talk me out of suicide
>>735273870
well time to die i guess
>>735273793
Shave asshole, piss on the hairs and eat them.
>>735273904
Later Buddy
Move to Syria to convert ISIS to Buddhism.
>>735273793
chop off your erect penis with a meat cleaver.
>>735273793
Fuck me daddy
convert to islam and live in mecca
>>735273793
are you ricky bobbys dad?
Leak pictures on Jennifer Lawrence
>>735273793
Fuck off, just fuck off.
>>735273793
Have a nice cup of ice tea, dad.
Have yourself a nice nap
Cut your dick off. And put lemon and salt on the wound.
Head butt a wasp nest
>>735273793
When is Joe Dirt 3 coming out?
>>735273793
go to sleep
>>735273793
You look like a legit criminal OP. TOP ZOZZLE.
if trips, rip your facial hair off with duct tape
just do it
Have a good day.
>>735273793
Do a hand stand while taking a piss.
Killyourself
>>735273793
Make a bomb threat to the white house.
Will watch the news.
>>735277359
roll
Eat 30 packages of ketchup
uh can we maybe get a fucking timestamped pic before we tell this faggot to kill himself
>>735273793
>Eat 30 packages of ketchup
Roll
eat your shit
>>735273793
Record a video of you dancing to canned heat by jameriquai
>>735277359
This
>>735275268
roll
kill yourself on livestream
>>735277646
Roll
kill someone or a animal
eat your poop
>>735277359
ROLL
>>735273793
Damn, looks like alphaomegasin has been rockin that meth pipe a little too strong as of late
Live stream yourself running into a populated place yelling in broken arabic
>>735273793
Shave off that disgusting moustache m8
>>735273793
>>735273793
Drink less, eat more.
Lookin' a bit thin in the face there buddy
>>735277359
do it
EAT A BREAD SANDWICH
>>735277359
do it
>>735277359
reeeeolling
Show me your genitalia
Time stamp with tits
shoe on head
>>735273793
cover your dick in 10 layers of duct tape for 5 days
>>735277359
this
dress up like this
Delete this post
Shave your head and stuff your ass with the hair.
>>735279042
this
give your computer to the salvation army
Cut open your nutsack and pull the balls out. Post pics of each step.
>>735279257
this
>>735279029
This
and if you dont wanna do this....maybe shove a candle in your asshole....i'll be waiting
Attack a police officer
>>735279260
roll
Have a wank to saving private ryan
>>735273793
find the nearest animal, get it to bite your dick
Don't do anything
call your mom
donate a months salary to the wounded warrior project
Go on reddit
>>735279469
Reddit is better than 4chan
>>735279468
Donate a months salary to me
>>735273793
hang yourself on cam
>>735279469
LE XD
>>735279514
That was the joke.
>on 4chan
>dare
>go on reddit
Reddit is cancer
shit in your hand, then throw it against the wall
>>735279593
reroll
>>735279593
666 get
>>735277359
Might as well
Burn half of your earnings and record it
>>735273793
shave all your hair off your body
>>735279663
rerolll
insert a lightbulb in your anus
buy me a gf 1m gp
>>735279741
777 get
Hang yourself on Twitch
>meow
>>735279663
Almost got it, faggot.
>>735279778
rolling again
>>735279778
Faggot cunt
Kill your neighbor.
>>735279835
888 get
Bomb a school
888 GET eat a packet of crisps
suck my balls
insert a bottle in your anus, take a picture and send it to all your contacts.
>>735279873
rollin
Bum yer mam
>>735279930
quads demands a hanging 9999 get
Can get 9999 ????? :ooo listen to my sweatshirt for 10 hours straight
quads?
Kill a small African child
jump out of your nearest window
>>735279990
QUADS!
read a book
>>735279985
rolling again
Nooooo no 1 got 9999 ??
>>735273793
Shave your moustache, dude. Or at least shave the bits on the sides.
>>735279761
reroll, just do it
>>735279919
>>735279593
roll/get!
>>735280070
Reroll
>>735279919
do this
>>735279593
trips get
>>735279919
roll
Shave your eyebrowns and write squirly eyebrowns with a permanent marker.
>>735279593
r0lll
>>735279919
reroll
Send me bitcoin
>>735280159
Roll
>>735279593
rolllllllll
>>735279919
dis
>>735277359
If I get trips, go on with your day like nothing ever happened.
>>735280207
Reroll also check em
>>735280230
Get(?)
>>735279919
rroll
Shave eyebrows off.
>>735279593
get the noose ready you old faggot
Post nudes
>>735280316
333 get
>>735280359
rer0lll
>>735273793
Doorknob in pooper.
pics, stamp, etc etce te tc
>>735280400
444 get
Send your balls to space
>>735280369
Get?
oH My gOd i HoPe I gEt TrIpS!
>>735280207
This, and put on some make up
>>735280430
rerolllllllllllllllll
Somebody roll trips so we can see OP do something
>>735280467
I'm getting tired of this shit. just fucking hang yourself
>>735280513
555 get
Fist yourself daddy
shit on your kitchen table
Show bellybutton and go to bed
>>735273793
here's your living room back.
Drink a full bottle (at least 750ml) of alcohol. Post results of drunken stupor.
fuck your uncle
>>735273793
Lose your left eye.
Put an electric eel up your asshole
>>735277359
roll
Drink a cup of water
Escape from The Village
Rub shit on face
Go fight ISIS and die in a jihad of equally stupid muslims.
>>735280549
I'll try again
shit in your hands and rub it on your chest
>>735280819
one last try 888 get
>>735280821
reroll
>>735280857
rereroll
>>735273793
Take a nap
>>735277359
roll again
>>735273793
eat a meal
>>735280070
Thats what I said m8
Eat a pepperoni pizza from dominos
>>735280207
Do it faggot!
Rerollll sharpie in pooper
You look like you got some money.
Send $100 to the first 3 paypal adresses that are posted after this post.
(If this post dosn't win and somebody else rolls for this and wins, it's the first 3 adresses after the winnng roll)
>>735280999
Win
>>735273793
smash a piece of turd with your hand
>>735280999
WINRAR! !!
>>735280999
OOOOHHHHHH here we go!
>>735273793
>>735280999
WINRAR
Go out in Blackface
>>735280999
finally
Spend the rest of your life exposing the evils of Islam.
>>735280999
Trips m8
>>735280999
YOU'RE WINNER!
>>735280999
WINRAR!!!!!!
>>735280999
nigger faggot
>>735273793
Cut that hair you whack job
>>735280440
Reroll
Send me some money on paypal, atlease half your saving. I never get trips.. so this is my lucky day!
scream allahu akbar shirtless in a airport
>>735280999
Do it!
>>735273793
Cut all hair
>>735280999
OP better deliver
>>735280999
Pics, stamp, etc etc et cldo
Cut off feet, use them to give yourself a footjob
>>735273793
Sharpie in pooper
>>735280999
that's so fucking gay, i'm not even gonna come back to this thread, have fun you gay mothafuckin queer
>>735281606
Already winrar'
>>735280999
>>735280999
OP, deliver
>>735281684
Yeah i didnt noticed, i hope OP isnt a faggot
>>735281754
He is
??
Kill yourself
close browser and go to sleep
Doesn't take this long to put sharpie in pooper..
>>735277359
Rollin' for this
>>735280999
perfect post anon
OP confirmed faguloid, abandon bread
Treat yourself to a nice dinner.
watch paul blart mall cop
OP is a faggot. Nothing to see here, lads. Go home.