Tell me your secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

>>735257107
my mom once tried to drive me into her friends back fonger.

I've never been able to escape those memories. :(

>>735257210
>never been able to escape those memories
because u dont want to. you enjoy them.

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I killed a kid when I was in highschool. About 23 years ago. The police report read he was paying chicken wih cars on a bicycle.

I pushed him into traffic whie he was on his bike.

Next day at school before home room there was an obiturary across from the office. I walked up and dripped my spit into his candle.

No regrets

I'm in love with my coworker but she doesn't feel the same way and I'm a fucking mess of a person that's ruining our friendship by being neurotic

>>735257210
Wut.

I showered with a 9yo girl a couple hours ago. Have done it quite a few times before also. Nothing sexual though.

>>735257107
My social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX

>>735257501
wait, why did it replace my ssn with Xes?

I enjoy poking pillbugs but could never seem to make them curl up into balls no matter how hard I try.

>>735257210
Fucking bongs don't speak English

>>735257107
I phished my ex's email and tortured her for months. Then I deleted all of her accounts or fucked with the information where the account couldn't be deleted outright.

She had no idea, and even fucked me some more a few years later.

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Sure, why not?

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

>>735257316
Why did you do it? lulz?

>>735257107
So, one time I was on omegle and I think I ruined a man's life. He was a pedo but I don't know why I feel guilt over it. I used grabify to get his IP and then with is Dropbox link I filed an online report for suspicion of child pornography. He had shit load of it in links on his computer. He was a family man with a daughter and a son, his wife was broken when the police arrived.

>anons why do i feel guilt?

>>735257501
>>735257542
testing this 123-45-6789

>>735257831
Heh, you're a real piece of shit

Once I wew'd my lad.

>>735257107
I don't seed torrents

No really, I don't, I set the upload limit to 1kb/s and delete them immediately once they're finished

>>735257831
You are an awful person

>>735257909
possibly because you don't know if he was a child molestor or just fapped to the porn, and if he wasn't one you just ruined four lives?

if he was a molestor you're a fucking hero for getting those kids out safe, but if not you fucked them up for good.

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>>735257831
Dude, that's just plain evil. I know you were young and reckless, but still.

>>735257831
Nice pasta anon xD seen it b4 xD

>>735258032
KILL YOURSELF

>>735257909
Because he didnt actually rape any kids no matter how much he wanted to perhaps? I mean, i assume if he did you would have mentioned it, so he didnt really do anything wrong since he didnt actually do anything and just jacked off to it

>>735257831
nice copy pasta

>>735258069
>was
He was giving the child rape vibe and his wife said
"Is that Chealsy?"
Which I'm assuming was his daughter

>>735258032
dick move man

>>735257831
old pasta is old

>>735258160
I actually posted this before i noticed>>735258069
I guess im not as unique as i thought i was, but good to know im not the only person who thinks "aaa cp is pure evil, even worse than murder blaaargh"
Seriously tho, why do people legitemately think being a pedo, maybe even just thinking about doing so without acting on it, is worse than killing a child?

>>735258160
I'm sure he was arrested for something they can only warrant child pornography
>I put some thought into this

I'm in love with a girl named Julia who I haven't spoken to in almost 8 years. She's a kind, geeky, sweet, modest girl, who isn't an alcoholic whore like all other females nowadays. She keeps to herself, likes reading, animals, nature, and fantasy things. She's beautiful, with long, flowing, auburn hair, an elegant feminine figure, twinkling eyes, and a gorgeous smile. She's single and has been for all of these years, and I can only assume it's because of how intelligent and confident she is. She knows what she deserves and won't settle for less. I want her more than anything, but I have no business getting with somebody like her. She deserves a man with his shit together, and not a fuck up like myself. Though, I still often fantasize that she will reach out to me on facebook, and that something sparks, and she brings out the best in me, coloring my life again, and shedding a light on it that I've been in desperate need of for years..

I know it won't happen, though.. and I probably wouldn't let it even if I did have a chance with her, because I truly don't won't to see this girl hurt. I'm too fucking distant, socially fucked, and under the thumb of too many bad habits to make a lady like her happy. Too many skeletons in my closet, too.. They just make me feel disgusting and not worthy even more. I'd wilt that flower in a heartbeat if I came into contact with it.

>>735258431
Just rape her

Works 60% of the time, ALL the time

Last week at a grocery store standing in line waiting to pay I let a silent fart sneak out. It was the worst smelling thing ever. Behind me was a woman with a baby who suddenly got really pissed at the baby and with real anger in her voice she screams, "Not again, I just fucking changed you!"

Was into a girl who ghosted me after a bit, I'm an artist and for some reason I can only really draw when I'm deep inside of an emotion, I don't like her anymore but I sometimes talk to girls out of my league just to get the emotional aspect to help propel my art. I feel like a fucking leech, but hey I make great pieces because of it.

>>735258431
NYC?

>>735258840
Thank you sir. I laughed.

I have lots of secrets. I don't know where to start. Here's one, terrible childhood. But its /b/ I reckon 50% of us have had horrible evil tier childhoods.

I am fucking thrilled at the election results this morning. Exactly what I predicted and more or less what I wanted.

>>735258884
I find that talking to upper-echelon women just reduces my percentage of success, but it's still non-zero.

Women are always a numbers game.

>>735259083
Why is that a secret?

