshole with my not that small dick. shit hurt
miss that kinky sexy mind and body, not the asshole personality
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>>735424282
she was a sex freak, would want me to fuck her for hours straight but it was hard at the time i was also kind of young but not younger.
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>>735419467
are you from Spain by any chance?
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>>735422178
Probably a fantasy of hers to get fucked anally. It was a big deal and she took a while processing it.
Don't worry, you didn't do anything bad.
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>>735424749
nay. my wife is pretty open to me experimenting at some point in our relationship She let me make out with her best friend when we were rooming with her. I have the patients of a saint from other things in life, and life itself is a waiting game soooo more waiting =].
i do however have very strong sexual desires ranging from ones that are aggressive/rapey, desire to groom someone from early teens, and im bisexual.
i will admit though, that understanding my prison and its extent has offered me nothing but time to think. 'plan a sexual bank robbery' so to speak
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>>735425078
be more specific
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>>735414111
I guess my whole life is abnormal
From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.
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>>735425313
no, she isn't native if you are going by her looks
>>735425329
i could see that being the case, who the fuck knows what goes through a 15 year old girls mind.
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>>735422623
That story was fucking nuts
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i consider myself straight but i lost my virginity to the school goth faggot because i was drunk and horny as fuck at a party.
Still haunts me today, i havent told my wife about this thing nor noone else. my sex life is a lie
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>>735426448
does it eat you up inside to have such a secret hidden from your best friend?
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>>735415384
Nothing wrong with that. How was it a worst experience?
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>>735426448
I lost my male virginity to a guy in the toilets at high school. He used liquid soap on his (pretty huge) dick, then tried to force it into my arse. Hurt like fuck.
Lost my female virginity to a girl called Hairy Claire. When I was 19.
So now I've got a fetish for hairy women and painal.
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>>735426548
not everyday, but yes, probably im bisexual. but i cant accept it. alcohol helps repress the feelings also failed life in general
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>>735427033
Dude, stop being angsty about being bi. No one who matters gives a shit. You rubbed your happy bits with another dude, you had fun, no one got hurt, it's all good.
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>be 13
>humping my friend's thigh gap while his while his dick poked my belly button
>told him it felt like pussy and it would make me cum and he giggled and said do it
>also the time he came in my mouth
those were weird for me because I'm straight
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>>735422469
A frenulum is not a vein you virgin faggot.
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>>735427391
Im so fucking ashamed, and yes its true, i shouldnt be angsty nor hate myself for what i did.
its all in the head.
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>be 12 year old me with awesome long hair
>look 16 years old with awesome long hair
>go to mexico with the fam
>from cali, cant drink there
>look 16 to bartenders in mexico, fuck it
>first time drunk didnt know what was going on
>met some girl at resort bar thats 16
>is she actually 16 or 12?
>be 12 and dont get laid
>next day see her again
>still dont get laid, but more booze
>third night we in hot tub
>bartender gets in hot tub
>lowkey mad bartender hitting on girl
>girl takes off shirt
>kisses me
>kisses bartender
>demands we have sex
>whoever doesnt finish gets to have sex with her
>declines to do it
>watches them have sex
>now i have to lose my virginity here
>or at least in this place
>holy shit shes actually like 25
>and her fiance shows up
>bartender doesnt stop
>go back to mexico at 16 to finish the job
>lost virginity in that hot tub
>contracts STD from foreign country
>fml
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one time I put my penis in a ladies vagina
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>>735427843
>its all in the head.
Also in your butt
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>>735427963
kek, never had any cock in my ass
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>>735414111
Jerked off in front of my male cousin.
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>>735424162
Is this shit real? They teach you to have a fucking sit down therapy with uncle molester instead of calling the cops?
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I lost my virginity to a masochist.
