its the weekend nigs!

It's nearly cleared up

Hiv isn't that bad.

It won't suck itself

I love you, anon

Will you marry me?

Show me that pussy

>>735378675
First date means rape.

here come dat boi

>>735378675
traps are not gay

>>735378675
I live with mom

I voted for Trump

I dated your father

Ready for my cummies?

I have two children

>>735379308
chicks love that

>>735378675
I don't hate niggers.

My pronouns are xe

I can't count.

I have an STD

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>>735378675
>>735378957
>>735379068

Are you literally this retarded?

>>it's => IT IS
>>isn't => IS NOT
>> won't => WILL NOT

YOU ARE USING 5 WORDS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS.

I forgot my wallet.

>>735378675
"I fap to traps"

Mind if I vape?

Hitler did nothing wrong

I have no car

Tongue punch my fartbox

She'll have the salad.

How is your sister ?

>>735379494
5 words. Doesn't count.

>>735379490
WTF i keked hard when i read this shit, and i am in the middle of a class

Is your dick feminine?

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>>735379552

Do you like rape?

>>735379658
No still means yes

>>735379552
y'all'd've

>>735378675
Would you rim it?

Not university; trade school

Make america great again

ylyl

The book was better.

I have a boner

>>735379768
topkek

>>735378675
I voted for Trump

>>735378675
Your degree is useless

>>735378675
>Make America great again

>I am red pilled.

>I'll have Mountain Dew.

>Tits or get out.

>You Xbox or Playstation?

my car is comfy

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

>>735378675
I am a bronie.

>>735378675
i hate niggers jews

ever heard of 4chan?

>>735378675

My dick smells cheese.

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>>735378675
SAMEFAGS I HATE THEM

>>735378675
Adam Sandler is funny

It's not contagious.

You pay for dinner.

Wanna finger my asshole?

>>735378675
i don't like niggers

oooh you're so racist blabla

>>735378675

I am a cuckold

>>735378675
I'm not paying that.

duct tape is fun

>>735378675
I love bad dragon!

>>735379589
MODS

Brits aren't tolerant.

>>735379696
You laugh, but it's a thing here in the "South".

Your mom is hotter

>>735379432
Contractions count as a single word you troglodyte. Ever write an essay with a word requirement?

>>735379859
I'm a libtard.

choke self while fapping?

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>>735378675
"Got a spare cig?"

>>735380229
>uses 5 words.
I like black people

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>>735380539
>using contractions in an essay
>also not knowing that contractions wordcount is the same as writing it out
>cant even into google

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>>735380539
Apparently contractions are supposed to count for as many words as they're meant to represent. Whatever, English is a garbage language anyway.

I suck off dogs

>>735380539
>being actually this retarded

just kys

my mom cool rommy

>>735379859
Whats wrong with mountain dew, when i went to the US this was my favourite soda

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You want a drinkie?

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>>735379432
>>735380539
>>735380645
>>735380683
Who gives a fuck you cunts are TEDIOUS.

>>735378675
On your knees bitch.

>>735379464
that is the best post ever

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>>735380784
>Who gives a fuck
apparently you and me at least

>>735378675
Matzo ball soup, please

>>735378675
You have weird hair

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Have you accepted Jesus?

>>735379589
Underage faggot

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I NEED TO BREED

I'd like to stick my head up your ass hole and eat my way out your stomach. I know that's not 4 words but that's
usually how I fuck upp

>>735378675
Where are my tendies?

>>735380229
cringe

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You into scat play? ;)

eighteen is too old

>>735380814
gtfo newfag

>>735378675
>reply or mom dies

t.me/RobotCashBot?start=aYShGcOl

>>735381157
Are you kidding me? Grow up!

>>735381254
I am 21 and in an university class, and when i read i need to hold my breath, idk, it sounds so stupid you know, and its shit i would never say

I eat ramen daily

>>735378675
you smell like shit

>>735378675
unlock the swag, unlock

Hebephiles are not pedophiles

>>735378675
INJECTED HIMSELF WITH PISS

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hitler did nothing wrong

>>735378675
Moms pussy is bald

you on birth control?

