[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Are you ready /b/?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 185
Thread images: 68

File: IMG_20170609_015819.jpg (2MB, 3968x2240px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_015819.jpg
2MB, 3968x2240px
Are you ready /b/?
>>
Do it
>>
File: IMG_20170609_020029.jpg (2MB, 3968x2240px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_020029.jpg
2MB, 3968x2240px
>>735216972
Feels kinda weird.

Wonder how far it will go up
>>
File: 1487480522801.png (151KB, 449x442px) Image search: [Google]
1487480522801.png
151KB, 449x442px
>>735217123
>>735217123
>>
>>735217123
stroking. don't give us blue balls OP
>>
sure
>>
>>735217222
gross, lol
>>
>>735217222
Checked
>>
>>735217123
fucking ouch
>>
File: IMG_20170609_020407.jpg (2MB, 3968x2240px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_020407.jpg
2MB, 3968x2240px
>>735217123
We are getting deeper boys
>>
>>735217222
Trips of truth OP. You must obey
>>
Call a toe truck!
>>
What did you even do to it to get it that fucked in the first place?
>>
File: 1496436074830.jpg (192KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1496436074830.jpg
192KB, 1280x720px
>>735217376
>>
>>735217523
faggot
>>
>>735217376
PLS do it
>>
>>735217570
probably showered in the wrong spot

looks like a fungal infection
>>
>>735217376
Do it!! oh boy this is good night
>>
>>735216972
Omg yes
>>
File: IMG_20170609_021212.jpg (1MB, 2240x3968px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_021212.jpg
1MB, 2240x3968px
>>735217910
Actually a fucking box of books falled under the area of the nail


Guys... I think im fully in. It hurts..
>>
>>735218123
if dubs you gotta hammer it the toothpick with a large book
>>
>>735218123
welll no shit it hurts
>>
File: unknown chicken.jpg (32KB, 532x299px) Image search: [Google]
unknown chicken.jpg
32KB, 532x299px
i dont want to look this
>>
File: 1496731270791.jpg (26KB, 552x437px) Image search: [Google]
1496731270791.jpg
26KB, 552x437px
>>735218123
More daddy
>>
>>735218123
we want more dubs are chosen for more !
>>
>>735218411
dubs lol
>>
STAHPPP FOR THE SAKE OF GOD
>>
File: 1451656310289.gif (372KB, 499x281px) Image search: [Google]
1451656310289.gif
372KB, 499x281px
>>735218411
>>
File: IMG_20170609_021914.jpg (2MB, 2240x3968px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_021914.jpg
2MB, 2240x3968px
I fucked up
>>
File: b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg (25KB, 268x200px) Image search: [Google]
b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg
25KB, 268x200px
>>735217123
>>735217376
>>735218123
Jesus, I don't know if I want you to keep going or turn back.
>>
What is happening did I miss something? Nigga out here with a tooth pick in his toe I need answers
>>
File: 1367693563410.gif (1MB, 200x163px) Image search: [Google]
1367693563410.gif
1MB, 200x163px
>>735218603
>>
>>735218603
OP now hybrid plant-human. PLUMAN.
>>
>>735218603
you're an idiot who shouldve left it alone. i hope it hurts you now.
>>
>>735218603
Hahahaha facking hell m9
>>
>>735218655
didnt miss anything, just /b/ being /b/
>>
File: question.jpg (8KB, 236x177px) Image search: [Google]
question.jpg
8KB, 236x177px
Y do U have Ogre toes?
>>
>>735218603
>>735218603
:DDDDDD
>>
>>735218603
dumbass
>>
File: IMG_1610.jpg (65KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1610.jpg
65KB, 1200x630px
>>
ahh, old /b/

feels good to be home
>>
>>735218691
kek
>>
>>735218603
this is good you must take object out the same it was is
>>
>>735218950
rerolling
>>
File: IMG_20170609_022415.jpg (2MB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_022415.jpg
2MB, 1840x3264px
>>735218701
Dont worry, Im used to it

It hurts but at least its not bleeding.

