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Dick rate thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dick rate thread
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jesus christ it looks black
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>>735365257
Jesus fucking Christ anon

>testosterone/10
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>>735365257
Did you burn your dick
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>>735365257
How
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>>735365257
It's interesting at least. Plus you got fat balls so good for you.
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>>735365257
>>735366146
Both of u have large nutz/10
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>>735365257
Burnt sausage/10
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>>735366602
I do. And I love it
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>>735365257
indian detected
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>>735365257
Your dick looks like it's rotting.
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>>735368461
The middle one has the smallest penis, but has more advantages than the black guy.
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Man, being asian, I'm so glad I'm not part of this white/black penis thing.
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'Scuse the fuzz.
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Rate
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>>735368461
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cancer
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>>735369140
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am i small?
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>>735368293
jesus what the hell is wrong with that divk?
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>>735365257
OP must be asian
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>>735371516
Looks like a piercing got ripped out.
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>>735365257
>>735366146
Damn guys, I wish my balls were at least half that size.
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>>735373718
Forgot to post
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>>735368526
>>735368513
>>735368461
>>735368617

What are those ugly pieces of turd?
Try again when you are as thick as me.
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>>735368461
accept ur place black boy
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>>735368721
nah, but white kids actually have toys to play with.
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>>735374031
Have another
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>>735365257
did u put it on the bbq?
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Thoughts?
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>>735375528
looks a lot like mine
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>>735375324

??


dicks are normally darker than the surrounding skin because of extra bloodflow
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>>735372730

Nice length, looks a little skinny though
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>>735369394

No you're not small.

You're using the 3 finger trick to make it look bigger than it is, but you're still not small
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>>735375579

got a pic to compare?
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>>735375855
sorry anon, i'm not gonna start posting pics of my dingus on the interwebz
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>>735375933

Yeah cause ppl are totally gonna identify you because of your dingus on a 4chan thread that's gonna 404 in an hour
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>>735376004
it's not about that. much more a principle, if you want.
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Animated.
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>>735373718

Eh, big balls only makes the cock look smaller in comparison
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Aww look, some poor nigger got his feelings hurt. Thank goodness there's 4chan for hims to vent
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>>735365257
Darker than mine and I'm dark/mixed
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>>735376107
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>>735376449

Proving my point exactly. Keep posting your propaganda nigger, at the end of the day you're still a nigger with hurt feelings at best. If you're white trying to get your jollies then you're even more sad.

I think maybe you're cackling to yourself because you even got some sort of reply but I want you to realize just how pathetic and sad it is that you're latching on to this level of apathy that's coming from me.

either way, carry on. enjoy the derailing
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>>735375580
darker yes, but not coal-black
What are you? a nigger?
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whites;
on your knees, cry and apologize
acknowlede true superiority, and your inferiority
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>>735376718
lol kys
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>>735376728

>nigger

Maybe. I'm white though
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>>735376771

no u
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>>735376718
its more likely that racists like you will dissapear forewer into anus of /pol/ rather than /b/ will be #UNBLACKED
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>>735377004

Its funny that you're calling someone racist when you're the nigger that started posting all the propaganda.

I guess I should start posting the 'colonized' porn eh?
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rate
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>>735377444
>>735377574
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>>735377444
It's funny that you think there's only one black guy posting this, also
>porn
>real life
yeah, there's no difference here right
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rate my softie plz
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Rate me
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>>735377702
white/10
haha
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>>735377805
obvious photoshop
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>>735377805
>bwc
seems real to me
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r8
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>>735377942
I'm 6" length 5" girth
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>>735378021
manlet
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>>735377574
10/10 monster, R8
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>>735378088
>jealous because it has a microsoft
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>>735373718
Well, your dick is at least bigger than mine, it's a trade off in my case.
>>735376190
And this is very true, although I don't mind.
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>>735365257
Why do so many guys badly shave their pubic hair but not the hair on their legs of belly?
The contrast looks so jarring.
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>>735378512
probably they don't want to risk cutting their dick and fuck it up.
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>>735378590
Shaving is really easy tho. I think it's easier to shave a dick and balls than a pussy honestly.
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>>735378454
My balls
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>>735378635
Yeah I know, the worst I've done is make a little cut on the pubic region, but not my dick.
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>>735378658
I like those, they're cute, almost making a heart shape. But then again I'm a fag who says balls are cute so.
>>735378697
The wosrt I've done was shave a bit of skin off an ingrown hair on the underside of the base of my weiner. But it wasn't actually that bad. No blood.
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>>735378791
Thanks, I love having big balls
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>>735378988
Its very nice, until you meet a girl who's jaw can only take them in when she pops it lol
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Hairy
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I don't get why people have a problem with shaving. I love smooth skin, shits the bomb.
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>>735379059
Well that makes me feel like even more of a man that my balls are so big she has to snap her jaw lol
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:o
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>>735379671
I just feel bad lol even though when I dom I'm really into sadism
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>>735379866
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>>735379930
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>>735379930
Whoops forgot pic
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Ok rate?
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>>735365257

Why is your dick a nigger?
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>>735380191
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>>735379892
Makes me feel like a monster
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>>735380092
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I don't know if it's a jew or a nigger posting all these animals fucking white women, but whoever you are you're doing it becase your desperate. Just stop, the only reason you animals don't get white women vagina is because you have aids, herpes, hep, or some other viral disease. All those women in blacked videos consent only because they already have HIV/AIDS. Even with a white woman, you will never have a superior intellect to the white man.

>This isn't anger this is the truth
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my friend (age 22 and 5'9) for scale
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>>735380577

The dubs have spoken!
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>>735365257
I actually smelled shit when I saw that.
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>>735380419
>>735380191

Weird glans and cut, but good size
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>>735380582
>>735380509
>>735380472
>>735380191
>>735379866
>>735379671
see no one even want to look at this pale ass fake penises, thred it ded and you are the reason why
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>>735377461
Hot
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>>735380191
>>735380419
>>735380849
Nice b8m8
Girls want to fuck me annnnnd I have a job
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>>735381220
you are a virgin right?
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>>735381290
Do I look like I would be? Haha no sir
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Kik: Krak3n69
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>>735381349
Jo white bois,
My name is Big Black Cock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are white manlet, racist, dicklets who spend every second of their day looking at cuckold porn. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever stop crying tears of precum in chastity cage? I mean, I guess it’s fun reducing the numbers of white people because you are physically inferiorior, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was black alpha male of the football team, and starter on my BBC impregnation team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to white bitches getting impregnated by many miles of Big Black Cock”? I also get straight worship from white people IRL, and been banging hot sluts (This one just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all white cuck bois who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"
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>>735381349
Yes, you do.
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>>735380849
Keks so fake
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>>735381688

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>735365257
Is it bruised? It'd look better if you used a vacuum pump on it (dont bother with a shitty bathmate), pump for 10 mins, the rest 2 min, pump another 10, rest 2, keep doing this till your meat fills the tube... takes about 2 hrs. Then fuck someone with your beer can sized cock. Oh and post pics.
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>>735381843
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
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>>735381688

Mad^
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