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How did you win or lose the genetic lottery /b/

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How did you win or lose the genetic lottery /b/
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>>735324902
Winning
Face of a god 9/10
Gay dudes are always telling me they'd let me smash.
Decent build, great muscular legs, nice shoulders.
Chicks dig it.
Losing
Tfw 5'7"
uncut
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>>735324902
I more or less broke even
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>>735324902
well I'm not a filthy nigger so there's that
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Tall 6'4"
smart - fairly well educated
severe depression from birth

God loves balance
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>>735325143
>5'7"
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>>735324902
Genetic winner
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fuck check this
>I ᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT . ᑕOᗰ
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>>735324902
Win: 6'0", really fucking smart, fairly athletic.
Loss: Not that great looking, but not too bad I guess, gay, could lose weight (not obese, have always been chubby though).
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>>735324902
Face 7/10
Body 4/10 - Constantly look like im developing a beer gut.
Im nowhere near being an athlete
Ambiverted - thats good
Make the worst first impressions
Intelligent - If only i can convey my thoughts into a proper sentence
5'5"
Dick is 4"

Id be lucky if i lost my virginity before im 21
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Loss:
Both parents and all grandparents have the wonderful mixture of having heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, high blood sugar, etc...

both parents were very fit and in the military when they were my age, but my god, I'm a fat fuck. Plus side though, I deadlift 500 so you know...
Win some, lose some...
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>>735324902
>How did you win
be a trap
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>>735326089
From what I'm gathering, you're straight thin, but gay fat, right?
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Pros:
Tall - 6'2"
Good in bed
Fairly handsome
Smart

Cons:
Somewhat socially inept
Lacks motivation (caused by depression)
Constantly faded (caused by a combination of tinnitus and visual snow)
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>>735324902
Lost: Being thin, just not big bone structure. Anxiety/Depression both my parents had problems like it

Won: Decent height (5'11") naturally fairly ,strong and good endurance. I work out a lot though too. Relatively intelligent, in a wide range of stuff.
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>>735326359
Hahahaha

Yeah, forgot to add diabetes in family, also suicide.
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>>735325143
Winning
>The best blue eyes anyone as ever seen (so says literally everyone I've ever met)
>Naturally good skin
>Healthy blonde hair
>7" dick

Losing
>5'6
>Rare genetic disorder in shoulder joints that makes building up arm and chest muscle very difficult, as I can't workout too hard.
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>>735324902
IQ in the top 1%
Balding, out of shape, average dic
But make serious moolah and chicks are superficial.
no fucks given.
Will die alone, but burned out.
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>>735324902
i lose i have asma,flatfoot, extrasecretory nasal, alergy, fat
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White male, blonde, tall, athletic, intelligent, attractive

> muh privilege
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>>735326635
Oh. and alcoholic, drunk, and just got a text to go out for more drinking..
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>>735324902
Lost:
Extremely greasy hair
Very prone to acne when I was young; have huge amount of acne scarring all over my back, looks like I was whipped as a POW or something.
5'9" height
Have a skin condition making me 'allergic' to sunlight; direct sunlight causes a burning sensation, nausea and the area it hits becomes red and sensitive.
Extremely overactive metabolism, so much so that I am extremely skinny and underweight no matter how much I eat.

Won:
Exceptionally strong willpower.
Robust immune system, I have been ill literally twice in my entire life.
Above average IQ (126); I seem to (key word seem to) learn things quicker than other folks.
Natural talent at fisticuffs, for whatever reason.
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>pectus excavatum
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>>735324902

>Be me
>Trap status
>It's ok because I transitioned early
>99% of people think I'm a girl
>Get cat called by black guys a lot
>Don't have to be part of the draft


>Also am white and have qt3.14 girlfriend
So there's tbat
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>green eyes
>blond
>ex said 'perfect' face
>6ft, taller than average
>excellent in bed
>abnormally deep voice
>good people skills despite being an introvert/infj
>118/124 IQ ( Stanford-Binet) two different results from two different tests. one from a psychologist and the other from college

but

>asthmatic for life
>average sized cock
>oval shaped torso
>insane allergies
>had TONS of acne growing up, starting in 4th grade and not going away until I was 20 years old
>terrible eye sight
>beard doesn't grow the way I want it to

anything to do with depression/anxiety/lack of motivation is not caused by genetic factors. you're just being shit at life like I am.
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>>735327104
Pics bro
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>>735327292
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>>735324902
5'2, very strong (or at least used to be, weighed 100 benched 200)
146+ IQ, severe depression and hoarding with other issues, lost weight and muscle
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>>735324902

Win: I was born really smart. Not /b/-tard smart, but professor smart.