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had gf when I was 16, she was 15
would meet up (lived a decent distance apart) and walk around town, usually end up in the park in the evening when it was dark and I'd either finger her or she'd give me handjobs
didn't even realise how weird it was till years later
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>be on dating site
>start asking girls if dtf
>one of them is down
>fuck it
>head to her place
>start small talk
>get on bed with her
>start sucking muh dick
>damn bih
>bitch starts kissing my stomach
>uhh ok.. whatevs
>want some tits so I pull her up
>tits taste salty wtf
>tits always taste sweet
>ugh whatevs
>wait what the fuck was that
>while on top I feel a bump under her pajamas
>awww fuck man
>stop for a bit
>say I wanna use the restroom
>come back she's laying facing the wall so I come behind her
>strat grabbing tits and slowly start going down to her pussy
>mfw no pussy
>Its a fucking trap
>bolt out of there asap
>I try to always be careful every time i hook up online now
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>>735430248
This is the most normal thing in the world
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>move to city for university
>have girlfriend but she still lives in hometown
>first week of class, no friends
>Polish girl in class
>blonde, smoking hot body butter face
>we sit together, she just moved to the UK no friends
>make plan to hang out later
>I am innocent guy and love my gf
>go to her flat with some beers
>her flat mates are having a party in the kitchen/lounge so we hang out in her room
>drink beers and watch movie
>she shows me a weird Polish lingerie catalogue that she modeled for
>I'm still not getting the hint
>watching a movie on her bed, laying next to her
>she takes my hand and starts giggling and then puts my finger in her mouth
>it finally clicks, but I feel bad because I love my gf
>I tell her I have a gf
>she says I don't have to do anything I don't want to
>she sucks my finger more, and puts her other hand into her shorts
>I'm sort of just pretending to watch the movie (think it was full metal jacket)
>she starts fingering herself and rubbing her clit
>she goes to town on herself for about 5 minutes, she sucks my finger more, and puts her face next to mine, breathing heavy and moaning in my ear
>she cums really hard, biting down on my finger
>pretend to be watching movie because awkward
>she apologies and blushes a little afterward.
>watch the rest of the movie with a rock hard cock
>movie finishes, I get up to leave, she gets up and hugs me, pushing her hips and grinding her mound on my cock
>she kisses me and says she had fun
>I go back to my room, message my gf that we need to 'talk'
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>>735430897
Wasted an opportunity dude.
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>>735414111
"Fingered" my older cousin in the shower once. I was like 11 and she was like 16 at the time. Don't remember how we ended up in the shower together but I had swimming trunks on and she was naked. I remember spanking her ass as a joke because I was nervous and she didn't react. Then I poked her asshole with my finger and she didn't react. Then I somehow ended up rubbing her pussy. I was semi aware it was something sexual but I can't say I was fully aware of what I was doing. Somehow we just stopped and ended up showering instead
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>got rejected by a girl in vegas.
>went home with a guy.
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>>735414111
Got a handjob from Tilda Swinton once. It was pretty awkward and left me with a bit of a softdom fetish
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>17
>Still living with parents, have a day off
>Have an on/off gf
>We're in the house, parents are out, so we're obviously fucking
>Go at it twice (ahhh to be young) in my bedroom
>She makes a dash to bathroom to get tidied up
>Put on a Family Guy DVD to fill out background noise
>Shut bedroom door, standing up and just kinda stretching
>Hear movement from corner of room
>Little sister (14) steps out of closet, shocked to see me
>Ask her what the fuck she's doing and how long she's been in there
>Says she heard me in the house earlier and hid in the closet to jump out and scare me but then heard my gf was there and it was too awkward
>Gf still in bathroom and I'm standing there naked with a semi talking to my little sister
>Tell her to leave quickly and pretend she's just come home
>Turns out I fucked twice in front of my little sister, and she heard me talking dirty to my gf and smacking her ass
Every interaction with her was awkward for like 5 years
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>>735414111
a chubby thick milf at my new job eats my ass and let's me fuck her every day when our building is empty. Sucks my dick and makes me cum in her oat meal in the parking lot. Her favorite thing to do is save up the cream pies I give her. She's dirty.
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>>735414111
I suppose the night when I got fucked for the first time (I'm a male). I went to a threesome where two guys basically took turns on fucking me. I wasn't super satisfied with that because it ended kinda abruptly so like 15 minutes later I went to the third guy who pretty much violated me. He dressed me up, fingered me, rimmed me and just fucked me kinda violently while biting my ear. Then he finally finally face fucked me and came on my face. That time I left satisfied, so satisfied in fact that I'm still seeing that guy :)
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>>735433036
so u fuked her right
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anyone here ever work on a dairy farm and put your dick in one of the milker things?
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>>735416527
What are poppers?
Was it cool?
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>>735431487
you got more?
