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Virgins, post your age and reason why you're still a virgin.

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Virgins, post your age and reason why you're still a virgin.

>Be me
>20
>Cute, pretty good at talking with girls
>Made out with a lot of girls
>Can't find the right girl to have sex with 'cause none of them seems interesting (or interested) enough
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idky girls dont like me, girls must not like men of smarter kind. like me an intellectual
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>>735328131
>>735328401
"none of them seems interesting"
Doesn't create opportunities for himself to get lucky.

"girls must not like men of smarter kind. like me an intellectual."
"Girls don't like me"
Take a grammar/syntax class if you're so smart.
You are probably a troll-manlet tbh
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>>735328809
OP here, I just don't think I should go with the first ugly girl I find, but at least a cute and smart one
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>>735329072
Are you focus on get laid or get a gf ?
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>>735328131
Men with career oriented, functional minds don't have time or patience for women's bullshit.
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>>735329072
Ok I see the reason in that. But perhaps we have different perspectives on this point.

As a preface, I lived in a fraternity house for three years. But before I lost my virginity I would say a lot of the same things to myself that I think you may be doing.

After I lost my virginity summer after high school. I realized for myself that sex just isn't that big of a deal. At this point in your life, if I were you I would just bang as many drop-dead-gorgeous women as I could (that is if you actually are as cute/suave as you say you are). Because sex is fun and a great confidence booster, which leads to more sex, which leads to more confidence, etc.

I can relate to what you're saying, but I presume that after you lose it you may shift your perspective about sex at least a bit.

If I were you I'd focus on losing it, and then revisit your personal belief structure on the topic.
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>>735329313
lmaoooooo
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>>735329313
>career
What a bullshit
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20 year old girl ; prefer to wait until marriage , so if the guy fucks up ; he will pay with cash
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>>735328131
Think of it like this, what if you just focused on having sex with beautiful women that you have an immediate physical connection with in the hopes that you may at a later point also share in a deep emotional connection as well.

tl;dr don't over think it faggot.
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>>735328131
>14
>how do girl get sex from?
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>Be me
>16
>Talking to chicks
>still a virgin
>not for long (˚▽˚)
>borderline normie
>idk why im replying to this post

rip perma-virgins, I guess you just missed the period where you were supposed to learn to talk to girls.
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>>735328131
15 I am just waiting for college so I can have a financialy stable relationship. Call me a normalfag all you want but I can wait.
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>>735329481
>Because sex is fun and a great confidence booster, which leads to more sex, which leads to more confidence, etc.

Well, I had never considered this perspective before.
I assume you're right and I should just focus on losing it.
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>>735329822
don't wait too long
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>>735329800
ayyy lmao give that faggot a bid
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>16
>the only girl I ever loved is now living in Canada and has a boyfriend.
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>>735329800
What period specifically?
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>>735329800
Nice, here's a (you)
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>>735329985
Any age from 13 to 17, so that if you fuck up and get confused as to what to say it's acceptable (and kinda cute) rather than weird and off putting for the girl. But I guess its about just taking a leap of faith and dealing with the consequences rather than pussing out.
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>>735330364
i'm 14, how do i get pussy what the fuck
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>>735328131
24. Repressed mtf. I've had 4 chances. 1.fat ugly nigger I smoked weed with.
2. Skinny white cokefiend I smoked weed with 3. Half-black lil shorty who was my coworkers' baby mama. They were on the outs. Still sad I never got to nurse from her leaking breasts.
4. Half-black amazonian queen cokefiend. Snorted plenty of white with her lol. I wanted to fuck her real bad she has superb hips and full breasts. I realized I was a tranny when she proposed we inspect her sheets and I couldn't stand the things she was gonna do to me. I don't know if I'll ever feel comfortable getting laid.
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>>735328131
am antisocial

