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>>735238482
No
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Yummy
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>>735238482
Is that a fucking horse!?
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>>735238482
Hey, nice horse.
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>>735238722
No, a whore.
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>>735238882
It's even whorse!
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more pls.
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>>735238482
Why though?
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not gonna lie, that asshole looks comfy as fuck.
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>>735239735
Well it's a horse asshole....
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>>735238482
Why would you photoshop a horse's vagina and asshole onto a perfectly good human vagina and asshole?
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>>735239946

You're on /b/, why does anything here happen, ever?
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>>735239946
>perfectly good
>human

Fuck off m8 horses>human anyday you fucking normie
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>>735240245
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The funny thing is that /b/tards can recognize a horses ass so quickly.
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>>735238482
kek what the fuck OP that looks awful lmao
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>>735240557
Can confirm...Dog pussy is better then most human pussy.
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>>735239946
>not wanting horse pussy
What are you some kind of faggot?
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>>735240557
Normie cunt. Pls leave.
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>>735238482
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>>735238482
>>735239360
>>735239735
It's a horse
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>>735240747
Jesus Christ
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Lol what
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>>735240557
You're all alone newfriend.
Learn to enjoy the better fuckholes that both feel good and don't use your credit card
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Horse puss is much much much better than human
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>>735240245
Ok well why don't you just fap to some horses? Why does it have to be a chick with a horse vagina?
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>>735241048
Summerfag
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>>735240861
quality image
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>>735241048
MOOOOOODS
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>>735241003
You have a problem against dog pussy mate?

LOL *ring* ''Yeah Charlie, get a load of this faggot.''
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>>735241173
God damn it! I'm not a faggot for not wanting to fuck a dog!
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>>735238722
who cares?

your dick can't tell the difference
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>>735241348
Am sry, but you are a complete faggot. Dog pussy is master race, i can't believe it's 2017 and you're still not getting that quality dog puss. What is wrong with you?
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>>735238482

FAGGOT THREAD
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>>735241998
>MODS To do it for free
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>>735241348
Because the dog has a pussy and if you don't like pussy then you're gay. Simple.
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>>735241100
While horses are sexy, their pussy is the best bit and human bitches have good bodies but they have a gross pussy
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>>735242128
HE
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>>735240747
Agreed. I would plow this dog fucking HARD for 14 hours straight, whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthuer. But women are just normal background people to me. Can't get into them.
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>>735241348
You kind of are, friendo.

Enjoy that alimony while I watch my 4k HD TV on my $2000 gaming rig while fucking 5 different dog pussies on a daily basis.

You can really only fuck animals these days if you're even remotely money minded. But I don't mind. Girl dogs are fucking HOT.
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>>735240861
I wonder what face swap would do
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>>735238482
that looks like some sweet mare pussy
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thank me later
>IᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT .ᑕOᗰ
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>>735242553
True especially if they're not virgins which is pretty rare these days. But you go buy a horse and she's a guaranteed virgin with a tight vagina if you buy young enough.

Seriously is there any reason not to fuck animals these days? Besides christianity?

Hotter sex, more attractive, more loving and trustworthy, less than 1/10 the cost of a woman, you can have multiple at once and they don't mind, they are loyal and stay by your side, they keep you fit and healthy. NO pregnancy, alimony, in-laws, or other bullshit. It's a fucking paradise seriously to live with a harem of 5 doggo/(w)horse wives.

And they are extremely sexual and horny animals.

Who the fuck still goes for human women? What is there to gain?
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>>735245250
not going to jail for one
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>>735245250
Wouldn't that give you all kinds of diseases?
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>>735246009
that too
must be fun going to the doctor and him finding out you fucked a dog. Buy buy world, hello jail.
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>>735246113
Some people died because they were allergic to dog semen actually. One guy even died when he let a horse fuck his ass.
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>>735245857
The only people who go to jail for it are the ones who post retarded ads on Craigslist and meet up with shady creeps. Or those who fence hop and rape other people's dogs. Both of which deserve it.

I fuck my dogs and my neighbors probably know, so does my family. Nobody gives a flying fuck, but then again I live in PA so everyone's fucking their horses around here.

>>735246009
There are no diseases that work across species like that except maybe rabies. That lie was pushed by shitty Christianity for a long time. It doesn't work that way biologically.

