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Creamy... steamy...
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kys
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>>735338280
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>>735338280
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Stop this fucking threat, cuck
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>>735338280
oh look its this threat again.

your a faggot.
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>>735338280
can i suck a log of shit out of your asshole Lord andy?
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Can someone explain this whole Andy shit log thing?
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Onion rings
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>>735339223
Its just like the Stephen Tyler Onion ring
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>>735339329
andy sixx log meme is the youtuber onision
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mods ban this fag again
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what is the basis behind this meme. what did that guy do that involves turdlogs i just donot understand help me out bros
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>>735339329
I still don't get it.
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>>735339572
onision sex contract
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>>735339682
summer
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>>735339699
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>>735339056
>your a faggot
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>>735339842
onision the banana
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>>735339782
im honestly at a loss for words.
i just...
i mean
i cant even, even right now just ugh

the fact that you took the time to make all this oc to force a terrible meme FOR OVER A FUCKING YEAR

and this picture just finished me off. im fucking done. i dont get people and i absolute hate humanity. ive dealt with some demented, sick fucking individuals in my life but you're really a league of your own.
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>>735339056
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>>735339833
the named banana onision
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>>735339917
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>>735339934
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>>735339962
onision
the banana tuber
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>>735339682
You wouldn't get it. Guys, he just doesn't fucking get it.
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>>735339997
onision
the
banana banana is for real
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>>735340040
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>>735340014
2nd banana onision
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>>735340150
banana reality w/ onision
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In my creamless dreams... I see that log...
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come on you wouldnt suck a creamy dreamy log of shit out of Andy's asshole?
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>>735340221
onisions 2nd channel for sex vlogs
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>>735339682
so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
==================
It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on 4chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
...
He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...
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>>735338280
Beautiful... Covergirl.
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>>735340287
CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute /b/ with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...
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>>735340264
log of onision the banana
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logging on
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>>735340287
you're just jealous of all the logs that you wont let yourself suck, give in to the dream, and taste the cream
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>>735340315
as a matter of fact, it seems that once I post these pastas, OP slows down and stops entirely.
he's stopped a few times so far.
of course, i can't guarantee it, since he's so crazy,
but it seems he hates being revealed and gets all butthurt when others actually reveal him
>>735340405
watch, he'll try to dilude this message by varoius means
it's hilarious ;)
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>>735339685
There's nothing to get.
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the ass mad in this thread is delicious
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smooth as a sail and as creamy as a log
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SLIDDING
L
I
D
D
I
N
G
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>>735340910
DOWN
O
W
N
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>>735340910
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ONION RiNGZ
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so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
==================
It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on 4chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
=======================
He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on..
>>
CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute /b/ with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...
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>>735338280
can someone explain this meme, ive seen it and dont understand the logs of shit thing.
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>>735340656
MY
Y
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>>735341196
newfag
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>>735341248
man i was here before puddi puddi
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>>735341196
>being so stupid as to not read the walls of text that explain everything fully
just kill yourself, newfag, you are why faggots like OP are not gone yet
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when will this person kys himself?
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>>735342310
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>>735342310
>when will this person kys himself?
it's hard to tell. crazy people usually begin to demonstrate violent responses when they're about to go on their murderous/suicidal rampages.
.
the WEW LAD guy actually threatened everyone on 4chan when he broke down and threatened mods with death before he ate a 357 magnum.
.
OP knows that some of us are fascinated in him, which is why he slows down (and sometimes disappears) when we try to get him to talk or post any meaningful text ;)
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trips get
>>>/bant/969444
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>>735342691
Thread isn't opening for me
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This meme fucking sucks.
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>>735342854
Just go there and use the catalog then. It'll be easy to find.
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>>735343050
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Raging faggot spotted
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>>735343359
Kek. Logless shills sure are out in full force tonight
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>>735343461
>>735343258
>>735344230
>>735338280

hi OP, why aren't you 'educating' others tonight?
or why aren't you 'munging' texts to dilute our message about you?
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>>735344230
Omfg saved. Kek
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>>735344230
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>>735344230
>>735344391
Is that OC? Moar
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>>735344391
love how he's getting a sixx skat bar
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>>735345084
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>>735343258
i shouldnt be laughing
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>>735345255
Dubs logged
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>>735345255
dubs logged
throat clogged
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>>735340405
kek. The log on Worf is gold.
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>>735338280
>Creamy... steamy...


U r cancer
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>>735345476
Grow up, kid.
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>>735339934

The fact that you got angry and replied just means that you fell for the bait. The logfags win.
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>>735338280
I think we're done here.
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Stop logposting.
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>>735346252
This would end if you stopped replying. Let it get to page 15.
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>>735346339
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>>735338280
slidding
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>>735346501
Down
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The cream..
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>>735347243
teh steem
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>>735347299
Dubs logged.
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Somebody once told me Pillsbury's gonna roll me
He's got the sweetest logs in the world
He was looking kind of doughy and chewing a pierogi
He wore a chef's hat with blue circle

Well the world keeps spinning and the logs keep slidding
Fed to the people and I left 'em all grinning
Didn't make sense not to share my logs
You flush them down but your pot gets clogged
It's all my poop, there's mouths to feed
So don't drive my car from the backseat
You'll never get me to back off
I'll never stop sharing my logs

Hey now I'm a log star
Pull my pants down
Gourmet
Hey now you're a glutton
Let yourself go
Buffet
All that's slidding is food
Only tasty logs from this dude

It's a hazard and it only gets hazzer
Light the gas oven and you risk a disaster
But the Pillsbury men dare to risk it
Judging from the back of the tube of Grands Biscuits
And Andy's logs are getting pretty warm
Don't leave them uncovered or the flies will swarm
My log's all creamy, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I eat like a horse

Hey now I'm a log star
Set the table
Let loose
Hey now board the shit train
Choo-choo poo-poo
Caboose
Pillsbury dough boy is toast
Jam a log of shit down his throat
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>>735348402
Somebody once inquired to what do I aspire?
"You're a loser and a piece of shit"
I said "shit, and that's about it
I could keep it all to myself
Or I could spread around the benefits

Well now, I'm a log star
I can feed you
For free
Hey now, you're a dough boy
You're expensive
To eat
Pillsbury looks like burnt toast
But he used to look like a friendly ghost
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>>735348402
>>735348461
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I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.
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>>735348873
Yeah, I released that ahead of time. Tomorrow there will be more
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>>735338280
BVB is garbage and Andy is a fucking tool.
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>>735349269
Grow the fuck up, kid.
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Come log post in the song making thread.
>>735344871
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>>735349269
any band in that genre is garbage, faggot. go suck a log of shit
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>>735349269
I did, you indignant yuppie larva. It's why I factor in this little thing called talent when picking my musicians.
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Fresh logs
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I am disappointed that we do not have Andy Sixx sucking down a creamy log of shit on pixelcanvas.io
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>>735350008
I started a log, it's coming along. Race will be there too, like this
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Hot logs
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>>735350422
Noice
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Cream logs
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>>735352571
Kek
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