ITT we post things we regret doing with girls

>>735291022
opening up, bitches can't wait to get their claws into you and turn you inside out

>>735291022
piss enema

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I regret nothing.

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>>735291094
Do you mean...literally?

having a kid

>>735291022
giving her best oral jobs in her life for at least 30 min non stop.
now she only wants that no matter what other things I try. She doesnt blow me anymore, she just lays there waiting for the job.

>>735291022
saying "I love you"

>>735291022
Are you a faggot?

>>735291196
here it is, the winning answer

>>735291235
haha
wow what a cuck

>>735291022
Leaving my phone unlocked around them.

>>735291235
even if it sounds stupid, thats a way for keeping girls after you. If she only wanted you by sucking your dick that would be a problem, she could be blowing someone else.

>>735291235
Kek. Never go down on a bitch

>>735291453
>>735291586
>>735291674

well I have to admit Ive been with several girls and this is the first time I work a pussy that long. With others I never went below their clit, just because hair, smell or other things.
But this girl has a silk skin, nice pink color and tastes like honey. So I always end up falling and going down.

>>735291674
>not eating pussy and ass
Jesus anon how pleb can you be?

>>735291022
More?

>>735291888
Pleb you mother plebber

>>735291888
Hitler Trips confirm. Tongue those clits boys

>>735291022
Turned my first love into the town slut. Took her virginity when she was 14 (i was 15) in a park bathroom. We dated for 2 years, then i dumped her out of random for another girl. When she was 17, she started fucking my best friend while i was in basic training, and she told him he was her 19th guy. I loved her, and when i was done with the chick i left her for, i wanted her back. But she told me she fucked someone else the week after we broke up, and i called her a stupid slut and told her to kill herself. Then she depressed fucked more guys, and i definately didnt want her back after that. Honestly, id never wife a girl who isnt a virgin.

>>735292218
>id never wife a girl who isnt a virgin.
you think you ruined her, but she ruined you too.

>>735292455
Thats deep bro holy shit

>>735292455
Pottery

>>735291022
I regret not fucking with a condom last week. Didnt cum inside but I drank a lot of alcohol.

I met this girl late on saturday, took her home, fucked raw. She seemed clean and nice, but who knows. And now she is constantly sending me messages about not getting her period.

All this trouble just for a few minutes of fucking.

>>735291022
how exactly is this picture not getting you a permaban from the automated filter?

>>735292617
why?

>>735291022
I regret catching that STD

>>735291888
Truth.

Although the second pussy, and subsequently every one thereafter, made me realize that the first bitch I ate needed a cleaning.

Only one girl liked to get her ass ate, and he also knew that if I ate it I was fucking it thereafter.

>>735292636
she's 11 in this picture

>>735291022
Allowing them to fall in love with me. Seriously, I should be more of an asshole and keep my feels to my myself.

>>735291022

haha omg all of you need to head over to r9k because obviously you can't have a healthy relationship

>>735292696
Who is it?

>>735291022
I don't regret anything, I don't regret loosing half my money, I don't regret loosing custody of my kids, I don't regret selling my Harley, I don't regret having to live in a trailer park for 18 months whilst getting shit settled, I don't regret drinking every night, I don't regret shit, no regrets

>>735292696
19 actually dumbass

>>735291022
talking to them

>>735291022
Really OP? I fucking love eating ass.

>>735291022
Wasting time watching bad movies, going to freak infested cafe for horrible organic twigs and bark. Pussy is only worth so much

>>735291022
Being mean to them.

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>>735291022
reep

>>735291235
When you're done just climb up and put your dick in her face or pick her up and put her there.
>Has girl he loves to eat
>Still gets daily blowjobs

>>735291196
Yup i know that feeling.

>>735292455
Dubs confirms

>>735291022
Dating her for as long as I did. Watch her develop into an alcoholic without really realizing months after we broke up and she would drunk call me late on week nights when I know she had work the next day. Basically I just wasted a bunch of time and effort on a chick that wasn't all that special.

>>735291022

Marrying one

>>735292607
What do you think of Reality Winner for a name?

>>735291132
how was that a bad thing?

>>735294309
need response, planning on pissing in my wifes ass

>>735292586
Idk why I find this so funny

>>735291022
fall in love

Not fucking my ex in the ass when she started hinting an interest in it. I was scared of poop dick, her "friend" wasnt.

