Hey anon What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

the mummy. what's the worst movie you've seen?

Monster in a Box.

"In the name of the king", four times

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>>735366703

>>735366450
Blade runner

Lost in Translation.

x-men origins: wolverine

>>735366450
A really shitty low-budget horror film from bavaria, Germany. I can't remember its name but it takes place in lile Washington state on the U.S. border of Canada where some cons being transferred on a bus get knocked over. They find a Cabin in the woods where they are then attacked by some really shitty demons in a basement while some bitch helps them. Horrible dialog, shitty faux American accents, the whole thing was a fucking trainwreck.

>>735366854
i only chose it because it looked decent, kinda disappointing

Every Marvel and DC Manbabyshit

>>735366450
Beowulf, it get's the environment wrong, tells the same story twice and somehow managed to make a naked Angelina Jolie look ugly while she was in her prime.

Sausage party

>>735366450
all the comic book movies

>>735366703

Lars von Trier's "Antichrist" was so bad it actually made me angry

>>735366861
wew lad

>>735366999
wrong, youre a little pussy and got scared

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>>735366450
All of the transmorfers movies. Degenerated crap for degenerated people.

>>735366953
>>735366978
>hating popcorn movies this much

Rat Race. Seriously, this movie is fucking awful. I mean, anything with a smash mouth concert in it where they sing the shrek song is going to be bad, but even before that it is just so damn awful.

>>735367067

there's no such thing as a scary movie imo

>>735367107
Michael Bay is a God-Tier auteur.

>>735367112
the fuck is a popcorn movie, fuck you

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I couldn't finish it

>>735367161
>Huh how do I make this movie actually good?
>I know, I'll add cgi explosions every 5 minutes.

>>735367161

>He's good at imagery so that makes the terrible screenplays, jarring editing, and trite acting good now.

"Cool As Ice"

>>735367248
good pick. Related: "The Ringer" with johnny knoxville is shit too.

used to get vouchers to review movies years ago. took dates to catch a flick every now and then. one time, this chick wanted to see "confessions of a shopaholic." i actually demanded my free vouchers back. didn't get them back and didn't get a second date.

>>735366450
i dunno... the Canadian film "Things" maybe

>>735367355
>these dubs lie
the ringer is a fucking classic

>>735367458
it's nothing but "don't make fun of retards they're people too" sappy bullshit.

>>735367538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVI2fV9lk0

>>735366960
I want to add even more reasons, now that I've thought about it.
They make up a norse language for the initial monster instead of just using actual old norse.
The effects are shit to the point that whenever someone is riding a horse, it looks like they took tips for how horses move from a merry go round.
There is a serious amount of same face going on.
And to add the same point twice, naked Angelina Jolie in her prime, still made her look ugly.

>>735367223
a movie that's good for eating popcorn and enjoying while its on but not worth serious thought

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>>735366861
Nice bait

>>735367680
>using Norse ever for a story that was written in the earliest form of English

>>735367270
He's incredibly consistent. He has a vision and nails it perfectly every time.

>>735367680
maybe shes just ugly, man. get over it

>>735366450
Basket Case

>>735367223
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popcorn%20movie

IGNORE THIS & GO TO
>>I ᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT . ᑕ0ᗰ

>>735367798
It was a film about a norse myth, supposed to take place in Denmark.
I don't care which language it was first written down in, the oral tradition for telling it was most certainly norse.

Blair Witch Project

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>>735366450
This...

>>735367821
Well her looks is really a small part of it.
I really just dislike it for being a poor portrayal of a myth from my homeland.

>>735366450
pearl harbor

>>735367675
it had a couple ok jokes but it got too far up its own ass toward the end

The Waterboy

>>735367881
The poem was written in Old English genius, the only oral tradition it was told in was in variants of the language you're writing in right now.

>>735367974
you motherfucker that is one of the greatest movies of all time

>>735367980
It takes place in denmark and involves vikings, of course norse language has a part in it and it of course it has been told in old norse as well.

>>735368043
and of course*

There used to be a video store chain called "Hollywood Video". Dunno if they were all across America or just in the Western USA.

