ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!1!

>>735347051
I hate you

I still love my side man. I loved him eating my pussy without me even having to blink. I'm now an empty husk that forces men to suck on my pussy and I imagine it's him.

I sleep with a teddy bear. I'm 29 years old.

I stick my fingers up my ass when I masturbate

I jerk it to blacked, but hate niggers

I used a friend's suicide for attention, lied about doing/not doing shit in a foreign country, and I tell my family not to worry about my suicidal tendencies when I don't really know if I'm gonna kill myself anytime soon or not.

I've been cheating on my military husband with my moms fonger in the back of my moms friends car

I'm struggling. Memories of my childhood are flooding back and I've kinda shut down. Can't focus on anything, feel alone, drinking heavy. This isn't sustainable. Not sure how much longer I can go on.

Sometimes I think about fucking a man or a trap, but I don't know if I would like it.

>>735347535
thats cute anon

I'm cheating on my girlfriend with my friend's girlfriend

>>735348337
end your life

>>735348384
Let's talk anon. I've been drinking and I feel myself shutting down to.

I fucking want to plow my ex and could if I asked but to spite her I'll never ask and never agree when she asks.

I'm 36. I'm fucking my wife, her sister, their cousin, and their best friend's 19 year old daughter. All of them are married. None of them know about each other.

When it blows its going to be bad.

Also have a 26 year old, near perfect, stable trap sidepiece for when I'm feeling particularly degenerate. She's the only one I love.

i have no future

when i go swimming in the summer i get dressed in the public locker/shower room. when getting dressed, i usually stay naked as long as i can and let anyone get a good look, before showering, where i stroke myself until i cum and/or piss in front of people. i dont know if theyve ever noticed

my sjw ex accused me of rape and i hate her so much. but i want to fuck her puffy pussy hard again, and play with her huge tits

i went to the dark side of 4chan
am still have yet to find the FUCKING EXIT

>>735347981
you sound annoying

>>735348337
You know, I've never figured out who the bigger idiots are. The ones who join the military and get married right away for some stupid reason or the dumb bitches who marry them then cheat. I mean... when do people become aware they are a walking cliche.

my whole family has a really addictive gene so my parents always tell me about how bad smoking is and how easily i could get addicted but i'm already addicted and really don't want them to find out

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>>735349169

>>735349326
Do yourself a favor and don't try anything else. Smoking is shit by the way, and it's a huge waste of money

>>735347408
Fyi I really fucking hate you.
>I know your not her
But this is exactly what she would think.
Anyways see you monday, whore.

>>735347051
This one time I ripped the tag off my matress

>>735349539
im calling the fucking police you criminal scum

>>735347216
i hate me too.

I want to find someone who has no reason to continue to live, and made me his God. So I could have a slave/toy to do anything that my heart desires.

>>735347051
im planning on basically holding myself hostage and threatening to stab myself if my parents will not let me move back into their house. there'll be cops there i think, if so suicide by cop is a distinct possibility.

maybe ill facebook live it but i think i've only got 3g, 4g, ill not have wifi. im doing this shit on top of a parking garage.

a decade and a half of severe treatment-resistant depression makes you do weird things

My foot fetish is destroying my social life.

I like to get fucked in the ass by random dudes. Regret it after.

>>735349763
>suicide by cop is a distinct possibility
they'll just tase you and youll cry and then sit in jail for years crying some more

>>735349539
I'd love if he'd noticed me again. Thanks for getting my hopes up anon.

>>735349927
you really don't know me or the stuff i've done.

>>735347408
Post ass or gtfo

>>735350181
never claimed i did

I have cancer

i got no friends

I took a shower with a 9yo girl earlier tonight. Nothing sexual though.

>>735350342
i mean, i think im pretty willing to get a cop to shoot me. already been in a situation before that could've turned out like that. but anyway. life is great.

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my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

video not us but similar rhytm as when it happened.

>>735349618
kek

I fucked my dog in the ass yesterday.

>>735349849
Ok I'll bite. How exactly?