>>735295370
just stick it in her mouth to clean it off

>>735295084
Urine is sterile, so pissing in your wife's booty hole shouldn't cause many ill effects outside of maybe some warm discomfort for her, and an odd sensation of pissing out her ass later.

This is experience, speaking.

>>735292658
HE
E

subconsciously dude revealed it was a he . He liked his ass ate.

FAGGOT.

>>735295370
me too
and then sadly there are plenty of guys who dont give a fuck about giving everything into sex.

my fault was getting bored into sex with her. so she ended up looking for another one and leaving me

>>735295553
she already does enemas, i was wonder why it was something he regretted

getting married to one

forgiving her after she cheated on me.
she did it more times, Im sure of that, but didnt tell me.

>>735291235
Seriously I've had this happen as well. You need to sit down and talk to her that your needs aren't being met and that she can't just hog it all for herself.

>>735292655
I've caught 3 stds and never regretted it. 2 from the same chick cause worth it.

>>735295553
>Urine is sterile
Think I heard this is a myth

>>735293882
Basically I just wasted a bunch of time and effort on a chick that wasn't all that special.

this.

Spending money only to never get re-payed in any form

>>735291022
Fucking my lesbian friend while she slept. Came inside too.

Convincing a girl to try anal, lying about applying lube. She tore. Stuck in the hospital for three days. Got bored and cheated on her.

Frequent creampie sex with recent ex. She got pregnant, gave birth. I don't think it's mine, but w/e.

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>>735291140
My nigga

>>735296403
its not, but its no more unsterile then cum, or vaginal fluids

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>>735291140
Same

>>735291196
You beat me to it. My life is done. Twin boys here

>>735292455
deepest thing on b all day. brb contemplating life

>>735291235
I can relate to this! My bitch wont suck my cock efficiently dispite the fact i go down on her for a long time.

>>735291022
Trusting them

>>735296403

It's sterile from a healthy person, if they don't have a urinary track infection, std, etc.

>>735291235
It's a matter of training my wife can't have an oral orgasm without my cock in her mouth

>>735292607
REEEE sorry to hear anon. I'm sure its nothing and she's just a crazy bitch. Try not to worry too much, the chances of getting pregnant are very low as is with ovulation windows AND you did not even cum in her

Fingering my cousin's ass and puss when we were kids. Giving each other oral too.

I let this ugly cunt with huge tits suck my cock. Fingered her, wanted me to eat her ass, politely declined. Did suck on and massaged her deliciously huge tits for a long time. Came in her mouth from the blowjob, and from her reaction is how I learned to change my diet if I want someone to swallow.

Also let this other ugly chick suck my cock, she was really fit and had a nice fat smooth pussy though, so I ate her out. We had been friends for years, wanted me to fuck her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin. Also declined, because poop dick. Never spoke to her again, because I'm embarrassed about this.

Regret not fucking this chick named Caitlin. I liked her quite a lot, I know she felt the same way because she cried when I broke it to her that I didn't want to pursue a relationship (still loved my ex, ended up getting back with her in the end). We sexted a lot, I know she wanted to fuck. Dammit, this is quite possibly my biggest regret.

That's all.

>>735291022
1. Giving up my porn collection after getting serious.
2. putting up with her stupid friends while alienating my own.
3. Getting rid of my stuff to replace it with her shit.
4. Buying a house where she wanted to live.

I could literally go on for an hour writing this shit down. Take a lesson, /b/, Don't submit to women EVER!

>>735297236
Damn man you went to far. Why?

>>735296589
Why would you lie about applying lube?? There's no way that it feels better for you raw...

>>735297236
It's alarming how common that is

I'm glad that I am a "forever alone"

because i would rather be alone and happy than surrounded by people who dont give a shit a miserable

>>735291022
Not that i really regret it. But back in the 80s when it was just one drug fueled party after another. I would regularly pick up chicks in NY city and roofie them and fuck the shit out of them. Must have been over 300 chicks. I am sure i probably got a fair few of them knocked up. Hell a few even dated me not know what i did to themm..lol

asking two girls for their number

not standing my ground i gave a married girl a ride home from work "they had a fight" she was a cockblocker also, i could of moved out for a while.

>>735297447
most likely he didnt have any available and used the phrase "we don't need lube, i'll just go slow and be careful"


you lie because you still get anal that way

multiple, non-stop fisting orgasms. My dick cant compare to that.