When Netflix came out the video stores got competitive, and one thing they did was let you rent as many movies as you wanted in a month if you paid like $30 per months.

I did that shit. Fuckin'... watched like damn near every movie in the horror section.

Some of them were so shitty. There's one called 'Monkey Shines' where this dude's pet helper monkey kills people. It was shit.

Another bad one was called 'Terror Toons', where cartoon characters kill people. Fuck, that one was bad. I'd say that one's the worst movie I've ever seen.

>>735366450
The call of duty movies
especially the zombie one fucking terrible

>>735366978
What about the punisher?

>>735368078
did they have Monsturd? That is probably the worst horror movie, but in a good way.

>>735367117
All that glitters is gold

>>735368078
>snakes on a train
>pirates of treasure island
>vampires vs zombies
pretty sure i saw these and many other movies by the asylum due to hollywood video.

>>735366450
Death Bed, the Bed That Eats.

boring piece of shit art film about a bed, doesn't even eat people, just burps in a scene, the rest is fucking monologue.

pretty much all of dolph lundgren's movies are shit tier. it's a shame too, he's not that terrible of an actor. he's actually a fucking genius too.

>>735367997
I don't literally mean the visual aspects of the film. I mean everything about them. The script, the editing, even the performances. Every aspect movie he makes is distinctly Michael Bay.

>>735367974
Eat a nigger dick

>>735368315
aspect of a

All starwars movies. Genuinely made me suicidal. Fuck those movies.

Zoolander

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>>735366450
without a doubt this overdone piece of dogshit. I waited in anticipation of something worthy to follow the masterpiece original and it was the most exaggerated unbelievable B grade twat fest filled with more "as ifs" than an entire series of fucking Macgyver

>>735368428
stop posting good movies in the worst movie thread

american cyborg is the worst movie

>>735366450
Human centipede
At least half of it

>>735368517
I really enjoyed human centipede. 2 and 3 were fucking wank though.

Thankskilling 3. Friends forced me watch the whole thing. Didn't talk to them for a month, was that mad at how fucking awful the movie was.

>>735366450
if you remember the title it probably wasnt the worst you've ever seen

>>735368577
Not bait, they are fucking dreadful.

>>735368315

So? Lots of artists have found their voice. Big fuckin' deal. Not every vision is good. That's sort of a No Child Left Behind attitude towards art.

>All that matters is that you tried and you stayed true to yourself. Here's a medal.

>>735368642
you might not like them but you'd have to be an absolute retard to think they are "the worst movies" ever made.

>>735366450

Any Marvel or DC movie.

>>735368642
can agree, The Star Wars movies are so fucking boring and lame.

v/h/s 3

>>735368678
opinions are like assholes, everyone has them.\

Star Wars didn't age well.

>>735368678
Never said that you fucking degenerate. The starwars movies are the worst movies I have ever seen. I don't tend to watch shit tier movies but people wouldn't shut up about them so I thought they'd be at least half decent.

This new ghostbusters was garbage. Not a single redeemable thing about it.

>>735366450
Birdemic

>>735366999
Everything about von Trier makes me angry

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>>735367107
I don't know if you mean Transformers or Transmorphers, which are legitimately a significant amount worse.

>>735368638
what a fucking thick line of thought. The reason it sticks in your head is because of the emotional connection you had with it and that can be overwhelmingly good or ragingly wanna kill some one bad. Fuck.

Total Recall remake, Robo Cop remake, Robo Cop 3, Jurassic Parks 2 and 3, Scanner Cop.

all of these tie for me

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>no mention of steven segal movies
cuz hez da gretist

>>735367950
>my homeland

Implying you're not some Amerifat neckbeard that was told he "probably has Norse ancestors" by his mom once and fantasizes about being a Viking and tells everyone he's from Denmark to give himself some semblance of a cultural identity beyond white when his great fucking grandpa Jim was born in Duluth Minnesota

>>735367910
agree 100%

>>735369015
actually, Scanner Cop isn't so bad on second thought, it's redeeming feature is how hilariously bad it is.

take this for example:
>scanners can only scan living things with a brain
>scanner cop defuses a bomb seconds before it blows up with his mind
>he defuses it by screwing up his face and squinting at it while screaming

fucking died right there

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

It's like an autist got set loose on a rekt thread full of fake and gay.