>>735348644
That's ok because she is cheating on you with your girlfriend

>>735350516
Neh. Its been done.

I think Emma Watson is stalking me and fucking my brother.

Please respond, feels like I am going crazy. I could swear it.

>>735351271
yes, i know. ive done it.

>>735351325
Shit, you too?!

>>735348613
i agree

>>735348337
Georgia?

>>735351463
Apparently I won some acid in a convoluted game show?

How did she even find me at the train station that day? My brother admits to nothing. I want to say they're false memories and get over it but I can't erase the images from my mind. Fuck.

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>>735350278
It's a video screenshot, but here ya go

>>735347051
I killed an elephant with my penis when I was a fetus, please don't tell anyone...

Sometimes i slip a little bit of powder that I make that includes very hard prescription sleeping pills into my female friends' drinks. Then i fuck them while they sleep. I have a few pics if anyone wants

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>>735351892
I'm reporting this to the FBI.

Idk after getting screwed over by this one girl I just can't jack off. Like I look at porn and its just nothing. So fuck her! She led me on and now I'm fucked and I didn't even get fucked!

I like when my gf fucks me with a strap-on

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>>735347051
i jack off to feminine anime boys and i also have severe aspergers
i guess the first part gave away the second part huh

i also have a crush on this indian chick and i call her my waifu

>>735351742
Yeah dude you need to stop doing drugs and get on meds asap

Seriously never forget what I said... no more drugs and go to the dr for psych/ schitz meds

>>735347535
Yooo I have a stuffed bunny that I've slept with since I was 3 and i'm 23 now.

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>>735347051
I fucked my best friends gf while she was blackout drunk. She didnt even know it happened the next day. Coincidentally we started dating 8 months later... we are about to get married and i still havent told her. It happened

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>>735352555
Pics of said sex???

I'm into henti

>>735352308
Who doesn't.

>>735347051
i'm silver on overwatch and i just wanna be gold

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>>735352766
Didnt take pics at the time. I was scared shitless. These are her nudes though.

>>735349010
>When it blows its going to be bad.
now that's an understatement...

ride that wave as long as you can, and when it blows remember - there is always more pussy.

>>735351597
I'm from Georgia.

>>735348798
Sorry dude. Put my phone down for while. Am back, am all ears. What's bugging you man? Women? Money? Health?

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>>735347051
Still a virgin at 21.

>>735351009
tight?

Time for a lewd secret. I feed my nieces candy from my hands. Its something that slips beneath the whole families radar. But I fucking love how they bend over, maybe put a hand or two on my knee and slurp the candy off my fingers. I hate that I love this so much.

I'm 29 and have been fucking my 51 year old aunt for almost 3 years on average about once a month when she gets drunk. Not the best body but still ok for an older woman with 3 kids. Best sex I've ever had though.

When I was 13 i watched my mom and dad have sex and masturbated. They didn't know I was watching but it was so hot seeing my mom's was bouncing up and down

>>735352325
I have been on meds before, they change nothing. I'm convinced. If that makes me a lunatic so be it.

>>735347051
25 years old. Have a 1 month old baby with my partner. Have never done any homosexual activity but now i really regret it. Actually admitted to her (only her) that i was bisexual before we had a baby. Now i really really want oral sex with a man.

>>735347051
I am relatively young, not stating age, and I am taking a lot of responsibilities on for my family. Along with school, and moving and a lot of other things that have been playing key factors for months, I'm worried about my health for once in my life. I don't have a mom to help, my grandma isn't getting any younger, and my little brothers are only getting older. The constant stress mixed with my not-so-great diet, and the fact that I'm pretty tall and a little fat, I'm basically walking heart attack material. Plus I barely have any free time or chances to myself, when I do get some time I barely go out or be social, I have never had an ounce of therapy in my life for the traumas I've experienced, and I beat off 4-6 times a day just to make myself feel better.

>>735349035
Talk about it anon. This is a safe place. Faggot.