>>735291022
Left the only truly great girl I ever met, who was in love with me, in St Louis, because I wanted to live in Colorado. Broke her heart, didn't even care. Perspective makes me realize, she was rare marriage material, and it took me till I was 35 to realize, it is me that is not.

>Dating her for two years

>>735292218
It's funny that you think having fucked 20-30 people is a lot of people and makes someone a slut.

Kids...

>>735298358
my goal is to fuck as many holes as i can by the time i die...

and yeah im married

>>735297397
I was raised to be a chump and that's what I became. It took a long time to get out of that conditioning.

>>735292455
>>735292455
Agree!!

>>735298358
No shit. As an adult, if you're still counting, you have mental problems. By the time you're out of your twenties you'll have fucked more dozens of people than you can count. Unless you're a fucking psycho or a Mormon or Muhammad that's still fascinated by virgins bc you have your self worth codependent on someone else's stunted development. Fucking unhealthy shit.

http://miskly.com/Xoi

>>735298358
Its not a lot, in a lifetime. But in 2 years before you are even 18... that just projects those numbers are gonna be much higher when she enters the real world.

Splitting up. I'm lonely now and my dick is cold.

>>735297473
Being forever alone is ok if that's how you like it. Only women are afraid of being alone.

But if you do get involved with a woman, be ready to give them the boot and only focus your attention on those girls who will follow your lead.

>>735298941
He's right, you know

>>735298941
I am in my mid twenties. Not fat, ugly or any mental conditions. And guess how many times i fucked...

>>735299343
>on /b/


none

>>735298941
Im 27, ive been with 5 girls. 3 of them i was in relationships with for over a year. 1 was a random, and 1 was awkward friend sex. I thought i was doing good? Should my numbers be higher?

Me and my ex wife bought a house. We bought while together, but in my name. She had a job that paid slightly more than mine, but my credit was better. When we split up 4 years later, (no kids, no cheating on either side) her attorney managed to steal my house from me. We bought it for 40k, i put 10k of my savings to fixing it up. New floors, hot water heater, vinyl privacy fence, new sod in yard, paintjob on house etc etc.... She waited another 3 years till the market peaked in the early 2000s and sold the house for 220k. I never saw a dime of it. Her and my mom are still freinds. She got fat though so at least i won that mental war.

>>735299459
Well obvious. Now what? You know you could insult me, or give advice, or anything at all?

But ok whatever. I have no idea where I am going with this...

>>735299505
im 30, been with my wife for 12 years, ive fucked 8, 2 in the ass

only 2 were before my wife

>>735291022
Regarding anything they say as valuable.

>>735299702
wasnt an insult, you asked me to guess and i did

not sure what advice i can give you , i tamed a slut and ended up fucking a bunch of her friends with her permission

>>735299702
Just tame some strange, man

>>735299172
This, holy shit! If a girl has 20 partners before she's 18, she's a goddamn whore man. Who the fuck would defend that?

>>735292218
Boy aren't we special

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>>735291022
why?
Watches at $ 0

>>735291553
This.

>>735299953
How? I even asked a girl out and she accepted. Havent even hugged her. Like wtf, am I missing a piece of brain responsible for social and romantic relationships???

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I don't know if it counts as a girl, but I fucked a trap/tranny once.
>hot as fug 22 year old in photos
>meet in person
>tons of makeup but can still see stubble
>high pitched man-voice
>couldn't stay hard, so told him don't fucking talk and put on music instead so I can imagine something that would keep my boner
>big hands and feet
>ass only looked good in the 1-2 poses where anyone can make their ass look good, he was too skinny so had no hips and looked like a dude in most positions
>wouldn't let me touch his dong because "imma girl teehee"
>mental illness.jpg
>got shit on dick even though he douched
>after I came I was so disgusted with myself for fucking a guy
>got tested for everything and thankfully clean
>neveragain.

>>735300277
Do you have Kik? If so, whats your user? I dont want to derail this thread, and i could give you some serious advice.

>>735301130
i need fuck advice too ffs

>>735301130
Nah sorry. Would be fun even if you are trolling. Any other options?

Regret: Marrying one and losing all sexual attraction to her in less than 2 years

>>735292607
if it was last week you have nothing to worry about if she isn't getting her period this week. it wouldn't stop it that soon.

>>735291022

>Listening to them
>paying for their share
>believing when they say they won't ever talk anymore to Chad

wasting 12 years of my life with a cheating whore.

