>Pick a superpower and the person below you makes it useless

But you die when you turn invisible

>Telekinetic powers

But you die when you use your telekinetic powers

>Immortality

But you die when you turn immortal

>Austism

But you die when you turn immortal

>Infinite dick growth

Making cookies and milk out of thin air

But nobody will fuck you because you smell bad

Bulletproof skin.

>>735337386

But you can't get away with acting out in restaurants

>super strength

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>Immortality
>But you die when you turn immortal

>>735337102
Mods wtf

>>735337102
but only when no one is looking at you.

>>735337285
Also but you die because time goes backwards and you're unborn.
>Always getting what I want

>>735337478
only when you're asleep

> can see the future

>>735337552
Never really know what you want because you're a stupid human
>Extra stretchy fingers

>>735337478
But youre bone still break from the weight
>the power of anonymous

But you die when you use it

>You have the power to not die when you use a superpower

>>735337685
But your bones all turn to jello and you can't move.
>spiderman

>>735337634
The very act of observing it changes it, so it's never accurate.

>Can eat any amount of anything without dying.

>>735337753
You have to shoot the webs out of your anus, and you always have hemorrhoids.
>Breath underwater

>>735337724
Eternal misery that is unbearable and causes you to have but not use your power.
>defeating the purpose of this thread

>>735337724
But only in your dreams
>the power over all inorganic matter

>>735337826
But only when you're wearing SCUBA
>feed off sun rays

>>735337763
Infinite craving for human flesh
>Unbreakable eye-lashes

>>735337724
But only after Death...

>You can make everone like you on demand

>>735337902
Ginger
>Fly

>>735337876
But only when you have someone else dick up your arse.

But when you do that you become 12$ in debt
> Gain 12$

>>735337876
You have no idea what this power does, or that you have it.

>Waterbending

>>735337931
But you still can't change your self hatred for being a trap liking faggot

>You can make traps non gay

>>735337942
Only in zero gravity...

>Xray vision

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>>735338041
I would still be able to propel myself while all the other dumb niggers would be swinging their arms. 0/10

>>735337978
But you drown.
>telepathically kill people

>>735338041
But when you use it you turn blind
> Speak to animals

>>735338041
increased chances of cancer

>no refractory period

>>735337102
big poe doing big things

>>735337102
But only when you have clothes on

Seeing the future

>>735338041
Scared of skeletons

Ability to shoot dick bullets

>>735337102

I'm gonna need to see moar of this semen demon

>>735338041
That's not flying

X-ray vision works perfectly, but people are ugly.

>Super accurate long-distance vision

>>735337905
>> Infinite craving for human flesh
but thats a plus...

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>>735338194
big poe doing big things

>>735338148
But you're a fucking idiot and think about killing yourself

>Pyrokenisis

>>735338181
They all speak mandarin, you don't speak mandarin
>Control the actions of all animals

>>735338227
Until you eat yourself

>>735337102

Flatulence!

>>735338018
but they become horrible looking

>>735338202
Dick-bullets are literally your only skill.

>Can bite through anything

>>735338258
Only underwater...

Can melt Steel beams

Walk on water

>>735338343
Sealed asshole.
>Super speed

>>735338260
But when you aren't using it all animals try to kill you

>>735338373

With your mom's pussy juice

>>735338344
sorry, it seems i am retarded
>> the power to bend the univerce into your will, under any circumstances

>>735338367
everything tastes like shit

> can hold breath indefinitely

>>735338432

with your lips?

>>735338183
You can only get a boner from brazillian midget fart clown porn

>your wounds heal instantly

>>735338387
Jews will want to nail you to a cross

>Hyper intelligence

>>735338432
crippled for life

>>735337905
But each one weighs 1 ton
>Power to leave 4chan

>>735337102
impregnate any aged female with black babies just by making random contact

>>735338258
I already do so it doesn't matter.

But your dick catches fire when you use it.
>time travel

>>735338561
But you can only travel backwards
> Become anybody you want

>>735338527
Real word has bad graphics too.
>Power to not be a lazy bitch boi

>>735338561
Only backwards

>>735337102
>Superman is flying over Wonder Woman's house
>Looks down, sees Wonder Woman laying naked on a lounge chair, catching some rays and writhing her hips.
>Superman flys down lands beside her and shucks off the bottom of his Superman suit.
>Superman crouches down and begins to hump Wonder Woman.
>Superman finishes, gets dressed, salutes Wonder Woman and flies off
>Wonder Woman says, Oh my God what just happened??
>Comes a reply, "I don't know, but my ass is extremely sore," says the Invisible Man.

