FAGs

>>735249097
oo tanks :3

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>>735249097
Get nude

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>>735249097

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>>735249370

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NnI7ZBqTc

This version is interesting

Also image is truth

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>>735249519
I'll lose *you* in nom.

>>735250587
i have those boxers lol

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>>735250587
Dawww
They're kissing

>>735250663
pics

>>735250587
them feels when your cock will never get to kiss a another boys cock...

>>735250749
idk where they are :(

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Before you advertise
All the fame is implied
With no fortune unseen
Sell the right
To your blight
Time machine

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While I'm dulled by excess
And a cynic at best
My art imitates crime
Paid for by
The allies
So invest

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>>735250886
shame

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Now I'm finding truth is a ruin
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
Staring into glassy eyes
Mesmerized
There's a vintage thirst returning
But I'm sheltered by my channel-surfing
Every famine virtual
Retro vertigo

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A tribute to false memories
With conviction
Cheap imitation
Is it fashion or disease?
Post-ironic
Remains a mouth to feed

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Sell the right
To your blight
And you'll eat

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See the vintage robot wearied
Then awakened by revision theories
Every famine virtual
Retro vertigo

>>735251576
California was the soundtrack to my life for a quick minute

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>>735251800
I'm still more fond of their Mr. Bungle album honestly.

>>735252040
Have you listened to Peeping Tom?

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I came to Mike Patton through his work with Dan the Automator. Lovage is still the greatest example of triphop I've ever heard.

>>735252321
I've listened to some of it. Unfortunately I discovered Peeping Tom at the same time I learned about Mondo Cane, which meant Peeping Tom didn't get more than a cursory listen.

>>735252495
Of you only have time to listen to one track by Peeping Tom I'd recommend "We're Not Alone"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3zAdXM4Tk

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Where is Wem and Bananaders
And Matty where is my booty pics!

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>>735252821
Have you heard Hemophiliac? It's oddly listenable. I am amazed that Mike Patton has yet to release music that isn't incredible.

GOD THIS THREAD IS SLOW HURRY UP YOU FAGGOTS

>>735253166
Is that another Patton concoction?

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>>735253356
Yeah, it's Patton, John Zorn, and Iuke Mori.

>>735253453
Sounds interesting, I'll check them out for sure. Did you just come into this to thread to shitpost Mr. Bungle lyrics?

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>>735253550
I was in the last thread a bit too.

>>735253566
Man I am so going to trap it up like that when I eventually get around to living solo, stockings, panties, the fuckin works... then I'm going to sit around fapping to myself in a mirror because never going to find a boyfriend...

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>>735253550
He comes here every night to surround himself with degenerates and other undesirables to feel superior, then flaunt his egotistical passion to be pretentious as shit.

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>>735253746
Ive never had a gf, bf, or sex and im pretty sure its killing my sex drive, but its still there. Cant masturbate since all I do is get angry at the thought, like an itch I can never scratch.

>>735253896
yeah, life sure is fun like that huh?

>>735253708
Is that true?>>735253755

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>>735253944
I find small things to distract me. Nothing really pleases me, but there can be amusement.

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>>735253952
He's going to deny it in some 4D chess bullshit to look even better than anyone who ever was or ever will be.

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>>735253952
Nibi is just an edgy guy that doesn't like anybody because people didn't have sex with him.

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>>735254183
Is that true?>>735254237

>>735253746
Can you pull it off, though?

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Life chose me no ass and chose me a fedora and katana. I need to learn the perfect guard combo and how to teleport.

>>735254323
nope but idgaf, it will turn me on too no end doing.

>>735250822
I will gladly help you out with that

>>735253746
same dude im in chastity rn lol

>>735253896
>>735253944
>>735254098

instead of sitting around whining y'all should just hook up and fuck each other... just a thought.

>>735254450
He's not near me, he's probably in some shithole like Arizona, Oregon, or Italy.

>>735254450
a few reasons that doesn't work, for one I don't want just a hookup, two I'm broke and live in the middle of nowhere, three I'm socially autistic and scared of everything.

>>735254555

then you don't deserve sex you pathetic little shit

>>735254605
Well DUH, if I did then I wouldn't be fapping to pictures of gay animal people, complaining about being a virgin!

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I dont deserve sex, im too old now.

God, I need some dick in my life.

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Couldnt of said it better myself.

>>735254421
If only.
>>735254427
Wouldn't mind trying that too but it sounds boring without someone having the key.

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Like I said.

>>735254374
But can Nibi pull it off you?

>>735254754
im enjoying it without a key holder, anal is fantastic with it

>>735254805
Well not being one of you namesync fags I don't know who that is but probably yeh.

>>735254667

and just exactly how old is that? fuck off the amount of summerfags in this thread exceeds 90% I can tell by the extreme autism and pathetic self loathing level fuck off gen z YOU MAKE ME SICK AF

>>735254754
my guy where do you live

>>735254880
Not sure it matters but in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the midwest.

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>>735254667
As long as you can take viagra
You're not to old to fuck
USA! USA! USA!

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>>735255017

>>735254959
Illinois?

>>735255055
kek, and with dubs on top.

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>>735254877
im 24

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>>735254865
He's the one whining about not allowed to have sex.

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>>735255017
Yes I am, you understand nothing about social status and biology.

>>735255164

I look better at 23 then I did at 17 don't kid yourself faggit there is hope... fuck it's that shit attitude you have that will fuck you over

>>735255083
no, well I guess I'm not in the actual middle, but Kansas always felt quintessential midwest to me.