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>>735417868
wow
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Not weird but being a straight guy in a relationship with a woman for 4 years. Tonight like some nights, I'm drunk, high, home alone, and I'm fucking myself with a dildo. I don't like men just getting fucked. Nobody else knows.
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>>735420920
My nigga. I've been there
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>>735414111
Fooled around with a guy I'd known for a couple months after a night of heavy drinking. Rode his dick until I came, then sucked him off after I couldnt take him anymore. 10/10, great experience but was super weirded out when I woke up the next morning.
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>>735425622
That's sad. Tits or get the fuck out tho
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>>735430248
That's not weird it's just most 16 yo have a car to do this shit in
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>>735432275
Faggot
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>>735425390
At the same time I both think you are autistic and feel identified to you
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I went out with some gorgeous bitch I met downtown but she just kissed me and didn't let me fuck. Kinda drunk and decide to go to porn shop and rub out a nut in the viewing booth. I lock the door behind me and feed the arcade a few dollars and start stroking. A few minutes pass buy and all of the sudden some guy walks right into my booth. I put my cock and my pants and ask him to leave. He's some big 6'5 guy and asks if I needed any help. I told him no and to get out. He leaves and I get back to stroking. This faggot pops his head back in and asks if I was sure.. I said fuck it and asked if he had a condom..
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Running train on a girl I grew up with (now an escort) with my 2 friends.....
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>>735414111
The clerk woman at the gas station i frequent gave me her number, we hooked up and she tried to put her pinkie in my urethra in exchange for anal. It was too painful.
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>>735439623
Sean?
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>>735439835
Nope
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I only had this one girlfriend who clearly had some kind of mental blockage regarding sex. She'd get horny as all hell, but then after fucking for 30 minutes she wouldn't be able to cum. And it wasn't me (not that I cared, my dick is above average and I fuck long and hard, so my ego was intact), she told me she was never able to achieve orgasms with any of her partners. She'd sometimes randomly ask for weird shit, like she wanted me to rape her. I calmly explained to her the logical mistake behind her request and instead I told her we could try role playing or some shit like that, which I think is retarded but was willing to try to satisfy her. She once told me she wanted me to "fuck her unlovingly", like we didn't know each other. Again, I tried my best to satisfy her weird desires. I always ended up fucking her for 20 minutes straight, she was a small girl, I'm almost 2m tall and my dick is like 18cm, so her pussy would look like a yawning bear every time we finished fucking.
Aside all this, she was fucking perverted, she'd take a big cock up her ass (would be for it) and then, at the same time, she'd stick a can of deodorant up her pussy. It was marvelous to see how this petite little latina would do the nastiest shit, dripping juice from her pussy, but never actually be satisfied. It made me very anxious, although, after a year or so I learned to live with it.
Years later I found out she had been mildly molested by her creepy uncle (I think he sniffed some of her panties or some shit like that) and that seemed to have a very negative effect on her, something related with guilt. So, she'd ask for me to rape her so she could enjoy sex without feeling guilty.
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Fucked a pregnant gal I met at a friends party. She was really hot and really far along so her hormones were fucking crazy. I fucked her hard which was nice because no condom required. Came deep into that pussy. As I was getting dressed her water broke and I dropped her off at the hospital. No idea what became of her and the kid but I fucked a girl into going into labor and a baby came out with my cum in its hair.
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Be me, Sr. in HS. True Story. Went in search of an adult book store. Cheap sleezy place. Older dude, mid-30's talks me into watching a x-rated movie. Nervous, excited, creeped out at the same time, proceeded. Both of us start hacking off, I'm not all that into it. My first experience was with a guy, many many years prior, so I was curious. Probably secretly wishing I would blow him, but he turns me around, starts playing with my cock & ass. I'm liking it, so I just enjoy. Next thing I know he rams his cock into my virgin ass & it hurt like a mother fucker. Luckily he didn't last long, and he blew a load in my ass. I was filled with shame & disgust, as I wiped a giant load of cum out of my ass, with him sitting there smiling. I quickly left, mad that I never got a dirty magazine to jack-off to. It was years later before I realized that he raped me.
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>>735440039
Cool story bro !
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This one time I got it on with a mtf trans
She was was on top, and I couldn't tell if she put it in her ass or pussy
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>>735439782
Get some Heger Sounds.
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>>735436863
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Get a bigger one. You'll love it.