Any idea how to get it out. I have no grip on it, and If i move it, it hurts a bit more
>>
>>735218603
extra roll
>>
>>735218603
Still there OP?
>>
>>735219026
peel it off! peel it off!
>>
>>735219026
needle nose pliers?
>>
File: 1472091936265.png (1005KB, 900x702px) Image search: [Google]
1472091936265.png
1005KB, 900x702px
>>735216972
>>
put me in the screencap :D
>>
>>735219026
tweezers, scrub
>>
>>735219026
just leave it there lel
>>
File: 1457475009582.png (43KB, 160x156px) Image search: [Google]
1457475009582.png
43KB, 160x156px
>>735218603
Why did you even start
>>
File: 1437256346692-2.jpg (17KB, 146x149px) Image search: [Google]
1437256346692-2.jpg
17KB, 146x149px
>>735216972
>>735217123
>>735217376
>>735218123
>>735218603
>>735219026
>>
File: stump remover.jpg (241KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
stump remover.jpg
241KB, 900x900px
>>735219026
>>
>>735219026
tweezers
>>
Do you close your eyes when you clip your tonenails?
>>
File: 1490328750844.jpg (105KB, 1042x800px) Image search: [Google]
1490328750844.jpg
105KB, 1042x800px
>>735219026
Use your teeth.
>>
>>735219026

Tweezers and just yank on it when you get a good enough grip. If no tweezers try a finger or toenail clipper and use that to grab the toothpick and pull it out. Needlenose pliers might also do the job.

You might knick some skin but a bit of blood is preferable to having that lodged under your toenail until you get sepsis and lose your foot.

Otherwise go see a doctor to get it out, you don't want that thing in there. Maybe a free clinic if you got one near you.
>>
File: IMG_20170609_022821.jpg (1MB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_022821.jpg
1MB, 1840x3264px
>>735219026
Fuck.. I jammed it out but it seems like i fucked up my skin bad
>>
File: 1488830862801.jpg (21KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google]
1488830862801.jpg
21KB, 385x385px
>>735219239
>>
File: 1496083037026.jpg (71KB, 640x780px) Image search: [Google]
1496083037026.jpg
71KB, 640x780px
>this thread
>>
>>735219434
I think thats blood+water from my shower.... I felt a water bubble inside it before. Ill try to clean it
>>
File: 1496492398036.jpg (102KB, 680x966px) Image search: [Google]
1496492398036.jpg
102KB, 680x966px
>>735219026
this is soo good
>>
>>735219434
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>
>>735219434
FUCK YES NIGGER!
KEEP POSTING MORE!
>>
>>735219434
*heavy breathing*
s-squeeze it
>>
File: 1496445920522.png (612KB, 683x494px) Image search: [Google]
1496445920522.png
612KB, 683x494px
>>735219434
What were you even trying to achieve
>>
>>735219434
if dubs, put a turd on it and take a pic
>>
>>735219090
this
>>
try to push all the juices out
>>
File: watup.jpg (615KB, 700x1690px) Image search: [Google]
watup.jpg
615KB, 700x1690px
>>735219434
>>
>>735219090
Rolling dubs for this... take needle nose to nail and rip it off
>>
>>735219964
rowlan
>>
sharpie in toenail hole......
>>
>>735219964
How long does it take a big toe nail to grow back in completely
>>
File: anon.jpg (130KB, 640x905px) Image search: [Google]
anon.jpg
130KB, 640x905px
>>735219964
>>
>>735219964
Trips and you eat the nail.
>>
>>735219434
fucking kek Op. Keep going you /b/astard
>>
>>735220116
Hail Xenu
>>
>>735220076
A couple months but waiting forever for the old one to fall off or having to pluck it later will suck too.... do it OP!
>>
>>735219434
You're sick anon
>>
File: IMG_20170609_023815.jpg (1MB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_023815.jpg
1MB, 1840x3264px
>>735220130
You know I was already chewing my toenails...