Anything that Uwe Boll has gotten his shitty hands on

>>735369354
those are funny bad though

I used to have a job in media where I just watched the shittiest bargain bin movies to write jokes about for reviewers to shit on them on TV.

Y'all ain't seen nothing until you see a $200 Australian Wiggles rip-off or some of the shit the BBC produced in the 70s that fell through the cracks.

>>735366450
this shit british comedy called Brothers. only film ive ever walked out on

>>735369292
back in the day though, that movie was the shit. watching it as a sugar'd up teenager who grew up in frederick county hyped the shit out of that movie.

>>735369196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

>>735366833
YOU POOR BASTARD

>>735366450
>>735368881

Birdemic 2

>>735369525
Legitimately refuse to watch it. I'm broke as hell but you couldn't pay me.

>>735367680
Nailed it, was super fucking shitty

>>735369397
You clearly haven't seen Bloodrayne, have you?
The only two redeemable things about that movie is Meatloaf's 10 minutes and Michael Madsen's majestic lion mane.

>>735367910
ok wait, no.

if you are expecting Blair Witch Project to be about an actual witch, it will disappoint you.

Blair Witch is about what happens when 4 under-equipped teenagers go into the forest in search of something vague and go crazy and succumb to the elements, it's pretty well done in that regard.

>>735366450
the martian

>>735369485
>that pause in pissing
see greatest action star ever.

>>735368448
It was actually really funny

>>735366450
Ever After

I fucking hate Drew Barrymore

>>735369560
if you had specifically said Bloodrayne, i wouldnt have said anything.

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>>735369589
>dat book tho
movie did not do it justice. also pic related.

The Star Wars prequels weren't terrible. They were made in the 70's and 80's so I can't hold much against them. The prequels on the other hand were a complete dumpster fire. THe only half decent one was the 3rd one and only because it leads into the prequels.

>>735369720
dreams of what could have been, they haunt me to this day. dreams of what could have been, and whiskey, but they won't go away.

>>735369219
I was born and raised in Denmark man.
This isn't some "I'm native american, because of a 1/64 part Siux in my heritage" whinging.
It's an "I'm danish and this movie shits on my heritage" whinging.

>>735369733
What the fuck am I reading?

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>>735369005
Transformers. I hate them.

Movie 42

>>735369624
Fair enough. I haven't seen any of his other movies but only because after watching Bloodrayne I read that he butchers a lot of his movies.

>>735369733
movies dont get a free pass just because they are old.
the action is lackluster, how can the rebels have enough people in it when in every movie everyone except the main characters die and are the worst shots in history?

>>735369800
Okay there Melvin

>>735369883
there's so many theories on this, but not for this thread. better to keep on topic.

>>735369833
he does, but hilariously so, usually.

if you like cringe compilations you can get a kick out of his movies.

>>735366450
Dragonball Evolution

>>735369733
come again?

>>735369733
>The prequels weren't terrible. The prequels on the other hand were a dumpster fire. The only good thing about the prequels were that they led into the prequels. We're only one movie into the prequels now, but I already like them more than the prequels (though less than the prequels). Even the side prequel was good. I just hope they never make anything like the Christmas prequel again

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you know how i know most of you are young as fuck?

>>735367067
trips can't lie

>>735366450
Mad Max Fury Road is the most recent one. I don't watch that much movies tbqh

>>735370040
My brother is 25 and not autistic but he still watches this movie the same day every damn year and thinks its the funniest fucking thing.

>>735369883
Not saying they get a free pass for being old, just saying it's somewhat understandable that they weren't better.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IerJF2xKwuo

>>735370040
do you remember Scanners: The Showdown?

yeah, didn't think so, mr pop culture reference.