>>735354447
this is only a secret because I never express how I feel twords my Dad or tell anyone like a friend or something how horrible it all feels. >inb4 "faggggg lol get a life ecks deee"

>>735354399
Talk her into a 3-way

>>735347051
I used to stick glass bottles up my ass and pretend I was getting fucked like a girl.

>>735354835
Be glad they never broke

>>735354792
Nah. I would if I didn't have a child eith her as if it went pear shaped I could just walk away like "ah well, fucked up". Not gonna do something tjat will make me potentially want to leave when i was the one who suggested it

>>735354918
This. People has genuinely died doing this.

>>735347051
I hate hearing people laughing at work or on youtube, or anywhere really because I am pretty sure I'll never achieve that feeling with the same sex. Trying to just enjoy my young body while i have it and get over the fact that I have not had a social life yet and never will. Yes I am autistic. Fuuuuck. Sorry for sounding so depressing, don't mean to put a damper on anyone's mood.

>>735355080
Oh I think this threads already lowkey deppressing anyways

>>735354447
Expand pls
Do you have any anxiety related symptoms? Also have a stressful life with shit diet. I get hurt burn, frequent urination, indigestion, palpitations, panic attacks in crowded places, freak out of no rest room is nearby, nausea , etc. you experience any of these alongside anxious thoughts???

Several years ago I fucked my ex girlfriend's best friend, right in front of her, and she never found out. To be fair, we were all very drunk and it was dark. She still doesn't know.

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>>735347051
I used to be a manager at a pizza place. One day while doing a no fap month, and eating tons of vegetables so I'd drop a mammoth load I broke while opening the store. I was the only one in the store and I walked into the walk in to do inventory, and it hit me. A urge like no other came upon me to fap into the days supply of pizza sauce, and I did. I CAME BUCKETS. Biggest load I've ever dropped, like cum fetish amounts. I stirred it in. That day an elementary school called in an order for 180 pizzas. I served hundreds of 5 to 10 year olds my spunk.

Best friends girlfriend is making sexual advances towards me. I've known him for 12+ years. I turned her down the first time but the tension is so real. Her ass is so fat omg.

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Italians are the qts of Europe.

I'm 24 and have a blankie and suck my thumb

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>>735355383
I feel ya

>>735352308
nothing wrong with that

>>735355273
I have intense deppression, often get nausiated and feel physichally ill when it gets bad, get panic attacks almost all the time, intense anxiaty attacks at home or outside of home, and have trouble feeling safe with anyone and hate being crowded. I also have an intense fear of upsetting others I care for and have intense abandoment issues. For starters lmao, plus I care way to much for anyone but myself

I have plans for the future but at the same time I'm ready to die whenever, I've lived a fulfilling enough life already

>>735355515
Cute tbh...lowkey same

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I have over $300,000 hidden from my wife. She has no idea. If she did she would try to spend it on frivolous shit because she's a foolish whore. I'm going to do my best to hide it when I eventually divorce her.

I've lost about 300K on online gambling

>>735355821
Well what a-

Cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and I still guilt her about trivial shit all the time

>>735355080
All you can do is try dude. Maybe try a sport. I recommend Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Moved to a new city for work and has zero friends for a month before I started training. How i have loads of friends :-)

>>735355821

this this is your wife posting here >>735355853

>>735355853
-coincidence

>>735355967
lol, probably

I feel like the good years of my life are past me, and all I can think about is how much better I could have lived them and how happy I could have been now.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend to want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out out side of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play videogames, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

I'm lazy and let my wife work 80hrs a week while I have a part time job. Still make her fuck me every 2 days.

>>735348644
At least you worded it better in this thread compared to last time.

>>735349010
i don't come here for the secrets, I come here to laugh at all the SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED such as this right here

>>735356266
Don't give up yet! Even if it seems so bleak, so hopeless, it'll get better in the end, and if it's not better, it's not the end :)
You're a tough dude and will pull through and some day be happy again. Even if it takes a life time.

I've been drinking for 2 weeks straight. Noone noticed, and I don't intend on stopping.

>>735356293
Just how incredibly incompetent were her parents and the school staff, assuming things ended there?