Lose: I was born into a poor farm family with alcoholic parents.
When they should have been encouraging my education and opportunities,
instead they were making fun of educated people
and sending me out to do yardwork for lunch money.
I've gained a lot of ground since then,
but I seem two steps behind all my peers that were guided into professional careers.
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>>735327617
>146+ IQ,
yeah going to need to see some verification.
do you know how absurdly rare that is?
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>>735326634
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>>735327752
Yes I do, it's exactly 1 in a thousand because the test I took gives you a percentage score up to 99.9%, hence 146+, my high school I went to only accepted people with that score
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>>735327976
so are you in Mensa?
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>>735327752
I've been looking for the verification for a long time, if you give me an email I'll prove it whenever I find it
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>>735324902
smart and good-looking

anxiety depression and generally kinda retarded
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8/10 great face
6.5/10 body, slightly chubby but look fine with a shirt on
10/10 hair, perfect color, easy to style
6/10 dick, only a bit above average
7/10 athleticism, pretty decent.
IQ of 158, doesnt have all to do with genetics but is influenced a lot by genes
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>>735325397
>genetic lottery
>smart because well educated
No you're not
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>>735328066
did you take this test in person?
tests off of websites are not acceptable, just a general note to anyone wondering.
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>>735328027
I'm not, several relatives have, I will when I can find the verification
>>735328173
Yes, it was an official test, I was rather young though but it was, in fact, in person
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>>735328109
>IQ of 158
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skinny fit
highest weight -150lbs
can't grow beard
5'10"
7" penis, but could use some more girth
daywalking ginger/brownish red hair, brown eyes
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>>735324902
Born white in the USA. It's kind of like being born a Roman citizen in Italy 2000 years ago, only better.
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>>735327752
/b/ attracts a lot of depressed socially inept high IQ types, it doesnt surprise me that much tbh

t. depressed socially inept 125-130 IQ dude
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ITT normies on /b/ on a friday night

sounds about right..
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>>735328504
glad you could join us
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>>735328328
This
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Pros
>6'7
>200+ IQ
>12~19 inch cock, depends how horny I am

Cons
>Black
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>>735324902
6'2''
20/10 vision

Bald
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>>735324902
Losing
24
5"11
All round average but I look ill all the time
Skinny build
7" but not much girth
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Height: 6.1"
Scoliosis limited my height, men in the family are typically 6.3
Diabetes
IQ of 146, manic depression and OCD
Pretty handsome, in a vaguely feminine way
Most of all I'm just happy that I have a 8.5 by 7" dick.
Also quite out of shape at the moment
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>>735324902
Winning:
Asian with full beard
Deep voice
Easily build muscle
5"10 (Manlet but good for asian)
6.5" cock, very thick
Good looking

Losing:
Asian

Pretty much I'm a very masculine asian man. I get to fuck all the curious girls of other races and I'm like brad Pitt among asians. As a black or white dude I'd be average though.
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>>735328669
> 12 ~ 19
>longest dick is 13 in.
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>>735328669
>Thinks hes bullshitting
You really are a nigger
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>>735328799
more plz
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Cons
>Low IQ
>Aspergers
>Extra breast tissue
>Low testosterone levels
>Bordeline micropenis
Pros
>White
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>>735328943
Just me flaccid, at work at the moment so can't take more
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>>735324902
Wins:
>6"2
>White
>139 IQ
>Fast twitch muscle fibers

Losses:
>big kike nose
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Winning
>great hair
>8/10 eyes
>fun personality (easy to trust and I make a good confidant)
>121 iq
>7" penis.
Lost
>5/10 facial structure (and looks in general)
>will probably have diabetes/cancer as it seems to run in the family
> 5'11 manlet. (couldn't break 6, feelsbadman)
>fat but that's not necessarily genetics, I just don't exercise