I kinda wanna die. I'm not suicidal, and I have no intention of dying anytime soon, I'm just super curious to find out what happens after death

I've bought a suit. Don't need it for anything. I've discovered women go nuts for me when I wear it.

Usually I get about in shorts, jeans, t shirt. That kind of stuff. But when I wear my suit with a tie I notice women checking me out.

Last time I wear it a mum with her husband and a couple of kids was giving me the eye. I held her gaze and she was really giving me a sexy look. This while she was next to her husband.

Women are so superficial. Looks like they can't be trusted.

>>735257107
Anonmouse?

>>735259338
Holy shit, same. Thanks anon, I could never put it into words like that.

I am secretly 23 cats in a set of human clothes. We thought it would be fun at first but we've been doing this for six months now and Jeremy just told everyone about taxes so we're kinda freaking out and also we have a pretty good job at a startup and all the people at the company are counting on us to get the database table transition finished in the next three weeks and only Mr Fiddlesticks knows how to code and he needs to sleep some time and oh god we are way in over our heads.

>>735259400
Future serial killer

I think those andy sixx threads are kinda funny

>>735257467
where, how?

>>735259613
Poster is a nine year old child

>>735259613
my house. she is my niece.

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>>735257861
dunno. kiddo was a cunt

I'm secretly in love with my cousin and there is nothing I can do about it

>>735259705
If nothing sexual, what is the situation? Do you want to take it there?

>>735259848
>not copypasta but basically copypasta

>>735259400
>women are so superficial
And men aren't? Please.

>>735259848
Kek, that sucks. I feel you though. I'm not into mine but I probably would be if we weren't related if that makes sense

I've eaten my daughter out once thinking she was my wife and she thought I was her boyfriend.

>>735259998
I get you

>>735260249
Ur gross, that is disgusting and a lie, u r wierd, noone likes u, u should kill yourself

Life would be tganlful if you took a gun and put it in your mouth

>>735260373
Thankful*, phone update, tiny keyboard

>>735260373
tganlful? Quit speaking like a child

>>735260468
Gj, u capitalized on an honest mistake, u should pull the trigger too

>>735260468
Don't worry he's only sad that he doesn't get any pussy

>>735260249
When and how did you find out this wasn't the pussy you usually licked. Any noticeable differences

>>735259980
Difference is women don't realize it

>>735260276
Does she know? Any pics?

>>735260249
false.

>>735260699
Her taste was a little different and her moaning gave her away

>>735260733
Cry some more.

>>735259486
Kek

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy logs of shit! Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat...

>>735260773
Yes she jumped when she saw me and kicked me away

>>735260815
Ain't crying because I DO realize it

>>735260775
Believe what you want I don't care

>>735260878
Didnt you already get your own thread? Gtfo with that stupid meme

>>735260798
And that's when you stopped????? Or did you just keep going for a bit longer....

>>735257107
>still know my ex's FB login
>checked in the past and have gotten wins but havent logged in a while
>dont want her to figure it out but still think about looking for new nudes all the time

>>735259486
Get ur shit together, there's 23 of u. Stead fast, i belieb

>>735261047
I stopped and asked her why she was in my bed

>>735260982
Women are superficial and don't even realize it. That's why they do yoga and are addicted to social media. Niggers of gender.

It's cool, though. I can make those nogs do anything I want, hehe.

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>>735260987
Grow up.

>>735261107
Post wins with eyes cropped?

>>735260921
I wasn't joking when i said you should do it, end it man, or gitgud, one of the 2. In your current state you're barely passable as "human"
I wanna love u, but ur just such an embarrassment

>>735261161
Oh great, its you again

>>735261146
Aren't u too weeb

Men are just as shit, it's about searching for a diamond in the dust when it comes to finding someone u can actually love

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>>735261107
>>735261212
ive posted her pics here many times

>>735261430
LMAO I've fucked ur ex

>>735261257
Your no better if your telling people to end themselves. Why don't you get good and try not to be an annoying little troll that has no life so you spend it on the computer hoping the sun doesn't hit you.

>>735258431
Similar here, co-worker, took me 8 months to say the words because I was too afraid of the outcome. Meanwhile she knew, everyone knew, it was obvious since I always kept to myself, and in that 2 week I was like a grade schooler acting weird as fuck. The fact that I never told her made things awkward, I hurt her more ways, being the social retard I am. Now all is left is a long talk to figure out if we can still be friends or what. Atm I'm more afraid if she wants to try being with me, I don't know how all these things go. I'd prefer if she said lets be just friends

>>735261481
lol prove it

unloaded my cock on omegle thanks to whoever was saying it in this thread
thanks

>>735261481
Sry, but she's a dumb slut, to burst ur bubble is not my intention, but if it makes u feel better i kicked the whore out after.. almost immediately lol, that's rude but trust bro, she's ultimately another v, find someone to care about, who cares about u

>>735261558
fag

>>735261511
Some people should, save my tax money, etc

U obviously haven't seen how devastatingly disgusting humans can be. As i said, he should wise up, or kill himself

>>735257691
>>735257403

Hello newfriend

>>735257107

nice try, FBI

>>735261713
Go back to hell where you belong no one needs your 2 cents

I fap on omegle type sites with girls of a questionable age. I've been into single digits many times

>>735261967
I'll give 3 next time.

