new ylyl because the other one is shit

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MAKE YLYL GREAT AGAIN PLEASE

>>735351927
This one is also shit though.

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>>735352850
nice contribution

>>735353048
I'd rather post no ylyl than the Trash you're posting.

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>>735351927
Sorry im late

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>>735353852
showed up right when i thought i would not see you so right on time

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>>735353852

>>735353811
That map was terrible tbh

>>735352013
this has to be one of the least funny things on the internet right now. It's so fucking stupid, get that dumb shit away from here

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>>735354984

>>735352099
tim t is this you hahaha

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend to want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out out side of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play videogames, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in hdaylap for the rest of the day

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>>735356030
Kek

>>735356030
Man that's just fucked up

>>735356030
you're the lowest form of subhuman garbage.

>>735356030
This isnt funny this just made me sad

>>735356355
>>735356397


Are you anons fucking serious? To be this new. Fucking hell.

>>735356030
GOOD OLE 4CHAN STORIES

>>735351927
which other one?

>>735356030
If true you are a subhuman undeserving of love or admiration. If lies then you are a sad twisted person who thinks this sort of thing is funny or edgy. Learn the difference between comedy and tragedy then realize the story you put up was a tragedy and the wheelchair bound girl was not the saddest person in it.

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>>735356848
it died

>>735353717
whats more fucked up about that is that 8 people found that helpful.

>>735357894
Unusually satisfying

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>>735357894
Cool'd

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>>735356335
ineed to go to bed

>>735356853
This was established copypasta around a month ago, maybe more recent, and you dont know about it, how? This is a newfag unironically calling you a newestfag

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>>735352102
What's he hitting them with

>>735352102
Kek

>>735358307
he's slapping them, genius

>>735357357
what's even more fucked up is that a normie made that meme

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>>735351927

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>>735357932
This makes reddit look alpha

>>735358439
Looked like he has something in his hand tho

>>735359086
lost

>>735356452
Dan: Bob take 75 dollars off everything!
Bob: Ever....everything?
Dan: Did I fucking stutter???

>>735358307
with his big powerful strong BLACK hand. you can't even recognize a face slap. You're the reason the white women have converted to the BBC.

>>735356853
Lol, dumb bitch deserved it. No regrets. Get fucked, faggot.

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>>735351927

>>735358266
>This was established copypasta around a month ago

That is years old and I don't even know if you're that new or this is some sort of new age trolling

>>735360000
lost and quads

>>735360221
The best kind too.

>>735358266
Longer than that mane

>>735353575
Lost pretty fucking hard
>highasfuck.gif

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>>735360000
nice

https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo ,

>>735360268
oh fuck vampiercounts player

>>735359764
Deer are color blind. Most hunters wear neon to avoid getting shot by other hunters.

>>735352102
master slaperooni

I've seen less repeats on day time TV

>>735352660
this is gold

>>735351927
fuck, i lost on the first one

>>735360891
or all those AA.....

>>735353048
Pooh got me

>>735352102
one-slapman

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>>735351927
Save this picture and use it as a tiled background on your computer. Thank me later.

>>735352102
One slap man

>>735361071
Nice try FBI.

>>735361142
No. Try it. It's honestly the coolest background I've ever used.

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>>735357048
>not cantinflas

>>735357100
She should hand him some decent lube.

>>735361068
>>735361111
>>735361186
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>>735361307
Tf is this nomie facebook shit

>>735352013
I mean I have a twisted sense of humor but I agree with other anon this is literally not funny or of any value in any other way.

>>735357100
this actually made me sad

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>>735361371

>>735361071
Wtf is that?

>>735356030
I didn't order this.

>>735356030
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>735361560
Alex id like to solve the puzzle!

>>735361611
CHILD PORN

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>>735361371
>Tf is this nomie facebook shit

>>735352660
does someone have a source with sound?

>>735361611
Tile it a bunch and you'll see the funniest thing in this thread. You'll laugh harder than you ever have before.

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>>735361519

>>735352660
Lol would beat him to death if I could catch him.
Gangly nerd?
Easy.

>>735352660
Fantastic. 7/2

>>735361071
I don't get it, nuthin happened

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>>735361221
SHOW ME THE WAY SENSEI AND PROVE IT TO ME

>>735361071
im 12 and what is this

>>735358296
Wow, I had never seen the rest of this.

>>735361719
Screencap a pic then. Share the funny with your fellow anons.

>>735361863
mods

>>735361836
you're fucked..

>>735361804
im crying lol

>>735361901
>This

>>735361917
get out, you fucking newfag

>>735357932
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS COMEDY!

