Why are Americans such idiots?

>>735381848
That's a Euro socket faggot.

>>735381848
lol I hope they died

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>>735381986
WOW, you have a really good eye, Anon!
I never would have caught that! good job champ!

>>735381986
>This

>>735381848
Nice bait. Those are Europeans

>>735381848
yeahhh.... see that's not an american plug, that's a european power plug. Sure, we've got some idiots over here, but you can't pin this one on us.

>>735381848
>Calls Americunts stupid
>European sockets

Where do you hail from, thou with the dunce cap so high?

>>735381986
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>>735382148
>>735382192
Those are Americans on vacation in Europe. Dumbshits.

Americans wouldn't be drinking shitty beer.
They wouldn't be using that shitty socket.
And mostly, they wouldn't have shitty teeth like the dumbass in the middle.

ITT: Newfags

>>735381848
Pic is only like 15 years old zzzz

>>735382312
How the fuck do you know kek.
>triggered

>>735381986
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>>735382142
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>>735382648
ITT: all americans are newfags

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>>735381848

American here.

Is it stupid if nothing bad happened? No so stfu and grow a pair of balls.

>>735382752
So what if our country is newer and far better.

>>735381848
Eurofag here, I actually like the US of A. Greetings from Vienna

>>735382854
>progressive libertarian genderfluid

>>735382648
I was in their funeral

the beer could be krombacher, not sure though.
looks like germans ;)

tfw any electrical engineer knows that that shit is actually safe, because current will choose the shortest distance

>>735381848
Cause the american't school system is a joke. We're not taught how to survive, we're taught what they believe we should know. "we're gonna teach you how to divide 600 by 2.0 square to the 15th power". How does that help me get a job out of school and survive in life? It doesn't, now shut up and learn.

>>735382908
As if you lot aren't cucked by mudslimes already.

>>735382998
pls elaborate

>>735381848
Incest

>>735383074
water conducts elecrticity, current goes throught water into the ground that's inside of the socket

simple as that

>>735381848
It seems like you don't know how electricity works. They won't be harmed if something goes wrong.

>>735383145
People die because they're as stupid as you

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>>735381848
>old copypasta trolling is best trolling

>>735383247
nice counterargument there, friendo

>>735383315
You know what; just plug in an electrical device, fill your bath, go sit in it and drop the device in your bath...
I didn't think I would have had to explain basic knowlegde... I guess I forgot you're american

>>735381848
Niggers drop our IQ average and world education ranking.

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>>735383537
Yeah, just blame the niggers... Your education-system has always been shit. It just became shittier with niggers

>>735382552
>americans wouldn't be drinking shitty beer

This is the land of Budweiser, I could see them drinking shitty beer.

>>735381848
this thread again? these were either Germans or Poles

>>735383469
>device
>socket

learn the difference

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>>735383469
He said the plug, not the device. Dumbass.

>>735383799
>socket
>outlet

learn the difference

>>735383882
>outlet
>department store

learn the difference

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>>735382552
European beer is far superior to Macro-American beer. The craft beer scene is changing this, but the majority of beer in America is shit. This photo however, has been cycling through 4chan longer than 5 years. Get some new fucking material

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>>735383054
you can't be cucked if I love no one and nothing

Good thing I'm british, my blood is pure, unlike all of you,fucking traitors

>BURGERLAND

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>>735381986
BTFO after one reply

>>735384198
The greatest beer I have ever drank.

>>735383799
>>735383879

The device and the socket are clearly both in the pool...

>>735384198
budweiser isn't even that good compared to majority of other czech beers

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>>735381848
too much money, too little (and shit tier) education, too much free time to go on vacations to europe, blacked and enriched by nigger genes

>>735381848
because you keep reposting antique memes?

>>735384391
the device is on a table you faggot

>>735381848
I'm an American, and after we elected trump -- I find it hard to argue your point

>>735381848
those are europeans in the picture, americans don't have plugs like that, if they're german then thats a 240V DC curcuit.

>>735384421
Do you enjoy looking at naked men?

>>735382752
>How do you know?
>T-t-take my word for it, yankees!
Nationalists BTFO

>>735384413
sadly cant get them here. But I got me some polish tyskie today, its p good too.

>>735384171

naw you're just looking at corporate beer. IN every decent american city there's dozens of breweries with beer that's on par with most european beer.