>>735246113
I've taken my dogs to the vet with their vaginas opened up right after fucking them. Nothing has happened yet and I doubt it ever will. But I tip my vet quite well.
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>>735246281
pics
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>>735246009
Medfag here, I don't condone any of this and it's pretty gross but you're less likely to get a disease from another species. It's a pretty big deal when a disease "jumps" from one species to another. That being said, it's not impossible and animal genitalia often contain more E. Coli than the standard human's which can lead to a UTI and potentially subsequent septicemia, sepsis, and death.
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>>735245250
Dogs are other animals aren't even remotely attractive and they are stupid as fuck, furry, have fleas, etc. Plus other animals aren't as clean (humans bathe, and typically have better hygiene).
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Beastfags, no other animal will be even as remotely attractive as the human female. For fuck sakes they don't even have butt cheeks.
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Where to go now that pornsocket is ded?
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Aaaaand I'm out
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>>735246488
I don't post pics of them online. I don't disrespect the practice but I don't want to cheapen my dog wives in any way. I have pics of other dogs but I'd never post my own on 4chan or any porn site.

>>735246490
That's only becasue non-zoos don't bother keeping them clean back there. My bitches' asses are spotless and trimmed properly.

>>735246566
You can bathe a dog too. Same with a horse.

>>735246662
Look at a horse's ass and say that again, they have triple the amount of butt cheeks.
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>>735246702
quitter!
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>>735246799
>>735246799
I just wanna see a freshly fucked dog pussy
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>>735246799
Ew, lemme guess. You fuck your Dog's asses too?
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>>735246799
>>735246566
>>735246662
Chek'd
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We should be living in the bojack horseman universe
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>>735246938
Here's one. That's sperm dripping out.

>>735246939
No strictly vaginal and oral. I love eating them out. Not gay so not into male dogs.
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>>735247268
what sort of training do they need?
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>>735247268
Dogs can't suck dick, only lick it.
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>>735247395
None really, just don't neuter them and wait until their second heat. They will naturally want sex, especially if you don't ignore their needs and give oral.

Brush your teeth and give lots of oral and she will be riding your cock in no time.

ALso take care of her pussy. Inject it periodically with esssential oils of garlic, ginger, honey, and a tiny bit of hydrogen peroxide to fight infections. Never use oil based lube.

>>735247523
Some dogs do suck dick with their whole muzzle but I never got mine to do it.
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kinks mean something

join us :3
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>>735247671
inject? also what sized dogs are best?
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>>735239490
kek'd
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>>735245250
because a horse can easily kill you, same thing with dogs.
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>>735247985
Yeah with a vaginal injector after you clean it with hospital grade surgical soap.

Larger dogs are best. Nothing smaller than a border collie. Beagle is the only exception because of their unusually large sex organs, but no small dogs in most cases.

The vagina needs prep to stretch but that's accomplished with oral and finger play. Again, use hospital grade soap and periodically inject her vagina with organic garlic/ginger/thyme plus a little hydrogen peroxide, not much.

You will find they are beautiful companions to live with and have sex with. Human women do not compare at all. Unless you enjoy poverty and obligation and stress. It's more money-wise to fuck dogs in the modern era, especially given feminism.
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>>735247985
Large breeds, German shepherds and husky type dogs. Shorter hair is best and cleaner. Any small dogs won't be as interested and are less "loyal". You will also damage them severely.
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>>735248346
So can a human...
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>>735248356
what's your schedule for injecting them? and how much do you use?
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I would definitely let a dog fuck me if it was legal where I live. Just like that Whitney Wisconsin chick, she makes some good points in her "10 reasons girls should fuck dogs" video . I much prefer the company of dogs over that of human males .
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I'm just at a lose of words on this thread...
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>>735248589
Make sure the honey is greater than the essential oils, cause garlic and ginger can burn and cause discomfort
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>>735248449
Wrong dude. Groom and trim under the tail and they are perfectly clean. Also a raw food diet with lots of organic supplements helps keep them clean.

I agree small dogs are less loyal though.

>>735248589
About 8 drops garlic, 4 ginger, 4 thyme, 4 clove, 3 hydrogen peroxide. And lots of organic lube so it doesn't sting. Ginger is spicy on the vagina.