Update: Got another picker managed to clean the isnide of my nails. Oxidated Blood I found
>>
File: nope.png (184KB, 700x526px) Image search: [Google]
nope.png
184KB, 700x526px
maybe you should try it from the other side?
>>
>>735220289
Also I cleaned off my finger with water. Doesnt bleed now. Or i just dont notice it yet
>>
>>735220289
Put the blood on your tongue and eat it
>>
>>735220289
i heard feces will clean it up
>>
File: internally.jpg (73KB, 524x468px) Image search: [Google]
internally.jpg
73KB, 524x468px
>>735220339
>>
>>735220289
I figured you were chewing your toenails.
You'll make it to the other side of that nail.
God speed anon.
>>
Hi, I was just scrolling down an saw this..what's going on here? Did the guy cut off his foot or some? I mean I'm just curious.. Gn voice ;)
>>
>>735220510
how about you just read it?
>>
File: IMG_2424.jpg (61KB, 480x457px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2424.jpg
61KB, 480x457px
>>
>>735220289
I like where your headed OP
>>
>>735220510
Hi, fuck off.
>>
>>735216972
That's some good OC you got there, /b/ need more of this shit.
>>
Mother Mary, go to a clinic and let them handle this shit. You could end up losing your toe from infection.
>>
File: IMG_20170609_024536.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_024536.jpg
2MB, 2448x3264px
>>735220391
Im to shy to make a video, but here is me licking it
>>
>>735220779
Hot
>>
File: IMG_2389.gif (482KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2389.gif
482KB, 300x300px
>>735220779
>>
>>735220591
Oh yeah... I did
>>
put shit on that toe
>>
File: Screenshot_20170506-201658.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170506-201658.png
1MB, 1080x1920px
>>735220779
>>
File: 1496018465757.jpg (60KB, 693x663px) Image search: [Google]
1496018465757.jpg
60KB, 693x663px
>>
>>735221111
Winrar
>>
>>735220779
why bro WHY
>>
>>735221111
ey quads winrar
>>
>>735219026
>used to it
>>
File: 1496778898244.jpg (75KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
1496778898244.jpg
75KB, 720x720px
>>735220779
>>
File: IMG_20170609_025421.jpg (1MB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_025421.jpg
1MB, 1840x3264px
>>735221204
Bitch im not gonna rip of something that is already hurting.