>>735361947
how am i a newfag for laughing at something?
it must be bait

>>735361965
pls sthap.

>>735355239
GAAAAAAY

>>735361947
Get out, you dummy-fuck.

>>735356030
Nice bait.
Still, kill yourself tonight.

>>735361470
I don't get it

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>>735361947

>>735362067
>>735362026
>>735361985
>>735361965
>>735361917
>>735361881
>>735361863
>>735361836
>>735361804
fucking newfags, i hate summer.

>>735356651
... how do YOU know it never happened?

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>>735362161

>>735361360
Bottom is in Raleigh NC. On Glenwood Road. I remember that shit

>>735361652
Oh man this is the least funny thing i've seen in months ! It's like aborted Garfield

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post ylyl things or gtfo

>>735352660
Source now

>>735362296
Playing Magic: Duels online right now. Using a black/green deck designed to keep the opponents creature count at 0, get my land up quick, and a big deathtouch frog that destroys everything in its path. I'm cool.

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>>735362590
where can i go to play mtg online

>>735362431
White people

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>>735361901
>>735361863
>>735361860
>>735361836
Here it is for all you newfags. Look closely and you'll see a common visitor to ylyl threads.

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>>735360566

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>>735362716

>>735356030
ur meN :(

>>735357913
that's funny as heck.

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>>735362766

>>735361990
Fuck you don't tell me what to do bitch

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>>735362855
just got a lot of edgy sad shit

>>735362716
wtf is it

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>>735362881

>>735361441

if she wasn't wearing those glasses, she'd get third degree burns on her hand. i mean, look, the soldering iron is all blackened by previous hands melted by it (if you don't understand a soldering iron, she's touching the hottest part of it).

in computer science, there are no hot chicks.

last semester, in "systems programming and unix", a 300 level course that only 40% ever get a C, i was sitting there the first day and some extremely hot blonde chick came in and sat in front of me. i was stunned. she was the hottest chick i ever saw in a math or computer science course. she spent two minutes reading the slide that was up for the theater classroom of 150 people. she must have realized that a master's in math and PhD in computer science meant she was in the wrong room and she got up and left, and never came back. oh well.

i ended up getting that C and moved on. unfortunately, while i pass 100 very fuckable, very hot bitches in the sea of thousands every day at the university, none will ever be as hot as her ass in computer science.

>>735361985
It's because you still have humot and don't jack off to gore to feel something. Don't let the basement lurkers get to you.

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>>735362974

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>>735363041

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>>735363104

>>735363104
ze fuck

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>>735363041

>>735361560
I'd like to buy an A

>>735361770
no you wouldn't pussy

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>>735363120
i dont get it

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birbs

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>>735363124

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>>735362958
I'll knock off some of the shit he's got covering it. Still don't see it yet?

>>735360891
You could hardly play that shit sideways without it skipping lmao.
I miss shitty old record stores...

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>>735361917
Nigger

>>735363209
:^)

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>>735363245
omg i thought i was the only hitler was jesus believer

>>735362670
Well it won't be about blacks, the dad is involved.

>>735363209
not really I have bad eye sight

>>735363337
nah man you're good

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hitler was jesus....

>>735358722
Oh my god..

>>735361071
>
i dont get it

>>735356030
Stop reading books by youtubers, anon.

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this thread sucks still hasnt made me laugh

>>735363373
Are you retarded or just not read it?

>>735356030
thank fuck this isn't true

Bah, image limit reached. I'm done anyway, ungrateful ass-hobbits.

>>735356030
It's summer already, the newfriends take the b8. This get's posted extremely often and is fucking funny

>>735363559
would fuck 10/10

>>735362359
>literally has a 9GAG logo

>>735363209
nope still cant see it

Suck dicksters

>>735360627
Then drop the camo... How are you not getting this?

>>735357932
is that rubberross?

>>735363538
Was this le relatible """"""""""humor"""""""""" supposed to be any better than what's currently being posted? You get what you post, nigger.

Gas filled cum bubble slowly inflating before popping and leaving the smallest little cold fleck on your cheek. Think about it.

>>735363812
Yeah so I was too lazy to crop it off.

>>735363209
how the fuck did u get it to that

>>735363841
Ha ikr?

>>735362431
Niiiice

>>735360348
Lame af

>>735363855
its relatable to me

>>735363889
Lurk moar newfag

>>735363186
I threw a huge rock at some faggots window after he egged me from behind on Halloween, I ran to his car as he was hitting a red light grabbed the biggest rock I could and hurled it at his back window and he and his faggot friend sped off like the faggots they are.
Yes, i would take these anger issues and I would wreck that man. I would go to jail for it, if the camera survived.