https://discord.
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>>735330364
Any idea where or how to get in touch with (rather beautiful looking) girls after this time period? Im graduating and I think its about time to find someone... Like do I start talking to a random girl on the street or what?
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>>735330959
I'll fuck you in the ass, that will take care of your virginity ;)
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>>735329568
I hope then you never get laid and are miserable.
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>>735330642
>14 years old
You really don't need to amt, you're still young my dude. But to answer your question, establish yourself as a 'suitable mate' (lmao), talk to girls and find out how they react. You're probably (hopefully) still at school so just sit by them in class and talk about school shit, memes whatever, just don't be cringy. Then hobbies and shit, then start hanging out with them (just ask when they're chill with you) and then just go with it, don't be a pushy asshole (for sex) but don't be a cuck. If they're into you they'll make it clear that they are. It also helps to dress nice, stay clean, and be in shape (not crucial to be /fit/ but just look after yourself, if you're 300 pounds you're not gonna get shit. so just look after yourself).
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>>735331295
to further explain myself, shy, tall for my age, brown haired, quiet, skinny
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I am at 22 because im self conscious, I've had plenty opportunity. and I can lose it right now if I wanted to. im just in love with someone and it would feel wrong to me, need to get over her first
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>>735328131
i'm 16 and i chose to wait for my 18 year old boyfriend who will be visiting soon
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>>735328131
23

Facebook
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>>735331000
nice trips

No, of course not on the street, that's fucking weird. It's all about perspective, put yourself in their shoes and see if approaching them is weird or not. Try bars or clubs. Alcohol makes everything easier and makes the girls hornier. Just try to talk to them, learn how they react to stuff. Then if they're your type, keep talking and do what I said in >>735331295
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26, crippled quadriplegic. no girl would ever give me a second look.
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>>735331484
How tall are you now?
Skinny is good, get a weigh set and work on your arms and abs to get a little definition, pair that with a protein rich diet and you'll look great.
My only suggestion for your quietness is exposure, I was in the same boat when I started talking to girls but I just learnt how to by trying it, if I did good: great, if I failed: learning opportunity.
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>>735331902
>quadriplegic
Is that the one from the neck down?
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>>735331684
Can you name a few "No-go"s , things that should be avoided?
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>>735332125
yep
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>>735331986
i'm 5'9 or 10, i have a little workout room in my garage and a curved bar and 35s, i'm planning on getting a nice clean haircut next week or so and, we dont talk anymore she has a bf now thats 15, but this one girl said i have a "hot voice" and even usef the heart eye emoji after "that voice"
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>>735332134
Until you know their political ideology, hobbies, opinions avoid anything inflammatory to do with them. Just talk about shit that everyone likes/ does, animals, what they're doing, how they're doing. Just tell them they look beautiful, doesn't have to be 100% true but you shouldn't be setting your standards so low for anyone who isn't good looking.
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>>735332340
How are you typing your replies bro?
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>>735328131
ITT Wizards
>pic related
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>>735332478
Dude what are you even worrying about. I live in a freaking apartment and by the looks of things you live in A HOUSE. Whats the matter. If you own one whats the big deal with women/reaching them
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35
physically disabled (mainly heart condition)
mild mental retardation
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>>735328131
lets be honest, if you're in your twenties and still a virgin, somethings wrong with you. I'm 23 and a virgin, and its not because I'm some misunderstood intellectual. I'm a piece of shit and not worth a girls time, as they have shown me.

Best thing for you fuck ups to do is be self-aware and stop making excuses, you are your own worst problem.
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>>735329822
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>>735332790
i'm shy is the problem
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>>735332478
Don't waste your time on a chick that's gone off with another guy, forget about her (speaking from experience) you'll only get burned.

5'9 is fine man, you're still growing and will crack 6 foot for sure.

Spend some time with that chick who talked about your voice, play off that, I'm doing the same rn with a girl who was really interested in my arms.