Belgian beer of course is superior to all beer, even europe can't compete with it, but it's it's own thing.

Kind of like how california now makes better wine than france, america has better beer now too, and colorado also has better weed than amsterdam.

Americans are dumb at geography, why even listem to those burgers

>>735384449
In a pool...

>>735384726
>belgian beer is superior
>probably never had czech beer

Those look like Russians. They're crazy af.

>>735384792
yes, however focus of the picture is that socket floating on flipflops and is supposed to be the biggest hazard, although it is not a hazard whatsoever. The device itself is in fairly save environment

>>735384799
Belgian beer IS superior
http://www.worldbeerawards.com/winner/beer/2016/taste

and yes, I tasted chezh beer. Imediatly spat that shit out

also show me one beerrating that shows czech beer is beter than belgian beer

No one can beat belgian beer

>>735385132
Germans can you unbelievable faggot.

Get the fuck outta here with your fucking sweetened beer. You fucking pussy

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>>735381848
i haven't been on /b/ in 2 years, I decided today I'll stop on by to see whats going on and seeing that nothing has changed.

>>735382312 >>735381848

lmao how the FUCK are you able to tell that they are "Americans on vacation in europe" by looking at a photo? We are the working class kings m8, even our lowest class bares some common fucking sense. Only a drunk eurofag would do some shit like that.

>You've failed. Kill Yourself.

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>>735383043
The purpose of extensive math is not because we will apply formulas like that to our everyday like, but because solving said problems increases our cognitive and problem solving abilities. Strength training for the brain. You are an embarrassment to Americans. Please go back to school and try harder, stop acting like an ignorant nigger.

>Get an education.

>>735385270
kek, your german beer literally are all the same and every single one is shit.

>your sweetened beer
we have literally thousands of different sorts

maybe you shouldn't only drink commercialized beers you cunt

>>735381986
Why are Europeans so innovative?

>>735381848
These are brits you faggot. you can tell by the teeth.

>>735385693
No fuck you, you belgian piece of absolute fucking shit.

First of all, your worthless fucking country could not even come up with their own language so they had to steal TWO of them and still they couldnt figure out which one to go with. Half of your country was not even fucking your to begin with.

I absolutely hate you people., fucking cherry beers and shit. You guys are the worst people out there because you always think everything you do is superior. Your beers are fucking absolute dogshit.

Anyone who says belgian beers are superior is absolutely goddamn retarded

>>735381848
What should probably happen? The flip flops are keeping the outlet bar away from the water

>>735382902
Fuck you you fucking Austrian cunt

Why are we (Americans) arguing with the foreigners on this thread? We are Americans. We've already one. No use in arguing or trying to prove a point. Just living here makes us wealthier than 90% of the world. We rule the world.

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>>735381848

1/10 for making me reply to this old b8.

>>735385465
>even our lowest class bares some common fucking sense

Trump and basic spelling beg to differ.

>>735386228
saved

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>>735386171 >>735386277
At least we didn't have to rewrite our history like every European country, ever.
Make America Great Again.

>>735382312
Americans don't get vacations...

0/10

>>735386171
>We've already one

One what? why don't you have two if you're so fucking great. Dumb inbred redneck.

>>735386228
well there is German beer standing on the table so I guess German engineering always works

>>735385932
>you belgian piece of absolute fucking shit
oh no... my feelings...

> Half of your country was not even fucking your to begin with.
belgica is literally an old province of Gaul. so it's actually older than germany. We simply reclaimed the land that was ours to begin with.

> could not even come up with their own language so they had to steal TWO of them
first of all, belgium has 3 national languages. secondly we have many local dialects. If I speak my dialect, someone from the netherlands wouldn't have a clue what I was saying.

>fucking cherry beers and shit
that's the beer for our women. Wtf have you been drinking mate?

>You guys are the worst people out there because you always think everything you do is superior.
what a shit argument. Also we are superior...

>Anyone who says belgian beers are superior is absolutely goddamn retarded
So everyone is retarded except you? hmm...

Please educate yourself, you're making europeans look bad.

Also have fun with your rapefugees. Maybe give them a bit of your beer, they will immediately go back to where they came from

>>735386556
i don't know where the fuck you heard that. All jobs in America provide 2 to 4 weeks vacation time, 10 sick days, and 5 personal days off. Better jobs grant even more time off, and entrepreneurs here go on vacations for 3 months out of the year. Check your facts m8, only jobless niggers in America don't get vacations.