>>735363938
It really is not funny. Consider suicide.

>>735360445
typical
fucking
nigger

>>735352660
This man is the ultimate fucking cunt.

He's a god among insects, the savior jesus christ sent by god to absolve mankind of our sins.

>>735363940
ive been lurking since 2011nigga just tell me how so I can take mu drunk ass to bed

>>735363949
Stfu you would bend over spread and present your soft pink butthole you weak pussy bitch

>>735362158
GAAAAAAAAYERRRRRR

>>735362431
She's really pretty. Would bang. I'm a girl, btw.

>>735363949
hahahaha holy shit

>>735363975
who says i havent

>>735362716
All I see are a bunch of Cs

>>735364061
I sure as hell wouldn't. I'm a dude, btw.

>>735364078
ya i dont get it either!

>>735364063
Well you are still alive and posting, which means you haven't considered it seriously enough.

>>735363104
Hawt

>>735364078
What is radioactive, naked, insanely funny, and c shaped?

>>735364173
Your mammas ass

>>735356030
>newfags replying to old ass greentext as if it's true and original

>>735364126
they locked up all the knifes and the medicine cabinet and they uh hid the gun in another place

>>735364206
Please return to middle school.

>>735364173
their is more to the picture than that, i see somethign int he left side and right side that is not a fucking banana!

>>735364231
I cant return if i havent even been there. Duh.

>>735364173
It ain't no banana muthafucka

>>735364173
A Fukushima reactor worker roasted to death while in the fetal position and other people are standing around pointing and laughing while one guy begins to urinate on his torso.

>>735361360
my friend lives in italia and she tells me when its snowing everyone dies like vesuvius hit them but everyone lays under snow instead of volcanic ash

>>735357873
Satan

>>735363949
you're such a little bitch, you wouldn't ever throw a rock through someones window, you'd sit at your filthy desk and wank to traps faggot

>>735364262
Yeah. You can go back on monday after enjoying your weekend, of course. How's the 7th grade course load treating you anyway?

>>735362157
It's glandular

>>735364335
Inalready told you i havent been there faygit. I start after the summer. Duh.

>>735364355
Of course. She can't help it, she's a victim of her genetics.

>>735362716
A KITTY!
How'd you get a kitty in there?

>>735362751
Wow. What the fuck man.
WHO DOES THAT???????

>>735364485
dude i think she fucking orgasmed at the end

>>735364392
Well enjoy your summer reading and refrain from use of edgy mongoloid pube farming forums for the rest of this summer, if you please, big boy.

>>735360566
Hey flockmod shout out.

>>735360627
Funny story actually
>be hunting with ex gf's dad
>Dick manages to find a nice sized Elk and downs it
>we skin it, bag it, and start down the hill towards camp
>get the worst idea ever
>we know there are other hunters in the area
>drape the skin over a log and prop the head up next to it
>about 30 minutes later we hear gunshots from the direction we just came from
>hear the loudest "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SON OF A BITCH" I've ever heard, practically echoes the entire forest
>figure we pranked one of them
>nope.jpg
>turns out the guy went up to inspect the skin and head
>another hunter was watching the carcass, saw movement in the bushes, and took the shot
>shot the other guy in the ass with a 30-06
>guy who got shot wasn't wearing any bright colors

L O L
O
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F U N N Y
U
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N
Y

T H R E A D
H
R
E
A
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>>735361071
its just a black background wtf

>>735364712
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G

>>735364712
what happend?

>>735363209
I still see a kitty!

>>735362157
>be 5
>ask mom for some cheese
>"no, we are almost out"
>fuck you bitch
>steal that shit
>hide under my blankets and eat off the brick so I won't get caught
>too much cheese to eat, but don't want to get caught eating off the brick
>hide it in my fat brother's blankets
>she found it while doing laundry
>punished him for eating the last of the cheese
>she will never know the truth

>>735364888
Fucking cheese is expensive.

>>735364029
I'd bend you over you mouthy little bitch...

>>735364328
Lol not even worth a valid response how's summer going kiddo

>>735364126
Lost

>>735365013
yeah it's like 5 dollars a brick and I ate so much of that shit.

>>735365054
I'd bend you both over a park bench and staple your nutsacks to the wood. At that point I'd smoke a quick bowl and then leave.

>>735364511
Legit crazy bitch.

>>735365256
Assuming your weak little bitch ass could hang
>stoner twat here
>huh nuh so tough huurrrr
>u r stoopid bitch haha
You're a 5 foot nothing 120lb weak ass loser who couldn't fathom doing a couple push ups let alone handling a grown man and a stapler at the same time lmao