Fact is, I'm sick of pieces of shit, I'm the guy who trained to fight his whole life, but would still forgive the people who nearly killed him after following him home from a party, fighting for his life, depressed, fucking wasted, just needed someone to care, not kill him

People like this kid are stains, either change or death, and usually they're too stupid to change

>>735259486
Keep on it boys, you've got 9lives to do it. I believe in you!

>>735259582
D:

i am OP.

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>>735259582

>>735261673
she was not a day over noon sir

>>735259486
I'm 12 cats, similar story. Dang, we got to recruit more to pull this off.

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I like redbone because it reminds me of summer breeze and the album cover reminds me of yeezy with dat doily

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Nice feet

My secret is that i have proof we wuz kangs n shiet in egeypt

>>735262393
God no

>>735262141
same
blown some big ones as well

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>>735261285
Mature much?

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>>735262328
What in the fuck is this shit. Forgive my insolence, but seriously, what in the fuck is this fucking shit

>>735262471
LMAO ur the worst

>>735257107
No matter how much fun I'm having, how much I go out, how many people I meet and talk to, how many chix I fuck, how many new things I try out and do and how much fun I'm having... at the end of the day I feel a gut wrenching feeling of boredom and regret for doing it, as if I just wasted all that time and I hate myself for it. I do have suicidal thoughts but I still have stuff to do artistically on this earth so I won't do it.

I sometimes ask myself, if I'm having the time of my life during those moments, but at night in bed I cry myself to sleep and feel like a total monster, am I truly happy? I guess not...

>>735262514
You sure took a while to make a comeback... id ask if it was cause you were taking youre time to think of a good comeback, but clearly thats not the case

>>735257107
im hooked on trap porn and am considering sucking shemale cock for the sexual thrill

>>735262609
U and i both know ur squandering ur potential

U and i both know there is for u should be doing, before etc activities commence

>>735259400
like a boss

>>735262876
Too much 4chan

>>735260431
Summerfag

>>735260987
nigua yo jimmyz rustled

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>>735259555
So much this

Porn for meme

>>735263023
Lrn 2 spek pr0pr 3nglsh

>>735262484
I watched a girl about 9 take her own v card with a hairbrush handle. She was really into it.

Fucking stream of cock hungry girls

>>735262983
Lol keep saying awkward shit like this is a place u should be proud of, kid

>>735257107
I love to fap to rekt threads. I love how them drippin juices make my boipucci wet while the concert of shrieking mouses sing in the background like that time when my neighbor tyrone put his large monstrous and vigorous meat pole inside of his midget 10/10 sweet sue and she was like screaming like mad but in anime and it reminded me of how bad my waifu tastes are because I fap to Haruhi Suzumiya and not loli ass like chuunibyou demo koi ga shitty show or boku no kick yo ass mothafucka but I am still proud fap and that time I met a chinese man I was so enthusiastic to meet him that I gave him a plate of chinese food while I stuck a pair of chopsticks up my ass but all I would want to say is that /pol/ really makes me cum buckets with all those opinion tickling my prostate like someone stuck a rattlesnake up my ass but no homo if I say I like to stick things up my ass it is just because of all them traps and boipuccis in /b/ now I feel like I would want to have my dick sliced off and my ballsack cut in two so that I be a trans woman like Kylie jenner but I said no homo like boris always says to babushka before he drinks vodka with vadim back in united states of soviet russia so now I am immune to all gay effect plus I get +10 DEX and +10 AGI and I'm sure that will get the girls with my agility so high I will pound that pucci in 10 seconds before I release my MOBA on her and she will feel the warmth of a thousand suns and daughters inside her /pol/ pussy while I scream like harambe.
This is my 4chan summer essay. Thank you.

>>735263118
No u didn't, all jokes aside slitting ur wrists doesn't seem veey painful, a quick slice and all ur problems go

..or try being decent, and all problems go

>>735257467
Like you do every day so you say

>>735263128
You're here too

>>735263118
i love it when theyre into me
thirsty for the dick
had one I kept telling her to say things on the mic after she got naked
told daddy to cum and count the stripes
so good

>>735263165
I didn't read all of this because it is on spectrum, but generally a good start to trying

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Middle is my daughter. I masturbate to her. It feels great. I masturbate to her friends too. I used to touch her in her sleep.

Neva told a soul til now.
Sometimes slept in same bed as mom in the winter months.
Mom been widowed 9 years.
Me 10
Give mom a cuddle in the cold bed, go the grope.
Mom gropes back.
We mutually masterbate.
Next day poor mom melts down begging me not to tell anyone, I dion't till now.
That day I strut around school thinking 'I'm a man'.

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>>735263272
Ur either on spectrum, a child, manchild, or new here

It is a website, congratulations

Is it sinking in yet?

>>735263375
Why didn't you drug and fuck her?

>>735263411

nice story. it is fairly believable.

>>735263433
Too scared
Pressed my cock against her tho
And careessed her tits and pussy

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>>735257831
This pasta so old your grandma calls it fresh

>>735263375
I've done that. A couple years ago, she started asking for money, letting me know she knew I touched her in her sleep. Just as I felt she was about to blackmail me about some ancient history, she rubbed my inner thigh. Kind of sick, but now I give her money for sexual favors. Joke's on her, she could have asked for more cash each time.

>>735263411
Lol that was ur mom, she should have known better, and ur a little shit for odd capitalization

Honestly deserve each other

>>735263537
How old was she the last time you played with her pussy?

