Stripper thread, lets get it!

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>>735206556

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>>735207499

I'm going to my strip club for my first time in a couple weeks. My friend is younger than me and is begging for me to go with him. I don't like the idea of paying for a bone (I go home to a 9 every day). How much money to bring, and any general tips? Maybe a tip on even fucking one of them to make it worth my time?

>>735209953
Bring at least a few condoms. Almost every stripper will fuck for about $60. Just take her to a "private dance". If you don't ask to fuck she will just give you a lap dance but be upfront and tell her what you want. I wouldn't bring much more than $60 though. Also almost every door person will let you in without a cover if you're persistent. Especially if it's a girl. They only have her out there because she isn't hot enough to dance and fuck. Just be persistent and the cover is free almost always

>>735210260
Luckily, my friend is good friends with the owner. So we get free vip access.

>>735210428
Perfect. Yeah strippers are all sluts. They will fuck just about anybody for a few bucks.

>>735209953
Walk in and immediately take of your pants and call the bouncer a faggot. He will think that's hilarious and take you to the VIP area. Then grab all the pussy you can on the way there. Everyone will love you and you will be the hero of the night.

>>735210698
Wow, 60 dollars? It's quite a lot. If you go to a street hooker, there are really good looking ones, you can have everything for about 30-40$.

>>735210773
Will do

>>735210260

>>735210898
Bro, where do you fuckers live. Here in Houston they want $120-300.
They want more than actual hookers.

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>>735212193
Italy, home of spaghetti, hand gestures, Berlusconi and, as it seems, cheap hookers.

I'm in Hollywood.

60 dollars???? Try 600 to 2000

>>735212193
Agree, and can confirm. Been in clubs all over the south. Also wife stripped for a while. Not all strippers will fuck for money some play the game well enough to con you out of 500+ and never touch your dick. These girls are the 8-10s that you would want to pay to fuck. Sure you might get laid for 60.. but she will not have all her teeth.

>>735213663
Picture of said wife

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enjoy

>>735213663

Lol your wife has aids

>>735215351
That's a dude

>>735206942
Why? Why can't you go be a faggot somewhere else? Maybe get aids or cancer or get set on fire or something?

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>>735215585
*was

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gives shitty bj for tips but her body is too perfect

>>735209953
Any more stories/advice?

>>735216072
Digits

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>>735216072

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>>735216303

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>>735216458

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>>735216542

>>735216566
Pls keep going.

>>735216566
Tell me you have wins....

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>>735216566

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>>735217514

>>735217580
Please dump whole set/post her SC

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moar?

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>>735218679

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have about 15 moar of her

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anyone wanna see her get naked?

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anybody?

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you guise srs?

post her getting dp'd rn or gtfo.

this softcore shit doesnt do anything for me anymore

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>>735219024

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well i may keep poasting anyways..

>MFW this thread makes me realize why they keep it so dark in strip clubs