>"When did you lose your virginity" thread >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy_J1YMzfNM

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>>735354483
CALM DOWN ANON

>>735354594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM

>>735354483
does 18 count if I let a guy suck my cock?
otherwise 21 with a real girl; penis in vagoo style

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>>735354719

>>735354483
If it make you feel better I'm 23 Married and still never had sex.

>>735354780
>>735354983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

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>>735354483
The retarded 'REEEEEEE' hurr durr normies, i put a picture of a Pepe stuff has become for normies

>>735355027
I like you cuck

>>735355027
will u let me fuck your wife?

almost 23 and kissless virgin
I regret nothing

>>735355082
>>735355127
you wouldn't find her attractive. we have been together since i was 15 im not sharing her she does lots of kinky not sex stuff for me.

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9, and it's been a constant source of shame in my life.

>>735355027
Ahahahaha! Even I'm less pathetic than this.

bamp

I fisted a dog for money when I was 8

>>735355638
My therapist said it was normal to take out my agression on weaker beings since my dad had fisted me on my seventh birthday.
But she was the one paying me to fist her dog.
Still trying to figure it all out.
Still angry.
Still fisting.

>>735354483
Nigger half of those are obviously fake. I mean, an overwhelming majority of 4chan users are under the age of 15, while the rest are kissless virgin basement dwellers who still live at home in their late 20s/early 30s (seriously, stick your head into /jp/ and you'll easily find dudes who haven't even left their bedrooms in several years).

Do you honestly think any of these people have felt a pussy before?

>>735355938
Dog pussy.
Just saying.
It counts. Dubs and I'll post pics.

>>735355938
well this makes me feel better, thanks anon, but why so many people would lie on the internet?

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>"Anon, we're bored. Can you play with us?"

Lost my v-card when I was 13. Why is it so hard for other guys to get laid?

>>735356216
Pft maybe if you were a lab. Or a retriever! You know what I'm saying guys!
>You know what I'm saying

>>735356415
fake news

>>735356064
People lie on the internet because of the anonymity it provides. It's easy to play up your own achievements when you know you don't have to prove any of it. Notice how people on facebook act very stiff and contrived? It's because they're posting under their real names and anything they say has to be agreeable with anyone else who might read it. 4chan doesn't have that.

>>735354483
Ummmmmmmm I was 20 maybe

>>735355304
ill make ya feel better ive been looking at porn since i was 4 and was a horny little kid at 9 never fucked anyone though, i also have a 4.5 maybe 4.8 inch dick

>>735356518
thats my point, theres no point of telling a personal achievement to others behind anonimity idk

>>735356500
It ain't that hard to get laid.

>>735356629
porn is what dont let you get to real girls
size does not mater

17. Good stuff

>>735356415
Its really not. Men are just angry at the world because we have to work for sex. Its just the way it is. If it wernt it would still suck in a different way.

>be me
>make 400 dollars a week
>end of the month buy food and liquors
>pay tent
>buy a whore for an hour and get my nut in a disgusting Asian hooker who looks great but has a snatch like a torn sweater
>repeat
>BE ME

>>735356785
>>735356861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VEyPgu7hGk

>>735356884
some people dont like to fuck bitches or pay for sex you know

>>735354483
>normie ∩ virgin u !normie ∩ !virgin = 0
sorry bud, this aint your safe space, some of us get laid

>>735356687
So say stupid shit. Like.
You're down to gang rape a dog with me and six other semi masculine looking humans.

>>735357046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg

>>735356999
Checked trips.
Sounds gay anon.
We all pay for pussy, one way or another.

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>>735355286
>kinky not sex stuff
im going to need some clarification here

>>735357249
>implying

>>735357251
She puts herself gently inside of him.
By nagging until she consumes his entire mind.
Like a succubus

>>735356802
true visionary here, he's even transcended coherent grammar

>>735356916
Calm the fuck down OP

>>735357360
I'm saying. Not
>implying
If you don't like to fuck bitches you're gay.
Or asexual or abstinent or something stupid.

>>735356884
why would you pay a tent

>>735357579
>stop dont liking what I like

I think that I am a better person that a slut fucker, its something like a wierd self esteem

>>735357140

Not one of you is man enough to talk about dog rape with me.
It's all I dream about and now the scum of the earth /b/ thinks it's too good for me too. I'll show all of you. And my parents. And my ex. Dogs like this shit. I'm putting video on here later tonight

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>>735357402
Uhhh, my research tells me succubi don't work like that

source: >>>/aco/1328181

>>735357699
Oh I'm homeless
You think you can live off 400 a week and sustain a whore habbit. What a joke.

>>735357783
are you also mad about not getting laid?

>>735357957
not really, just sad for not having a cute, not-slut gf

>>735357783

You ever been with a woman? Yes? You're a slut fucker. This ain't 31 flavors /b/ro. There's only one type of woman in that area.

The only difference is a whore only takes your money.
And she does it up front.
Also I don't care what you like.
You're gay.