I'm ok with it all tho.
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I wish I could suck that BBC though
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>>735324902
Idk if I'm winning or not.
6'3
7/10 face with strong jawline but small amounts of acne
Light brown hair with brown eyes so dark they look black
Starting to become /fit/
Introverted
7 length
5 inches girth
Relatively Smart and can hold a conversation
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I don't get it. What's the hype with 'IQ'. There are so many better, more accurate tests of representation of intelligence -- this test is so limited.
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>>735324902
Win:
6'5"" Tan skin
Blue eyes, average sized donger (could be worse)
Athletic shape
Loss:
Calling me dumb as a box of rocks, doesn't do a box of rocks justice
Diagnosed Anxiety
Shy as fuck
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>>735329645
What other tests for example?
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High IQ
Above average face
blue eyes
Naturally thin (at 41 now kinda skinnyfat)
6.5 inch dick (mild scarring from botched snip snip)

mild scoliosis (bad posture, rounded shoulders)

Could have been a lot worse.
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>>735324902

gud
>high IQ
>slightly above avg height
>wont get alzheimers/dementia (thanks to jew genes)

bad
>depression (see IQ)
>prone to schizo
>very light assburgers
>fat as fatass genes, literally every single fatty polymorphism
>probably gonna go bald
>not very attractive (ie probably 6/10 but anything below 5 on the 10 point scale seems to be reserved for the horribly disfigured, so...)
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>>735326101
4 inches hard ?
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>win
Strong as fuck.
Lift 5 days a week
Jawline that could cut glass
6'3
Above average cock
Street smart and can correctly read people instantly.
Excellent in using body language and manipulating situations to a favorable outcome.
Make 95k a year

>lose
Used to be 330lbs so I have a little loose skin that prevents me from getting good looking abs.

Allowed myself to be trapped into a marriage with a kid.

Addictive personality

Way to much vida games

Raised to be close minded.

Only child, so, im selfish.

Bit of a narcissist.

Push people away constantly.

Tldr; on the outside I'm a perfect ten, take my shirt off and get to know me and I'm a 6 at best.
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>>735329645
[citation needed]

this is a meme perpetrated by people with mediocre IQs

IQ is the single best test we have
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>>735328950
trump supporter?
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>>735326635
135
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>>735324902
I win, I'm a white male
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My genetics mixed really well with hormones imo

Wins: Cute face, good hair, tiny feminine cock, d cups, relatively feminine voice given that I don't try and do anything special with it

Losses: body hair that I'll be able to get rid of permanantly but is a pain until then, gain weight easily if I'm not trying to keep it off.
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>>735330263
i meant to say proliferated

now i look like the mediocre IQ one LOL
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>>735324902
blue eyes brown hair 6 foot and 7.5 in penis; plus im fucking white
I mean if I die poor&miserable I deserve it
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>>735330310
No, i'm a nazi though.
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>>735329044
Holy trouser snake. You win, I think
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>>735324902
I won. I'm white
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>>735324902
I would be tall and handsome but my shit genes gave me some bad acne even to adulthood
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>>735326634
>blue eyes
>good skin
>blonde
>5'6
>cant build upperbody
sounds like you were born to be a trap fag
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>>735324902
Not a giant nig
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Win: Genius IQ, never get sick, athel build, 7.5" dick

Loss: 5'7", social anxiety, depression, addiction tendencies, mental issues run in family
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>>735324902
>Winning
22cm long, 19cm girth
7/10
White
Tonned mucle
Nice car
Money to spend on loads of stupid shit

>Losing
Balding, covering it up like a pro
Shit tier job;socially unworthy, but good pay
Money to spend on loads of stupid shit; Cant accutally save up cause money burn in my pants.
Depressed
5.8
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>>735327976
>my high school I went to only accepted people with that score
I call bullshit because the rarity of an IQ that high makes trying to cater to individuals of that level a geo-locating nightmare...
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>>735324902
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE
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>>735327066
>Exceptionally strong willpower.
>Robust immune system, I have been ill literally twice in my entire life.
>Above average IQ (126); I seem to (key word seem to) learn things quicker than other folks.
Fucking anime flavor faggot
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>>735327288
>>green eyes

>but

>>terrible eye sight
Green eyes confirmed for SHIT TIER VISION
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Winning. Have gorgeous hazel eyes nice jawline and curly brown hair. Dick is a 10.