>>735356293
YOU BASICALLY STOLE THIS FROM THE TRIFFLERS YOU FUCK!

>>735356266
Same

>>735356293
You're a piece of shit.

>>735349010
Found the autistic basement dweller.

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>>735349763
no, it's not the "depression". you are just a stupid spaz with absolutely no control when it comes to your autism. come on now, anon. treatment won't help if you don't let it

>>735356720
It's not true he stole it from a book and modified it

>>735356555
I have about three shots a day but I keep it secret so I don't bug others with my problems.

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>>735348764
>>735349294
>>735351597
My secret is that I let someone I truly loved slip away from me because I was a pussy. I constantly beat myself up over it and now all I do is try and improve myself in every way possible, physical and mental and emotional, because I'm clinging to the idea that someday I can get her attention and for her to see me as more than I was and good enough and deserving enough of her love. Also if i don't like someone i pee on their car door handle or put gum under it

I feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick in my relationship but keep playing all smiles instead of talking about it with my significant other.

Yes yes, I know I'm a little bitch.

I have a chronic heart condition that's going to kill me before the age of 30 but I can't tell anyone I care about because I don't want them to worry.

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>>735356293
Anons a lier lmao

>>735357017
At least your getting some human contact motherfuck

>>735355821
>>735355853
>>735355967
No, he gambled it online and lost. Shit happens fast manee.

>>735357110
Honestly, being in a shitty relationship is worse than no human contact

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>>735357050
Lmao

>>735357050
What book is this?

>>735357110
While you're not entirely wrong, it's also very scarce at that.
Being someone that practically jumps for human contact makes this very difficult.

>>735357274
The Triflers

>>735357179
In many instances yes, truth be told I'd love to talk to them about it, but I'm not sure if it'd come off as needy.

Just watched the girl on the train. Loved it. But the character closest to me is the honest Joe who gets cheated on and befriends the drunk.

>>735357472
You're just letting them disrespect you by going along with their bullshit

>>735347535
My wife does same thing. Same age.

>>735357554
You're absolutely correct. Though the mental confliction is rather...unforgiving.

>>735357723
If just tell your partner how you feel, and if she doesn't respect it then leave her. It'll feel like shit for a week or 2 then you'll realize it was for the best

>>735347051
I fuck my mother regularly. first time was her idea, after that my 15 y/o biology took over and it has since been a thing we do. Even when i have a girly. Also fuck my sisters if i get a chance when i'm home. none of them would ever talk about it with anyone else in the family, or outside of it come to think of it, and it's amazing.

Once i came in my mom just to go and fuck my older sis without showering. good times.

I wish I was a girl so I could whore my body out and seek attention from tons of guys.

>>735352555
Oh she remembered. Why do you think she's marrying you?

>>735357959
I mean, I'm bi so I'm still interested even if you're a guy

I am still in love with my ex girlfriend who used to suck my dick like no one else did it yet. I cheated on her several times which is the reason why I made her a psycho and now we're not even together anymore and I'm unhappy with my new gf especially because she is not as funny as my ex.

>>735357863
Well when you put it that way. Yeah, fuck it. I'll talk to her about it. If she doesn't respect my feelings, then fuck this situation.

Thank you.

>>735358074
Shouldn't have cheated dumbass lmao

>>735358074
I know you. Your a fucking faggot stop trying to catfish her anon.

My friend group and ex think i cheated on her with someone we all know (and she hates). I spent long hours and much effort to reinforce this even though i did not cheat on her with said friend.

I cheated on her with that friends younger sister. Who's 15.

I'm just lucky i ended up fucking the friend after the fact too, so any questions would become muddled and only me and the sister would know.

And you anon, but you know all my secrets.

>>735358074

Take 7 seconds to breath, and the let go of her anon.

You fucked up, live with the scar, but live well regardless.

stop your bitching.

>>735347051
fuck off, stop posting this thread every couple of hours

>>735358069
So I can be your whore? Location?

>>735347051
I'm fucking someone's wife in order to help my wife deal with her patients.