Before I got married I had a lot of girls wanting to hook up with me secretly before I got married. Two of them I know was bi and I told them about each other. Showed pictures if they were interested in a 3some. It worked

We all went out days before I got married. This was my last crazy moment. I did not do the vegas thing. The girl was in a short black dress and looked crazy good and smelled amazing. Got drinks. I had rules like, no photos etc. No text about it. They abided to these rules and understood this was a one and done. We all hooked up and I had 2 sexy girls all over me. It is not my first threesome but it was also a secret threesome. It was a lot of fun. Cost me about $250 bucks after drinks.

During the heat of the moment one of them was like cum in me... YES.. And the other girl was pinching my nipples. That made me pop fucking hard. I asked her if she was on birth control and she said no via text. Holy shit did that raise my anxiety. I was sweating non stop. When I got married I was thinking about that as well. She never went prego but that really sucked because during the alter I thought about that moment and what if I have a baby. The risks Etc etc. So lessoned learned and glad nothing happened.

So I am thankful now nothing happened. Was it worth it? Kinda. But I would rather have a piece of mind. Wrap it with any girl. I was drunk and in the moment. It was bitter sweet this memory.

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came inside her, panicked for a while

>>735296761
Nah man you're ok. Boys are way cheaper than girls.

https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo vg

>>735302315

I would panic as well. Your kids are going to be ugly as fuck.

>>735298345
Try 7

>>735301473
Regret: marrying an incredibly freaky, sexy one and watching her get fat.

>>735301380
>>735301416
Real shit, find a girl outside your circle, one who you dont really talk to, but you are familiar enough that a message on Facebook wouldnt be creepy. Dont act like you wanted to talk to them specifically. Pull the whole "im bored as fuck, and i saw that you were online" type thing. And if you are decent looking, theyll bite. Act like you are genuinely bored and want to keep the conversation going, as its the only thing keeping you occupied so you dont die of boredom. Ask questions, but dont just come out and ask, or else theyll think youre trying to get to know them so you can date. So instead of coming out and saying "what kind of music do you like?" Be like "im just listening to some Foo Fighters" theyll either say something like "oh nice" or "i like them too" then you can be like "what about you? What kind of music do you like?" Its like the best way of seeming uninterested but interested at the same time. Youre just telling them what you like, and then asking what they like in return. Kinda hard to explain, but it works best, makes it seem like youre not interviewing them. Theyll slowly start to gain interest in you, but stay consistent. Try to message her every day. If its you engaging in the first message every time, take a 3 day break. Odds are she will message you first, if youve been talking every day. If not, then dont be afraid to shoot her another message after the 3 days, its a win-win cause it makes you seem less desperate, and you can see if she messages first. I play the 3 day trick often, until they are first to message me, once that happens, you are in the clear. It means shes genuinely interested and wants to talk. Protip, go for the shy quiet girl, they tend to have much more personality over text, makes it fun, and they fall for you faster since they probably dont have a lot of social interaction. This shit takes time tho. Theres more to it, which is why i wanted to tell you on Kik or some shit.

>>735302476
she didn't actually become pregnant

>>735302696
Thanks bro solid advice. The thing is I am aware of all those things an pulled it of with her. I mean she accepted. (asked a girl out n all). We met up a few times. All alone and such. Havent even hugged her. Maybe I actually do have some psycological problems. Sometimes I feel like I am missing a certain trigger or emotion. I am NOT asexual or anything.

I have no problems building contacts. A few girls even aproached me by themselves. Going "serious" is my problem. There is some sort of mental blockade. Like forcing myself to move my non existant wings/ or some other parts I dont have.

>>735299988
And one in their 40s who can fuck that many or none in a month, and nobody's git shit to say about it either way bc irl, everyone fucks everyone, all the time. It's only immature kids to whom sex is new and negative that it somehow reflects poorly on your character. Guess what someone who doesn't fuck a lot is called when you're an adult? Inexperienced and boring.

>>735303342
>Guess what someone who doesn't fuck a lot is called when you're an adult?
Honey.

>>735291194
underrated shitpost
+internets for you

>>735291094
Underrated

>>735303417
Mustard

>>735303305
Next time you are with her, and yall are saying goodbye, say "what, no kiss goodbye?" as shes about to leave, but is still close enough to make an effortless kiss. Shit works like a charm, you can play it off as a joke if it fails, or you can actually get the kiss. It has never failed on me, but i knew where our relationship stood beforehand. I majored in psychology, and i use the fuck out of it when it comes to relationships.