>>735332790
Pretty sure the dude is 14 so it's his parents house.
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>>735332895
what do you think is the ideal age to lose your virginity?
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>>735332644
touchscreen. fingers don't really move but i can move the whole arm from shoulders/elbow. it's hard to explain i guess
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>>735333116
indeed parent's house lmao. the only thing is that the one that complimented my voice is the one that went off with the other guy after a month of talking (flirting) with me, she's literally an earlyblooming whore
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>>735332895
Yeah I can second that, I spent a long time bitching about how 'girls are shit' but now that I've started getting fit and loosing weight (I was like 30kg overweight) girls seem to flock in.
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>>735333231
16-21
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>>735333295
Good on ya man, it's cool that you're able to adapt like that.
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>>735332895
I am uncut (or maybe I was cut during my childhood) but my penis skin is connected via a skin bridge to the penis' glans, making my penis firstly look terrible when errected and secondly not able to have sex with a condom/pulling back the foreskin results in pain caused by this wierd connection. Like the length or anything doesnt bother me, but this is a real problem.
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>>735329800
>16
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>>735333323
No use with her, the only problem with wanting to score at you're age is that many of the girls will be like that (whores), within a few years most of the girls will come around and be keen.
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>>735333617
is surgery an option?
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>>735333680
kek
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>>735333540
thanks anon
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>>735333231
i don't think ideal is a good word to use. Its not really important if you lose it at say 16 instead of 18, but in the amount of time between puberty(ergo sexual functionality) and the time you graduate school or even start to go to college and all the interactions with other people you still haven't gotten pussy (or dick whatevs) you are unattractive to most people.
>>735333351
exactly, nobody owes you their time or affection. you have to be something they want
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>>735333739
holy hell man i hope you're right, no one will stay with anyone long enough to fuck or anything and they all want the "bad boys"
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>>735333828
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but Im afraid it will cost a lot or the health insurance wouldnt pay it. Having fixed this issue would make much more self confident..
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>>735333617
thats a rare case to be sure but you can see my point. there is something wrong with you, no offence im not judging, and you're a virgin.
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>>735334041
Thing is physically girls develop quicker than boys, but guys are always more keen for sex earlier than girls. Seriously in a few years everyone in your age range will be keen
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>>735334030
That are some rough words man..
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>>735334132
You're selling yourself short if you don't anon
as >>735334268 said you gotta make yourself appealing for someone to wanna smash.
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>>735334268
Yea obviously, sometimes I just feel like killing myself since no girl seems to like me
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>>735334348
keen as in ready to fuck and "humble"?
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>>735334798
Sorry to say, unless you wanna tango with the risk of STI's you gotta settle for your hand for the next few years.
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ITT: virgins justify being too picky with women
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>>735335026
As far as I'm concerned, Ive got some self respect and wouldnt fuck an overweight girl -> why? -> because Im normal weight, let her at least be somewhat normal
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>>735334357
I appreciate the truth when its told to me, even if it hurts. not trying to be an ass
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>>735334990
hell i guess thats time to build muscle and prepare to hit the block the time they're ready
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>>735335601
good attitude bro
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>>735334593
as someone who has attempted suicide before i'd say that the girls aren't worth it. but its your decision to make
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>>735335509
depends on your face, you might be thin but you might look like pic replated
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that bitch britney didnt think my pp was big enough
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>>735328131
>be me
>18, skinny guy, not muscular at all cuz i dont do any sports just bike ride to places
>terrible level of confidence/self-esteem + anxiety = beta bitch tard
>my favorite fighting position is the fetal position
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>>735335732
Well, I guess its about time to suicide then. Unattractive, shy, hopeless case. Been a pleasure to discuss with you guys
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>>735336178
nah mate, girls ain't worth that, work hard, get a phat wallet and they'll flock in.
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>>735336340
But how does it feel, knowing they only do it for the money?
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>>735330642
be the first in your class to get a car, chicks dig a guy with a car
then in about 10 years you get house (obviously stable job at this point)

fellow anons, im 30, what comes after this when your peers all have car/job/house?
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31 year old wizard reporting in. It never happened due to my gaining ultimate cosmic power. Being cucked in highscool also might have had something to do with it.
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>>735336528
It's still pussy, emotionally distance yourself from it and it feels exactly the same.
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>>735336532
normalcy, content then death.
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>>735336856
not really content, need more sex with hot chix ):
had shit personality and never got none until my mid teens when i could drive
shit personality, had car, got laid
then college, 20s, shit personality, got IT job, got house, still got laid
today, 30, shit personality, working is a grind but i do it cuz bills, have car and house, tried getting boat..not getting laid as much..boat just makes me lower bar