I do it every week or so but I really should be doing it every other day. Their vaginas are really healthy but I credit their diet and the injection treatments equally.

Also it means nothing to inject if you're using a dirty injector. Use hospital grade soap to clean the injector first. You can find one on Amazon.

>>735248750
Yeah they're great for men too compared to modern women. Feminism just killed everything but I'm not complaining honestly. I look at my bank account compared to my married (divorce in progress) friends and I am just amazed at the difference despite the fact that I work part time and they work full time.
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>>735248949
Agreed be very liberal when you apply lube and honey, and be careful with peroxide and spicy oils.

I was gonna make a guide and post it on 8ch /zoo/ but it's been taken over by scat weirdos so I stopped posting there. I might write up my guide and post it later.
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>>735248812
>a lose of words

Evidently
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>>735248949
I don't think this dude knows you're Trollin... just use some astroglide and watch the bend. Don't put honey or garlic in any pussy, human or otherwise.
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>>735248750

I don't think you need to worry about it being legal unless you plan on providing evidence to someone outside your home. Who's gonna know what you do behind closed doors?
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>>735249102
>scat wierdos
If you truly think that you aren't wierd, then you're deluded bud
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>>735249132
Garlic actually gets rid of yeast infections, it's perfectly safe.
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>>735249297
Oh yeah sure, but I'm not attracted to poop coming out a rhino's ass so there's that.

Those fucking weirdos killed 8ch /zoo and I don't bother posting helpful advice there anymore. Beastforum is also stupid.
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>>735248988
You could have a fucking femboi for 1/2 of the work this takes.

On top of that, you wont have to explain that your wife/husband is a fucking dog/ horse.

Also there isn't any shame afterwards when you realized you fucked a dog.
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>>735248988
I said short hair because long haired dogs such as Caucasian ovcharkas, newfies, and other long haired large breeds need a fuck load of upkeep on their fur to keep it clean, especially their back ends
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>>735249443
is it 8ch.pl ?
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>>735249474
More Men need to fuck fembois and traps rather than Dogs
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Cows. You feel like the king of the world when you bust a nut in one...
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>>735249132
Dude astroglide is not good for dogs. Their natural lubricant after oral sex is best.

Garlic and ginger have been proven to destroy e.coli, the main cause of pyometra. Same with honey, thyme, clove, and hydrogen peroxide. Just don't over apply the spicy stuff and it works fine. My dogs seem to like it and it keeps them healthy down there.

>>735249474
Fembois are not interesting to me.

I don't care my wives are a bunch of dogs.

Don't feel shame, just get ready for the next vagina in line to take my sperm.

>>735249502
I have a german shep and she only needs a trim under her tail once a week at most. I imagine long haired dogs might need it every 4-5 days or so.

>>735249636
They are expensive and only for gays.
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>>735249636
I agree with this, mostly because a lot of men wouldn't fuck dogs properly. They'd be too rough & cause physical damage
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>>735248988
You rape Dogs because that is a lot easier for you than getting the real thing with a real girl. Kys.
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>>735249697
can you link a site for more? or just /zoo
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>>735249636
Fuck I am more than willing. If they pull it off and look like a chick, I would pound that ass.

>>735249697
Have you dove so far down the internet that you now have no shame in saying you fuck dogs. Really? I don't buy that shit for a minute.
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dog pussy is ugly pussy
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>>735249865
From personal experience, fembois and traps are a lot easier than women. Plus they are a great alternative.
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>>735249697
German sheps have short coats, or shorter. The dogs I listed have extremely thick & fast growing coats that get matted and filthy extremely quickly. Washing one of those dogs & brushing it takes hours. Which is why I wouldn't recommend them for an ideal mate.
I work as a dog groomer & it is a pain in the ass to groom 120 lbs of dog
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>>735249745
I fuck my bitches HARD at full force. If you're not crushing them or pulling back on their hip bones you can be pretty rough and they enjoy it. Just be careful not to pull a muscle or misalig a leg or anything. They can take dick as hard as you can give it though. Obviously they need to work up to that point but their vaginas expand like human ones.

>>735249773
Enjoy your aliminoy, child support, in-laws, marriage ring which will be sold on ebay, divorce lawyer fees, etc, etc. You get the point.

