When will Alyssa agree to allowing herself to be eaten by a snake
Her tight body is perfect for it
>19 years old
>5'1"
>100 lbs
>slim
>healthy
>vegan
>naive
>environmentalist
Why?
>>735321463
Why not? It would be awsome to see /b/ convince a literal 10/10 to feed herself to a snake.
Also these
>>735319852
>>735319569
>>735319298
Who is she?
Good fuck man, I would pound her for days
>>735321776
Alyssa Welch/Claire. She's on instagram and younow. For almost 2 years now /b/ has been trying to get her to feed herself to a snake
>>735321959
Wouldn't that kill her?
>>735323068
If she isnt regurgitated, yes, very slowly
>>735321959
>/b/ has been trying to get her to feed herself to a snake
This is the first I'm hearing of this. Are sure this isn't just you?
>>735323188
It's gotta be a few, I'm normally the OP though
I wonder if we can use her weight and size to figure out how long it would take for a snake to digest her
>>735324500
sure, no one would want the snake to choke or Alyssa´s round ass
>>735324798
on*
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3058837/Reptile-death-match-X-rays-reveal-Burmese-python-devouring-alligator-body-digests-sharp-toothed-prey.html
Using this for reference
>>735319298
whats the strategie to convence her, does she have daddy issous?
>>735324798
Seems like her bubble butt is going to lengthen how long the digestion lasts. It would take the snake 9-10 days to fully digest Alyssa
>>735325049
I'm not sure yet. Being blunt doesn't work. She just blocks you but she does read every single request. I'm going to try to pretend to give her advice one how to make them stop" by having her respond but she needs to go live again.
We could give her a microphone so she can tell us how the inside feels
>>735326276
This
stop harassing her
>>735326644
I'm pretty sure this isn't harassment
>>735326644
Or what? She wont agree to be snake food?
> be working at NSA
> Just got back from bi-weekly polygraph
> Sit down at desk
> new_case_file.mkv
> Open file
> "Chanfags are trying to convince $HotPieceOfAss to feed herself to a snake again"
> Look over shoulder
> Pull out personal phone I keep stuck to the bottom of desk with old gum
> 4chan.org/b
> Check if my post has convinced her to do it yet
Any suggestions on other methods for convincing her
>>735319298
She looks like she's fed on a few snakes...
>>735323068
well, I guess, but that's not the point.
>>735327421
To my knowledge she's a virgin
>>735327635
Point being?
>>735327741
geez, what's with the questions? are you making an article about it? try having fun for once.
>>735328022
I am
>>735327676
Sure she is...
>>735329099
Well she wont suck the meat I know that
Bumpa reno
How we intend it to consume her
>>735323188
can confirm hes been posting this non stop for atleast 2 years
>>735331537
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZSmee48xA
she going giant constrictor hunting?
>>735319298
Do you think she'd get off to it? Like orgasm into the snake as she's going down the its gullet?
>>735333187
No but that would be awsome
>>735333161
Pretty much, except she is the bait
>>735333584
but is she hunting the snake so then pulling herself out once the snake is out of its lair? or being sacrificed, or being maimed? i dont understand whats going on.
>>735333489
Maybe if the snake's tongue tickles her pussy. Imagine the huge bulge her body would make once she's fully consumed by the snake. A 10/10 beauty being turned into nothing but snake fat.
>>735334239
We intend on having a snake in a controlled environment where it will eat her without constricting her
>>735334467
The thought of the esophagus walls hugging her every curve and crevice as she is rythmatically pulled down into its stomach. There she would remain alive for at least ten to twenty four hours
>>735334847
she'd be fucking retarded to do so, but if you just convince her it will make her popular, she might do it... or you could just get her to give everyone blowjobs, same tier of convincing
>>735335041
Would it be better if she fed herself to the snake willingly, or if she was forced?
>>735335611
Willingly, struggling will cause it to constrict
>>735335944
Good point. She should go willingly and be as relaxed as possible, that way her tight petite body makes a comfortable meal for the snake while he's swallowing her.
is this for a porn? sorority initiation? a movie? a fantasy? in order just to see how dumb and compliant she is?
Do you like her or have disdain for her?
>>735335298
blowjobs wouldn't be as awesome though
>>735336135
precisely
Uhhhhhhh, wait a sec....this ain't right..
>>735336252
>porn
fetish so yea
>sorority initiation
no but that could be a theme
>fantasy
not if its real
>how dumb/compliant
she is naive af
>like her/disdain her
she's a 10/10 dude
>>735336452
How so?
bump
>>735327005
I think it is. A good case could be made that you're trying to get her to kill herself. Similar cases have lost in courts
>>735336570
you think her bones would break?
snake have teeth?
bump. we need this
do you have a snake? the whole thing sounds implausible unless you were poor africans and hunting snake was the only way to get meat
>>735337718
If the snake does not constrict and she remains docile she will be safe, provided she is thrown up at some point
>>735337791
There are no snake large enough in Africa. Convince her and then get the snake.
>>735337709
We are not trying to get her to kill herself
>>735337948
we? are you a porn company? her friends? a group of guys that just fuck her regularly? one "boyfriend" thats just in it for the easy puss and showing off to his buddies who want him to do mean stuff?
>>735338153
we're /b/ tards. Who are you any ways
>>735338236
a concerned adult
>>735338391
no you seem genuinely concerned. You know her?
>>735338391
>>735338668
well?
>>735338668
>>735339677
no. i've never seen anyone i've known posted on the internet.
it seemed like a silly idea at first but im bored of it
>>735340142
Then why does it anger you?
>>735340230
seemed like you're gonna injure some dumb girl for a game
>>735340541
Its not a game
Who wants Alyssa to die by snake digestion?
>>735341970
Just want to go on record I don't want that to happen