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got into a weird love triangle in high school, where a brother and his sister both wanted to fuck me. They ended up being insanely jealous of each other. He gave the better blow job, but she was a great fuck.
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>>735440199
lol
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>>735426672
Probably the whole gay thing.
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> 2012
> Messed up on cheap vodka and spice
> Me, my gf (at the time), and her 4/10 friend that I've fucked before
> Said friend was total slut bag
> She straight asks my gf if she can eat her pussy
> Gf is thrilled because she loves getting oral
> They end up naked
> I'm naked
> Sitting there stroking it
> Friend begs me to fuck my gf
> Gf then decided she's done
> Wtf
> Fucked the friend after gf passed out so w/e
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>>735436863
I don't like men either. Dudes are gross but the idea of getting fucked by a super nice cock seems hot, especially if a hottie girl was to take my load as I was getting fucked from behind!!
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>>735416037
>whale spotting: anon's sex life
kek
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>>735430897
Trapped by a trap? Just remember, twist an pull. They'll think twice about pretending to be anything other than a dude ever again.
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when I was 18 and lonely/super horny, I contacted some chick on craigslist looking for a younger guy. I emailed her, and she was totally alright with me. She asked if it was alright if I came in her, and I obviously agreed. We met at a nearby italian restaurant so we could talk and meet for the first time, and it turns out she was a rich girl who had her own architecture firm in her mid twenties because her family was loaded as fuck. She had a boyfriend that was in the US because he was getting his doctorate, and they agreed that they could both have one FWB while they were seperated. Fast forward to the day we agreed on her coming to my place
>about 9pm
>she is in the lobby of my building, I come down and bring her inside.
>she sits on my couch, we talk a little, super awkward
>she says 'I don't have too much time, lets get this done
>she takes off her dress, pulls down my shorts and says 'oh' starts sucking me off
>she was either surprised I was already rock hard, or that my dick is completely average sized
>she succ me, it's some good shit
>take of her panties, go down on her
>she tasted good, very clean, not a single hair down there
>I stick my dick in her and start going to town for a good half hour
>she gets a call on her phone, answers it while riding me
>its her driver, he was going to pick her up in 20 minutes
>hyper drive mode
>start pounding super quick while rubbing her clit
>she's going crazy, squirming and making lots of noise
>grabs my hand that was rubbing her clit
>"stop making me cum, I can barely handle it"
>keep pounding for a while, I'm getting sweaty and shit
>"fill me with your hot sticky load"
>I cum in her while in missionary, she lifts her ass a little, while grinding her hips into my dick
>holy fuck, that felt amazing. First time I ever came in a girl
>she says she'll call me
>never does :^)
>never had a girl fuck as crazy as her.
the story itself isn't that weird, but she didn't want me to kiss her for some reason, which was weird
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>>735442462
Sounds like a dream minus the ''strictly FWB'' part.
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>>735414111
>be me, 8-10 yrs old
>hang out with friend
>he starts talking about his "peepee"
>I say ewww
>he had this weird idea that we should dock dicks
>commence docking
Dunno what the fuck we were doing but shit felt good
>we finished by peeing into each other's Weiner hole since that's what we thought cumming meant
We didn't realize what we did until 3 or 4 years later
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>>735442462
she wanted a baby bruh
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>>735422623
One of those stories where literally everyone involved is total shit.
still hot as balls, though. poor fucking cuck.
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I never felt anything when I had sex for the first time. I expected it to feel so good that my body starts to shake but none of that happened. It was as if my dick was numb. But at least my gf at the time was enjoying it and honestly that made me happy. Still sad that I have never experienced an orgasm via sexual intercouse
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>>735443842
I used to be in that situation. I had literally never cum except by my own hand. Then I found a chick willing to whip the condom off and busted my biggest nut ever.
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>>735414111
> Visiting my girlfriend's family in Toronto
> mom is super Irish catholic
> sorry anon, you'll have to sleep on the couch downstairs.
> fml.jpg
> girlfriend sneaks down to living room around 5 am
> wake up with her lips around my cock.
> awwwyisss.jpg
> whisper to her "doesn't your dad get up soon?"
> not for another few minutes, we have time.
> she climbs on me and starts grinding hard.
> she's wet as fuck, super turned on
> dad walks down the stairs.