>>735382312
but their faces are 99% german

for fucks sake such an old shitty bait and so many dumb cunts suck it

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>>735386633
Ha! I love how your only comeback is correcting typos. We are the best and you know it, kill yourself.

Isn't that Redd's beer bottles?

>>735386171
I'm new here. Is this what you guys call b8?

>>735386739
Amerifat here. Belgian beer > German beer is known even in fucking California

>>735387039
And in New York.

>>735361202 wrong

>>735387039
>>735387069
wut?
could you rephrase that? I don't speak fat...

>>735387039
thank you for backing me up
>allies for life

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This shit thread is now officially claimed by the United State of America. Don't like it? Come at us. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. We rule the world.

>>735387319
the state of that flag is the same as the state of your country

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>>735387039
>>735387311
>>735387069
>>735386435
>>735385689
>>735387319

This thread had been claimed by the Americans. Amerifags get in here. Stand proud.

>>735387386
If anything, it's worse. This country is going down the fucking tubes and this MAGA nonsense is only making things worse.

>>735387386
Dirty from all of the hard work we do to remain wealthier than you?

>>735387574
>>735387616
contradiction much?

>>735387549
>*Chunks of fat come rolling in while screeching*

>>735386739
And yet your country was without a government LONGER then Iraq was. Try again

>>735387319
FUCK AMERICA

>>735387616
A flag is to be treated with respect. So you wash it

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>>735387675
Any American who says "this country is shit" is a lazy fucking liberal with no work ethic. Anyone in this country with a job lives hella well, believe that.

>This thread has been claimed.

>>735387767
oh no... not Iraq...

You're really making a fool out of yourself.
please stop. it's pathetic

>>735387884
have fun with it

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American Rednecks live better than 90% of the world.

>>735387311
thanks for making the killer beer. I got tanked on some tripels last night. We got a bigass booze store and the belgian section is twice the size of the german section.

Sure is summer in here

>>735387755
kek. Lets do this!

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You watch our movies. You listen to our music. We drive the cars you wish you could afford. We live in homes twice the size of yours. We fight your wars for you. We rule the world.

>Claimed.

>>735387755
We are fat because we can afford to eat.

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Did someone call? Heard this thread was being taken over by the Americans... Reporting in.

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>>735381848
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

>>735388505
we aren't fat because we eat healthy and actually do something

>>735381848
Even if it drops in the water nothing will happen to them because it just shortens itself

>>735388901 >>735389171

This is a photo of a retired Army Ranger now working for the United States Border Patrol. He makes roughly $180,000USD annually. He can be as fat as he wants because he can afford it. Willing to bet he would still kick your ass before and after a bigmac. Furthermore, obesity is a weak stereotype. Sure, a lot of Americans are fat. As for the rest of us, we have personal trainers teaching us how to lift properly, exercise properly, and fight properly. For every 1 fatass i see in New York, i see 10 dudes that would run laps around your ass.

>>735388806
maybe this time try not to create a political catastrophe that leads to a civil war that is a breeding ground for a group of extremist that want to destroy 'the west'

dickheads

>>735389452
We created said terrorist group as an excuse to later position ourselves on foreign soil. We aren't getting bombed by them, you are. We know what we are doing. We created those extremists for a reason. Only a matter of time before your countries are begging us to come over and lend a hand. Everything you think we did on accident, we did on purpose. It's all part of a bigger plan. We know what we are doing, believe that.

>>735389452
We can't invade you. So we created a mutual enemy. Knowing you can't handle it, eventually you are gonna call us in.

>How to avoid an invasion: Get invited instead.

>>735389450
no it's not.
also it's not that impressive to be able to buy a Big Mac.
also for every one of those 'men' you see training, all I see is a bunch of faggots that are to stupid to realize how irrelevant they are.

Americans have a big mouth, but never back it up

Oh and good luck trying to fight me. Maybe you will need those 10 guys if you want to win

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>>735390029
I'm just going to assume you look like this.

>>735390179
well than you are wrong... But I'm guessing that's not your first time

wtf I hate america now

>>735381848
>European plugs

>>735390003
>>735389701
yfw they will start attacking america as well. It's just waiting till it happens. Then you'll all be standing there with your 'masterplan'.