Losing. Hypochondriac. Anxiety. Small temper. Hard to gain muscle becuase i puss out at the gym
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winning:
white russian
blue eyes
decent face
6'0 decent height
high IQ

losing:
5.5 inch dick
asthmatic
fucked up in the head

pretty much the average guy nothing special about me.
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>>735331091
wanna hook up? if this geo-locater is right you are only 2 miles away
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>>735327288
>anything to do with depression/anxiety/lack of motivation is not caused by genetic factors.
source?
>you're just being shit at life like I am.
protip self esteem is mostly deterministic too
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Winning:
White
Blue eyes
6'1"
High metabolism
Intelligence
Confident and Social
Decent size cock

Losing:
IBS
Eczema
Ambleiopia
Can't grow a beard
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really fucked up ugly teeth, never smiled as a kid ever, still don't
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>not bad looking
>can't gain weight (skinny)
>smart
>kind of weak
>average penis
>shitskin
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>>735329044
kik?
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>>735331981
>6'0"
>can grow facial hair like it's nothing
>fast runner
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Win: 6'3", IQ last tested at 131, successful athlete across multiple sports including Strongman, Rugby, American Football, Judo, etc...

Lose: accumulate body fat at an alarming rate if I don't pay very close attention to my nutrition and conditioning, average sized cock, so it looks smaller on my large frame. Addict, there is no vice I haven't indulged in to the point over-doing it. The worst part is I know I have a family history of addiction, I just can't shut it off.
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>>735330026
Yeah. Its kinda weird cause fully soft it's 1".
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>>735331091
It's in LA, each year was 60-90 kids
So if there's 4 million people in LA, assume about 1/70 people is in each grade puts it to 57 thousand, one in a thousand has 146+ iq gives us 57, and I'll argue cities attract intelligence
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>>735324902
>winning
Alright face

6'1

white

male

decent teeth

decent face

Naturally quite strong

broad shoulders

good head on my shoulders

deep voice

>Losing
ADD

History of autoimmune disorders (I had HSP as a kid)

jewey hair

easily gain weight, have difficulty losing weight

alcoholism in my family, so I don't mess with it much

born poor

History of mental illness in my family
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Win - White

Loss - 1/8th black

Mutual - The 1/8th of me thats black is my schlong
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Wins:
6'6 and 215lbs
Blue eyes
Athletic
Pretty social

Cons:
Baby face
Can't grow a beard
OCD
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>>735325143
>5'7
Do you enjoy penis in your ass?
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>>735331185
Green eyes on dudes are EXTREMELY rare. Green eyes are almost exclusive to females. im Fucking jelly af
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>>735324902

>native american
>5'8
>195
>stocky (not fat, good leverage in arms and legs - bench 355, squat 475)
>intelligent
>dick 5x6
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>>735324902

Wins:

1/2 Filipino
Blue eyes

Cons:

1/2 white
Girls tell me they love my eyes but hate my body.
Fat alcoholic
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Latino/10
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Pro:
6' 160 lbs
Blue eyes, blondish hair
7" dick
Athletic
8/10 face
Funny

Cons:
Bitch wrists
Gyno
My ribs are fucked idk
Depression
Lazy
Procrastinator
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>>735333007

if she was a redhead without the tattoos, she'd be about the most perfect (visually) woman on earth
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Winning :
Med student
IQ 126
Manipulative
20 yo if that counts
Skinny.. Can't gain weight
Can grow facial hair
Body 7/10


Losing :
5,7 ft
Jewish nose
Nihilist
Severe trust issue
Jealous af
Introvert
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5'11
220 lbs strong fat.
Native American but not too dark or savage looking. Get lots of looks from women.

Genetic makeup isnt used to processed foods or alchohol.
Substantial risk of intolerance towards booze. Increased risk of diabetes and certain types of cancer
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>>735334665
*alcohol
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>win
Tall, 6'2"
White
Decent face
Not fat, actually slightly under weight
Smarter than most people i meet
7" cock
>lose
Socially inept. Made worse by isolating job
Deppressed since childhood
Social and general anxiety
Strangely oversized pelvis that gives me a weird shape in profile
Will be bald in the next 5 years
Beard doesnt grow correctly
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>5/10 face, with decent body
> military so i stay in shape
>alcoholic
>not totally broke
>addicted to video games
>need teeth work
>6ft
>socially inept
>dicks 7inch
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The Goods:
Decent Looks
Natural Blonde Hair
Blue Eyes
7" dick

The Bad:
Large Love handles
5'8
Awkward/Misunderstood. Very bad at conversation with people.
Narcissistic/Only looking out for myself
Isolate away from everybody and never talk to people.