>>735338527
back to red dit

> can access the internet with your mind

>>735338476
But not underwater
The power to not feel

>>735338527
But when you leave 4chan go into reddit
>Make people love you using your mind

>>735338527
But have to visit Reddit every day

> Can make Machines turn on and off with your thoughts

>>735338513
Crippling depression

>>735338513
Nobody believes a word you say.

>Strongest man who ever lived.

>>735338527
You're forced to keep 7chan afloat

>shapeshifting

>>735338715
He's got the clap. I heard it from Cat Woman.

>>735337423

At a rate of .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM per year

>>735338795
you always turn into a piece of shit

>can see through women's clothes

>>735337102


WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CP TONIGHT?

ARE THE ASIANS MODS ON?

>>735338741
she stills doesnt loves you
>> the control of all the autorities in the world

>>735338721
No pop-up blocker or antivirus

>ability to not be bullied

>>735338795
Only to inanimate objects
>poop on command

>>735338918

But everyone conspires to deny you everything they can

>Unlimited God-like powers

>>735338762
they love you so much they try to sacrifice you to the God of the harvest by throwing you into a volcano

> can manifest any legal tender out of thin air

>>735338915
But only the third world
>the ability to step through walls

>>735338915

Someone overrules you.

>>735338794
but only against women
>capasity of destroying stars at your will

>>735339088

Only if there is a door nearby

Die when using god like powers

I can nullify anything

>>735339120
Only works on D-list celebrities

>ability to speak to fish

>>735339120
Only the sun

>>735339164

Make yourself resurrect upon death

>>735339164
anything can nullify you
>has the power of the loc nar in heavy metal

>>735339120
But only when you're close enough to the star to get caught in the blast.

>ability to impregnate any women in a 10-block radius

>>735339120
You can't see them explode from earth obviously
>the power to fight the powers that be

>>735338887
only nasty, ugly ones
> controlling the flow of time in any direction

>>735339064

But it burns up if you try to spend it

>>735339285

But all women instantly teleport 11 blocks away

>>735339039
only chinnamasta

> control the flow of time

>>735339039
but you stop existing
> the power to make any girl wet and crave ur dick

>>735339308

But they always win

Instant gangrape every time you use your power.
>Have full control of time (rewind,stop,travel,etc.)

>>735339319
so I deposit it in the bank and write checks, my guy

I AM IMMORTAL!!!

>>735338882
Infinity * .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 is till infinity faggot

>>735338794
Dies at the ripe age of twelve.

>>735339206
you discover they hate you and you an hero
> the ability to un/make anyone inmortal at your will

>>735339467
AIDS and always flaccid

> pyrokinesis

>>735339822
, but you burst into flames when you use it

> USA

>>735339822
only against you
>the power of friendship

>>735337724
But you don't have any super powers

>>735339899
but you have an incompetent oligarchy in power.

ability to make things explode with your mind.

ability to make anarcho primitivism the dominant belief

>>735339822
But you have to get poisoned for it to work
>balls of steel

>>735339982
you get aneurysms when used

> literally god

>>735337455
Milk and cookies land on the ground with no container and cookies become soggy

Teleportation

>>735340013
you cannot create semen because your testes are made of steel

>ability to make anybody i want an hero

>>735340013
they're 400 lbs each

> events always fall in your favor

>>735340094
but you die when you use your god powers

> To power to make the funniest memes in the world

>>735337455
Just out of your reach, and not in a glass or on a plate. Everything ALWAYS hits the ground.

>>735340013
your balls are litteral steel putting increadable weight on your sack

>you dont have to breath

>>735340094
you need to see ugly guys masturbate every single nigth
>the power to transform each and every single person whit superpowers of this thead into a normal human being

>>735337102
the lyrics to this started playing when i clicked on this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aESvWB-kMas

>>735340160
If an object is passing through the point that you are teleporting to you get insta-gibbed.

>>735338218
But everyone else he this power anyway because they can buy a telescope or binoculars, the though of this turns you to a life of crime and eventually on to kill yourself

>>735340217
You lose your sense of smell and taste.