>>735299505
That math sounds like a few years in there without any sex.

One of the best pussies I ever felt was when I was 17. I was at a house party one weekend with some buds. It was in a rural place right outside of town. She was 14 and a virgin. I got her away from the party and we walked outside behind a horse trailer about 500 feet away from the house.

Long story short I fingered her against her will. It started innocent enough by making out. She was very precocious. I even showed her my dick and she was a little apprehensive but I grabbed her hand and made her grab it and showed her how to stroke. When I went up her skirt and into her panties is when things went downhill. She didn't scream but she squirmed a lot and cried and wimpered a little. It only lasted for around a minute before I let her up and let her go. I kind of regret it to this day but looking back it was really hot.

She didn't have much hair. She didn't shave, there just wasn't much. She was also really firm inside. I remember that.

>>735304461
Yep, had my share of dry dick. Going on 2 years dry now.

>>735298358
it does
if you can't count the number of partners you've had on one hand, you are a slut

>>735304896
NYPA, fuck off.

>>735304164
Way to awkward. That was almost 1 year ago. I have no idea what she even wants from me at this point. She is still way too close for just wanting to be friends. Damn I would have sent myself to hell after 1 FUCKING YEAR! Im concerned she is heavily damaged goods still clinging to me.

>>735292218
Gonna call it now and say you're not gonna wife anyone anyway

>>735296530
Same happened to me anon, I feel you

>>735296403
>>735296951

it's not sterile, it was debunked 2014

https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/urine-not-sterile-and-neither-rest-you

>Be me junior year of high school
>Ask 6.5/10 thick girl if I can "come over"
>Says yes, figured she gets the hint
>Get there, things start out awkward but lead to kissing and touching
>About to go down on her when I realize her pussy STANKS
>Tastes just how it smells, DISGUSTING
>Do it for 15-20 seconds as not to be rude? And to get her wet
>Fuck her for about 5 mins, cum, then act like I have to leave urgently
>Go outside and loudly gag / puke in the community parking lot

Never heard from her since, lived 5 mins from me.

>>735291022
trying

Got a girl who devotes herself to me. She bought me a plane ticket to Europe last month because she knew it would make me happy. She accepts me for all my flaws, she even let's me sleep around because she knows I'm young and that's just how I am. But she's waiting for the day I'm ready to make her my housewife and bear children for me

I think I want to marry her

>>735305934
Is she fat, ugly or crazy?

>>735297236

>rid of porn collection

This was a giant red flag.

If she demands that you not even look at two-dimensional pictures of other women, she is already planning to use sex to control you. She cannot do so if you are still able to take care of your own needs.

69 with my wife while she was getting fucked by a dude with a massive cock. Asshole came on my face.

>>735305399
No shit, cause all women are sluts. I cant live knowing that the girl im spending the rest of my life with enjoyed other dicks. Maybe their fantasizing about Tyrone's andaconda while im going at it. Cant have that shit.

>>735306094
Kek

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>>735291022
last ex;
>meeting her
>not paying attention to obvious flaws.
>taking her place in the event of a hit and run on a crosswalk
>receiving and spending a 35,000$ compensation on her.
>forgiving her 40 times for cheating on me.
>forgiving her for all the physical, mental abuse and emotional trauma
>thinking for a damn second that the kid she had was mine.
>ignoring her and cutting off the relationship.
>thinking about it every day what happened for the last 4 years..
>not moving on with my life since then.

>>735292607
She was already pregnant. Better lawyer up.

>>735306066
She's actually a model lmao, always approached by photographers & has a pending thing with a clothing company she works at. Very beautiful

I suppose you could call her 'crazy' she doesn't do crazy shit like stalk me or get angry or explosive. But she has suffered from depression/anxiety. It's not extreme but she has poor self esteem.

I've helped her a bunch since I've met her, and I suppose that's why she likes me so much. I've given her 'worth'

Not slapping her in the face

>>735292455
check'd and.. jesus

>>735300009
So close, i feel bad seeing that

Lending money

>>735296589
Scum

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>>735291094

>>735291022
marrying someone I met on stickam. About 7 years after we met at married (1 1/2 yrs in) she left for retarded reasons. Basically the grass is greener type of shit. Now shes back in hickville northern california doing nothing and smoking pot all day. So much more to this story but yeah.

