Image related. What the hell is this?

>>735214816
REMARKABLE

I need to see it in your ass first

There has to be someone/thing that knows what this is..

>>735215141
I told you I need to see it in your ass first to properly identify it

>>735214816
that's a magnetic toothbrush
they give those in the plane

>>735215241
you can't brush your teeth with a magnet retard, it's too hard

It's not magnetic.

>>735215388
have you tried sticking it in your ass

>>735214816
does it float?

>>735215719
No.

>>735215790
does it fit in your ass

>>735214816
that is a ruler

post a pic with your dick next to it so we can get an estimate size of your device

>>735215845
Why are you obessed with a dude's ass? They are hairy and shit.

>>735214816
a fool with a tool!

>>735216102
not obsessed with a dudes ass I'm simply trying to help figure out what that thing is

>>735216387
thats a window breaker

>>735216547
Nigger detected

>>735216651
im actually albino

>>735214816
Where did you get this?
Where are you (generally)?
Did you find them together?
Give us a side view of the bottom item.
You gotta give us more info anon. More pics = more info.

Unless you're a big fat faggot and this whole thing is fake and gay.

>>735216777
czech'd

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>>735216777
drubs

>>735216801
my house
my room
yes
no
no

>>735216801
and a picture of the bottem, and if it isnt magnetic try it on a fridge, make sure you arent touching it to alluminum

I'm pretty sure it's a ruler.

>>735216916
bottim*

>>735216914
alright abandon thread, we arent helping you anon

>>735216102
mine is not, I shave... and I've been told I've got a cute butthole >///////<

>>735217009
>*
prove it

>>735216999
please i need to know what it is

>>735217009
did your bf tell you that? faggot

>>735217080
Then give us some more information or pictures you squat.

Is it magnetic, anon?

>>735217080
then post a picture of the bottom of it, even if no writing

>>735217185
>>735217130
i cant right now

>>735217170
no i tried testing it on my fridge

>>735217114
eeeeh not really, my last gf, a girl I did lewd things with and a guy too ^^ I'm bi hehe

>>735217287
post pics

>>735217287
that's not a normal thing for a girl to say to a guy

That's part of the Glendorian time machine project. Please put it back where you found it, or hold it there while we contact you. IT IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL THAT YOU DON'T PUT ANYTHING MAGNETIC NEAR IT. If you do we'll need you to put it up your ass to cure your time radiation poisoning.

>>735217170
>It's not magnetic.
>Origin UK.
>Came from a person's bag and been there for a long period.

>>735217251
Why not? Did you take the picture in the OP? Don't you have it in your possession?

>>735215899
Came here for this comment.

>>735217423
have you tried sticking it in your ass yet

>>735217393
> Please put it back when you found it,

FTFY. Next time, you're on your own...

>>735217470
you can fuck off now then

>>735217554
im trying to find it

>>735217576
lol faggit

Its a USB drive you faggot

>>735217606
You lost it?

>>735217637
>>735217637
fagget

>>735217554
There won't be a next time if OP doesn't shove it up his ass yesterday.

>>735217352
heeeeeeeeh she was bi too so like.... hhahaha

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>>735217709

>>735214816
That is a Plumbus light. With 50% less fleeb. and hardly any grumbles they are great.

>>735214816
Someone is testing the tensile strength of a material. That plastic is designed to crack in the middle where its then under load. The ruler is to measure deformation, while the rectangle piece is just a sample of the material.

>>735217764
wont post

>>735217785
i made a laugh

>>735217826
pics? definitely not, I am not really willing to disclose my identity or even how my index finger's nail looks in this website hahaha

>>735217795
> Rectangle piece is a case.

>>735217911
im not asking for your index finger am i, and unless you got your name tattooed on your ass hole, pics

>>735218017
will pics of my faggoty ass hole work?

/>>735214816
the curved lines on it look like the wifi signal. is there a way to turn it on? try to figure out if it has wifi? could be a portable wifi booster or something?
Genuine serious reply

Its a dongle, OBVOIUSLY, OP, you massiv retard.

