Rekt thread?

>>735292627
kek`d and saved

>>735293916
Fuck off and go
>ᛕᎥᒪᒪ Ƴᗝᑌᖇᔕᗴᒪᖴ

>>735292627
bad....fucking...ass

i can't stop watching it

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>>735294509
ikr

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>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad

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>>735294949

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>>735294973

>>735292627
It's almost as if this was a choreographed move and not a real fight.

>>735292627
yes please

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>>735295007

>>735292627
Fake

>>735292627
staged

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>>735295048

>>735295048
Dude fuck off no one cares about your toe nail shit, we want webms

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>>735295695
shut up faggot
who even are you

>>735296191

so who was in the wrong here?

>>735294905
Dad shouldn't have done something like that. Giving a fucking gun to his son telling him to "shoot me". Besides even if he shot him the dad was basically asking for it. Da fuck.Did anything else happen after that?

>>735296191
This is aggressively Slavic.
>terrible decision making with both parties
>the track suit
>the hat
>checking the car first
>the squat

>>735296512
Mom and Dad continued living in their third world shit hole. It's a tragic fate really.

>>735296425
Wtf happened here?

>>735297440
They spilled water on the witch.

>>735297440
electrocuted, ya dingus

>>735297440
this stupid

>>735297440
Nerve gas

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>>735296437

>>735297440
Troll. No one can be THAT stupid. Hell, you make the dead dickheads look smart.

>>735297440
nerve gas

>>735297440
nerve gas

>>735296138
I am a Jew. Do as I say.

>>735294949
>>735294973
>>735295007
>>735295048
God damn I hope this is a sign of /b/ returning to something resembling its former glory

>>735298074
dafuq?

filename.tho kek

>>735295048
I dont know how this is more painful to witness than people getting wrecked by cars, but it is.

>>735296425
dropkick him ffs

>>735297685
why was only one guy electrocuted if they were all holding onto the thing?

>>735296425
Ahahahahaha i cant stop laughing

>>735296512
>Did anything else happen after that?
Interpretive dance never had such genuine emotion again.

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>>735295048
well that was a journey of what the fuck, oh please dont and AEHHHHH

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>>735298074

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>>735298825

>>735298074
>Story?

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>>735298911

>>735292627
why does this look staged

>>735295695
Faggot I've been waiting for the thread cap since last night before the second thread was even made

>>735294905
in japan a suicide in front of your parents is a honor

>>735297440
nerve gas

>>735293115
batador.jpg

>>735298886
he got an olive stuck in his throat

>>735292627
so gay and fuck every who thinks this can ever happen in a fight.

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>>735294973
Kek I posted this face in the thread. Glad to see it made its way to the screen cap

>>735299005
Because it is.

>>735298911
what

>>735294905
heavy story, very sad.

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>>735299355

>>735299223
Japan is a non sense country

>>735297440
nerve gas obviously

>>735297910
Lol

>>735298308
You're not the only one

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>>735299494
Summer

>>735299956
Thanks for the help guys, I guess he should've held his breath

>>735299908
love how the pilot immediately nopes right off

>>735298988
Whiteheads? Does this imply very greasy skin?

>>735292627
That is the most ridiculous fucking thing I have ever seen, try that in an actual fight. I doubt it would go over well.

>>735300354
give monkeys rights and this happen

>>735300354
Around blacks never relax

>>735300918
She'll have a hard life. Hope she doesn't get poor.

>>735300370
>summer
Sure buddy. Cuz it's so hard to believe that someone was ina. Capped thread from yesterday

>>735298911
sauce? moar?

>>735301016

>>735301016
Full vid:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa3_1393522037

>>735301179
wtf ?§

>>735296425
Man, this world sucks. One minute you're help some guys out and the next you're burning alive due to massive electric shock. Fuck man.

>>735294905
you can tell by the body language of the parents that they are a bit wicked...