then i see chads with nothing but they get hella laid, and knock bitches up too, being responsible is a shit game,nevermind 14 yearold virgin i dont have any idea wtf im doing sorry
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>>735336766
is all pussy the same?
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>be me 17
>never had a experience with a female
>still a virgin
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>>735337415
Get /fit/, look after your image. They'll come to you.
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>>735337473
physically, not at all
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>>735328131
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>>735337473
Unless it's been trashed by some 12" ooga-boga then yeah pretty much.
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>>735328131
I live in East Texas and I like men. No other gays here, so still a virgin. I just want a cute boy, fml.
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19 year old male. I was obese my entire childhood until last year. Last May I moved to Florida, and lost 65+ lbs, and gained muscle. Changed my body fat from 39% to 18%. Skipped my senior year of high school and went straight to community college. In community college have no found anyone remotely my age, everyone is 30+. Hoping to get laid when I transfer to Uni.

P.S. Also a diagnosed Autist, I have ASD level 1, but I home to overcome my mental handicap.
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>>735337565
no the one thing i see trying to buy my way through getting bitches is there comes a point where you cant get anymore without working more and then you dont have time

the solution is i shouldve tried to develop my personalty during the earlier years rather than trying to buy friends. i know id be honored if chad today asked me to borrow a couple bucks and i have no real idea why
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Is it really that hard for you guys to get some pussy?

Lamp

If you're desperate, buy a hooker.

It ain't hard to get pussy
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>>735328131
Eh I'm 19, average to a little bit above average. I can talk with girls and flirt to a extent. Don't want to bang one for religious reasons tbh. I know I would regret the hell out of it and I don't want to confess to a priest that I banged a girl. My friend was going to put me on with some girl. Told me that I am the type girls are into (He said my build was good and I had good height) He bangs girl(s) who are 6-8s every week. I do have urges to bang though. No lie.
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>>735338168
buying pussy is fucking awful, its like riding the bus
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28, still a virgin. I can't have an erection with just vanilla sex. I'm a sadist, I can only have pleasure by hurting a girl, suffocating her is usually what makes me cum.
Just sex doesn't make me hard, and it's tough to find a girl who bends to what I like.
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>>735338225
dunno what religion you are, but pretty much any religion you can confess anything with, just make a really big donation, even those blow em up kinds, terrorism is all funded by money
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>>735338771
true, but prostitues aren't usually into extreme BDSM, and they mostly mistress, and obviously I want a slave. I'll eventually fall in love with a girl, and torture her until she loves me back
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Virgin Here
>Be me
>0
>Just born
>Had a good pussy for 9 months but never fucked it
>mfw never see another pussy for 16 years
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27, a virgin because my circumcision scar hurts when I pull on my dick. I can't masturbate normally either.
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>>735338888
same as any fetish, if you have enough sex you have to keep it interesting. thats why at that level, i say buying pussy is the only solution; its time to bring in the professionals
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>>735339021
>prof uncut in better
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21. I've had opportunities so I should consider myself lucky, but having lived in a house with a lot of women in my life, other than sexual attraction, I just don't really feel anything for women, more often than not, I'm disgusted with them. They usually seem a hell of a lot worse then the few men I've been around. I will admit though that it may just be me, maybe not all women are like that, but it just seems the case.
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Always the same shit.... "i dont get why I cant get laid blah blah blah"

its simple: woman's like to be told what to do......smile and tell them what you wants and demand it.

Its called being an asshole and it works perfectly
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>>735338960
they are if you buy a couple, cuz then "buddy system"
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>>735328131