My wife works as a counselor dealing in sex therapy. Normally she deals with patients in hospitals who have ED due to some sort of physical injury but occasionally she meets with patients in her own office with different psycholohical issues in regards to sex. A few months ago a couple booked an appointment with her about problems in bed. Normally it's confidential and she would never tell me about these things but she wanted me to come to one of these sessions to help her. I went and found out that the husband she was counseling was having issues getting aroused in bed. He was only aroused when his wife was near other men. He basically had a extreme cuck fetish which he couldn't fulfill making him impotent in bed. His wife was complaining about it since she hadn't had sex in a year and didn't want to cheat on him. Turns out my wife recommended the best course of action was to actually fulfill his desire and slowly "wean" him out of it. It's been two months and every Tuesday and Thursday I have to go to my wife's off just to sleep with this guy's wife while my own wife monitors and counsels them at the same time. Not as fun as it sounds.

>>735351963
want pics

>>735355383
Same

>>735355383

you have to tell him. record her so he believes you.

>>735351963
seconded.

What are you using? Does it have similar symptoms as a hangover? does it have a taste? how long does it take to dissolve? effect lengths? etc.

Asking for a friend.

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I want my gf to fuck with a couple friends while I'm there and she sucks my cock

>>735358647
What should he post instead a trap thread? This is one of the better threads in /b/ its not 2007 anymore anon

>>735349916
man or woman?

>>735347051
I started sharing my girlfriend with her ex again because he shared her with me when they were together.

>>735347051
kissless, hugless, never hold the hand of a girl of similar age. 24 yo

>>735359645
Sounds like a fair deal, she's obviously not a keeper

I just wanted to say that; I'm not suicidal as from yesterday. hi/she made me realize that thoughts are free natural and should feeling these fillings; i know to kill myself now

I know most people don't like to talk about dreams, but i had one recently (and for the first time in a while) about my brother molesting me.I was sucking his dick. and the weird part is I wok up with a boner. I also had watched gay porn earlier that night, so that may have played a role. idk dreams are according to a popular hypothesis a method of dealing with extreme stress or fear

>>735347650
/thread

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>>735359613
Summerfag intensefies

im obsessed with my best friends gf to the point that i feel like im going insane. i try not to obsess over her and want to just have a normal friendship but im fucked in the head. cant stop over analysing every word she says to me and every look she gives me. im also suicidallly depressed and thats playing into this in ways i dont understand. im so tired of this, like burnt out, this has been going on for years . Fucked up thing is im not even interested in meeting other women because i only want her

>>735354078
greentext on how it started

i gave my mom a handjob

>>735360398
que rico uwu

>>735349010
what episode of friends is this?

My wife has shit libido so I post her nudes on here to get off on comments from other anons

When I was much younger I dated a woman way beneath my class. I went to private school she dropped out of public. But she was insanely hot. She had a 9 year old daughter but she didn't bring her around much. When she did there was always something weird about her. After a year of dating we moved in together, and that's when things went batshit. They both walked around completely naked, she let her naked daughter sit in my lap, etc. but I didn't know how far in I was getting until about four months. We were drinking heavily and smoking weed, her daughter walked up and my gf have her a hit on the joint and a sip on her drink. In my mind I said something but I was drunk and I guess I only thought it. This becomes more and more frequent rapidly. One night we are so trashed I'm fucking my gf in front of her daughter. Her daughter watches and touches herself. I won't get into it but things got a lot more serious. I was with them for five years. Then my gf mom that she rarely mentioned supposedly passed away. They flew back to the east coast for funeral and never came back. No call no note no email just gone.

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I really want to lick her scratch and sniff sticker

>>735347051
I let my wife's boss come over and fuck my wife with me so that she could get a raise.

>>735361726
You faggot cuck

>>735357030
Tell someone now or it'll be even for them harder when you pass. Godspeed anon

I've been raiding my wife's little sister's panties, sex toys, anything I can get my hands on for years. She is so much sexier than my wife she drives me fucking nuts.