I am 23 and I am a virgin, not kisless tho, I have also got bj from 2 different girls... I could easily get laid but I am a NEET currently and idk I kind of have some shame of going out (or bring girls over) without money, like I would feel pathetic asking my parents for money to go fuck a girl at 23 so the girls that have sucked me were when I was working or had money from my own

>>735358084
Non slut
Gf
>oxymoronic moron

>>735356629
It wasn't really the same. I did a lot of shit I shouldn't, because I didn't have a father, and my mother was an "artist" who didn't have time for kids.

>>735358084
All women are sluts and whores. Stop being a faggot and take the redpill

>>735356216
How'd you get here? Leave, please.

>>735358117
I am not saying everyone that has been with a girl is a slut fucker wtf
I like girls but whatever

>>735358234
>>735358270
>hates women
>obsessed by hate for women
happy?

>unironically saying redpill
>>>/r9k/ is that way friend

>>735358084
if you put a mote of effort into looking people, especially potential qt3.14 gfs, in the eye and having genuine conversations with them, you will probably find somebody worth dating

>>735358419
All women are sluts
Fuck one and you are a slut fucker
2 plus two anon

>>735358514
thanks anon

>>735358580
>people who have sex are slut
>im sexually frustrated

>>735358636
sure thing flam

I like making fun of people like the others in this thread

>>735354483
I was 17
Thing is I basically cheated on my gf with this girl, who later became a lesbian. My gf broke up with me a day later for some ridiculous shit, threw it in her face that I cheated on her, it completely destroyed her to point were she's dating some beta hipsterfag that doesn't even like sex. Was worth it, chick had a nice ass and did reverse cowgirl

>>735358514

>quick to judge
>feels heroic and self empowered when he keyboard warriors
>is wrong
>actually hates women
> has defidently considered rape

Yep. You're hard to read my friend.

>>735358683

I'm not frusterated. Sex is easy to get if you have half a brain. Women are stupid and emotional. They're great. They're sluts they want the dick so bad the only thing keeping you from giving it to them is yourself.

>>735359141
agree but being emotional is a bad thing? if so why?

>>735354483
20 with my gf.

>>735359141
>considers self greater than others
>classic human

>>735358884
i do feel good
have fun, stay mad
:^)

>>735359361
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735359395
the best part is, the reason you're reading these is because you started the thread so that it looked like exactly the kind of thread you were complaining about

>>735359251
Being emotional is okay to a point.
It like anything else in this life.
Best in moderation.
And the less you have the less beauty
And the more you have the more madness.

Women are crazy because of their emotional drive.
They can be reprogrammed to think what you want them to think without them ever questioning why on a logical level.
That's what makes emotion bad. And dangerous.

>>735359473
>>>/r9k/

>>735359473
oh I get it, I agree

>>735359391
>knows when he's met a human greater than others by threefold.
>knows when he's beat
>projects anger onto others
>confused because can't separate his logic from his emotion
>further projections ensue

>>735356518
Actually anonymity is a far better reason to be honest without fearing social repercussion.
I would never admit I'm a 29 kissless virgin basement neckbeard outside this kind of place (although is pretty obvious).

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>>735354483
7

>>735359597
I'm not a redpiller. I'm a fractle of God seeing himself through a vessel of his own design and the balance of the universe is the way it is because I deserve it to be this way. I'm quite content with female male social patterns at this point in my life and I have over 300 confirmed kills

>>735359776
this

>>735359854
kek

>>735359776

Shush it's just like real life.
You build up this persona and then You run with it.
In real life amongst the 7billion people of the world you have more anonymity than you think

>>735355938
B/ro, some of us reach the dark places of the internet for angry respite. I assure you, I have had threesome with anons. That's the fucking point... there's a little of everything. None of us are getting laid tonight, but don't make assumptions about last week or next week. Fucked up people can often be magnetic... unless you're fat or have a fedora...

>>735359961

What did you say to me?
I need to save the rant at some point

>>735360063

Were all getting laid tonight

With each other.

Asl bois

>>735360040
Yes, if you don't have social anxiety maybe.
I show my true self and feelings just here because I'm a faceless anon between peers and I don't give a shit of others opinions while behind a screen.

>>735356518
Yes anon. It is about the ideas. Also there is the idea that maybe what it was made up by some anon, but someone somewhere, might actually have had that experience. Do you really think no one ever has been married for years and done non sex kink shit? I had a girlfriend that got off on being used as a table. Even if he lies someone has that life. LawOfLargeNumbers.xl

>>735354483
>

>>735360286

I litteraly dropped my life and traveled the country as a homeless panhandling sack of shit bum for a year.

I saw 25 states
Met a shitload of people.
I could be anything I wanted to be with any of them.
No ties.
No restrictions.
Simplicity.
Try it fag.

>>735356518
I think confident fags are more likely to lie exaggerating when telling about personal experiences, while depressed virgins are more realistic and honest here.

>>735360822
True, but if no one that actually gets laid speaks up, and/or is motherfuckinh REEEEEEED to death by OP
who the fuck is going to point out that maybe it is social anxiety and not lack of being a complete sociopath that is preventing you from getting laid.

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>>735359675
>implying