>>735339719

Except, you are not immortal in that situation. It would take literally a trillion+ years to gain a CM.

>>735340257
but you have to talk to them in person, and your vocal cords have been destroyed

>power to recover from any sickness in 24 hours

>>735340186
you post them on 9gag
>creativity

>>735340181
someone one you know dies each time you use

> sub zero

>>735338664
... 5 years after they die

>>735340186
The funnier the memes, the more depressed you are
>can summon anything you want

>>735340384
only for designing indian shitting streets

>best dancer on planet

>>735340383
virus kills you in 3 hours

>revival

>>735337102
Thats a fucking nice looking pussy

>>735340383
only when you are on the verge of death
>the power to ban anyone from anyplace on earth or internet

>>735340533
you can only ban people from myspace
>power to talk to animals

>>735340473
it appears on the other side of the planet

>>735340480

Only applies to square dancing, so nobody gives a shit.

>Skin becomes titanium hard at will.

>>735340579
they speak afrikaans

>an hero

>>735340383
>power to recover from any sickness in 24 hours
**Once, also it's not like you pick, first come first serve, so you're just probably gonna get over a 24hr cold.

>>735340596
perfect for those 9 11 pranks

>>735340480
But your limbs fall off

> you can create portals, Portal 2 style that you can walk through

>>735340672
but you become inmortal and someone loved dies in your place
>the power to be loved

>>735340579
They tell you to kill yourself all the time
>have the ability to counter any move

>>735340657
skin becomes titanium heavy too

>leader of isis

>>735340579
they turn instantly aggressive

> can turn anything into an explosive at will

>>735340657
Having metallic properties, your skin oxidizes with time, water, heat, stress, etc.

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>>735340773
you get your head run over by an ambulance

>>735340762
Your 72 virgins are all male betas

>>735340773
axidentally you turn your face and die
> the power to make jojo references all the time

but your dick falls off

>aloo snackbar

Complete omnipotence and omniscience.

>>735340874
oh, the duwang

>>735340937
All the snacks are nasty healthy snacks

>>735340985
only for 5 secs

The power to not have any negative side effects to anything in your life

>>735340366
There can't both be an infinite rate, and a capped number per year rate.

>>735337102
You can breath in space and you won't die from depressurization

>>735341075
That's plenty of time lol
In that time I can completely do away with the very concept of time.

>>735341087
but yer dic fals of

>>735339736
But you are unable to type a sentence using English

>>735341108
but you can't see

>You can control minds.

>>735341108
as you drift aimlessly, you starve to death in the cold oblivion

>>735340985
but you're still a faggot

>>735341087
but you live forever and see every single person important to you, die

ability to add height sliders in the sims

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>>735338300
Woah...

>>735337634
but you're blind.

>>735341376
but everyone in your town is a nigger

>>735337102
Superbisexuality. Then i'd be attracted to & down to fuk erryone errywhere all the time, so i'd just be laid all o de time man and just keep comin up with funky as shit like everysingleday sayin may i kick a little somethin for the G's and

>>735341376
.. you have to play the sims?

am I doing this right?

> make a perfect poached egg every time

>>735340504
Upon revival you still have the virus

>>735341301
You can change the standard with a thought.

>>735341587
it's a good game shut up

>>735341627
But only when boiled in liquid fecal matter

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>>735337535
She's over 18.

How dare you call her a child. So insulting.

Also mu power is to copy objects

>>735338715
>>>735337102 (OP)
>>Superman is flying over Wonder Woman's house
>>Looks down, sees Wonder Woman laying naked on a lounge chair, catching some rays and writhing her hips.
>>Superman flys down lands beside her and shucks off the bottom of his Superman suit.
>>Superman crouches down and begins to hump Wonder Woman.
>>Superman finishes, gets dressed, salutes Wonder Woman and flies off
>>Wonder Woman says, Oh my God what just happened??
>>Comes a reply, "I don't know, but my ass is extremely sore," says the Invisible Man.

Hollow man reference

>>735340760
The first move you counter is someone trying to stop you from killing yourself

The power of feminism

>>735342253
already useless fam

The power of getting a gf

>>735342474
But she dumps you after one day

>Teleportation

>>735340533
But you have to know their Social Security Number

>the power to have to wipe only once after taking a shit

>>735337102
to bend space and time with my cock, collapsing vaginas and anus's whenever I fuck them. so each person I have sex with dies.

invisibility