>>735249855
Only ones I know of are beastracker.net, beastforum, and 8ch/zoo.

>>735249865
I have no shame in fucking my canine wives.
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I am not sure how you guys even have sex with Dogs or Horses. Just looking at them is a major boner killer.
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>>735249968
Sauce?
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>>735249636
>pic related

>>735249696
Always wanted to try, but never really had access...

>>735249968
Mate pussy looks and sounds divine. Same issue tho.
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>>735249968
That looks surprisingly tight for a horse. How much does it cost to keep one and how much land do you need? I might just go this route honestly.
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>>735250271
God damnit that's embarrassing
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>>735250055
Easy. Get a vasectomy, and don't marry. It is quite easy actually.
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>>735250294
Horses range from $2000-$50,000 and up, you need a lot of land, a few acres. And they're quite expensive animals to keep
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>>735250408
Even fucking a prostitute is cheaper than buying and/ or owning a horse.
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>>735250131
Well I'm attracted to their minds and loyalty. Their pussies are outstanding and so is their horniness. But they are a bonus to add to their perfect ability to keep you company and love you, even when you're down on your luck.

They are perfect soulmates.

>>735250350
You can still pay child support to a kid that isn't yours. And you don't need to be married to pay alimony. Google common law marriage.

There are infertile never-married men paying child support and alimony right now.
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>>735250020
Need to find these guys/girls man. That shit sounds awesome.

>>735250055
I feel so bad for you to be that fucking lonely, that you call them wives. Have you thought of suicide before you became a dog fucker?

Just because I didn't get any ass for a year or two didn't make me suddenly want to force my dog down a rape it.
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>>735250504
I'm not really lonely with the amount of vagina I get. I'd have to bet most men don't get the same amount of pussy I do unless they're super rich, and even they they're just getting lower quality kid-popping human vagina attached to a hysterical woman. Good luck with that.

I really think my life is better off than most men my age.
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>>735250490
That's is why I fuck traps/ fembois.
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>>735250622
>I really think my life is better off than most men my age.
YOU FUCK A N I M A L S
They may have perfect loyalty and a tight pussy but that doesn't change the fact that it's an animal and by definition wrong.
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>>735250490
its scary how right you are. Is fucking dogs the new thing now?
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>>735250815
This faggot gets it
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>>735250490
how do i access 8 chan? google is going full retard on me.
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>>735250991
Use google and search for 8ch zoo. I don't know if they're .net or .us but it keeps changing. Google will help you find it.

>>735250942
Dude they are the road to happiness. You will NOT find the same happiness in human women.

Where are you gonna find 4 human woman who don't care that you're banging one on the bed while the other 3 wait their turn while licking your balls/ass? Unless you're a millionaire it doesn't happen. And my god I have to tell you it feels amazing getting your balls licked by 2 bitches while crushing dog vagina with your dick. Add weed, shrooms, music, and you are in heaven. It is fucking indescribable.

My dick is slowly dripping sperm into my german shep as I type this on the bed with her. God my life rocks and I am grateful for my canine wives.
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>>735251252
I want a time stamp you you are a lying little bitch.

Second, who needs 4 dogs when you have a femboi craving for dick constantly. Who enjoys getting fucked in the ass. All I need is one.

I thing you need multiple of these animals because they cannot replace a whole human person.
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>>735251252
You are sick
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>>735251252
It won't last long. Before you know it, your "wives" will die of old age and you'll catch something one day, catch an infection, and probably die from it. That's how natural selection works buddy.
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>>735251517
Fembois are awesome. Plus guaranteed anal. It's a win-win situation.
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>>735251582
>meanwhile normies are getting aids, herpes, crabs, hepatitis, children, ect.
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>>735251517
He is a lonely faggot virgin that couldn't get with a real women so he resorted to raping Dogs. You are right. He fucks 4 Dogs because Dogs can never compete or even come close to a real woman.
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>>735251517
Ew no dude. I have multiple dog wives because it's male nature to want more than one pussy. Also if you don't fuck one for a while they revert back to being tight again.

>>735251555
I'd rather be 'sick' than poor the rest of my life. Good luck with human women normie. And LOL at how this will be normal in 10 years and you were being a bigot to something your kids will accept.