>43
>never stick your dick in crazy
>have yet to meet sane
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>>735338888
Can't really remember... Back in elementary school, girls used to make jokes because I was very tall, even though I just had 8 years old. I start kicking them in the legs, and seeing them crying made me feel so good... Eventually my parents were called in to speak with the teacher. I stop doing it, but the desires were still there. I guess that's how it started
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>>735339314
At that point wouldn't you ask yourself are you the crazy one?
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>>735339211
pussy is always better than dick, if you take a dick...dude you got a dick up your ass lol
if you give dick, you get shit on your dick
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>>735339290
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>>735339338
you ever kick them in the legs still? just for old times sake?
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>>735339670
I did, in music festivals, where there are a lot of people present, I usually kicked some girl, and went pass by them, they could never know who did it, because the place are always packed.
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>>735328131
>Be me.
>20
>Good looking
>Women are fucking boring
>would rather spend my time with my hobbies.
>Rock climbing
>Working out
>Arduino development.
HECK
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26 exclusive pedophile
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>>735339881
shit i want to do this now, it sounds like a lot of fun..i dont like big crowds though
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>Be me
>age 6
>am midget
>friends birthday party
>meets friends older sister
>standards at time tell me she was 7/10
>she was 20 at the time
>decided to go talk to her
>she says she will after she takes her smoke
>me being my happy go lucky ass self i dance
>she throws her cigarette on my hair accidentally
>my hair catches on fire
>screaming.jpg
>friends mom sees
>shouts
>SOMEBODY CALL 911 SHORTIE FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
and that's why im bald and have a terrible burn on my head
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>>735333617
idk if you're still here but I to have skin bridges and I can tell you that girls don't care. Usually it just gets the girl to kiss my dick as an appology for the botched circumcision if she knows what it is... And so to an accident one of the skin bridges tore and became like a tag. I've never once had a girl care about skin bridges out of 20 or so of them
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>>735340162
I don't like them either, but the thrill is just huge. I also can easily spot girls so drunk, you can easily hit them and they won't even notice
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>>735340089
>Me btw
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>>735340089
you seem to be lost >>>/fit/
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>>735328131
>Be me
>cute

wtf way is that to describe yourself faggot
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>>735340355
>Nice dubs.
I come to /b/ for laughs.
I go to /fit/ for actual advice.
I go to /x/ for spooks.
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>>735328809
manlet is a fake term used by sasquatchs to try and make normal sized people feel guilty or shame. this is bad (or sick) guy.
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>>735339290
Lol only if you are trying to fuck basic bitches... Why even have sex with a woman who can't stand up for herself? Is it because you're afraid of a fucking a real person? There isn't a woman I've slept with that wouldn't have punched me in the dick if I did that shot for real and not in a role play scenario
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23
0 confidence or social skills
I don't try because I'm scared and I've given up
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>>735339314
If you go through life thinking everyone is crazy then. Odds are you're the crazy one... This works for stupid and mean too
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>>735340089
>Women aren't people. This makes me smart and cool guys. I CHOOSE to have women ignore me
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>>735340162
If someone did this to anyone and certain dudes saw youd either be best to shit or restrained and arrested lol, I wouldn't listen to this guy honestly. I've seen dudes beat to shit by bouncers in front of the cops and then the cops arrested them for less
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I know a 36 year old kissless virgin. Claims he's not gay. He's a wizard.
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>be me
>21
>raised by strict Catholic parents
>girl showed interest in you in HS
>can't ask her out because parents say studies and being abstinent is more important
>grow out of their beliefs
>after HS
>confidence is now fucked
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>>735341019
>Literally never said any of that.
>And I like guys.
But other than that you are spot on, are you a Jeanie?
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>>735328131
>tfw I'm 14 and I've got more pussy than the faggots on this thread
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>>735341019
I'm not this guy, but Women are not people.
They do literally nothing for society, except cause problems.
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>>735341019
they really arent people. why would they fight so much to prevent having dick in them. pretty sure fags never start a date with "lets start slow, i dont fuck on the first date lolz" i mean its like if i charge my phone and the plug doesnt want to go in..keep trying til you break it cuz then you can justify throwing it away and moving on
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>>735341507
That is a perfect analogy.
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>>735329942
>16
>only girl I ever loved
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>>735332895
Not true. I lost my virginity at 22 or 23, don't remember specifically, because that was the first girl I ever really tried to have sex with.