The thing is...I wish to feel more understood and accepted by everybody but, there is this barrier blocking me from making the connections I want to make.
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Winning :
Large fat cock (9.5")
Into loli girls
Super intelligent 10% of the time

Losing :
Born in a shit tier country
Depression
5'7"
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>>735335382
Which country anon?
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>>735335382
You and I both, anon. You and I both...
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>>735335320
>I wish to feel more understood and accepted by everybody but, there is this barrier blocking me from making the connections I want to make.
Same with me. I think its my social anxiety that just makes me awkward when talking to people. Then i over analyze shit and make it worse.
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>>735335491
India .. I'm changing my citizenship soon though
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>>735334310
>wins blue eyes
>cons white
Does anyone else see the contradiction to this faggots few pros and cons?
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>>735324902
>How did you win or lose the genetic lottery /b/
Got a 6-7 figure career, bypass the lottery altogether.
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>>735324902
>won
pretty attractive.
bright green eyes.
not overweight.
white.
above-average intelligence.
6 foot tall.

>lost
terrible eyesight.
permanent double chin, no matter how much i exercise.
social anxiety and depression.
high blood pressure.
balding at 22.
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>>735330685
>nazi
>low IQ
about right
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>>735324902
broad shoulders, strong legs, good Irish stock, really fucking good memory and better than average analytical ability (near photographic memory for written things).

really short (5'2") and incredibly antisocial tendencies that run in the family. Every male born to this family has been a tremendous asshole with difficult relations and dies young (65 years tops).
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>>735335871
I'm only half white though, not full.
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>>735324902
6'3 white male
Godlike metabolism
Naturally athletic
Idk 8/10?
Decent family
Rich parents ASF
Safe town

Downside
Pretty fucking stupid sometimes. Straight B's mainly
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Pros: Skinny, big dick, tall, face is aligned okay

Cons: feet are deformed, mole on my pp, no eyelashes, skinny arms, phat fingers
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>>735335092
dude u r beautiful. kik? FAce it 9/10 for me
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I'd say I'm between losing and winning. I'm not very ugly, but I'm no Prince Charming either. I am by no means weak, but I'm not very buff. I am very intelligent, so that's cool.
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>>735325143
gay guys saying you look good doesn't mean shit
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>>735327288
Brendaniel?
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>>735325397
i'd trade places with you in a heartbeat
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>>735327066
sounds like you're making excuses
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>>735336190
Rccolancrown
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>>735324902
I have a cute enough face that when I'm skinny pulls girls that I'm more than happy with.

But my mom gave me the shit fat gene so rn I'm overweight with manboobs and huge hips
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>>735324902
premature ejaculator(managed with substances) plus moderate back hair. everything else is a win. 6'2, heavily muscled, 8"cock, handsome. iq is between 132-137, white, no disorders or illness, perfect vision
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My friends call me new nose even though I'm not a kike
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>6'8"
>8 Inch cock
>Solid 8.5/10 face
>So naturally strong its ridiculous (550pd dead lift when i had never even touched a weight prior)
>Naturally calm in even near-death situations
>quick witted
>Considered Brain child of the family
>Literally no sexual drive. At all.
you don't understand how bad this is. I see everyone striving for love, connection, and i want it so bad, but it feels so empty. Im a fucking shell. Women and men alike don't arouse me and near every social interaction i have feels like a lie. Considering an hero.
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>>735324902
Most certainly not winning by being a nigger
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>>735336878
do it, gigantor. no one loves your weird ass
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>>735336131
Whats wrong with your feet?
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>>735336878
all you need is some motivation. You need to jerk off more. That will revitalize your sexual drive even if you have to force it.
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>>735324902
>Decent Face
>beautiful hair
> just about 6 foot
> blessed by the gods with 8-9inch cock
> nice butt
> but also no social life, clueless when it comes to women, no filter so I can't play the game and slightly ever so slightly autistic. what a cruel joke.
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>>735324902
Win
I'm attractive, highly intelligent(not my judgement)
Lose
Mental instability, aspergers, antisocial tendencies, genetic disorder causing constant crippling pain, recurrent dislocations and eventually death.
So overall 7/10 atleast I'm white
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>>735337599
You are on 4chan.
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>>735337829
oh forgot to mention, nice and skinny as well. 5'11.5 130 pounds. also depression yada yada mostly in youth though.
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>>735324902
>5' 5"
>155 pounds
>very bad oily hair and skin
>Bad crooked teeth
>Extremely hairy everywhere
>Lazy eye
>Ghetto booty
>6 inch pencil dick
>fungal problems on my balls
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>>735338067
oh boy. I'm sorry, man. the good news is there's a chick out there for you, the bad news is she's probably an uggo
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>>735338606
uggo?
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>>735338911
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uggo
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>>735325470
>tfw 7"3
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>>735338606
>there's a chick out there for you
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>>735324902
I'm an ugly africoon, no friends and my family hates me. I didn't win at all :((
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>>735324902
genetic lottery? Nigs were bred like farm animals
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Pros
Perfect taned skin
Tall 1.84 mts
Fast metabolism(never fat)
Can walk and run lots of time
My face looks like 12 years old boy(im 21)
Dont get sick often
Healthy nut
Perfect vision and teeth