I'm a crossdresser that secretly helps my friends get off by letting them jack off to me on skype

>>735258431
That's really rough man, whether you reach out to her or not, do your best to not let it grind at you

>>735263433
Any opportunity to do it now that she's older?

>>735263609
18. A few days ago. She moves for college in the fall.

Cheated on my girlfriend with a really fat chick. Sex was absolutely awful I felt disgusting and regretted it really bad.

>>735263609
Ur spectrum is showing

>>735263769
I don't think so. I wish.

A week ago I shat a big dry log and I saw bits of blood when I wiped. I didn't worry, I had that before - but it kept hurting ever since, as if I had something sharp stuck right outside the anal hole.

Now I took a bear shit that opened up my asshole to a physically impossible size and I had blood again when I wiped.

Will this go away? Should I just kill myself already?

>>735263583
Show her. I need to set up an incentive program too.

>>735263795
Still living at home, always a chance.

>>735257107

I live in subsidized housing, on disability coverage, and I'm a Hikikomori (Canadian) gamer. One of my latest plans is to grow a couple of dozen opium poppies, in a way that I could hide them quick if need be. I plan on harvesting the poppies and cooking my own opium, so I can just relax smoking opium and chilling while I game all day.

I also plan on doing illegal gold panning in the future. Don't have a car, and the city is surrounded by huge chunks of forest park, so getting anywhere not in a park or claimed yet is almost impossible for me without a long time walking out to it. Fuck that shit, I'll do guerilla mining in the local wilderness parks and just STFU about it and be very careful not to get seen by anyone.

>>735263827
Sounds like ibs due to ur autistic diet

>>735263938
You'll get caught.

>>735263938
I would like to join u, id there any sufficient way i can contact u without raising suspicion?

>>735263502
Is true, but the night triggered me sexually way before my time. Became creepy seeking further experiences amongst my peers (10ish). Since that night ALL females are a sexual target, terminator style, and has been hard to live a morally exceptable life. Pedos only eva tell one side of the story.

>>735263999
Not if he does it right, byebye mr fbi

>>735263343
I've had plenty of wins. Sometimes I record them and tell them that I will watch it again later. Seeing their faces drop with fear gets me diamonds again for the next girl. Beat was a girl who stayed for 30 mins or so. She did just about everything

>>735263427
What does that mean about you then?

I fuck random girls then post it to the internet

>>735263585
Thanks for your kind thoughts

>>735263938
I approve. Go pan by stealth. I hope you make a fortune.

I once found about $100 in gold flakes panning in a small river. My dream would be to become a prospector.

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I think thigh highs are really hot

>>735257107
https://streamable.com/stats/9k0xw

>>735264138
>Pedos only eva tell one side of the story.

what do you mean?

>>735264138
Trust me, I'm an attractive guy that's jad a myriad of women

It is hard not to think of them as objects after one treats u sexually the way ur mum did

I still don't get it, that's the woman who raised u, it's so disrespectful to tread that path, for both of u

I guess euro in big america needs to adapt to fucking nigger moms and having autistic babies to post on gaychan

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>>735259486

>>735264098

You're doing Anonymous wrong, you fucking newfag. Also, unless it's legal where you are you're being a dipshit if you discuss growing 'narcotics' openly online.

Self-incrimination, learn to avoid it.

>>735264308
Those fuckkers bang on 'bout how 'love' with children is 'natural' but what they NEVA say is how it fucks with the kids lives, turns them ti the dark side

>>735264533
>turns them ti the dark side

what do you mean?

>>735264481
U talk to me like u've done things

>>735264719
Suicide, he's referring to suicide and such

>>735259400
Dude they are so fucking lewd with the looks it floors me to this day and I'm 25. It's almost like they want you to know just how fucking alpha they know you truly are and nothing else matters.

I have had married women lock eyes across the dinner table from me and give me the I want you to fuck me look and I just don't get it. My brain doesn't compute the fact that they have children with their husband(betas) but these women are just so fucking lewd with the looks. It's like I can see their soul and it's saying "flood my ovaries Mac daddy. I'm finna do it all for you Daddy". Right next to the fuckers!

Blows my mind every fuckin time man. Nothing can prepare me for that look except psychedelics(sometimes).

>>735264345
I reckon there was no intent, she was an attractive woman ( so I'm told) with no male contact since dad died, further there was no more contact between the two of us and no more sleeping together in winter but my damage was done.

When I was living in Hollywood with my cousin back when Michael Jackson was alive he broke into the house and molested me
I will never forget the awful perverted sounds of
HEE!!! HEE !!!!!!!!!!

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>>735264852
>>735264852
>>735264852

>>735264533
Thank you. This.
Fucks me up regularly. Sometimes I think I've got it together and then it falls apart again. Left school at 14, left home at 15, assumed I was gonna be living under a bridge by age 18. Got my shit together for a while, decent job, home, got married. But its fallen apart again now. Broke, drunk, single, alone.

I know you have to take responsibility for your life and the choices you make. But I also know I would not be in this situation if I hadn't been continually fucked and fucked over as a kid.

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I smell the scent from my sweaty dick after being not cleaned for hours. It doesn't smell dirty or sour, just pleasant. Kind of like how some people really like their own farts. Weird thing is that I don't like my BO, but my wife does but she hates my dick scent. I like her pussy smell and her BO tho :/

>>735259338

>you just re-emerge Into non physical.