>>735347051
I think this girl I'm going to start dating is going to get clingy fast. We haven't gone on 1 date yet and she already wants me to go to one of her dance recitals.

I killed one of you little racist shits a few years ago and buried him in my back yard. Nobody suspects me and people drive by him every day. I'm thinking of doing it again, there's too many fucking racists in america.

>>735361726
Joke's on you. She was already getting the raise. She already fucks him at her job. They just wanted a reason to humiliate you. That made the sex hotter for them.

>>735362107
>everyone on 4chan is a white supremecist. #Antifa

>>735362107
Fuck off back to nig nog ville

>>735349982
Here’s all my keks. It’s a nice thought that I might go the other way.


May I eat your pussy madam?
*tips neckbead*

>>735362187
watch your back, coward
>>735362175
you're all fucking cowards, anon

>>735350599
Make sure you seem straight up violent and obviously armed.

Charge them.

Had to top a failed suicide by cop

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>>735362324
To the helicopter with you, commie scum.

>>735351325
That’s not the worst fantasy I’ve heard.

What stops you confronting Emma Watson?

Hookers. So many hookers.

>>735351796
Why did you never dress up for me?

Like I know I said dw about it and whatnot, but a surprise now and then would have been nice.
I mean fuck man. What do you want from me?

>>735362324
Nigger eat my shit. Your mom should be shot for shitting you out of the rancid asshole she calls a pussy.

>>735347051
I ate the last slice of pizza.

>>735349149
That's something a rapist would say

>>735362800
Dubs of truth

>>735347051
I love scat too much at this point. A FEW of my good friends know I'm into scat but they don't know how bad I am into it. My family doesn't know but my sister. I told her cause I wanted at least 1 person to know in my family. I can't tell anyone cause I know it's fucking gross. I joke with my best friend in telling him how I hope the next girl I get with will let me watch her shit. But honestly, I want to do so much.

I want to watch her shit, wipe her ass, maybe even taste it. I think it's cause I've been single almost 5 years is what has lead me down this extreme fetish. I love the smell of girls shit at this point, only girls I'm not related too. I've noticed that. I don't know if it's cause I KNOW them or if it's cause there's something bio in me telling me it's wrong.

Now, have I done anything scat yet? No but I want to at least once. I have no idea why scat turns me on, I have no idea why I like scat, I just do. As far as I know, I don't have a fucked up past, I thought about it as much as possible, so I don't know what's up.

Maybe I might get lucky and get to do some light scat play and see if I do or not like it. Ex GF said she would but then bailed on me about a week ago and never heard back from her.

I think the reason I like it is that it's different, and I hate being considered "Normal" but not like a special snowflake. I'm a nerd. I love nerdy shit, and I love talking about things a lot of people don't know but I love hanging out with my nerdy friends. They understand me. So I guess I mean I know some people who understand it? But honestly, you wont really get THAT many people into scat. It's still hard to find really anyone

>>735359668
6 more years and you shall possess unlimited wizard powers, don't fail us

I don't give a fuck
>edgy

>>735347051
I suck dick and swallow huge loads.

Not many friends, really only me and best friend my entire life. One day I started hanging out with this girl in grade 11. Had a huge crush on her since about grade 3. She just started talking to me and said we should hang out some time. I was stoked, never really had anyone to hang out with on weekends and stuff. Did the whole best friend thing, put up with all her drama and bullshit for years. Realised she only became friends with me to get closer to my best friend.

This is all when I was in highschool(2009ish), just realised I got played like a beta maybe 2 years ago... I thought she liked hanging out with me but I guess not.

I'd green text the story but fuck that. That fucking cunt.

>>735363179
I know you do

ITT kids who don't know how to take a thread serious

>>735363179

OP?

>>735363483
ITT /b/

It sounds easy but it really isn't

>>735363616
you shut your whore mouth anon

>>735363634

yeah that's the point

>>735347051
I eat eggs doused with hot peppers and use public toilets. The smell I make is horrible. I love the reaction of those coming in to pee, the gaging, the comments, the sometimes just leaving right away. Those days, the toilet paper is stained red when I wipe but it's funny as hell.