La la land

>>735366450
I think the absolute worst is suicide squad followed closely by the hills have eyes.
Honorable mentions are:
The happening
Beauty and the beast-> emma watson sucks dick
Interstellar-> retarded plot and presumptous movie
>"but muh science"
Guardians of the galaxy->pacing in that movie is fucking atrocious
And that movie that is like a romance for 2 hours and then out of the blue hits you with the surprise plot twist of the guy being a victim of 9/11 for no absolute reason whatsoever, of which i dont recall the name

>>735370040
I dunno man, this movie is so bad it's almost good really.
I've enjoyed cringing at it several times.

>>735366450
Dragonball Evolution. I've seen some seriously low budget, bad looking student films like Aztec Rex but that film actually felt like they were trying with it and they were try as best as they could on a limited budget. Dragonball Evolution has no excuse, it's one of the worst fucking films I've ever seen.

>>735370155
I'm a faggy Marvel fanboyand I thought the movie was fine but even I admit that so many fans trip over themselves to suck GotG's dick when it was simply an all right movie with a shitty villain and cardboard character cutouts

>BUT GUISE IT WAS SOOO UFNNY XDXD

>>735370149
i used to watch scanners all the fucking time dude. we had all them on vhs no joke.

>>735370060
>recent
>movie came out 2 years ago

>>735370155
>Interstellar
This so fucking much.

>>735370060
Fury Road didn't have great dialogue but it's not meant to be a really deep story. It's really more focused on the visuals and the action than anything else.
One gripe I have with it is how they tried to cram in Charlize Theron's character's backstory.

>>735366450
https://youtu.be/fhsJpBdnKWk

lucy

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>>735370350
short story, we actually bought screamers on vhs because we thought it was a new scanners movie. an honest mistake that gave me a preteen chub.

>>735370376
*The most recent bad movie I've watched.

>>735370155
>>735370430
brainlets

>>735366450
Godfather
>all of them

>>735370376
>imblying this isn't recent

>>735370060
This too. Mad Max Fury is fucken retarded.

>>735370557
i fucking love interstellar, but the whole 4th dimension bookcase scene could've been written out for something better.

>>735370557
>defending muh feelings: the movie
>call others 'brainlets'

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>>735366450
Devil story.

Jesus Christ you guys are noobs. The two worst movies of all time haven't even been mentioned:

Manos, Hands of Fate
Metalstorm, The Destruction of Jared-Syn

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Anyone seen grizzly park?
The effect, acting, story line everything in this movie is a giant peice of fecal matter

>>735366450
it follows

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Shittiest, unfunniest movie, ever.

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>>735370688

>>735371022
God damn I was just thinking of Manos!
Honestly didn't think anyone else saw that abortion of a movie

>>735370350
Scanners: The Showdown was from the Scanner Cop film series, a spin-off tv series turned movie series about a scanner who was a cop. it wasn't a scanners movie.

nice try tho.

>>735371022
what about The Killing of Satan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IybUFPimw_I

>>735371233
Another anon here, personally I have always avoided Manos, Hands of Fate because people told me how bad it was.

>>735371241
>scanners
>scanners 2
>scanners 3
>scanner cop
>scanners: the showdown
owned them all bud.

>>735371130
It's pretty cringey but I enjoyed it.
Wimp-Lo and Betty are the only two good bits
Might've just been really high though

baby geniuses

>>735371392
If you see a Radio Shack, let me know.

>>735366450
Frozen.

>>735370430
>>735370155
>Interstellar

>i don't understand it so it's shit
back to your day time tv, special kids

>>735371443
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

>>735371386
that's not the scanner cop series, scanner cop goes
>scanner cop
>scanner cop 2
>scanners: the showdown

>>735371584
He just left, with nuts.

>>735371656
now i know you're faking it. scanner cop 2 is scanners: the showdown. try again fag.

>>735366450
Your parents sex tape

>>735371584
>Do you want fries with that?
>Would you like fries with that?
>Would you like fries with that?
>Hello m'am, eould you like fries with that?

HEY DO YOU WANT FLIES WITH THAT?

god fucking damn it

>>735371816
seen it. has too much of my ass in it.

>>735366450
The butterfly effect 3.

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>>735366450

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probably not the worst but pretty high up there and actually remembered

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

>>735371928
samantha darko

>>735371769
I own scanner cop and scanners the showdown, I was told about scanner cop 2 and assumed it was a different one.

can't be too careful these days.