>>735251582
Yeah it's sad that they die. That's the only downside to it all. I'll see them in heaven again or it wouldn't be heaven at all.

Also you are FAR more likely to get an STD from a human.
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>>735238482
yes there is, but i'm not telling you where. he, he!
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>>735251850
dogs can consent, he's zoophiliac but not a rapist
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>>735251850
I wear a 24k gold watch I got for free because I couldn't get the plastic one that costs $3000. Makes perfect sense dude.

You're right, I'm completely jealous of your plastic preference because I "cant get it" lol.

Aren't prostitutes like $200 or less?
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>>735252029
Eh, I must be the only one that doesn't care about how much money I make. I guess that makes me a tighwad? I rarely spend money on myself, I usually save what savings I do make.
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>>735251883
>see them in heaven
You really thing a dog-fucker like you will get to the gates? That's fucking gold.

Also a man with aids will live to be at least 43, your dogs wont see past 15. Good luck burying your 4 wives while a human with at least some self respect has a life.

>>735251687
After this thread, I am seriously considering going and finding one.
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Mares are made for human dick
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>>735252179
You will care when you work 60 hour weeks to live in a studio apartment in the ghetto. I know 4 different unrelated guys doing this right now. Because of child support/alimony. One is facing serious jail time (10 years) for backed child support. He had to sell his business and works at Target now.

You guys ridicule this dog fucking stuff you read about on /b/ but my god it's a true case of your sexual preference coming back to bite you one day. You WILL pay if you go for a human woman. And I will keep fucking my dog wives, driving my good car, eating good food and living in a good house.

You have been warned.

>>735252334
>You really thing a dog-fucker like you will get to the gates? That's fucking gold.

I'd only bother going to dog heaven. You never see dogs in the shitty christian version.

Yeah you're right that they will die. It fucking sucks I wasn't born later so tech could keep them alive longer. It's a shame and it hurts but it's the way things are right now.

>>735252450
I think it's been that way for thousands of years.
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>>735252450
Yeah ... No. Kys animal fucker.
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>>735252450
Is trust needed like with dogs? Or can I just go rape one?
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>>735251985
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>>735252554
>>735252534
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>>735238482
>>735241483
jesus christ, you must have so many depressing problems.
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>>735252534
Fun Fact: There is no heaven so you won't see them again. Also dogs don't have ANY qualities about them that are remotely attractive. I am surprised they can make you erect, let alone cum inside of them.
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>>735252693
Loyalty isn't attractive to you?
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>>735252750
Dogs are very stupid and they only evolved to like humans because humans give them food. That's it. Dogs literally have zero personality. You will never hold an interesting conversation with a Dog. Also loyalty can be attractive, but it is not enough. Dogs are an instant boner-killer.
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>>735252565
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>>735252693
If you closed your eyes and stuck your finger into a glory hole and were told it was a fresh 18y/o tight pussy you were fingering but it was really a dog's, I guaranteed you'd jerk off too it and beg to stick your cock in.
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>>735252931
The horse pussy actually ruins it.
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>>735252892
All dog owners say their dogs have unique personalities.
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>>735252534
Not only do you think there is a heaven, but you believe that this "God" would let you go see the 4 animals you fucked for years for all eternity. At this point I have 2 questions.

1.) How much acid are you on right now
2.) Can you hook me up


>>735252892
Fucking this. A dog has no personality.

>>735252973
I would most likely kill the dog. Just out of mercy for what I did, then shoot myself.
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>>735253075
Sure, but nothing as complex as a human's. The fact remains that you will never have an interesting conversation with your Dog. Dogs are like toddlers in the mind and maybe as smart as a 5 year old human at best. You might as well be fucking a kid.
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>>735252973
holy shit faggot, shut the fuck up , go get your dick bit off by your "wives" or some shit, nigger.
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>i recognize that pussy

i need to get the fuck off this website
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>>735252931
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>>735253322
I honestly don't think he's ever been with a real woman. I can see why. He is sick as fuck.
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>>735252534
Wow. Just when I thought I had it bad, I am reminded there are people that have it far worse than me.
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>>735253347
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>>735253075
Sure they can have a "personality", the "personality" of a toddler at best.
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>>735253700
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>>735252334

And you think a sodomizing man craving faggot like yourself will make it to the gates? Maybe actually read the bible this time?
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>>735253200
Well if there is a god and it was a god worth following then yeah sure.