>>735363696
What the fuck are you talking about

I applied durex play o orgasmic enhancer gel to the panties of a girl im babysitting

She literally moaned and squirmed while watching cartoons

I asked her what's wrong she just "nothing" and ran to her room

I spied, and watched her furiously masturbate
At which point I entered the room and pretended to be concerned

Ended up eating her out, and we made promises of silence to each other

Never forget

>>735363907
how old? please tell me for I wish to fantasize

>>735363846

shut up jew

>>735364124
Neck yourself:^)
Not a shill, but have you ever even met a Jewish person?

>>735363907
Fake and gay

i spy on my sister once a week. Sadly never saw pussy, but itll come. She "accidently" saw my dick few times because i timed it right. She was always staring at it and i acted like i dont notice. I want to fuck her so badly.

>>735364307
No the smell is far too horrid for me to tolerate.

>>735364350
>neonazi detected

>>735362735
Fuck you

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>>735349010

>>735364406
Nothing neo about it faggot.

The truth never wavers or requires reshaping

>>735364471
Just remember who lost the war

>>735364499
Cool!

>>735364439
How does one predict an ideology by external factors?

Maybe a skin head?

Should this man not be punching himself til he grows hair again?

>>735364500
Russia right?

Germany looks nice and white to me friend. We have a border control issue.

Your population is literally black..

Who lost faggot?

I am actually god

I am god

I am

I

>>735364538
Skinheads are basically white trash, and usually have tattoos on their heads and everywhere else

>>735364592
I'm no americuck

>>735364569
Kek

You’re right, ideally we would have gassed him. But times as they are and all you liberal neo nazi faggots who try to normalise and water down such a pure goal tend to weaken the faith

>>735347051
ive been counting every time ive masterbaited since the beggining of 2017 and im at 498

>>735353502
Same, same

I'm loving all these new drug posts. Although I'm startling to wonder if the feds monitor this site

>>735364674
I was talking about Britain.
But you’re right, I’ve no idea where you’re from.

I’m proud you’re probably white, misguided as you are in thankful you’re not a nigger or kike

>>735364758
i like it!

I lowkey want to anhero on my mom's 50th bday

>>735347051
I sold a whole bunch of drugs, and when all my friends got busted I just moved away.
I lost my virginity to a man, when I was 13, woke up with him on top of me, did a whole bunch of drugs to dull the pain.
Couldn't tell anyone, because it would have been he said, he said and My family is really religious.

I might be gay. I fuck girls and like it but I've never had a succesful relationship with one and women are fucking annoying. I don't like spending much time with any woman if I can help it. I'm 30 and just can't imagine switching teams and start fucking guys even though I want to, starting with a few of my male coworkers. I work in hollywood so they are models and actors types and I've never wanted to pound some dudes more.

>>735362903
I have scat and voyeur fetish too, but no one knows that I have that fetish

>>735351325
Punch her, dumbass

I posted my gf on 4chan for the first time yesterday ... and I don't feel bad about it ? I think im a bad person

>>735365630
Post a reminder for us?

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>>735365713

>>735357959
Duuude. Me too. Kind of. I wish there was role reversal where an average guy (ie. Me) would get hit on 10+ times a night in a club.

>>735365222
Trips confirms gayness.

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I once saw a live raping in front of me, but I was drunk and I did nothing to stop it. Now I feel bad for that girl

>>735356293
Lying niggerrrrr

>>735365855
Thanks for clearing that up. Let me fuck your ass first, bro.

I lie to my friends, that i will never use supplements while indeed im planning to cus im not gaining enough.

>>735349010
How does a girl not know her sister or her cousin?

I found out my friend has a gigantic dick and talked my younger sister into fucking him as I watched

>>735347051
A few weeks ago I had to suck a real cock and "share" my girlfriend for the first time ever since my girlfriend's gay best friend moved in with us after he got divorced.