>>735366907
I stopped 1/4 way through. Just shit.

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>>735371861
Not bad, Anon.
Robot Chicken, right?

"Gay Niggers From Outerspace"
Actually hoped it might be ok..

>>735371022
Come on, Manos was the obvious answer. It was the MST3K movie for Christ's sake. It's the epitome of "so bad its good".

Fatso

>>735372038
if you'd actually seen this movie, you wouldn't think it was bad.

>>735371941
Nice b8 m8

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>>735371506

>>735371883
The classic balls/male ass shot.

>>735371986
and whne i say own, I mean i went out and bought the vhs copies like an idiot with my lunch money only to be disappointed later.

the memories were so funny I had to rebuy the dvds.

that bomb defusal scene is epic.

>>735367223
Why are you upset

>>735367248
I still quote this stupid movie. Love it.

>>735372051
Well damn I really didn't think anyone would notice, I usually just post to amuse myself. Good eye Anon.

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>>735372097
it's one of those so bad its good type deals like pic related.

>>735372332
The version which didn't have Jeff and Jim?

>>735367538
They mock retards the whole movie. They banked on the retards being funny

>>735372152
Wow that cover doesn't match the movie at all. Disney needs to fire someone

>>735372387
That's pretty much the deal with most, if not all, of Troma's movies.
Father's Day was fucking mint btw

>>735372387
The Man With The Screaming Brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xbhbv4a2nw

>>735371942
That movie is fucking brilliant

>>735372516
goddamn i need to dig up my old hard drive.

>>735367458
No, this idea had already been done multiple times before. It's like stealing a one-liner and stretching over 2 hours. Horrendous.

Johnny Knoxville was a very convincing retard, however.

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>>735372378
Kinda suprised myself tbh. Haven't even watched that show in years.

>>735366861
tru pointless scenes to make it feel relevant to the book with no context. missed the atmosphere of the book completely.

>>735367926
Idk it looks good

>>735372588
its on youtube.

Batman & Robin

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>>735372604
It's almost like he's not even acting....

I started watching "The Nut Job" and lasted about 15 minutes.

I can't believe that movie is from 2014. Looks terrible.

>>735368602
I wanked to them as well. Not my proudest fap

>>735366450
Salt, absolutely stupid

>>735372684
i have a shit ton of old flicks on my old hard drive though.
>tromeo and juliet
>all the toxic avengers
>nuke em high
>evil dead 1, 2 and army of darkness
>original gone in 60 seconds
>dead alive
>the aliens movies
>all the romero classics
>all the kurosawa films
>all the pre 2000 spielberg films
>all the pre departed scorsese movies
just to name a few off the top of my head.

>>735370504
>can I come with you

>>735372402
Yeah

>>735366960
Angelina Jolie is ugly and has a shit body

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I just couldnt fucking belive how bad it was.

>>735373997
I thought it was good. No real attachment to the characters though.

>>735373893
Now yes, she used to be hot though.

>>735366450
Inception and Gravity

>>735374454
You sir, are 100% right.

WATERWORLD

PURE PROPAGANDA

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Benjamin button or interstellar
the worst ever!

>>735375165
waterworld is underrated

The Return of Captain Invincible.. Part Super-Hero movie.. part musical... no, I'm not kidding

>>735367223
Wow, you are so retarded that you don't know what a popcorn movie is? Probably not meant to watch movies in this life, lad. Do something else instead.

>>735367067
Antichrist is a heap of shit. It was an excruciating experience.

>>735366450
Wing Commander

>>735375710
sorry to hear that art didnt cuddle you and make you feel good.

>>735366703
You're retard.

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It's fuckin sharknado...

>>735375165
waterworld is a fucking great movie you autistic fuck

>>735368790
Shame that you don't have taste

Valhalla Rising. An escapee from art film hell. Brain tumor inducing in any dosage

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>>735366450
Interstellar.
The fucking ending is retarded.

imagine how few movies you must've seen to think interstellar was the worst

>>735366450
The Happening.