>loose your ego
>sounds pretty good to me.
>instant manifestation thru thoughts

I once was rped by bill Murray in a Garfield suit I will never forget his awful grunts and maons
Yeah yeah your lasagna feels so HOT yeah yeah
YEAH!!!
Fuckin garfield bastard :(

>>735264833
Yes. This guy gets it. Its now gotten to the point where I'll just wear it, feel instantly alpha, and just own these women.

Some of them are real obvious too. Feels good man. I'd recommend all anons do it.

I feel very mentally alone. I haven't met anyone who enjoys introspection as much as I do, even though I'm always desperately looking for someone does. I want to meet someone who is capable of being a 'normie', but also someone capable of entertaining any dark, anti PC concepts without having a fucking moral crisis.

I feel alone :(

>>735262609
Go kill evil people favgot

>>735264719
My brother schooled at a boarding college and was buttfucked by a priest. 20 years later he told me 'outta a class of 30, 5 killed themselves, 8 locked up for long terms, all but one divorced, 16 alcholocis, etc etc etc.
You work it out.

>>735265175
What if I start with you?

>>735262876
Same. Pretty much exclusively fapped to traps for oh say about the last fucking two or three years straight. Sprinkle in a few dozen females for spice.

I have fucked a few really hot this in real life though so I know just how fucking amazing and addictive that is..... Wew.

Tommorow morning Kim Jung il will die in a fatal attempt to suck his own dick
After that north Korea will nuke itself
And great Britian will be attacked by symbiotic
Aliens in the form of fidget spinners
They will wipe out great Britian and soon enough die out
After that America will have its first civil war in years
It will be between the neck beards and rednecks
None will survive and millions will die in the crossfire
Tell the world FAGGOTS!!
Oh yeah also India will be attacked by extra dimensional beings in the form of anime characters but who gives a fuck about them am I right?

>>735265219

so you're saying boarding school is not better than public school?

This autistic kid would openly masturbate on the school bus and because he was retarded he wouldn't get in trouble.

So my friends decided to end thaT so the next time he did it we dropped his book bag on his junk.

Humanoid reptiles underneath NYC gimme good money to find them live humans...for what? Never really bothered to ask but most likely experimentation or torture, idk or care really as long as the money keeps rolling in.

>>735257909
You shouldn't. If you're watching that shit. You are complicit in child abuse. It's pretty simple. He deserve to have his life ruined. So did the kids he was watching.

oh and an ancient evil in the shape of a dildo
Known as vibratoron will declare war on all you Brit fags and completely anhilite great Britian
So get ready for an ancient god attack
British faggots!

>>735265296
You mean Kim Jong Un, right?

>>735263827
Change your diet. Eat fresh, local, organic, fruit and veggies only. Otherwise ya, you basically are killing yourself.

>>735264921
Feel your pain, my abused brother died before his time cos of the buttfucking.
An alcoholic, loner, depressive individual with continuing personal problems refused to allow anyone to touch him, even doctors. It could only end one way..

I am Liquid Chris.

>>735257107
My family has been gangstalking me and they think they have me convinced it's schizophrenia.

I'm the one Catfish those faggots on TV will never be able to find.

Great Britian will fall
To an ancient dildo god know as rono
Rono will boost casualtys to gigantic levels
Millions in great Britian will die
The god will soon be destroyed
Only for earth to be attacked aliens
That look like cancer bannana
With their cancer rays they will spread cancer throughout the world
Giving everyone cancer and autism
The only one who can defeat the is the dildo god
Tell the world when we defeat him also this will
Happen in three years.

>>735265510
Thanks for the (you). Man I'm sorry to hear you lost your brother. I can only hope he's in a better place now.
Was he older or younger than you? Do your family know what happened to him and did he keep it secret from most people?

>>735265314
How the fuck did you extrapolate that premise outta what I wrote? What drum you gotta beat knobgobbla?

>>735264948
Girls stick their fingers in their pussy slime and sniff it like guys sniff their balls. If you ever see those white chunks in porn or creamy white cum it's because they have coochie cheeses like we have from unda cheese. They sniff that stuff to.

Take that to the spank bank boys.

Tommorow morning Kim Jung il will die in a fatal attempt to suck his own dick
After that north Korea will nuke itself
And great Britian will be attacked by symbiotic
Aliens in the form of fidget spinners
They will wipe out great Britian and soon enough die out
After that America will have its first civil war in years
It will be between the neck beards and rednecks
None will survive and millions will die in the crossfire
Tell the world FAGGOTS!!
Oh yeah also India will be attacked by extra dimensional beings in the form of anime characters but who gives a fuck about them am I right?

My little sister confessed to me that she fucked someone at my graduation party in the upstairs bath-room. It was dark, she was drunk, she has no idea who it was.

I know who it was...

>>735265792
If your expecting me to ask who it was, fuck off

>>735265862
I thought I had implied better that it was me.

I fucked my sister in the upstairs bathroom at my graduation party.

I am a male that was repeatedly molested by a babysitter when in was 4-7

>>735265090
Funny thing is I have never worn a suit but when I wear a button up and some dress shoes they flock like Capistrano.

I can only imagine how fast I would get aids if I had all the things I need.

>>735265964
What a twist!!!