>>735390246
You're soaked in insecurity.

>>735381848
The bait is real.

saged

>>735390383
You are right, we are waiting for an attack, then we can just skip the invitation entirely. Sacrifice a few of our own to conquer the world. This is war boy, this is how it's played. Kill 1 to save 1,000. Kill 1,000 to save 1,000,000.

>>735381848
If it's plugged into a GFCI outlet, what the fuck does it matter who/where it is?

>>735390403
I'm not soaked in insecurity, I just know I'm superior to you.

>>735381848
Pic has been debunked so damn many times in the last 5 years as USA does not use this round type of outlet.

>>735390528
>This is war boy
are your typing this from your mom's basement?

>>735390528
its spelled boi not boy

>>735390806
>I just know i'm superior to you.

kek. Says the eurofag to the American.

>>735383611
Americans on vacation in Europe. Why the fuck would they have a kiddie pool in what looks like a university parking lot?

>>735390947
Yeah, maybe if you're a nigger. In America white people spell "boy" with a "y"

>>735390997
*looks at european history
*looks at american history
*compares where the two stand today

How can you think america is greater? I really don't understand.
You guys are literally rioting over the amount of genders

>>735391138
you sir, fell for the b8

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>>735386766
>All jobs in America provide 2 to 4 weeks vacation time, 10 sick days, and 5 personal days off

>>735386789
>but their faces are 99% german
>guy in background is smiling

Nope

>>735391197
*Liberal Females (which take up a miniscule fraction of Americans) are *protesting over genders, and we hate them too. The media blows it up because it's hysterical, making it look larger than it really is. Out population is over 300 million. maybe 100,000 of them are "rioting over genders" if that... Furthermore, as i've said earlier, at least we never had to rewrite our history. Europeans have been rewriting the history books in their favor for years, we put an end to that as well. Now you all just leave out some details. Check the facts. Google "Europeans rewriting history."

>>735391297
In America there is no "mandatory vacation time" by law. However, it is given by all employers as a courtesy, and generously at that. Job's paying over 50k a year also provide paid vacation. This whole "America doesn't get vacation time" bullshit is an over exaggerated myth.

>>735391197
You were so shitty and corrupt, we literally fled to another world, and killed millions of natives just to get away from you and do things our way. We succeeded. Now we own you.

>>735391501
okay, so I googled it and I cannot find any results that are backed up by any scientific evidence. literally all bullshit articles. 'vikings were black'.sure...

>at least we never had to rewrite our history
>this is our land
*kuch *kuch nativa americans *kuch

>>735381848
First of all that a german sockets and german beer bottles.
Also there wont happen anything even it was underwater. 230 Volt is not nearly enough to be dangerous in this setting and theres something called "protective earth" too.

>>735392073
See >>735391897
We are well aware of the Native Genocide. The spanish sure did fuck shit up when discovering south america. Once the British (those whom withdrew from the union) came to North America, they had a hell of a time killing millions of natives. As a matter of fact, we even celebrate it once a year. It is in our history books, for damn sure.

> backed up by any scientific evidence

This is history. Of course you're not going to find any "scientific evidence." Let's talk about the history YOU rewrote in your favor.

- East India Trading Company
- The Nazis
- Genocide of Various Kings and Queens
- The Crusades

>>735391897
fist and for all: YOU didn't do shit and you own shit.
The reason Europeans went to America was because they were promised rich lands and a good life. They didn't flee europe, they were send out by the kings and rulers so that they could bring back money and welth. That didn't workout though, so we just let you keep the land because we didn't need you anymore.

If America would suddenly disappear, it wouldn't be any problem. We lived without it before, we can do it again

>>735392449
See >>735392445

>>735392445
telling a story from your perspective is not changing history.
Ever heard of the renaissance?

>>735381848
thats a euro plug socket style, fag, plus have you ever heard of a ground fault interrupter?

>>735392445

- East India Trading Company
- The Nazis
- Genocide of Various Kings and Queens
- The Crusades
what parts of these have we changed ?

>Of course you're not going to find any "scientific evidence."
please read this and think about what you've just written

>>735389450
>He makes roughly $180,000USD annually
Plus what he makes on the side letting folks cross the border without papers.

>>735390418
…real old, you mean.