>>735217968
Meh, is my best guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br63xWD2R-I
Looks similar to the tabs this guy is using.

>>735218017
sorry anon, it's not going to happen, I am not posting any pics of myself here, I could just google a pic of a butt hole and send it, but I'd rather be honest.

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>>735217788
Listen here you little shit.
That is NOT a Plumbus.
I know a plumbus when I smell one.

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>>735217788

>>735214816
It's calobration weight complete with carry case

>>735217408
This is a "stinger," a type of router used in shaping the frontal opening in finger boxes.

>>735214816
thats the stick of godly power simply stick it up your ass to become god

>>735214816
Is it a key of some sort?

>>735214816
I would guess it is some sort of key. The metal part could be to make an electrical connection inside a lock. The case would keep it clean and protected.

lol forget this shit
>IᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT .ᑕOᗰ

>>735218326
OH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT
been so long i made a finger box i had forgoten, its a hand powered router

>>735218070
Makes me think it may be some sort of anti-shoplifting device, sensed by some electric device.

>>735218070
> As far as I know, not technological.

>>735214816
The dot on the tip is blue, your girlfriend is pregnant, you're fucked.

>>735218438
everyone knows fingerboxes arent real its simply a meme to get newfags to ask about it

>>735218619
thats where you are wrong, they were real, everyone had one. they just served no purpose

>>735217287
*holds up spork*

>>735214816
Looks like a RFID chip with a cool case. Or maybe a USB thing. Looks like the thin piece is stiff, but IDK. More pics please?

>>735214816
It it a block of metal that is to be worn on you at all times (hence the hole, which is a necklace loop, and cap) so that you can, when needed, take the metal part out and leave it in water(?) so as to kill bacteria?

PS I love this shit

>>735218404
what fraction of a rupee do you get for each one of your posts?

id need
more pics of it anon, you said you are in your room take a pic

>>735218792
4

>>735218807
i cant right now, all shall be revealed soon. AwaitTheFlamingSwastika

>>735218740
OHH SHIT OKAY OKAY I'LL POST ONE!! lmao if you're so interested in seeing it, you're gonna have to proof that you're not a crazy /b/tard, let's talk somewhere else

Bring to Reddit for a serious response

>>735218840
4? four? FOUR WHAT?
IS IT THE NUMBERATOR OR THE DEMONATOR?

>>735217408
oh I remember those, knocked a guy out with a jab straight to the temple, fucker didnt see it coming

>>735219018
just 4

>>735218947
Email me!!!! My names Katy and my email is [email protected]

>>735218323
That's the most plausible thing I've seen so far.

>>735219119
im a machinist and those things need to be accurate this isnt one, 100% no doubt

>>735219109
ok baby i send gud picters to yu

>>735219018
4 fractions of a rupee, illiterate.

>>735219109
holy crap >.> is that an MD5 Hash? call me Cody ^^

>>735218323
Don't think so -- too much of it is made of plastic, making a calibration weight out of plastic would be really stupid, too ease to get tiny bits chipped or scraped off, or particles/slivers imbedded

>>735216387
sparkplug

>>735219228
Well, I wouldn't trust the accuracy of anything plastic on medical equipment, but for a simple thing, like a kid's chemistry set, it would be good enough.

>>735219228
Keep yer dick in a vise.

>>735217247
Bit of rope-dealing-with hardware for rock climbing an shit?

عندما كنا صغارا كنا نأخذ تلك الأشياء ونذهب إلى المحل بينما كنا هناك كان صديقي يقول أننا يجب أن نصلي لذلك نحن التمسك لهم الحمار وهذا هو كل ما يمكنك القيام به مع تلك الأشياء

>>735214816
fuck you op you will never know now all because you didn't listen to me in the beginning and stick it in your ass you fucking faggot

that's one of them fancy hotel door key things

>>735219998
you need to fuck off you fag you posted too fast

>>735219998
you should've been
>>735219999

This driving me fucking nuts TELL US OP

>>735219253
you... wtf? xd dis anon not me! me [email protected]

>>735220776
soon my friend

>>735220167
i should of been.. ass?