>>735265230
I'm not evil you moron.

>>735265135
Kid, everyone with half a brain feels this way, u'll see, she's literally right in front of u

Pro tip: treat her like a human being, not something u wanna fuck

>>735265964
I mean, you're not the only sisterfucker on this thread, board, or website.

Example is, I'm fuckbuddies with my step-sister, figured we're not realted so it's not that 'wrong' for us to bang.

It makes me feel very insecure that a girl I'm into has had black boyfriends before.

>>735265737
He was 10 years older.
Neva did understand why mom didn't send me to boarding school too, now know.
BUT when he was penetrated, he took off for 2 weeks untiil they found him.
Mom had a big screaming match with the dean of the college about the incident but then sent brother back to the same school. WTF? Sign of the times I guess. I know she regrets what she did but some believe religion is EVERTHING. *sigh*

>>735264849
There was intent, the more u lie to urself, the less u will get over this shit

U took a step back after right, and u both wanted to seppuku? I hope so, it's a good start to recovery

>>735266053
Incest isn't even degenerate unless you get stupid and cream the vag when she if fertile.

>>735266162
Fuck shit like this gets me so salty. Unfortunately your brothers experience is so common. This is why I hate it when people make it all out to be fun.

>>735265964
Spare no details. Rate the experience 1-10

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If i fail completely at life, i want to kill a child molester or some animal torturer, then kill myself

(I like them little chizpiza) but have never ''molested''

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>>735257107
I haven't told this to anyone, but I'm actually two spikey guys underneath a mantle. We suck each others spikey dicks when we go to sleep at night. I haven't even told my parents that I work for Princess Syrup, she still thinks I work at McD as a burger flipper.

This one time, my friend was sucking cum out of my spikey dick when we got pushed over. I fell off of his shoulders and we lost our disguise. It was some fat fuck with a fucking rapist beard and this crazy stare. He actually wanted us to turn him into a loli. He went off screen, than came back and we had already changed into our double form again. He begged us to turn him into a loli, "oni chan pls!" and so we did. God, his ass was devine. I wanted to fuck ass so god damn much.
>pic related, it's his daddy form before we changed him.

>>735266352
Why stop at just one? I hope you do and I hope the thrill of the kill is enough to change your mind about killing yourself so you can get a higher score. Aim high anon.

>>735266390
Kek

>>735259400
No women can ever be trusted.

>>735266165
Do yourself a favour you sanctimonious cum receptacle, drink mercury on ice, you'll love it

>>735264921
Depressed srunk here, fucking 7am been up since 5

It is our choice, we just have a harder time, people who haven't experienced a fucked up life luke we have, wouldn't understand. Don't look to them, look to yourself
You are ur own beacon.

In my way up now, just quit my job, super scared, going for what i want in life, no longer just getting by with all my nice toys

I feel very little shame over my sexual appetite.

>>735266333
Thanks

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>>735265964
Gj, how much did u get paid to post that

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>>735257107
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

I am a Jew

>>735266491
you made me kek and that is not easy!

If it comes to that i guess i should not just stop with one..

been depressed for too long, I thought it was a phase but too old now to call it that. Everyone thinks I have a bit of a problem drink etc, maybe can get sorted but these days on the verge of suicide. If only I lived in the u.s haha suicide cop n all that. and if nsa etc are watching dont worry only person im gonna harm is myself you fucks

>>735266491
This, just make sure they deserve it, questioning urself after immorally killing someone leads to a lot of mental dealings.. unless ur a sociopath;i don't understand how my coworker sleeps at night

>>735266755
Ur obviously drunk rn too, get ut head straight and maybe u can continue

Seriously, try not drinking fot a week, eat right, u will see change

I lie around my house naked, nothing sexual I just...like being nude, feels good.

>>735266558
I'm with you brother. I know exactly what you are saying. Really hope things work out for you.

>>735266858
This called adulting

I was possessed by an entity during a Halloween ghost tour last year, it lasted about maybe 7-8 minutes and was one of the craziest experiences ever.

>>735266880
Lol and it's not that I'm wasted, this phone update gave me a tiny keyboard

Love ya bro, excelsior and all that

>>735266913
Kys

>>735266993
One day I'm gonna start a thread for guy who were fucked over as kids. Just as a support thing. But I'm afraid it'll just be full of greentext that people jerk off to.
Sometimes that kinda thing does turn me on but I recognise its not normal, and when I do its exactly like being eight again. Don't wanna encourage that kinda thing.

Dunno if that made sense????

I'm the guy who bought alcohol for some teens in exchange that the chubby one got her tits out so I could fap. Everyone think it's pasta

I dont really enjoy sex, I mean I like it, the orgasm and the process but at the end I dislike the girl, I dont want more and dont want to talk or anyshit.
Im a compulsive liar and convince myself that i will solve the problem later but never do nothing
I hate myself and smoke only hoping it will ending with cancer like my father died. Shit, this isnt even satisfactory to say.

I've seduced that which shouldn't be seduced.
The result was enlightening, they fucking love the dick contrary to what society says.

Enough said.

I witnessed first hand a grade A celebrity break down into a childlike state within 2 minutes of her agent telling her a series of keywords, she crawled over to me and started giggling and giving me a blowjob.

Grade A, international sensation tier celeb, the agent smiled at me and said "enjoy the privilege of having a Jewish friend anon"

This is a true story, not even shitposting or trolling.