>>735296437
They both were. The guy with the stroller rushed to cross the street when he should've used his common sense and waited for the car to pass. But the guy in the car I feel was going to fast and he had bad reflexes

>>735301956
>shock
Newfag.
>>735296425
Also, is that the 1st time a gook has used a vehicre brinker

>>735296425
Damn that nerve gas, strikes again

>>735292627
is that the real deal or choreographed? I cant tell.

>>735299908
what happened, I can't make it out

>>735302079
kek. These are my favorites!

>>735299392
tambourine of doom

>>735302209
dude running in at first gets his dome lopped off by the rotor.

>>735298869
"Ordem e progresso"

>>735297440
Spontaneous human combustion.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

>>735302231
I request more protesters getting ran over

>>735301179
fuck you

>>735300354
Niggers .. niggers everywhere

>>735298825
i called this one Gang Life Records

>>735294905
At least the son did the honourable thing

>>735297440

don't fall for it anon. It was clearly laughing gas.

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>>735302101
>shock
>Newfag.

wut

>>735302146
Nigger instincts so strong he still goes for the bike when unconscious.

>>735296137
M-m-multi kill!

>>735296533
Haha, true that.

>>735299908
man those some dumb white peo-- oh.

>>735298602
Holy shit, that's one stone faced motherfucker

>>735294973

Good shit anon

>>735296425
How did the other 2 guys not get fucked up?

>>735300918
Wtf?

>>735300955
Wtf again?

>>735302207
that will never ever happen in actual fight. Look at the one being "thrown." Jumps into it. These guys practice the martial art called faggotry

>>735300726
Kek

>>735301087
I can never feel bad about these sorts of things. You get in a ring with a pissed off bull, you've noone to blame but yourself when shit goes sideways.

>>735297908
Fucking dumbass driver.

>>735301021
hes like fuck how do i tuck in my shirt now.

>>735300955
Quaid! Start the reactor!

>>735301801
>>735302412
It's a cat washing machine. Chill the fuck out.

>>735303039
because the one guy (who probably had the thinnest shoes) took the kill for them. Those 2 other dudes should be bringing some incense to his grave after this.

>>735301179
Nerve gas

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>>735302412
lol. no you.

>>735300726
those ppl, are they walking the earth right now. The fuck do all these ppl think. Fucking savages with no purpose

>>735302106
Is she dead?

>>735303039
They held their breath.

>>735303903
nah, couple of stitches and she was back on the streets in a week

>>735300113
Fuck off newfag

>>735303606
Kitter no like bath only?

>>735303774
Those aren't people, those are mindless monkeys

>>735297845 >>735297440
why the fuck did it take four (4) replys to get to nerve gas?!!

/b/ is realy getting slow...

>>735304220
Wut?

>>735300354
compared to muslims blacks are fucking cool

>>735296512
Kid's soul went to hell.

>>735304715
joke's on you! Gooks don't have a soul

>>735297440
massive attack of nerve gas

>>735298505
wasn't all equally conductive. he held on directly to the part which touched the power line.

>>735295026
This guy...
This guy gets it

>>735298825
come on buddy..wake up!

>>735292627
so what if its staged? that doesnt stopping it from being awesome

>>735300354
[monkey screeching]

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>>735296533

>>735305481
If you look closely you can see when the nerve gas actually ignites

>>735301172
Probably meant summerfag

>>735294905
I love how the mom gets all comfy during the fight, then immediately switch to "oh lawdy" mode

No comment needed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bamRklL_0r4

>>735306536
na thanks.
no need to watch this gay dance battle

>>735295048
i have that pendrive

>>735292627
That guy moves to get flipped, total shit! This is why martial arts is so fucking gay.

>>735296437
the guy sprinting to j walk with a stroller. thats some nigger atyle shit there.

>>735306963
>>735306845
>calling martial arts gay

these people can beat you up in like 5 seconds and you call them gay? sometimes i srzly don't get it

>>735306963
ya why should they ever coreghraph moves for a demenstration its almost like not a real sparring seasion

>>735299908
>Fuck it I'm out

>>735307151
What are they doing?