>>735378675
I just left rehab

>>735378675
Do you like memes?

The prequels were better.

I use reddit frequently

>>735381655
sex on first date assured

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>>735378675
Make America Great Again

Do you like dick?

star trek original only

You looked nice yesterday.

>>735378675
no way faggot

all jews must die

>>735378675
Do you like anime?

Still the most effective pussy deflector.

I love french tips.

>>735378675
wanna fuck my ass?

I like tentacle porn

get the puck out

you're not menstruating right?

Is it in yet?

i've never paid before

When is your curfew?

loli or shota waifu?

LMAOING @ UR HAIRLINE

you like nigger dick?

Lurk moar newfag

>>735378675
Wanna poopsmoke and chill?

You are = 2 words, try again.

>>735382001
you are menstruating right?

>>735382182
"So, ur a furry?"

>>735378675
my ex betrayed me

I am a feminist

>>735382182
spaghetti in my pockets

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this is nigger jim

>>735382272
men on their own

I need an adult!

I like natural slavegirls

>>735378675
Your dick is out

>>735382356
please say "joy lang"

>>735378675
ayo lemme holla atcha

>>735380781
zip zop bipity bop!

>>735379432
Here's 4 words for you:

You are a fag

>>735378675
i fucked a boy

I won't pull out.

>>735382728
i support aborting mothers

follow me on tumblr

Niggers tongue my anus

>>735382797
On a side note, do you mean mothers who kill their unborn or keep the baby and abort the mother? You're a little unclear

>>735378675
It's isn't won't don't

>>735382877
Check'd

>>735378675
Have a favorite abortionist?

>>735378675
I never wear condoms.

>>735378675
What the fuck did...

I fucked your daughter

>>735378675
U want sum fuk?

>>735379463
lul last chick i went out with was hitting hers pretty hard. i didnt hold it against her because dat ass

>>735378675
I love shemale porn

>>735378675
how about words that only don't work if you're white?

>cum get sum grrrrl
>ey gurl wus good?
>dayum shawty super fly
>i got dat swagggggggg
>hop on the D

>>735378675
ay gurl i vape

Tits or get thefuckout

i'm small- you tight?

>>735379206

Wrong. That will only guarantee that she puts out.

I hate white prvilege

>>735378675
I actually like niggers

Do you please men?

>>735378675
where white womanz at

>>735378675
Check em new fag

(In real life newfag would be two words)

>>735378675
call me daddy please

You suck dick, right?

>>735378675
I am a vapist

>>735379589
On a saturday? I find that hard to believe

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>>735381157
This is unironically the best thing I've ever seen

>>735378675
(in a russian accent)
you are shit whore!?

We split the bill.

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Wanna ruin this date?

>>735383961
top kik right here fam!!! ohh lord

Are you STD free?

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>>735383961
hahahahahahahahahahaha good good

>>735383961
yes doin slav shit off the bat will ruin any date

Do you use 9gag?

>>735383327
truth makes true relationship

>>735383912
Genetics and embriology, from 8:00 to 12:30. Yeah, life is awesome

Do ya like lolis?

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Do You Like Anime?

your place or mine?

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>>735378675
My poo is delicious.

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>>735378675
>you're
>you are

2 words motherfucker. 2 FUCKING WORDS YOU ILLITERATE SACK OF SHIT.

>>735379432
Lrn2grammar

>>735379552
Contractions are one word, autist

>>735379683
And yes means anal

>>735378675
pee pee poo poo

>>735383993
You always split the bill unless you "treat" someone or are in a serious relationship. A decent chick doesn't mind paying her fair share and it makes them feel independent, thus increasing your chances of casual sex. Unless you're all autistic in your approach of course.

>>735380552
>conservacuck can't count to 4

>>735378675
Wanna see my paladin?