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>>735226508 New Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>735226508

New Thread
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Hello
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>>735227185
do it OP
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Is that a fucking sword?!?
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THANK THE LORD
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>>735227185
RIP IT OFF OP NO BALLS
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Use a lighter
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>>735227185
HE IS BACK!
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>>735227185
Reporting in
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Nooooooo
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>>735227185
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU WOULDNT
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Get a tooth brush and scrub furiously
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OP stop doing this and go to the hospital please
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>>735227185
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>>735227351
its a fucking knife where were you when i posted a retard thread youd have been perfect
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>>735227185
Op be a man and rip it off
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>>735227342

IM NOT GONNA RIP IT OFF, BECAUSE ITS 4 AM HERE AND IF I BLEED ALL NIGHT MY ROOMATE WILL KILL ME
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Get a lit match, tweezers, a knife and a spatula
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BOI HESEGONNAFUCKINGRIPITOFFHOLYSHIETMANWHATTHEFUCKSSIDFGJSHVS
ЦPФE ШЫ ЦКЩTП ЦШEP HЩГ ФДД! фффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!
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>>735227456
USE YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSH OP
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>>735227522
then go to the hospital
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Shitty ass lighting. Easy, bro.
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>>735227464
quads for this
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>>735227185
Am i to late to be the player 2?
had to get home first
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You did it! You put a knife! Now see how far can you reach
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Wtf
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>>735227522
nigga fuck your roommate if they get mad over you bleeding. put some TP on it afterwards to stop blood, or a fucking i dont know a bandaid. RIP IT OFF CUNT
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Wuhhuuu
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>>735227522
CUT IT SO IT'S SPLIT IN TWO!
THEN IT WILL BE EASY TO REMOVE
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DO IT
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>>735227705
thisssss
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>>735227660
NEVER TOO LATE
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>>735227616
this
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ALRIGHT I WILL TRY TO CUT IT OFF BUT AINT GONNA RIP ANYTHING.
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Do you have any citrus fruit you can stick in there op anything that will make it sting pls do
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Shitty lighting, bro. Hard to see
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>>735227660
Never too late till it 404s
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USE PLIERS
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>>735227777
NIgger
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>>735227777
Use a lighter and burn it off it's easier and painkess
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>>735227777
Well now ya gotta do it...
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>>735227777
OP'S QUADS AND DUBS COMMAND IT
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>>735227777
QUADS GET
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>>735227777
WHAT A FUCKING MAD MAN
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>>735227777
HOLY QUADS
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>>735227777
check'd and ready to kek
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>>735227464
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>>735227777
He's fucking gonna do it
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>>735227777
Quads never fail OP
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>>735227777
Those quads gave you the power!
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>>735227914
tell me this isnt OP
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA
Music for the work
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>>735227914
wrong toe fag
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>>735227991
It's the wrong foot retard
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>>735227914
Not OP
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>>735227777
QUADS DEMAND SACRIFICE
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you can do it OP... we believe in you
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>>735227914
How did that happen?
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I want you to know, OP, that I genuinely love you.
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Put cum on it
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>>735227882
>>735227877
Here the dubs
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>>735228108
hand slipped while deadlifting
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>>735228126
this
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>>735228124
Fucking faggot p
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OP pls stop
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>>735228126
Rolling
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>>735227777
Do it op, you will remeber as a legend, I belive in you man, CUT THAT SHIT OP,
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>>735228241
fuckin normie
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>>735228241
nigger
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>>735228241
CANT STOP WONT STOP
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>>735228126
Rollio
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>>735227185
Aren't the mods supposed to be sleeping now?
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Dooooo ittt
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>>735228317
OP use a open flame to burn the toenail and then use the knife
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>>735228317
i see little progress, but it's still progress, keep going OP
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Finish him
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>>735228317
you fucking animal, you're going to get blood on the carpet
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>>735228151
>882 isn't dubs stupid nigger
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>>735228217
I am, actually. Want to suck my dick? I just gave it a good clean!
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Cut it off, roll it in a joint and smile it
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>>735228399
more digits
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>>735228126
CUM ON YOUR FUCKING TOE OP
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>>735228317
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>>735228241
kill your self fucking faggot normie and get out before you do