There's lots of perfectly normal guys who just spend their time playing vidya and shit than chasing pussy. I wouldn't worry about any particular age, I would just worry about wanting sex and not getting it- which can still be the case after losing your virginity.
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27
Ugly and skinny
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>>735329313

please anon tell us all about your career

i work between 60-80 hours every week, travel outside my city m-th about 85% of the time and I still have time for pussy.
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>>735329800

b&
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>>735342014
Also small 6" cock. Dont want anyone to see.
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>>735342076
3rd shift data center babysitter, i just wish chicks would perk up when im like "ey baby wanna see my racks" why cant bitches be technical WHY
>>
23
In a long distance relationship and don't have the opportunity yet to visit her. Doesn't help that she's 3000 miles away and always busy with medical studies
>>
>>735328131
33
I'm gay but still too scared to fuck a man.
>>
>>735342384

ah, 3rd shift is a killer mang

best of luck,
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>>735342393
shes playing doctor eh? mmhmm.
>>
23 y/o

standards are higher than they should be. I also don't have the highest libido so I don't try that hard to get laid
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>>735342507
3rd shift + every *other* weekend, other being when they send a relief man who they expect me to train so i send home
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>>735342393
>long distance

Never, ever works.

Long distance is just a placeholder relationship for people who hate the idea of being alone, doomed to fail the minute a better prospect comes along or the minute that sustaining it begins to be more of a chore than an emotional crutch.
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>>735342393

did this relationship start long distance and still is, friend?

captcha: saif livraisons
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>>735342436

best of luck bretheren
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>>735342971
and does she know shes in relationship?
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>>735340156
whats your strike range?
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>>735328131
>15
>Want to but I got horrible acne from my face to chest to back.
>Probably will die as one.
>>
>>735328131
28/M/MI
anxiety, not so much social anxiety, more obsessive/compulsive, but not technically OCD
also a small helping of genuine autism
I've been getting advice lately on how to go about using dating sites
where should I start and what should I start with?
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>>735328131
21
Ugly, spergy.
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>>735329313
>>
>26
>have been in one relationship that never progressed to sex
>discover hentai
>discover onaholes
>women no longer needed
>>
>>735328131
23 currently, and dunno just haven't found anyone I really can talk to
>>
I think I have schizoid personality disorder... makes it really hard to talk to girls. And if I can get a girl to like me I can't really progress in the relationship. There were times I had a girl on my bed wanting to fuck me and I just couldn't do anything
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>>735338243
Nigger there is no such thing as tight pussy. The only thing that can change the quality of a pussy is childbirth, and kegels rectify it to a point.
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>>735344249
please?
>>
>>735344429
Roll
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>>735328131
>28
>Not comfortable with close-contact
>Too much self-aware about looks, hygiene and stuff
>feel ugly and boring

Yeah, I can't wait to be a wizard
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>17
>have literally no friends
>trapped inside of my house because my parents refuse to let me leave
>forced me into home school just to do this
>they tell me not to trust anyone or anything
>if i say one thing or do anything they don't like they take away my only form of happiness
considering suicide
>>
>>735333105
Put yourself out there dude, PLEASE.
Not him, by the way.
But you can't get comfortable without first being uncomfortable.
Live for today, cause tomorrow man, you never know.
>>
>>735346953
I was homeschooled bro. Just wait till college or when ur 18 and GTFO. My parents weren't too bad but my social life got way better once I started taking college courses.
>>
>20
>ok looking
>still not good enough for hot women
>too stubborn and will not fuck a ham beast
>>
>>735346953
Wow dude thats rough. I’d say kys, but honestly I would have rather been homeschooled than have had parents that didn’t give a shit. As a rule, you should trust no one, but learn when to let go and have fun. You’re only a year away from freedom. Never resent your parents, they’ll be gone before you know it
>>
>>735347376
Bull shit. Find a hoe, terribly died hair, dressed like a slut....a girl that looks like the embodiment of daddy issues. Flirt with her, get her Snapchat and then fuck . Bam
>>
>>735344249
alright what if I add that I'm 5'3" and have a high-pitched voice?
>>
>>735331000
fuck the other guy's comment. don't be afraid to go out there. if you fuck up, no one is gonna care cause you ain't gonna see them again.

