fuckit b, i fucked up. i sometimes when i wank put water up my

>>735359370
Cranberry juice and lots.

>>735359370
You're gonna need some antibiotics...

>>735359499
yes will do but is that going to be enough.

>>735359674
would literally putting neosporin in my dick work if its just a urethral infection?

>>735359370
Dude, go to a free clinic and have them check your junk. The cranberry thing doesn't actually work. I thought your post was bait. A UTI needs antibiotics.

>>735359370
you disappoint lain

>>735359370
You can't fix it with home remedies. Trying to fix a bacterial infection with anythinh but an antibiotic is an easy way to die. Bacteria are not viruses anon, they will kill you if you don't treat them, and they will do it fast. And if you treat them in the wrong way you just make them stronger. Unfortunately for you most antibiotics require a medical prescription and often times you need a very specific one.

You fucked up op, number 1 stop with your retarded water in the urethra fetish you fucking spastic mongoloid retard; number 2 go to a doctor and get soecific antibiotics for the thing you gave yourself.

Drink cranberry juice and make a doctors appt. You probably nicked it and got an infection somewhere up here, probably a quick antibiotic fix.
In the future, see if you can find one of those all-plastic dental syringes they use at dentist offices to shoot water into your gums to clean them when you get a tooth out. Same effect but no metal needle.

>>735359921
Fuck. I am in no situation to go to a clinic, i currently am on business trip. Fuck me, is there legit nothing else i can do.

>>735359814
No, there is a chance it could clear up on it's own make sure to drink lots of water that will keep you flushing your system. DO NOT Put Neosporin in your dick. I'd still go to a free clinic though. To you want to take a chance when it comes to your benis?

>>735360122
Then we shall write on your epitaph "jhonny liked to pee in reverse, he died like a retard"

>>735360147
fuckit it is quite unpleasant to piss, and the whole time afterwards i feel like i still need to piss.

>>735360122
Death by septicemy is a very painful one.
Godspeed anon

>>735360329
motherfucker i literally will lose my job if i go off and do this shit right now.

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>yfw this is serious

>>735360383
Yeah dude i could care less about your job or your life. I'm just enjoying myself thinking about your retardation and how you will probably die due to it. It's nature's way to clean the world from your shit tier genetic payload

>>735360294
Most clinics like that don't just stay open from 9-5. They have late hours too. Google "free clinic" and you should be able to find some time that works for you. It'll probably take a bit as they'll want to do a culture to figure out the best antibiotic to use.

>>735360579
how hard is it to understand i have a fetish for this. There is much worse.>>735360579

>>735360383
Job or life man

>>735360688
man you're worse than the 800 lb guy who ate himself into a hospital
>how hard is it to understand i have a fetish
goddamn it's my fetish shit
i hope your bepis rekt

UTI mang do yourself a favour and get some antibiotics.

>>735360761
>loses job
>kills self
i finally was able to become independent and move away from parents. I have constant depression and suicidal thoughts. If i lose my job, i pretty much will be fucked and suicide will be the likely choice knowing my nil other options since i can not do shit.

>>735360902
Okay, if you want a medfags advise, what are all the details? How long has this been going on? How long before you'd be able to see a Doc? Shit like that.

>>735359370
Antibiotics are the only safe choice. The infection could resolve on its own, but if it doesn't, it may eventually be too late to treat it with surgical intervention.

>>735361078
It actually has been 2 days since i did the water thing. Today i did work, had 20 floz redbull, went to sleep, woke up with a kindof burning feeling in bladder/dick area idk, and went to piss, here we are now, see discharge before i piss then piss and hurts and is dark + cloudy. The underside of body like along underside of ass about where dick is kinda aches. And as said it also feels like i have to urinate after pissing small amount.

>>735360902
Hey man life rolls on.

googled uti treatments at home, going to drink apple cider vinegar, cranberry juice, fuck ton of gummy probiotics i am going to buy at drugstore. I want to give it a day afterwards to see if im still fucked.

>>735361240
First off, no caffeine or anything that could irritate the bladder, get a heating pad, set it to warm not hot and put it on your lower abdomen (that will help with the discomfort in the bladder) lots and lots of water. If the pain, discharge and discolored urine persists or gets worse in a day or two then antibiotics are required. Left untreated for too long and the infection can spread to the kidneys causing permanent damage. Any other questions? It's like I'm dealing with my damned soldiers again. At least you didn't get a salad dressing bottle stuck up your pooper.

>>735361728
Won't he already have long gone across into the threshold of surgical intervention by the time he risks a sepsis, though?

>>735361728
well will my above mentioned things be ideal to help?

>>735361943
Surgery isn't used on a normal uti. Antibiotic are always the first course of action. If it proves to be resistant to that antibiotic they'll try a different one. He could go a couple weeks before there would be risk of septic shock but potential damage to the kidneys.

>>735362013
Not to any meaningful extent beyond the odds your immune system deals with it on its own.

>>735362255
are u actual medfag, urologist?

>>735362013
If the cranberry juice makes you happy, go for it. The AC vinegar could actually irritate it more and probiotics will help you poop better but nothing for a UTI. Also, no alcohol too. I'd stick with water and cranberry. Cran probably wont help but it also wont hurt. The jury is still out on weather it'll do anything to prevent or help.

how long could it take to heal on its own?

>>735362369
I don't know about whoever you're responding to, but I was a combat medic for a bunch of grunts and clinical rotations.

>>735362369
Nay, that is the other fellow; likely the one on 735362377. Same writing style as 735362172, which is who you are looking for.

>>735362794
yes you i was asking

>>735362737
but yes, what about this ?^

>>735362737
Give it a couple days, if you have a healthy immune system you should feel a big difference in a couple days. Like I said earlier though, if it keeps getting worse after that you should see someone.

>>735362953
anything besides booze that i should avoid?

>>735363004
Caffeine (no more red bull) coffee tea. Stay away from acidic juices like oj. Cranberry j, milk and water or good to go.

>>735359370
Doctor NOW.

>>735363363
why

>>735363004
Any other questions? Otherwise back to lurking for me.

>>735363414
Because it is a genital infection with decent odds for further complications.

>>735363549
not really, thanks for help. I have downed entire ocean spray cranberry juice 64fl oz so far.

>>735363648
its very likely a uti and possibly along with that a urethral infection from possible tissue damage from "activity". Not a proper genital infection which implies sti.

>>735363681
No worries, feel better and the more you pee the better even though it'll hurt.

>>735359370
You should really get antibiotics, bladder infection isnt that big of a deal to otherwise healthy person, but it can spread to your kidneys and then you have really serious shit going on.

>>735360902
Holy shit grow the fuck up

>>735363681
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Look into urethral sounds instead of the water. As long as you're sterile about it is much safer and you don't run as much risk of causing permanent damage to the bladder.

>>735363775
Again, isn't genital infection the looser category, rather than being strictly synonymous with STIs?

>>735364131
Do nevermind in the case of the infection being restricted to the bladder.