>>735228317
OP is
based as fucking fuck and not a faggot
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>>735228317
WE WONT DIE
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>>735228317
PAIN IS TEMPORARY GLORY IS ETERNAL
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Use this
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>>735228463
die
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>>735228463
Die in a fire please
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>>735228241
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>>735228463
4 balls wat
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>>735228317
Nice carpet
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OP, do you have a hammer and chisel, by any chance? If so, place the chisel underneath and use the hammer to rip the toenail clean off.

Why? Because these dubs.
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>>735228317
Nice feet
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GOOO
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>>735228317
YESSS DO IT
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>>735228317
Record that shit
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OP stop doing this please
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Just do it already, almost falling asleep here
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>>735228749
STFU
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>>735228749
leave
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>>735228602
>he doesnt know how dogs penis' work

Time for a google search buddy
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>>735228749
shut up
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>>735228749
I SHALL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
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>>735228578
>>735228579
No

>>735228602
There are two balls. Girls just have weird penises.
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>>735228803
gay
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>>735228749
SHUT UP FAGGOT
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>>735227522
SPLIT IT UNDER A NAPKIN FAGGOT
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I second with 49
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>>735228749
Can you just fucking leave retard? Go drink bleach already nigger faggot
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>>735228809
WITNESS ME
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>>735228803
fuck off stop trying to make me google dog dicks aight
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>>735228809
kek
when you have a thread thats on its second wind, you are already legend
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>>735228809
>>735228809
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>735228819
cease
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Fuck nasty
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>>735228126
Cum on it and put the whole thing in your mouth.
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>>735228857
How much of a closet homo do you have to be to be scared of knowing how a dog's penis works? Did you skip biology class or are you just american?
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>>735228906
HERE WE GO NIGGERS
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KEEP GOING ALMOST THERE
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>>735228906
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>>735228966
>>735228977
Wtf is going on with these dubs
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>>735228906
PEEL IT OFF OP HOLY FUCK MAN
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>>735228906
Fuck yeah OP. Witnessed. You are not a faggot... Now deliver.
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>>735228906
*morbid curiosity intensifies*
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>>735228906
Poke the flesh with a fork or knife
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U CANNOT FAIL WITH THIS
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>>735228906
GO GO GO GO
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>>735228906
!!!!'HhJAHAHHhhszhzdjjjhduy
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>>735228906
I AM WITNESSING
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>>735228906
Digits demand semen
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>>735228906
WITNESSED!
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>>735228906
I SEE MY BLOODBAG
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>>735229123
Kek.
>op is in middle of deliver
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>>735228906
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT
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OP STOP HARMING YOURSELF
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>>735228906
You absolute madman!!
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Quick announcement: I have saved all the images OP has posted as well as screen capped all of his posts. There will be record of this.
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>>735229204
MY BLOODBAG.
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>>735229234
leave thanks
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>>735229234
STFU
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>>735229212
>Refering to full toenail like in original thread
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>>735229068
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>>735229286
FUCKING WITNESSED
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>>735229286
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>735229264
thank youuuuuu
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>>735229234
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Now pour vinegar in the open flesh
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>>735229264
The savior we aren't worthy of
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HERES A TIP
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>>735229286
OP DONT LEAVE OUT THE REST. CUT IT ALL OUT TO BE SURE YOU GET RID OF INFECTION