just be careful hooking up with neighbors
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>>735334030
Your unattractive theory is incorrect.
It could just be that one is to reclusive.
Any range of things.
All of y'all, quit the shallowness.
>>
im 17 lost it at 15 with my girl friend - still dating her now and i have sex basically everyday because she lives right down the street.
>>
>>735347712
>>735347271
>wont even let me near the front door
>not enough money for college
>eats all the food because they are fat fucks
I don't even have friends over the internet because they get angry if I talk to people. I haven't been happy since I was 7 years old, when I was in public school. I had a shit ton of friends and I have never seen them since. They just ripped me out of there because it was becoming a "bad place" even though everyone was nice to us. I never understood why they did this and I never will. I just want to be happy again.
>>
>>735348701
You have any grandparents, older siblings/other fam that you can go to when ur 18?
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>>735349026
My grandma is dead and my grandpa is too old to do anything. My Aunt hates me and my mom for reasons I don't know. Other than that I don't know. They don't tell me anything and if I ask they get mad.
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>>735328131

22

Every girl I have ever met obsessed with chubby guys with beards and tats. Fit all criteria plus I'm funny and make good money. Still obsessed, just not with me.

I'm probably still a virgin because I didn't forward that chain message to 15 friends back in high school and I have 1 year of my 5 year curse to go
>>
>>735342778

i worked 3rd shift for 5 years. i sympathize. it fucks with your life - and i only had to work 3 days / week.

i just turned to internet dating. no great relationships, but enough hookups to keep me feeling somewhat normal.

i do not recommend doing it for as long as i did.
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>>735349250
Enlist in the military when ur 18. That's all I can come up with man. 1, they prob won't reject you, 2. You get to leave your place 3. You get paid 4. They can possibly even pay for your college . Nothing to lose imo. Besides, is not like your parents will have any say when you enlist, ur 18, a legal adult.
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>>735349446
I'll consider it. I'm just gonna go to bed and hope that one day I can finally leave this fucking shit hole.
>>
>>735328131
>22
Simply not interested in actual sex or relationships. I fap once a day and I don't dream/fantasize/think about having sex for the next 24 hours or so. Occasionally I think about relationships and I come to the same conclusion every single time. I just can't even imagine what kind of person would like to actually *spend time* with me. I also couldn't share an apartment with anyone. That's out of the fucking question.

I don't ever see myself losing my virginity and I don't give a fuck. I don't understand why people, especially anons, think it's so goddamn important.
>>
>>735349629
If I were u I would do it in a heartbeat. Start a whole new life, job opportunities when you leave. Nothing to lose. Take care
>>
i'll give you all this tip.

if you're actually decent looking and just shy. just put yourself in enough social situations around drunk girls and eventually one of similar attractiveness (but aggressive) will find you and have her way with you... then you'll be on your way to a happier life. just please don't fall in love with that girl.

if you really aren't decent looking or you give off some creepy, angry, strange vibe. or you smell. be honest with yourself. fix the things you can - but be realistic in you goals.

sure - there is a 5'6" 220lb fat dude with hot girlfriend... you might even know him... but that isn't and will never be you. 99% of those guys are lonely virgins, too. set your sights appropriately and work your way up from there.

had a friend that was a virgin until sr. year of college. finally fucked some 3/10 tall refrigerator girl. she was bad, but he was no longer a virgin. he seemed to be having fun. started fucking just about any 3 he could find. getting more social confidence... then the 3's became 4's.... he went into law school.... started working out... suddenly he was getting attention from 5's... end of the story, he married a nice girl that on a good day is a 7. nice boobs. few extra pounds in the butt.

pull yourselves together and you could be that guy, too!
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>>735331986
Yooo different guy but I am 18 and work retail I have 11,000$ saved up. I work a fuck ton though borderline workaholic. Like 39-48 hours a week. How do I get laid I always figured it would happen but hasn't I just graduated, it is summer before I start community college so I can continue to work. I am a real skinny guy but I have nice muscle definition and am fairly strong. I am thinking about going to parties with my friends this summer and just talking to chicks but outside of that I have no clue how to meet new chicks all the ones at work are busted.
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>19
>The force is still strong in me to do something fucking amazing
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