I have a better idea
>>
>>735221272
Let him be bro..he knows what he's doing.. Right? We all do.... Don't we?
>>
File: 441233185_640.jpg (20KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
441233185_640.jpg
20KB, 640x360px
>>735220779
>>
>>735221428
what is that OP?
>>
>>735221428
op you insane motherfucker. do it.
>>
>>735221428
Hmm... Now what
>>
>>735221428
I don't know... ripping it off is a pretty good idea... whats your better idea?
>>
File: doitmoot.jpg (25KB, 249x249px) Image search: [Google]
doitmoot.jpg
25KB, 249x249px
>>735221428
>>
>>735221428
Tell us what it is OP
>>
>>735221428
The only better idea is to an hero on cam. Rip it off OP
>>
File: 134551-motorola-c115-3793.jpg (11KB, 280x280px) Image search: [Google]
134551-motorola-c115-3793.jpg
11KB, 280x280px
asa
>>
File: doit.jpg (247KB, 548x720px) Image search: [Google]
doit.jpg
247KB, 548x720px
>>735221428
>>735221672
Dats what I'm talkin about
>>
>>735221593
Kek
>>
>>735221819
Slice the nail off OP
>>
File: VID_20170609_025817.webm (1MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
VID_20170609_025817.webm
1MB, 640x480px
>>735216972
God Save the Queen
>>
>>735221928
Yeah OP like a potato
>>
>>735220779
I have no fucking idea why I keep coming here. Thousand shames on me. Fuck you.
>>
>>735222010
Witnessed
>>
>>735222010
There u gooo :D
It looks nice like that
>>
File: Ants life.gif (839KB, 450x402px) Image search: [Google]
Ants life.gif
839KB, 450x402px
>>735222010
Yes that seems like a much better idea.
>>
>>735219026
yank it out pussy use plyers
>>
>>735222010
add some glitters
>>
File: 2017-02-11_08-52-07.jpg (122KB, 1008x1004px) Image search: [Google]
2017-02-11_08-52-07.jpg
122KB, 1008x1004px
put me in the screenshot
>>
I feel so happy about my nails now..thx to op
>>
>>735222178
if dubs yank it out with pliers.
>>
File: 1496769657926.png (148KB, 222x293px) Image search: [Google]
1496769657926.png
148KB, 222x293px
>>735220779
>>735222010
>>
File: Resized_20170426_153027.jpg (111KB, 1080x785px) Image search: [Google]
Resized_20170426_153027.jpg
111KB, 1080x785px
>>735222010
>disgustingly delighted
>>
>>735216972
don't click this thread its horrible but so much win
>>
>>735222237
rolan
>>
>>735222205
Yea! You thought your ingrown toenails were ugly.
>>
>>735222010
Mobilefag here. Someone tell me what happened.
>>
>>735222237
Rolling again even though the last winrar rolled quads
>>
>>735222010
You need to slowly run a needle through the nail separating around a millimeter a run. Then when the nail is completely separated peel that shit off.
>>
clip your damn toenails!! fuck
>>
>>735222372
He bought an Android
>>
>>735222372
crazy motherfucker put a pin in his toe nail and is flicking it around like an animal
>>
>>735222334
Yeah..now i'm proud of em.
>>
>>735222461
Bless you
>>
>>735222372
>2017
>not having chrome so you can mobile chon
>>
>>735222311
>>735222311
>>735222311
DOEEET!
>>
File: IMG_20170609_030842.jpg (948KB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_030842.jpg
948KB, 1840x3264px
>>735222372
Do you want to know how I got these scars
>>
>>735222655
dont
>>
>>735216972
why is it always white dudes?
>>
File: 273.jpg (88KB, 500x752px) Image search: [Google]
273.jpg
88KB, 500x752px
>>735222655
>>
I respect this thread. it is a good /b/ thread. but I cannot stay here.
>>
>>735222655
Pantera needs to be in the sreenshot
>>
>>735222856
>forgot pic
>>
File: 1494003038850.jpg (43KB, 495x480px) Image search: [Google]
1494003038850.jpg
43KB, 495x480px
>>735222010
my eyyyeeeessssss
>>
File: IMG_20170609_031530.jpg (2MB, 1840x3264px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_031530.jpg
2MB, 1840x3264px
>>735222908
Will it fit?
>>
>>735222758
When was the last time you met a genuinely edgy person that wasn't white. I'm not talking worlds a fuck edgy I'm talking true edge truly tearing down social rules.
>>
>>735223024
of course it will, if you make it fit. DO IT.
>>
>>735223024
Only if you're not a pussy OP
>>
>>735223024
no it won't
>>
>>735223024
Yes
>>
File: 1437182496808.jpg (76KB, 596x470px) Image search: [Google]
1437182496808.jpg
76KB, 596x470px
>>735223024
Do it...... DO IT....
>>
File: Photo May 28, 3 21 08 AM.jpg (96KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
Photo May 28, 3 21 08 AM.jpg
96KB, 600x600px
>>735223024
>>
Put me on screencap
>>
>>735223024
By trying u don't lose anything
>>
File: 1436267849445.gif (1MB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]
1436267849445.gif
1MB, 320x180px
>>735223024
>>
File: been.jpg (448KB, 1024x1569px) Image search: [Google]
been.jpg
448KB, 1024x1569px
>>
File: scrunch.png (16KB, 63x87px) Image search: [Google]
scrunch.png
16KB, 63x87px
I SHIGGY DIGGY MY NIGGA
>>
kek u are such a disgusting human being. U should shower first before u get an infection u cunt. And shave your fucking horrible beard.
>>
File: IMG_20170609_031755.jpg (928KB, 3264x1840px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170609_031755.jpg
928KB, 3264x1840px
>>735223024
THERE IS NO PAIN
>>
holy fuck check this
>JғucktoɴJGHt.com
>>
File: God'screation.jpg (33KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
God'screation.jpg
33KB, 300x300px
>>735223258
NO PAIN NO GAIN
>>
Post timestamp anon
>>
>>735223202
zozzle
>>
File: RRREEEEEEEEEE.jpg (34KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
RRREEEEEEEEEE.jpg
34KB, 720x720px
>>735223258
>>
File: NOW-THIS-I-CAN-FAP-TO.jpg (21KB, 431x352px) Image search: [Google]
NOW-THIS-I-CAN-FAP-TO.jpg
21KB, 431x352px
>>735223258
You do us proud you degenerate fuck.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1471741918739.jpg (5KB, 184x142px) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1471741918739.jpg
5KB, 184x142px
Put me in the screencap
>>
>>735223258
KEEP PUSHING TILL IT COMES OFF
>>
>>735223258
Geeezzz
>>
>>735223338
Im actually retarded sorry
>>
File: 1477978813068.jpg (28KB, 617x456px) Image search: [Google]
1477978813068.jpg
28KB, 617x456px
>>735223258
Rip off nail OP
>>
File: 2017-04-26-22-29-52-2070671767.jpg (9KB, 284x160px) Image search: [Google]
2017-04-26-22-29-52-2070671767.jpg
9KB, 284x160px
>>735216972
Thread posts: 185
Thread images: 68


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.