>>735366907
Nice bait

>>735375750
freddy prinze jr could never star in a bad movie.

>>735366450
Meet the Spartans. There's world of hurt beyond even Manos the hands of fate. Comedies that aren't funny are a million times worse than even a student or amateur film.

>>735377794
what about amateur comedies that aren't funny?

>>735369485
>"where you goin'?"
>"what do you think I'm doin'?"
nice

>>735378015
Not amateur comedies but filmmakers in general.

That's where you find a lot of garbage in cinema. Blarewitch, Ed Wood, among others.

But generally speaking a really bad comedy is a lot worse to sit through than anything else.

>>735378274
gotta agree

>>735373997
This. I just tried to watch this last night and couldn't finish it. Completely hollow, bland, paint-by-numbers junk. Felt like it was written by teenagers.

Drive
Inglorious basterds.
One worse than the other. Cant really choose.

>The Last Airbender

Fucking M. Knight Shyamallamadingdong

>>735369733
You do know what a prequel is, don't you...?

>>735367248
was looking forward to this for years, i lasted about 15 minutes, and that was pushing it

>>735375844
That wasn't art, the whole movie is more like a wet fart than an art piece. What exactly was so deep about that heap of dogshit?

>>735370040
If it's the same one i think it is

I was pretty damn deceived when i was young

>>735371130
It was meant to be a parody of both old kung fu movies and American movies

It was satire at best

Thought it was pretty funny when i saw 1st saw it(14 y/o)

Con-air

>>735366450
>asks about bad movies
>posts a pic of a director who has never made a bad movie in his life

>>735371130
HERESY

>>735366450

The Weatherman

>>735380130
Have you not seen Dune ? Even Lynch himself says this movie is awful.

>>735378625
That movie felt like a half assed fuck you to the entire premise.

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>>735371941
>that fucking photoshoped upside down shotgun

>>735366978
including Super?

The Room

>by tommy wiseau.

it is hands down the worst movie ever created, youtube the flowershop scene from that movie. It doesn't even scratch the surface of how bad the whole movie is.

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This.By far.

>>735366450

American Ninja 3 - in the fight scenes they shoot the ninja like 500 times and he springs back to life. This goes on like endlessly and its comic in that you realize that the bullets probably weigh more than the guy originally weighed....

>>735382249
gr8 b8 ma8 8\8

>>735371451
This is legit the only film that made me walk out of the theater.

>>735375650
Kys bandwagon rider

Election 2016

Terrible plot, characters whose motivations are hard to understand plus this ongoing series of sequels that seem to not move the story forward

>>735366450
Irreversible. Such a shite, pointless movie whose sole gimmick ruins any sense of satisfaction in watching it.

>>735375750
Virtually every movie based on a video game:

>>735383362
Resident Evil 1 wasn't shit. Enjoyed that one, but otherwise yeah
>fucking Warcraft man... wew

Why Lynch in the pic?

>>735383968
Cuz he's a fucking fruitcake maybe?

>>735366450
I am here ... now
2009

Good gods ... The stupid... it hurt!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560653/?ref_=nv_sr_3

The room. It's amazing how it fucks up in every possible way

>>735366978
I liked the first and second x men I think they were, all this new shit blooooows

>>735367910
dude the blair witch project was really good when it came out. I don't think you get the atmosphere of it, it wasn't supposed to have any monsters or no witch or anything. And at the time it was the only of it's kind to come out and spawned a whole new genre or if not started it it made it what it is today.

>>735375165
dude Waterworld is actually a pretty good movie

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>>735373997
It wasn't a great movie but it certainly wasn't bad, it was good for what it was just a have fun light hearted sort of flick and added a bit to the universe without too much. That's one thing they struggled with was trying to not add to much to the universe that is trying to be understood by a new generation of kids. And fucking Felicity Jones....

>>735375710
ahhhh poor baby, stick to comic book movies that you can understand

>>735366450
Donnie Darko, followed by Unbreakable.

>>735366913
duuuuude I totallly remember seeing this shit, I think I saw it on scifi or something I don't know. I do a lot of drugs so I can't remember where I Saw

>>735384685
Why?