Also recently, trying to make it work with a schitzo chick. Bout a week after we were "official" I called it off. She seemed super stable and good for a few months while we were friends but as soon as I became her boyfriend her neediness level skyrocketed to 11

>>735291235
Dude do what I do.
Get her to 69 with you with her on top and whenever she does that have her blow you while you do her.
Get really into it and do your best every time she does 69. This way she'll only want to69and at least then you'll get a blowie everytime. If she's a land whale then sorry it probs won't work

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my ex
>be 21
>in college
>meet a girl
>redhead
>good body
>nice tits
>7,5/10
>she was a bit too "good girl"
>raised as daddies princess
>when I finally got to fuck her she turned into a beast
>wanted to try everything
>wanted to go down on her
>ok, I'm business
>oh shit, the smell
>of fuck the taste
>imagine rotten meat
>that's exactly how her pussy smell and taste
>even after she showered
>almost puked, gagged while trying to lick the pussy

all in all she eventually turned out to be a total bitch. I threw her out of my apartment and nearly forgot she ever existed.

>protip
>never date daddies little princess

>>735306757
She cries alone every time you cheat on her then tells you she's fine with it because she's scared you'll leave. You keep hurting the only person who loves you and you deserve to die alone

>>735299505
I'm 30 and lost count in the mid fifties when I was 25

>>735291022
cumming inside someone i don't love and wouldn't stand having a child with.

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>>735291022

wrapping my lips around her asshole and blowing air into it. she was all lubed up, there was some splattering

>>735308267
Honest question, are you just alpha as fuck?

>>735300476
Don't feel bad anon, at least you went through with it and realized how disgusting trannies are. There's hundreds, if not thousands, of idiots on this board that want to suck a "feminine" cock.

Remember, there's no such thing as chicks with dicks. Only men with tits.

>>735291235
Calls eating pussy "oral job".

You kind of sound like a bitch. I eat my girl's pussy all the time because I like it. She loves it, but she also knows my dick is going in all three of her holes if she expects me to do it.

>>735308017
lol you have to train girls like animals for having better sex

>sadly but its true :(

>>735300083
Go fuck yourself

>>735308066
I've had a similar experience in high school. We were each others' firsts for everything. At first I learned to stomach the smell because I was so excited to be getting anything. As far as the taste I avoided going down on her as much as possible. I don't know exactly what the problem was but maybe girls that young don't know how to clean themselves properly. It reminded me of a festering open wound. She was pretty and had a great body though.

>>735291022
Staying in love with first gf.

Damn I turned down a lot of good pussy on that account.

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>>735291266
Checked for dubs of truth.

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>>735308530
Been there man

>>735291022
having children and being married.

>>735300476
You should have just backed out as soon as you lost your boner. Why even bother at that point? Traps are really only good in theory/2D.

losing my virginity to a girl who hadn't showered for 3 days, i guess it was supposed to be a special moment but oh well

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>>735292607
mmmh, makes me wonder. Who's idea was it to go raw? She might have been pregnant already and is trying to get you to pay for it...

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>>735291022
https://discord.
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>>735308184

this

>>735291022
Loving my ex.

Dont get me wrong, i enjoyed the time we had together and we were both in love like no other - i really loved her in the essence of the word.

After the breakup, which was her intention, i had a hard time. But as time passed and i could look at it from an outside perspective, the more i realized i couldnt tolerate some of her degenerate behaviour and that i couldnt respect some of her friends - so it wasnt something to last in the first place. As of today iam super happy that it ended after just a year in this manner. The thing is somehow i regret to have ever loved her, for what she was and still is to this day.

>>735308666
Satanic trips of truth.

I regret looking for a girlfriend for thirteen years
I also regret going to several swingers parties and having sex with married women.
Wish I did neither of those things
Forever alone and I'm afraid of dying alone without never having a family of my own

>>735310608
Feeling with you bro.
Having a stable strong and healthy family is my goal. I dont have time to fuck around like an animal, for no higher motive, for something without any value.

Wife convinced me to let a gay friend of hers fuck me in the ass because she thought it would be sexy. I should have said no but I didn't.
She secretly videotaped it and has been showing to her friends.
Fucking humiliating.

I regret being so dependant on girls.
I wish I could live only from my own and enjoy all my hobbies without having to always think about them

>>735291235
faggots hate him!

learn why one man says "i hope i dont eat her out too well"