Cons.
Im not talented in nothing
Cant lift more that 120 lbs
Almost poor
Less that 100 in iq
Super shy
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>>735324902
>Basically griffith from berserk but with black hair
>Autism
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>Strong jawline/High cheekbones
>Extremely fucken long fucken eye lashes for some reason
>Nice eye shape in general

Bad:
>Bad shaped nose
>antisocial
>Asocial/ avoid people interactions in general not because I'm a social retard I just don't really give a fuck about Ur day or who u are and shit (I'm extremely lazy even if its something simple like talking to others)
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>>735334217
Palestinian dudes

i used to live in a place with a large palestinian community (they were like our version of jews, they owned all the businesses), they all had fucking gorgeous green and hazel eyes (no homo)
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>>735341390
date me
>>735330002

im the brains, youre the beauty
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"How did you lose"
Pic related
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Win:
>6'2"
>Low fat and in good shape
>Deep voice

Lose:
>Sand nigger
>Starting to bald
>Awful at talking to grills
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>>735324902
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>6'
>18 years old and legit 7.5" dick
Life's good /b/ros
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>>735342859
GET YOUR DISGUSTING PIDDLE AWAY FROM HERE
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>>735342859
start with losing the jungle
>>
5'2
120 lbs
Mixed with Mexican and Chinese
Pear shaped
Not well endowed
:^(
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good:
>aryan
>5'10
>68kg
>17cm cock
>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>perfect body proportions

bad:
>uneven chin
>jaw wink

so am I good or bad anonymooses?
(no muslims allowed on this board)
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Pros: 8/10 face, athletic, muscular. Good in bed (my ex and my actual gf said so). Average intelligence. Lightskin in South America.

Cons: Feel of emptiness. 5 girth 6'7 long dick (a bit more please). Have to work hard or poor. Have to go to college or poor in the future. Combine both = stressed as fuck.
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Winning - Build of a Maori rugby player, naturally gain muscle easily
Losing - Lost hair at 17, big hands and feet but average dick - Girls are always disappoint, Not very smart, depression, average athleticism.
TFW 5'9"
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>>735324902

I ain't bragging...but I got a pretty big dick. I made a girls mouth drop once.
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>>735327506
If you had did not told me that you are a trap i would bang you
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>>735324902
Win:
8/10 body
7/10 face


Lose:
5'8"
Asian

You could be Brad Pitt with a giant wallet to match your giant penis, but exactly zero women want a mongoloid manlet.
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>>735324902
IQ 129 father, average population IQ 105
IQ <70 mother, average population IQ 75
I'm IQ 150

Am I adopted and how badly will regression to the mean screw my offspring?
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>>735343851
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>>735344133
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>>735343851
brown and hazel color is reserved for niggers and shitskins

don't mix with shitskins and avoid incest to be a winner
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>>735344138
Also, mothers indigenous people's have an average 7' peter length so that's not bad
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>>735344162
>>735344193
>>735344232
>>735344266
Fuck off with your nigger cock memes.
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Winning:
>look like the prototypical average simulated guy (brown hair, brown eyes, white, plain looking face)
>I run a 4.8 40 yard dash so I'm fast
>8 inch cock
>really white teeth
>really nice smile
>good eye vision
>long eyelashes and a masculine brow
>raised in an upper middle class family in an upper middle class town
>educated and knowledgeable about a lot of subjects
>middle school bully
>near photographic memory
>alpha eyes
>sociopathic genes
>very popular pre 8th grade
>class clown, funny kid
>northern/Western European heritage
>hairy