>>735360347
Pics plz

>>735349169
You can check out but you can never leave

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Im not even joking i cant stop watching or thinking about this video

>>735360972
Maybe they lied about her dying and left you for someone else. Lol

>>735366691
Summary for those of us not in touch with our inner zoophiliac?

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>>735347051
I cheat on my long distance girlfriend for another girl who is long distance. It makes me sad to think about it but she makes me feel so fucking good when she obeys my every command

>>735367001
It has nothing to do with porn. I just can't stop saying

HI NIGGERRRRRR in my mind

I hate myself and i have spent years and an absurd amount of time to hide the fact that i'm drinking myself half dead every time i have the chance.
I don't even consider killing myself a choice, because i'm curious about life as it is. To me, life is watching tv with a bad antenna, i know it could be better but i just can't find a way to solve it...
The problem is, i work with counseling, i devoted years to learn about Zen, Buddhism and Taoism. I have delivered years of motivational speeches, i helped people as much as i was able, but i'm still feeling the same way.

>Severe mom issues (into milfs, /ss/, gf and i spoil each other physically)
>Had sex with a underage tranny. Best head I've ever recieved
>After three episodes, finally understand why seinfeld is funny

>>735360972
There are some good greentexts here I hope

>>735353502
Drastic measures anon?

>>735364713
are you like 12?

I made a fake chad account on facebook to get feet pictures from mature women in my neighborhood and people from who go to my college. I also pay close friends to let me play with their hair.

I like to pop my black heads and eat it.

>>735367693
Can relate. Do you see any way out? Or are you expecting to repeat each day until you eventually die? The motivational thing interests me, that you wouldnt use what you teach

>>735357030
you will live to be 80

I gave my wife herpes.

>>735370592
Bro that's really fucking nice!

>>735370989
Counter-Spider.

i am trully alone
no frieds that care about me
my parents and me dont really get along
no gf
i dont have anything to fight for . Dont have a person an idea or a movement to fight for .
I am basically a walking husk of a human being that just eats shits sleeps works and masturbates the whole day

Fucked hookers since I was 18
Played chicken with a train almost won
Got a face stomped in for no reason in front of everyone I know
Get black out drunk almost daily
Think imma gonna take a bath with a toster

>>735347051
i hate xxxtentacion

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I want to seduce and fuck May daughter Hannah. Pic is her

>>735372819
>Got a face stomped in for no reason in front of everyone I know
Can you give us more information, please?

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog to lick her vag

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>>735373602
Why? He's like my fave rapper now!

>>735373826
nice

>>735373881
It was, I'm gladly she recorded it

>>735373917
post em!

I once found a package of 25 000$ in my grandpa's basement. He was in some sketchy business and went into jail, so the house where going to be sold. So me and my brother cleaned the house from stuff worth keeping when i found it. Split it 50/50 with my brother. Havent told anyone in my family about it.

>>735373958
If you have kik I can send some screenshots, haven't had time to edit them, still

My ex keeps snapping me nudes through discreet mirrors in the background of her snaps. She clearly wants to fuck me, and I want to fuck her, but I don't want to cheat on my current girlfriend.

Shave, wax and Nair and put on thigh high fishnets, garter belt, slutty lingerie, breast inserts, slutty makeup, make vids, edge, rub cum all over face, close up w/my load in my mouth, fuck my vibrator hard.

>>735362077
I do exactly this too. Stolen so many of her bras. Finally found some topless photos of her last month and it was like I won the lottery

>>735351796
What else ya got

My best friend is has a twinsister which I had a crush on all my childhood. One day when i was at their house, her used panties and bra where left on the bathroom floor. I smelled it and had my dick all over them, thought of her having my dick on her is so hot.

Done the same with one of my friends mom's panties and bras. Searched for sextoys but found none, so her underwear had to do.

A friend of mine which i work with has the sexiest mother of all time. Tried to get her drunk during her sons graduationparty to raise my chances of getting her naked when her husband couldnt see. But that was sadly a foreign dream... She is so hot. damn ..

When I got my face stomped in sum coked up asshole walk up behind me at a party threw me to the ground and kicked me 4 times in the face I never talked to the kid in my life