> morning anon, morning daughter.
> Im balls deep in her and about to cum
> panic, pull out
> hnnnnggggg.jpg
> shoot a massive load all over his daughters legs as he's standing there.
> wtfwtfwtf.jpg
> convinced I'm about to die.
> he just shrugs and goes, "make sure you clean up before your mom wakes up. If you leave a mess on the couch, she'll be pissed.
> goes to work.
Actually a hell of a rush, but the weirdest reaction ever - if I walked in on my daughter getting spackled by some anon, I'd hit the fucking roof.
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>>735431487
she probably didn't cum that hard
probably putting on her little mating dance performance for you after she found out you had a girl. She likes the competition. By not giving in that night, you win.
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>>735444251
Nice but we did eventually fucked bare and i still felt indifferent
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>>735444396
Lol holy fuck! Nice...
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>Use Tinder for the first time
>Match with a 7/10
>she's 5 years older than me
>20 here and she's 25
>hit it off and talk through the night
>after flirting for a few days she wants to meet
>tells me first that she is engaged and her fiance is totally cool with an open relationship
>he's a bisexual that fucks twinks more than he fucks her.
>agree and meet her and her fiance
>he's wearing a fucking black trenchcoat and the first thing he references after meeting me is some harry potter bullshit
>after eating dinner together we go to their apartment
>barely talk to the guy and focus on her
>he leaves to go on a date with another twink
>we fuck for the next few hours in their bed and end up breaking it since it's cheap ikea furniture
>he comes back while we are still doing it and knocks on the bedroom door and peaks in
>"how are you guys doing?"
>"uhhhh good?"
>"Let me know if you want any drinks!" and he closes the door
>keep fucking his fiance.
>after i'm done I get dressed and leave
>the best sex of my life was with another mans wife to be
fucking cucks dude. pathetic.
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>>735442967
it was pretty damn nice, not gonna lie.
>>735443089
meh. Even if I did knock her up, I was using a throwaway email, I live in a different city now, and have a different phone number. it would be funny if I did knock her up though, give her boyfriend a cuck-baby
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>>735434586
Aaaww! :)
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The only consensual sexual experience I've had.
It was my birthday in 2014 and I had been on Craig's list all night trying to find a trap to fuck. I finally found one around 4 am. I stopped for condoms and finally made it to the apartment around 6. I go inside and we makeout, I take off my shirt. She/he could tell that I was anxious, I was nervous (I hid a pair of scissors in my pocket for protection) just in case things went south. I proceed to take off my shorts and put on a condom, the lighting was dark and sensual. Candles were lit. i proceeded to fuck her/him. He/she had a thong on and pushed it to the side., it was hot. The most fulfilling feeling washed over me as if I had lifted the biggest burden of my life. I came within 10 minutes. I took my condom off and he/she took it. Then I awkwardly left lol.
And that's the story of me turning 19.
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> jolly ranchers
Naw but once I was eating out my girl and her side dudes creampie was still there. Now I'm bi I've eaten cum before so the taste was nothing to me. But its how I found out she was cheating on me. Took a shot and hate fucked her for 20 minutes then forced anal (she secretly loves anal) for about 5 minutes n came in her ass. Haven't touched her since and that was 2 years ago but were still together but just not exclusive anymore.
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>>735419346
I lost. Baha
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>>735445851
Birthday to remember.
My 19th I fucked a fat Jewish chick I met river rafting that day. We fucked in her 1972 land hatch of a car. I came about 20 times that night. Cheers.
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>>735445851
Why te fugg do traps take my condoms anon? Its always the most awkward part of hookups. Te fuck could they need the condoms for I can trash it as easily as they can
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>>735445494
He's not a cuck if he's too busy getting laid more than his fiance
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>>735447094
I suppose so. Still felt weird to fuck a guys fiance while he was in the other room.
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When I was a teenager, before dropping my girlfriend off at her very conservative parents house, we went to the side of the house and I fucked her neck. Not her throat. Her neck, from the side, while she looked downward to make it tighter. Just sorta happened. Felt good. Haven't done it since.
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>>735445851
>The only consensual sexual experience I've had.
That implies nonconsensual experience was had. Were you giving it or taking it?
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>>735447920
I fuck my girl in odd spots too. She said its like making her belong to me. My fave spot is between her thighs.
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