>>735220861
no is me i have nice txt for u

>>735220879
i meant quads

>>735219700
Kek! I don't think that thing is going to end up in OP's ass /b/ro

>>735220973
imdying lmao

>>735221380
قريبا سوف أخي

>>735221394
i giv nice txt for u 2 wat is u mail name

>>735216102
some people like hair.

>>735217120
Donald Trump's buttplug?

>>735219119
No, calibration weights aren't attached to plastic and have their weight on them

>>735217247
>>735219617
Pretty sure its part of a pair of scissors with the blade removed, the pointy black bit would keep your index finger as the moving force when opening them.

>>735214816
Must be some rudimentary key for some development challenged kids toy.

>>735222442
sersiously, fuck off

looks like some sort of RFID chip... the lines on the 'handle' kinda look like radio wave logo

>>735222834
wrong

>>735214816
It's a ruler made of recycled vending machines

>>735222884
fuck off faggot hes right

>>735223019
no he's not i know what it really is

>>735219439

Don't forget to use yer safety squints!

>>735214816
Seriously fags? The collective knowledge of the Internet either doesn't know.. or more likely doesn't care, but I want to know what this is!!

>>735223467
key or chock

> Wow. Nobody can still figure this out? I'm depressed with you all..

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>>735223960
You have turned people off by refusing to provide more pictures.

The only person you should be disappointed with is yourself.

>>735214816

It's not an RFID key... why would it be so big? And metal?

The plastic is chepo-depot, so maybe a calibration or reset tool for some device?

Puzzled i am!

>>735216999
fuckin checkd, tripps has spoken

> It came from somewhere else. Trying to help another. I posted what they said. If there is ever updated info, I will deliver.

>>735224864

This

More info needed. Your locale, details about owner, etc.

A jpeg?

>>735214816

A child's Xylophone wand. There.

>>735225277
I gave info.
>UK.
>Person's bag for long time. Don't know/maybe remember what it is.
>Bottom blue piece is case.

>>735214816

A lollipop for Bender.

>>735225567

"Bag"... like a purse, backpack, suitcase? Person= student, kid, etc?

>>735225937
> College
> Bag could be purse or school bag.

>>735225567

A "key" for said bag? Just doesn't look strong enough to be usable for that purpose. Maybe like a key to reset a combo lock.

How about a bypass key to open a combo locker?

A bypass key is what I am leaning towards. For something that locks, but that doesn't really offer a lot of security. A shower locker or something like that.

>>735214816
https://streamable.com/9k0xw

>>735226355

sorry... not helping I know.

>>735214816

atlas locker key

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>>735225567
More pics you fucking moron.

WE. WANT. MORE. PICS.

Hoi is that so hard to understand? Were you born a natural retard, or have you had to practice at it?

>>735214816

Trolley Coin key

Have you tried putting it in your ass yet.

>>735226917

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735226917

wtf is a "trolly key" used for over in the UK? amerifag here.

>>735226917
>>735227004
Nah, wrong shape.

>>735227336
Trolley as in shopping cart. Some assfuck douchebag dickhole stores lock them to each other so you have to put a quarter in to unlock them (you get the quarter back when you put the cart away). The key goes in in place of the quarter, then twists to come out, so you can be an even bigger assfuck douchebag dickhole by not returning the cart *and* not leaving the quarter for whoever *does* return it.

Aldi is one store in the US that does this, though I'm sure there are others; it's just just for UKfags.

>>735227710
sorry... meant it's NOT just for UKfags...

>>735227710
Yeah. It's square. A trolley key/tool is round to shape a coin.

>>735227964

got it. Well fellow b/tard, I am at a loss.

As a locksmith, only thing I can come up with is that it does look like something cheaply made for a singular purpose... like a trolley key is.

>>735214816
its an antenna ,, most likely to be a GPS antenna

>>735228510
this, break open the handle with the frequency logo you'll find an rfid chip or gsm sim card.

>>735227710

ur freind... he/she ever need to use a micrometer for anything? Looks like a calibration for that. What are the dimensions of the metal bit?
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