Just because they can't talk it doesn't mean they don't have personalities.

>>735253232
That's like saying a deaf-mute is as smart a 5 year old.

If a dog can hunt, find shelter, and survive in the wild then I don't think a 5 year old can do the same.

>>735253322
Not me man.
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>>735253232
To be fair most of b would fuck a 5 year old of either gender.
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>>735253791
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>>735253797
what u think about that whitney wisconsin hoe
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Bad photoshop you need to work on that
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>>735238482
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>Once I reported this, I thought I would just wait it out, and then this bestiality threa— We don't say its name here. It is a safe place. Yes, yes... sorry, Doctor. Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time, it would just— DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!
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>>735253797
I don't believe the bible. Or a God. But if this dog fucker thinks he will get there then he will be surprised when he get booted to hell with me.

>>735253820
You are correct, but humans have things other than speech that make up their personalities. Dogs catch a ball, eat food, drink water and run.

Have you ever seen a dog dislike a movie because of the actors in it? Or like a certain band? Maybe even a favorite game? No? Well that BECAUSE IT IS A FUCKING ANIMAL!
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>>735254331
Well have you ever seen a human dislike a certain tree because of its smell? Or like a certain rag? Now, does that mean dogs are smarter than humans because humans can't detect those things?

They're wired for different things. I doubt they can even detect the different colors that make up a typical movie. So if they can't do that, how could they even figure out that cloud of blob colors was a human being to begin with?
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>>735254331
I pity him. Deep down he fears women and modern feminism has made it worse. So instead of trying to get a real women, he decides to rape a Dog because it is easier to do and not get caught. Now he is trying to convince us all how "great" his sex life is, when in reality it sucks. He is in denial that he has stepped down so low, that he was willing to fuck a Dog.
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>>735253990
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>>735254331
Also remember that dogs can smell through time so if dogs ever evolved to the point of making movies I think they would look and smell different than our human ones designed for human eyes.

>>735254632
Lol you really like women don't you? I'm surprised because most of /b/ is fags lol. It's not difficult to get a human woman, even a good one. I'm just not attracted to them.

I'll give you some advice though, the only good advice I've seen given to normal fags. Only date international women. You're welcome.
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If dog guy is still here post a picture of your dog's pussy. Also you gotta try horse, hands down best pussy I've had.
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>>735254511
>have you ever seen a human dislike a tree because of it's smell
What kind of dumb bullshit it that? How in the ever living fuck does disliking the smell of a tree tell anything about your personality.

>>735254780
The autism is seeping through me screen and it giving me a headache.

>>735254632
I honestly think he has lost it and is trying to keep it together somehow.
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>>735254780
I really like Asian women tbh, there's just something about them that's different ... Oh I know! They tend to be more traditional, plus I consider them attractive.
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>>735247985
this one
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>>735254962
>What kind of dumb bullshit it that? How in the ever living fuck does disliking the smell of a tree tell anything about your personality.

It's an equally retarded metaphor for expecting a dog to be "smart" enough to watch movies despite not being wired for them biologically.

>>735254978
I've only ever seen human relationships work if they are international (not western born). I'm into dogs but that's really the best advice I can give you. Just keep in mind it's not 100%, just much more likely to work than american relationships. From what I've seen in real life.
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>>735240557
Now you can go brag on Facebook about how much you love /b/, you 14 year old faggot
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>>735254938
how did u get the chance to fuck a horse
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>>735254962
When you think about it, fucking a Dog is basically fucking a child. No personality, and they are manipulated into having sex. The only difference is we treat pedos a lot harsher than Dog fuckers.
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>>735238482
OP's pic was made by TFWarlock on deviantart (account required): tf-warlock.deviantart (dot) com
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>>735255213
Use to own a few when I lived on a farm. In the city, still miss the horse pussy when I see images.
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>>735255214
That's retarded because you don't see kids fucking each other, bearing kids, raising puppies, or surviving on their own in the wild.

They are adult animals of another species, not children of the human species. We LITERALLY need to cut their fucking sex organs out like god damn alien autopsies so we can continue deluding ourselves into thinking they're not sexual animals.