>>735267675
I know you are both shit posting and trolling.

>>735267675
Sounds like I need Jewish frends

My Fiance was a total slut when she was younger totally fine with it and enjoy her stories and very much get off on the secret that all our friends and family think she's a princess and conservative.

>>735266390
want more nintendo pasta?

>>735267817
What you don't know is she used to be a dude

My wife is vanilla as fuck. So I fuck other people, namely her step sister and her friend from work

>>735268011
Nah but my mom was

That OPs a faggot

>>735267224
Story now

>>735267543
Elaborate

I was suicidal for awhile. Quit drinking, been about 7 days. Now I'm just depressed. Pushups help.

>>735268327
Am on mobile so can't be arsed to green text.

There's an alleyway by my house where kids hang around drinking and smoking. I walked up there and a group of chav girls asked me to go in the shop and buy them cider.

I agreed but only if I get to see some tits. One pointed at the chubby one out the group and said she'll do it.

I returned and she got her tits out. I said keep em out while I knock one out. You can all watch.

They watched as I shot my load all over the floor in front of them. They giggled and laughed I walked away happy. Was a great trip to the shop

>>735258431
After staring into the abyss, every now and then, a piece of it stares back into me

Anon, are you me?

I can't maintain an erection to satisfy my wife, due to a progressive form of Multiple Sclerosis. It has taken my ability to feel warmth because of numbness. I have no control over my bladder and bowels, and have urinated and shit myself multiple times now. I actually stand up for more than 20-30 minutes at a time without having to rest. And the best part, it's only going to get worse. Seriously, fuck this disease..

My ex and his whole family know that the only reason he's where he is in his life with his studies and job were because of me. And he can never change that. The arrogant prick also knows that everyone important in his life also know this and it does nothing to stroke his huge ego. It is the best revenge. his ego is the most important thing to him and i fucked up his self respect and he can never brag about these things without remembering who is responsible for him having all of it.
He has to live with that for the rest of his life
It's amazing

>>735257938
Summerfags. .. Only works with real ones!

>>735268723
Hugs man. I feel ya.

I don't know anyone with MS but I know enough about it that it scares me. I can't imagine what it must be like.

When did you first notice? I saw a show once where the guy started dropping things, that was his first clue.

>>735257339
Elaborate...

>>735268723
I have suffered Chronic fatigue for the past 6 years with no end in sight, don't know how long I can keeping going with no quality of life already told the wife she better start mentally preparing for my death (suicide). Haven't had sex in 6 months due to symptoms. I feel your pain.

>>735267202
Not the previous anon, but I understand. It made perfect sense.

Just not sure how you'd start such a thread without it becoming full of (literal) faggots and pedos

>>735268723
Smoke weed and take cbd man asap

>>735268953

I first noticed symptoms about three years prior to my diagnosis. Started with numbness in my extremities, which I thought was pinched nerve at the time. Then some odd symptoms here and there, like the fingers closing by themselves on a hand. Or an odd electrical-like sensation, called lhermitte's sign, which happens when you bend your head forward.

I honestly thought I had a fucking tumor. Only thing I could think of that would cause such an array of neurologic symptoms I was exhibiting.

It took having my father force me to go to the hospital when I was visiting him to finally see a neurologist, and go through a shit-ton of tests and get diagnosed.

I want to be in a threesome with a married couple. I want us both to cum multiple times. I want to fuck her in hus cum. I also want to suck him and have him cum in my mouth. Lots of cum play.

Most time of my life i've had multiple girlfriends. they know about eachothers existence but never knew the real story. only 2 girls knew about me having a different girl but they didnt care.(they were the new ones). I also love to control girls which i tend to push to limits i dont even like t he girl anymore. i never break up with them. i just manipulate them into thinking they dont love me. just like i manipulate them into sending pictures, pictures with their girlfriends and then manipulate their girlfriend into comming to bed with me. sometimes i hate myself as most of these girls don't even know my real name.

>>735269115

I, too, deal with the crippling fatigue due to MS. One of the lovely peculiarities of this dreadful disease. Shits no joke, either. It will put you on your ass right where you stand.

>>735269500
thats awful. Have you seen this stem cell therapy treatment for MS? Apparently it actually works

I found my ex-girlfriend's remains some years ago. The guy she dated at the time is her killer I just know it, I know he fucking killed her and I wanna go find him and get some revenge.

>>735257107
Some days I go to bed crying because I can't get close to people.

My car's fonger mommed my friend in the back :(

>>735269500
I came to the conclusion long ago that life isn't fair sometimes.
Mate is your wife supportive? Understanding? Do you have children?

Fucked and nutted inside a chubby 14 year old

>>735269872
Yeah, it's a known therapy, but it does come at a cost, and there's a few things to consider. It's not for all types of MS, it's expensive as shit (all our disease modifying drugs are), and it's actually pretty dangerous because they have to completely wipe out your immune system which can kill you. Sucks, haha.

My friend and I walked in on our roommate jerking off while a hooker was about to shit on him.

>>735270152
Haven't we all. Please explain your experience

>>735269500
Smoke fuckin weed dude

>>735270142
Fortunately, she's very supportive and understanding. And no, no children. We decided not to have any due to a possible genetic link. I'd fucking kill myself if I passed this monster on to my children knowing there might be a genetic link somewhere.