>>735392535
Hell yeah, you had some good history as well. But facts are facts . >>735392449 The spanish were promised rich lands and a good life AFTER the initial discovery. The british followed, but not only because of promises, but because they were fleeing, and because of religious expansion. It was a power trip. Also remember, the original colonies that started the native genocide, were still British colonies at the time. Half of those colonies did not claim to be "American" until years later. >>735392798 The answer is all of them. You are not seeking scientific evidence, you are seeking historical evidence. EITC: Continuing the slave trade after the ban. Bringing slaved to the Americans for years following, leading up to the end of the EITC, and beyond. You guys leave that part out in your books. Dig Deeper. The Nazis. The national SHAME of the Germans. So looked down upon by there own people that their government (in association with the Americans) sat down and discusses what went into the books and what didn't. None of which is spoken about in Germany. Your country was the foundation of genocide, as with most countries. Most of that history was also left out over the years. Countless stories, wars you've never heard of, torn from the pages. >>735392859 Damn straight, then we take their money and send them back over the fucking fence,

>>735386277
Touche, eurofag.

>>735391700
Wildly inaccurate statements. America is a continent; the country that has arrogated the name unto itself is made up of fifty semi-sovereign states and a few other political entities, all of which maintain their own labor laws. Vacation in the United Snakes is not generous, rarely being more than two weeks per year, and it is common for the workers not to take the vacation time they might have accrued for fear of retalliation by the management. It is not uncommon for a vacationing employee to return to work and find he no longer has a job. An annual salary of $50K has no bearing on whether that job comes with vacation or not. People who work less than full time almost never have any vacation at all, and part-time is becoming de rigueur in that cesspool of unbridled capitalism.

>>735391197
For real tho, look at our history side by side. Now look at our innovations and contributions side by side.
Flight, computers, internet, recorded audio, light bulbs, smart phones, heart transplants, fucking landing on the moon, etc, etc, and we send europoors billions in financial aid every year just cause we're nice like that.
Your continent is now 'has been' status.
Germany still makes good cars, Denmark has amazing new architecture, and that's about it. Everything else is "old world" for a reason

>>735382312
everyone knows Americans can't afford to travel silly

>>735387319
Rugged and awesome

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>This guy started all of this. >>735385689

>>735381848
Bot

>>735384726
Lol you do know Belgium IS in Europe right?

>>735393576
civilisation, human rights, knowledge about how to build, the fucking wheel... We pretty much invented everything that matters... If you look at history, we, eurpopeans, have had far more and much more important inventions.
If tomorrow my smartphone breaks, at least I'll have a fucking civilisation left. Everything you've build is usefull, but not necessary.

>>735381986
Europeans... the other United States Americans.

>>735394507
we literally made you, you cunt

>>735394617
We made ourselves by running away from you. Your ancestors stayed where you are. You made nothing.

>>735393576
>>735393576
Computers were mostly created by the British at part of the WW2 code breaking effort. The Internet was largely created by a Brit too. Look up Tim Berners-Lee. Also, the designer guy at Apple who created the ipod, iPad and iPhone was a brit too.

>>735394876
europeans went to conquer 'the new world'. Build cities and towns to stay in while they were making tons of money. When rich enough, they returned rich to their homelands. The ones left were the poor ones, desperate to 'make something' of their lives.

>>735391010
You can tell their Euro just from the faces regardless

>>735382312
Americans on vacation using and inflatable pool? also we're to proud to not use our ow. shit

>>735381848
Must be Germans. There is Freiberger on the table.

>>735381986
fpbp

>>735381848
They descend from a small number of immigrants who had no desire to mix up with the local indigenous people in the new world, thus resorted to inbreeding.
The rest is history.

>>735396148
you forgot the part where they started mixing with slaves from africa

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>>735382312

>>735396148
>>735396417
A majority (close to 70%) of white people living in America today are the descendants of Europeans from the 19th and 20th century, not the "1600s inbreds" you'd like to imagine us being. You racemixed your slaves long before America happened. Slavery has existed in Europe for... thousands of years? America was what... 400 years? Courtesy of europe and the East India Trading Company of course

>>735397046
what? Sorry, I don't speak incest

>>735397550
lol good one.

>>735397550
I am a third generation American living in New York. My family moved here from Scotland in the early 1900's. My father's side came here from Northern Italy in the late 1800's.