vocaroo thread

>>735394709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X36y2ElAAe

Mack the boy is a jew

>>735395978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bn1bGWzOxr

>>735393594
read this you slut "The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this, some are good some are bad some are a mix; but the good ones don't ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together and evil is always defeated. Because good is so much stronger. And we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it- there's at least twelve dimensions. And now that's all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying it's a false hologram, it is artificial, the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe. That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in a computer program, some God's mind, whatever. They're proving it all, it's all coming out."

>>735396436
how bout no since you called me a slut~

>>735396859
I want my money back, dumb whore.

>>735393594
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

>>735393594
Have I told you about that time that I played with my shithole using a lincoln log?

>>735393594
STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!

>>735393594
Oh, come on, Lister! Laugh, laugh, laugh. Chuckle, guffaw, giggle. That's Rimsy and Listy!

Yeah, you like my feet you little pervert?

>>735397008
whatever

>>735397079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00BXqSzZC7N

>>735397376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hnOtKMlGdW

>>735397424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bd4T68BWHI

>>735397277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aOaFVmZcgm

>>735396859
Could you do it for me instead? I read it in my mind and it sounds interesting.
>Even though I couldn't comprehend half that shit I read

Mmm, you want to put THAT big thing in my tight pussy?~

>>735397875
x3 fine since you ask it nicely and dont call me a slut or whore tho I might fuck up xD sorry ahead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1atLFmonl9H

>>735397905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDRRXYJqKB

>>735397424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B0NkyBLGlr

>>735398165
Thanks!

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

Onii-chan it's too big

Gee, thanks for skipping my request. Fuck you, OP.

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Can you do pic related in the most Southern accent you could do? I'm building a voice collection on this pic for GET threads and I've already got one so far

>>735398293
x3 np

>>735398367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZyBXLclJF

>>735398305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YptXVmCAQN

>>735398358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19KLabhuhcn

>>735398637
Thanks OP!

>>735398367
uh sorry which is your request if its the lincon log one then i skipped it for a reason

what's your accent, OP

>>735398431

xD excuse me but how does a southern accent sound like since im from the europe?

>>735398679
you are welcome dear

>>735398717
a mix of croatian and dutch

>>735398738
Sounds like a cowboy would
>Yeehaw!
>Ride 'em cowboy!
Like that. You could just say it how you normally would if you want, it doesn't matter.

>>735399475
hmm ok ill try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10DA8IqOhnw

im fucking horny say something hot

>>735400316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPMwY2b5my

>>735399642
It's perfect. What would it sound like if you said it in your normal voice?

>>735400594
Thanks OP. Not a faggot.

>>735393594
Sing this in the loli voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

>>735400664
XD hmm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5VPbqiOPY

>>735400782
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
;-; are you serious

>>735400677
x3 np~

>>735401190
pleeaase dew it

>>735401348
XD you have asked me this 4 times before and i said no cause it makes me feel uncomfortable

>>735401513
o-o i did in my normal voice?

>>735401734
Still the same one?
Dammit I must have bad luck. Okay I will delete it and post it again to ask any other femanon, if she would do it. Sorry

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>>735401962
Request: Could another femanon than OP describe what perverted things she would do with these shota boys in her normal voice? But be as detailed and dirty as possible.

>>735401962
tho why so you want someone describe this stuff so badly to you I dont anyone will

>>735402217
maybe because i enjoy straight shota.

Please say this "Kusen please, stop fap and join discord"

>>735402383
o3o but why

>>735402411
XD lol shush im on discord atm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GQ6Z2FMHeB

>>735396436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z7XGFH1Dio

yes anon-chan.use me. use me until you fucking break me!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pCvpVBnjFM

>>735402506
Ahahaha perfect thanks xD

>>735402584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zMPcmDC4V9

>>735402613

XD no probs!

>>735402612
fun fact im using my shitty pc XD sorry bout that sir!

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>>735402436
It's kind off a fantasy I like to think about.

>>735402810
I like how she won't do your request but will gladly question your kinks, my dude

>>735402810
oooooooh but did anyone umm do your request?

>>735402848
Honestly, I don't mind it.