>>735255306

I just drove thru kansas in the back of a pts van.

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>>735255268
I looked better when I was 18 than I do now. I look like shit and its only getting worse.

>>735255380
Then kill yourself so you'll stop whining.

>>735255372

btw it has "yiff" carved into the walls with handcuffs in case you ever get extradited, that was me. lul

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>>735255164
You could be a 40 yr old virgin and hook up with a grandma
Just like the movie
kek

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>>735255422
No way fag, if it annoys you then that's all the reason I need. If I cant have sex then I can have hate and schadenfreude.

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>>735255499
You would have sex if your personality wasn't that of a wet area rug.

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>>735255693
Well I cant regardless of personality now since im too old.

>>735256050
how old are you?

>>735256096
He said earlier he's 23.

He's just making excuses because he's scared

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>>735256096
>>735255124

>>735256183
>>735256191
oh, but wait I'm 24... I'M TOO OLD FOR SEX??! I THOUGHT I HAD A FEW YEARS LEFT!

>>735256183
No, its his fetish.

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>>735256267
If you're a virgin you are obligated to never have sex past that age. You know the ole'saying, "It's too late to start now."

>>735256426
But I wanna start now...

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>you understand noting about social status and biology

Neither do you, chucklehead.

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>>735256496
Its never going to be as good if you started when you were 17 or 18

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And how would you know that if you've never had sex?

>>735256621
Mediocre sex still sounds better then no sex tho

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>>735256577
You experience emotions much more intensely before your mid 20s. Even as early as 19 you start to lose 1% of your body's nerves ever year. Fulling down your sense and experience as time goes on.

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>>735256726
How would you know if you've never, never had sex?

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>>735256851
You know the old saying, better never than late.
You gotta realize to pass up on things than do them and regret it later.

>>735257031
I don't think that's how the ol saying goes tbh

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>>735257117
Yes it does

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>>735256912
Emotions are very different from physical sensations. I'm also going to need to see links to that claim about losing your nerves every year because that doesn't sound right at all.

>>735256952
Because I didn't pop out of the womb and fuck. I had sex for the first time when I was 18. That's five years of going through puberty, wanting to have sex, and not having sex. I can also tell you this, having sex now is a lot more enjoyable than when I was 18.

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How is everyone doing?

Welp I think that's about enough porn and self-pity for me tonight, I'm goin to bed.

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>>735257221
>Emotions are very different from physical sensations.
but they affect each other in profound ways.
You can find it yourself, also the same reason why people get alzheimers.

>I can also tell you this, having sex now is a lot more enjoyable than when I was 18.
No, you are saying that to fuck with me, just like everyone else who gives me bullshit. You're like those idiots on plebbit who constantly post bullshit like letting a nigger fuck your life makes you look comfortable with your sexuality, "grown up", and "masculine".

Bullshit brainwashing tactics.

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>>735257390
I'm doing alright. Rolled up my latest painting and stored it away. Going to start up some drawing tomorrow.

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I like knots

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>>735257530
I googled it, all results are about nerve damage due to some form of trauma.

No, trust me, the first few times you have sex are kind of meh. Not terrible, but not really that good. Once you figure out how to fuck and what you want when you fuck you can actually enjoy it instead of smashing your dick around haphazardly.

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Thread needs more studs

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>>735257739
>No, trust me, just let a nigger fuck your wife and everyone will think you are so in charge of your life and manly as fuck.

You are so tiring, its like you think a million other shitters like you dont do the same thing.

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>>735257390
Bad

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>>735257922
Hopefully big strong studs can cheer you up

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>>735257910
I'm not married and if I were I'd expect monogamy. Cuckolding is not for me.

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>>735258035
You're a cuck, go shove your filthy fucking sculptures up your ass.

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>>735258122
How am I a cuck if I'm not married or even dating?

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>>735257998
Opposite
Gave myself bleeding problems

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>>735258230
>lol liek just have sex with a bunch of other people who know what they're doing to get better!
>those people were with others who were better than you before you.

You're a cuck.
Now stop talking to me, I am so tired of you.

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>>735258437
That logic is retarded.

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>>735258269
: ' (

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>Snarf be 29, me 23
>take his v-card

Its possible guys.

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art friendo and nibi guy need to chill out, and just get your dicks out

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>>735258754
Let's claim snarf's DP V card.

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>>735258796
I will do no such thing.

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I dont masturbate

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lowkey asians are kinda cute.

>>735258437
This is why you're a virgin

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>>735258900
no to getting your dick out, or to chilling
>>735258912
you should still chill

we are all fags here

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>>735249097

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>>735259040
I don't masturbate.

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>>735259029
Im a virgin because im not good enough. Not good looking enough, not strong enough, not smart enough, not rich enough, not everything enough.
Now the deadline is far past its point and I cant even improve anything to make it better.

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>>735259040
I dont give a fuck.

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>>735258871
lol
You'd have to wait
There is a line

>>735258962
Not really

>>735259345
continue

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>>735258962
all true

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>>735259525
dont worry
i will

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>>735259449
A line of dicks to get into Snarf's butt? I'm down with a gangbang.

>>735259615
cheers mate

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>>735259449
>lowkey

>>735259587
i mean, i hang out with asians a lot so im probably getting gratification out of it lmfao

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>>735259622
About

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>>735259897
Are you going to be a good boy and fluff me?