>>735296425
i like how he dont use the car to save that guy. ching chong chung, this guy he need tu bun

>>735307151
>Walking unprotected in a safari
They had it coming

>>735307554
just african bomb squads trying to neutralize bomb bags or vests from suspicious terrorists

>>735307128
Yea, wouldn't want some homo to go all ballerina on me.

>>735298074
https://youtu.be/tAhIg5Dy3uA

>>735294905
Why did they start rolling around on the floor?

>>735308244
It's from all the nerve gas.

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>>735302698

>>735292627
false and queer

>>735307128
>Little 100lb Chinks
>Beat you up in like 5 seconds
lol k

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>>735292627
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

>>735292627
about as real as WWE

>>735307554
>>735307151
NIGGER drug addict guys stealing like hyenas

>>735297910
i imagine a cartoon "boing" when they all fly in the air

>>735307151
its like watching baboons stealing food, opportunistic little monkies.

>>735302118
Are they even humans?

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>>735309061
nah man more "boink" imo

also im too stoned for this capture

>>735308659
do you even know what 10th Dan means?

>>735302118
Jesus christ I can't believe the level of assholery of some people. No feeling of responsibility or care for other people around them. Fuck it makes me mad. I mean shit, OK if you want to kill yourself but for fuck's sake don't involve other people in it.

>>735309426
nigger or not no one in any civilised country deserves to be killed/crippled for stealing. Thats some 3rd world Muzzie shithole thinking.

>>735302106
Story on this one?

>>735309827
you are a fag

>>735302118
They clearly all saw it happen, why the fuck would you not at least help her out of the road...

Subhumans

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>>735309514

>>735309426
>untrained officers are untrained

>>735307151
there is a nice vid where they do that the whole time, and then someone has a gun and shoot the nigga

>>735302118
Fucking gooks

>>735309827
kek

>>735309942
Nerve gas

>>735293987
>>735294509
It was choreographed you dumb fucks

As real as WWF

>>735292627
Sauce?

>>735297908
>>735303427
>I found a rule he broke, he 100% to blame

The guy was going to fast, and the dad literally push the kid in front of the car. It's easily 50/50, but really I'd say more the dad's fault.
When you're in the position to be hurt, it's ultimately your responsibility to protect yourself, and no one else's. He shouldn't of been crossing at that time, and shouldn't of tried to literally outrun a moving vehicle.
LEGALLY the driver would be crucified, the western culture has a deep rooted victim worshiping narrative. No matter the situation, people on foot/bycicles are toted as innocent victims. Morally the dad is responsible for being too incompetent to protect his children by simply not trying to beat a car in a footrace.

TL;DR they both are.

>>735296137
>motorcycle driving wrong way for no reason
>Retard driving speeding car
Wow, asians really are horrible drivers.

>>735295026
Well it did look good at first but when you really look at it you can see that he is basically throwing himself into the tumble, as soon as I noticed that it looked stupid as hell.

>>735310069
>>735309850

if you watch closely the other 2 cops, they got shot by the robber, who was armed

>>735310218
And we care because?

>>735309850
Nah man. Some one breaking into a home to steal shit will killed. Without serious repercussions thieves will not stop. That person will never steal again.

>>735309762
can someone explain this ??? allready saw like 4 different videos like this... are they keep finding new pple to die this way?

>>735310703
its nerve gas

>>735297440
Nerve gas burned him

>>735309536
Click next you nigger idiot

>>735310703
The scaffold hits an overhead powerline and they get electrocuted.

>>735310894
i can also read the title of the video, but what are they transporting there? and why does it look like that they actually get electrocuted, why does a nerve gas come out from a thing which looks like electricity pylon

>>735310058
Fucking awesome. Came here for rekt, got even better

>>735310894
It's clearly electrocution. They guys get stuck to the frame when it touches overhead power wires

>>735310703
Deffo nerve gas