>>735257831
LOL fuck youre an actual cunt

>>735257210
Heeyah we go wit da fonga... oh brutha

>>735270418
I smoked for years and decided to give it up because I hated the way it made me feel. Besides, the smoking causes inflammation and that shit is the bane of people with MS. I'd rather drink!

>>735258032
me too lol fuck those guys haha

>>735257542
we got a first timer here everyone.

Why? Was he a dick?

>>735265574
Where are you from?

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>>735258431
force the sex to happened.

>>735259338
Nothing, absolutely nothing, ask my grandma, wait you cant.. see....

had a semi-sexual experience? with older cousin when I was younger

>>735262876
GAY

heres a secret

mens ears do not stop growing, If there was some way to take that biological sequence and insert it into the penis make up, you would be a multi billionaire

>>735257339
Is your name nancy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51x2B04aP7c

Stupid Green Ranger, thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q8gOzLJkY0

>>735270020
Get on a crowded tube train.

Me and the neighbors daughter would do sexually degenerate stuff to each other all the time when we were kids. Started when we were about 6 or 7

>>735271627

this is normal. most kids do this.

I was comforting a friend who is rebiunding from a bad breakup with vodka and wine. She passed out on the couch so I groped her and facefucked her. She doesn't even know it happened, she says I'm the only guy that doesn't take advantage of her.

>>735269500
im currently going through something similar atm only I think it's rheumatoid arthritis

>>735259848
send pics

>>735258431
you're not in love with her. just the idea of her. meet other people fag

>>735271583
this made me smile, thanks anon.

> be me, met a guy through a website
> his wife and him have a fantasy want someone in on it
> but that person has to be fit, young, white, normal, discreet, no diseases
> he meets me at a bar
> says his wife wants to be fucked by a stranger in a natural setting
> can't be any talking but I can call her names, i cant be a little rough but no violence, he wont watch but will be nearby to ensure her safety, her tubes tied so I can cum in her
> once sex done I have to fuck off
> he showed me pics of her body, she's 35, still looks good
> he's happy with me, says I'll perfect
> arrange meeting for 2pm on a Monday two weeks later
> I'm to go to a layby
> get there, he's parked up, tells me to walk down that path for a minute
> says he will call his wife's phone if anyone comes
> walk in wondering if its a set up and I'm gonna be murdered
> lots of trees, pretty closed in
> see her standing off the path
> she gives me a nod and starts walking into the forest a little
> sits on a blanket
> I walk up, stand over her
> she pulls my shorts down and starts sucking
> I'm hard in 2 seconds, real nervous
> push her down, shes wearing a short blue dress. I get in between her legs
> no underwear and very wet
> eat her out
> get us both naked, call her a whore and force her on her back again
> lie on top of her and slip it in
> puts her legs around me and fucks me as hard as I fuck her
> I don't wanna cum just yet
> get her on all fours, do her doggy
> shit this is even hotter, I'm trying everything to not cum but its getting dangerous
> eat her from behind
> tell her Im gonna fuck her hard now
> do it missionary, stare at her eyes saying nothing. Slow hard pumps, I'm trying to hurt her with each one
> she makes cute squeaky moans
> can stop it I cum inside her
> lie on her cpl mins
> put a knee both side of her head, get her to clean my dick, she fingers herself, cums
> get up walk back to car. He gives me $300

I've fuck my share of women, but no one was as hot and nasty as that

>>735271656
Yea I know, but should I still be fapping to the memories of this? It was great

>>735268666
>anon, are you the devil?

>>735271748
I sincerely wish you the best, Anon, and hope you don't have to go to through any of the b.s. due to an autoimmune disorder. They all fucking suck.

Ordering pizza with gf, her friend comes for a visit, pizza comes and i get the box in my room with the pc, gf and friend in living room,i eat three pieces and then i cum on pizza on three pieces just for the fun, HUGE LOAD, clearly visible cum on pizza...i fucked up, gf asks for the pizza box so she and her friend can eat...fuck it i spread the cum all over the rest of the pizza, shit looked disgusting and kinda smelled weird with so much cum, get the box to them, her friend takes the piece that had the most cum on, eat it all and didn't say a thing, gf said that pizza tasted funny, i said it was ok to me, her friend said it's ok too

Other time after that happened, same friend comes over we had cake i cut 2 pieces to get them to her, i cum on them too SO MUCH FUCKING CUM , i wait a little so the cum disappear a little, fucking cake absorbed it i get the pieces to her she takes one and bites it and asks why is it wet? I said i don't know, maybe syrup? She proceed eating the second piece too

Another time, same friend, in the house we stayed with my gf to go to the bathroom you had to walk in front of the bedroom which the pc was in and the only thing you see is the person sitting there from the side, i was fapping and dick was fucking hard as fuck, i saw the shadow of someone coming, didn't mind if it was my gf, it was her friend, after a long period of her in the bathroom (i seriously thought she was taking a shit) she gets out and comes in fast (dick still hard as fuck) and shows me her hand which was full of pussy juice and grabs my dick and stroke it two times and left.

After a week of that incident she comes over again, as usual i was at the pc and she and my gf were at the living room, started fapping, dick getting hard, friend goes to the bathroom, about to cum i get up go straight to the bathroom, open the door, she is sitting on the toilet and i go and shove my dick in her mouth and cum, there was a little struggle and then she swallowed everything.