Lose:
>5'9
>skinny (6.5 inch wrists)
>clumsy post 8th grade
>average Jawline
>bullied in 8th grade but not high school
>105 IQ
>5.25 inch penis girth
>very high inhibition
>bipolar disorder
>loner, no close friends
>never had a girlfriend (pre 8th grade doesn't count
>only 2 sexual partners
>can't dance, not flexible
>impulsive, lots of drug usage
>can't grow a full beard
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>>735344266
I pity the fool who actually took the time to make this
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6'5
Been lifting for years, great body
Advanced degree from top 5 program
Six-figure job

So ugly that the bank turns off the security cameras when I drop by.
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>>735344162
she hates niggers though, and most non aryans for that matter
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>>735344449
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>>735324902
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>>735344357
that's fucked up dude, but I am not a nig, I can prove it
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>>735344491
>degree and job
>genetic
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>>735326634
What's the shoulder thing called?
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>>735344548
Number of STDs: 50 to 0
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>>735344643
>not saying you are
not all people with brown ever are niggers, but all niggers have brown eyes
so brown is nigger tier thats all
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6'2 (really tall for a mexican)
White mexican
Good body i have been swimming almost daily since i am a kid
i would give myself a 7/10 in face
tons of gf
9inch dick

cons
socially awkward yet i somehow get girlfriends
probably will be bald at 35-40
fucking messy hair (i use straightening iron so its not a big problem)
dumb as fuck
fucked up vision
bad job
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>>735344870
fuck you fag
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>>735344883
ever - eyes*
>>
6'4
8 inches of dick. he's a veined up bastard of a cock chicks dig it.
136-138 IQ (two different tests from when I got tested as a child.)
I tan easily
Well built, can gain muscle easily I work out 3x a week.


I have 3 balls.
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Anyone who saves this many pictures of dicks is a huge faggot. I can't even.
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>>735344870 (You)
>>735344699 (You)
>>735344665 (You)
>>735344634 (You)
>>735344960 (You)
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>>735344990
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>>735324902
i'm white.
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>>735345005
Why the fuck is he still wearing his socks?
>>
>>735344883
I know I know, we need to stick to our own.
Kill the race traitors
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>>735345061
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>>735345075
too bad m8
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>>735345097
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>>735344990
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>>735345222
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>>735345253
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>>735345303
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just testing for comparison
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ROLL
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Win:
Woman
Equally attracted to men and women
Small build but curvy
127 IQ (Stanford-Binet, administered by psychologist when I was 19)
Show zero trace of being 1/8 black

Lose:
Live in South Africa
Red hair
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>>735343502
i dont get these anti bush faggots

you dont see people berating shaved fags for not growing out their pubes
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>>735345346
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>>735345391
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>>735345433
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Am a guy.
Severely prone to UTIs.
If you've never had one before, you're lucky as shit
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Check 'Em Niggers
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>>735345388
exactly
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>>735345473
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>>735345346
murica is #BLACKED as fuck
>>
Real men: In the African American community, 72 percent of Black children are raised in a single parent household.

February 5, 2016: One of the groups left behind is African-Americans. Their unemployment rate, 8.8 percent, is more than double the rate for whites, 4.3 percent
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>>735345531
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>>735345581
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Black men accounted for 70% (14,700) of the estimated 20,900 new HIV infections among all adult and adolescent blacks.
Of all Black men living with HIV/AIDS, the primary transmission category was sexual contact with other men. Of all Black women living with HIV/AIDS, the primary transmission category was high risk heterosexual contact
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>>735345473
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>>735345625
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>>735345659
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>>735345636
>>735345636
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>>735345691
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>>735345388
Maybe because a dick will look bigger without pubic hair
>>
Jonah Adam Falcon (white) (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect
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>>735345729
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>>735344883
lol >people of color
let's give white people separate washrooms and shit
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>>735345760
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>>735328167
actual kek
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>>735345786
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The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.
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>>735345858
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>>735344357
us census considers anything west of pakistan and north of the sahara to be white

latino is considered seperate from race, most identify as hispanic white, some as hispanic black

racial categories have very little if any biological basis, there is literally nothing stopping you from identifying as any race you want
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