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
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>>735229418
this
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Just sprinkle some salt on it
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>>735229418
lemon juice
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>>735229286
Op no, I'm eating
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>>735229286
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>>735229472
salt was done in previous thread
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>>735229418
Already put salt in last thread. OP said he has no vinegar or lemon juice
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>>735229482
This yes plz
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>>735229338
We all want him to rip it off. But it seems he's only gonna cut off part of it
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>>735229286
S T O P
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>>735229562
fuck off
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>>735229418
Roll
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rip more off
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>>735229439
I can never tell if just a meme or actual 40k player
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fukin yeet that damn nail off already my guy
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>>735229562
GO! Out of this thread fag
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>>735229617
rolling for 16 :^)
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>>735229562
>using internet explorer
>on his fucking phone

Stop posting or im bricking your fucking phone faggot
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>>735229418
OP originally stated he doesn't have lemon juice or vinegar
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i was looking for a gore tread but this will do just fine
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Kek. Its actually a blood bag.

It smells weird
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>>735229436
I'm more grossed out by this shit then gore and op.
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>>735229286
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>735229630
Only played the dawn of war games and, sadly, never the tabletops.
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better than rekt threads over at /gif/
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>>735229684
Remove toe. Mail to hospital.
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>>735227185
Daggers are for pussies. Use a fucking claymore.
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>>735229684
OP that shit is going to slide off if you heat it a little and try to yank it. Please OP make us even happier with your shenanigans your brave bastard
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>>735229684
POKE IT WITH SOMETHING SHARP
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>>735229529
Funny thing is. I didnt felt the salt back then because it wasnt on any flash wound..

Now it kinda hurts but nothing terrible
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>>735229684
Of course it does. It's infected op. Which is why you need to rip it off and cleanse with peroxide
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>>735229723
have you read/watched youtube videos about the codexes?
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>>735229684
Pour vodka on it
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>>735229286
>>735229684
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>>735229826
I dare you to do a lemon.
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>>735229897
op doesnt have any
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>>735229692
What bothers me is it looks like this was just publicly taken photo
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>>735229826
PUNCTURE BLOOD BAG. REVEL IN THE SMELL
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Put this
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>>735229957
Then the next best thing.
A lit match.
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>>735229826
Rolling for repouring salt on it. I've been with you since the beginning of first thread OP. You are a god among men
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Put it in the toilet
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OP, rip it off for the sake of /b/ history
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Pull the rest off, then lick it, and pour salt all over it
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>>735230027
yeah same. the first thread was better tbh.
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>>735228602
>knot
FTFY
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>>735230101
Roll
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>>735230054
Rolling for this
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>>735230000
Op this
>quads tell truth
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>>735230027
he just did put salt on it again.
>>735229826
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>>735229854
Oy Vey
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>>735230000
QUADS DEMAND IT OP
YOU SHALL RIDE TO VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME
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>>735230109
Indeed
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>>735230109
Agreed. Too much faggotry telling him to cut his toe off and shit.
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>>735230185
Get parchment paper it will help clean up mess
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OP take pic
Send pic to mom
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>>735230000
Holy shit.
OP you must not temp fate by ignoring quads.
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>>735230185
oh ok
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>>735228579
kek
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>>735230000
Alright Im trying to puncture it a bit, but nothing to harsh.
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>>735230264
Yes. This.
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Pour vodka in glass, dip toe in glass, drink vodka
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Welp I'm out. OP just being a pussy now.
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>>735230185
That will actually help clean the wound OP. Do it and drive to the hospital right after. Stay healthy please <3
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>>735230185
POP THE BLOODBAG LIKE THE HEAD OF A FUCKING THREE MONTH OLD NIGGER FETUS
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ignore this & go to
>i̶f̶u̶c̶k̶t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.c̶o̶m̶
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>>735230368
aw shit here we go
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>>735230394
what happened op?
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>>735230440
We all want OP to be healthy, but shurely he Will feel better with the nail all gone
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>>735230368
Please let me get a screencap of this thread at somepoint in the future
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>>735230407
Op dragging it out to long
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>>735230368
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>>735230549
It feels like... A soft muscle....

I cant puncture it
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>>735230618
Put me in then cunt
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