>>735402848
XD im curios! hush

>>735402890
Well since there were no other vocaroo threads except for yours, the answer is no.

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>>735403016

>>735401763
I think so but it was only 2 seconds long. Could you do it again?

Could you please say :"Well, looks like I better vest up tonight!" in a comedic tone?

>>735403016

aww

>>735403250
>.< must I? I'm kinda in the middle of a song

>>735403576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16BLU4sxWqu

>>735393594
"I want to fuck Armed Donkey!" plz and ty

>>735403909
thankies

>>735404015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgvd7K0M2j

>>735404218
XD np

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pMfjlGusHi

>>735404224
armed donkey, not "an armed donkey", ty for the effort though

>>735404443
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pMfjlGusHi
sorry

moan an say "dont pull out"
is that your real voice?

Genkku is cute weird faggot

>>735404677
np
[spoiler]do again plz!!![/spoilerdoesntworkonb]

>>735404859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mp1k3Y8wZe

>>735404224

could you call me a good boy and really mean it? please

>>735402612
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pCvpVBnjFM
u got discord or steam?

>>735405403
yes http://steamcommunity.com/id/Durham123

>>735405403
yes I got discord

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>>735405403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fj4l9xUqcr
>>735405598
ignore this fuck

>>735405686
name?

Op say "anon you better eat that pussy"

>>735405289
sure http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJwoRxb7Zi

>>735405884

thank you so much!

>>735405884
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJwoRxb7Zi
can u say "Harder daddy james"

>>735393594
I read that first as 'bitch I'm saiyan'

>>735405796
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fj4l9xUqcr
Ninster#1429

>>735405826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006Z8xyrU8a

>>735405884
Say "it's okay, you can cum inside"

>>735406228

wtf different voice

>>735405949
np

>>735406254
yes say dis

>>735405961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12li9jmzEIU sorry xD i couldnt stop laughing also :3 im leaving discord is being awesome atm

>>735406254
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hoVxxqCihY

>>735406592
You're fucking good

>>735406592
"no, you're not cumming" in the same tone please please

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Anyone wanna erp with me? My friends say I have a pretty sexy male voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nOiGojMtAE

>>735406713
:3 thanks XD now May I please go back to my discord call

>>735406769
Nigga calm down

>>735406858
You may, thank you <3

>>735406769

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXQIiJf8bN

>>735404859
not op but i wanted to try this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sUICgJLhNF

>>735407101
fuckin ell

>>735398431
Sorry for my shitty laptop mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXXSXEzK4v

>>735407270
huh?

>>735407101
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXQIiJf8bN
Do a palpatine voice

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pls

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>>735396436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08C6iDvjooQ

>>735408321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Ry3sse5Fn
here ya go :3

"Ew anon why are you being so creepy"

>>735408612
Except for your moan at the beginning, legit was amazing.

>>735408321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vpSwA84yPU
who would say that!

>>735393594
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X36y2ElAAe
you're SUCH a HUUUUGe faggot pomelo you should like totally kill yourself teehee

pls senpai

>>735408746
Lol, I have no idea why, but hearing it actually said is amazing. Not for a sexual reason, but a pure comedic one.

>>735408735
kek that wasn't even a moan that was me breathing like a serial killer

>>735408882
if someone said he was gonna do that to me, id look him dead in the eyes and get off of bed

>>735408698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s177z1WHLPAQ

>>735408321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YpaQBiZMcO

>>735409115
you need a job as a narrator or for doing voice overs

>>735409115
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YpaQBiZMcO
>>735409204
Agreed
Fucking, making that my phone ringtone.

>>735409204
>>735409249
Aww thank you, I totally want to do that but I don't know where exactly to look. In the meantime I'll do more hentai quotes if you have any.

>>735408321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iL2leYqkBf

>>735409416
Oh god, this one made me laugh, I loved it.

>>735409469
ty hope you like my $3 mic

>>735409416
cant believe someone could say it with a straight face, i sure couldnt

(condescending) vroooooom vroooooom

>>735408698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fP5wzhhQmV

>>735409785
Oh man, its the 9y/o loli.

>>735408698
just for you ;3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2ooZ2YdrA

someone say "this is it luigi" like from hotel mario