Talk to a guy who lives on a farm and you'll see he's used to the sexual side of animals. Because they don't neuter their dogs so they're always humping everything they can find, canine, goat, or anything else
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>>735255297
Thank God you aren't molesting and raping any more horses.
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>>735255297
Why'd you move to the city if you had your own farm? Seems like a lose-lose to me.
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>>735255403
What I mean is it is like fucking a child because it was manipulated into the sex. You fuck Dogs because they are an 'easy' target. It is not hard to figure out.
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>>735254962
No joke you are dumb thinking dogs don't have personalities.

I have had 7 different dogs growing up and some loved water and the outdoors some were brave and enjoyed riding on the 4 wheeler while others where more lazy and relaxed we had anxious/shy dogs etc.

Your example of disliking movies doesn't apply to dogs because they can't participate which is why the guy referenced dogs smelling trees. You could have said have you ever seen a omish person dislike movies no because they are fucking animals and it would have been as equally useful of an argument

side note certain dogs have favorite games to play and relax to certain music so... do what you will with that information.
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>>735255145
The only reason your dogs stay with you and are loyal is because you provide shelter, food and water. That's the bear bones of it. You can train a dog to do anything because they are that easy to manipulate.

>>735255214
I agree, dogs are just too dumb to know better. They get manipulated by guys like him, and he says that "no its ok. they have personalities" to justify it.
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>>735255507
Then why bring up the topic of pedo punishments and make the comparison of the two?
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>>735255597
Not only is he a dog fucker, but he is also a dog fucker advocate. He not only fucks dogs, but ENCOURAGES it and BRAGS about it. It must really suck to have to step down so low that you do those things to make yourself feel better.
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>>735255507
they arent manipulated the female dogs get horny and want to fuck everything like the male dogs that go around and hump every leg in sight
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>>735238482
Looks like The Warlock's work:
>tf-warlock tumblr com
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>>735255951
Whatever helps you sleep at night Anon.
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>>735255507
They are pretty horny animals once they reach adulthood. Prostitutes are still pretty easy to get aren't they? That's a stupid argument man.

>>735255597
Well I consider them my soulmates so of course I give them everything. They seem attached to me over other people so I don't think food and water creates the same bond as sex. Not sure why it's a big deal. It's been happening thousands of years. It's still happening today. If we didn't mutilate them they'd be having tons of sex in the street overpopulating. That's how sexual they are. Kind of like humans are doing these days.

>>735255909
Yeah I have to brag when 90% of the relationships I see end in fucking life shattering poverty. How can I not feel less stupid seeing men around my age have their lives crumble around them?
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>>735255999
i dont fuck dogs im just sayin lol
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>>735255597
Incentives are what draw people to others be it food shelter love the things your parents provided you.

Or be it food shelter love the things you provide dogs.
You seem to suck at making arguments when you don't think before posting take your time dude.
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>>735256003
>Implying all relationships turn into a marriage and end up in a messy divorce
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>>735255909

But atleast we all learned something new today.
he did have some points on the pros.

But the cons is ofc it's a dog.
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>>735256293
Most not all. That's why I'd advise international relationships. They're less likely to end in soul crushing debt and poverty.

>>735256458
How is this
<<<<

a con?
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>>735253898
Different girls...
stop posting this bullshit
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>>735256458
Here's a list of pros and cons.

Pro:
-Can fuck whenever you want [But can be done with fembois too]
-Multiple (Dog) partners [Or become mormon]

Cons:
-Its a dog
-You have to explain to people that you fuck a dog
-You have to pick up their shit (literally)
-You have to take special care of their genitals to prop them for your fucking.
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>>735256809
Dog genitals look really gross and they can't do oral and probably no anal either. No handjobs as well, no person to say they love you, etc.
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Like this? No PS
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>>735257096
Dogs can give oral and certain ones will let you do anal to them
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>>735257096
They look good to me and pawjobs >>> handjobs.
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>>735249560
>>735253200
This... Though I think maybe he's on pcp, not acid
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>>735257563
>pawjobs

please explain how this works..
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>>735257796
Just joking dude they can't give you paw jobs lol. All you can do is rub between them.

They CAN give you actual blowjobs though. I've seen it in videos.
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Everybody TY.
Finally a /b/ worthy thread.
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What do i google to find this horse vagina on women stuff?
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