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Here's your next president, say something nice.

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Here's your next president, say something nice.
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show feet pls
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Write a book about your time in prison.
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>>735203667
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>>735203515

Mr. Pence, I think it's really charming that you call your wife "Mother"
and that you refuse to meet alone with a woman.
With all this retro 19th century outlook, you're really in style!
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>>735203515
His hair is white as snow
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>>735203750
Rekt
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OKAY WHO CAME IN MR. PENCES HAIR AGAIN
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>>735203515
>>735203515
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>>735203515
what in the snowflake is this?
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>>735203886


See


>>735203740
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>>735203515
probably worse for the country than even trump cause pence is a religious nut and actually has a clue on how to get things done.....bad things...very bad things
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>>735203515
Better than Trump, whether you're a Republican or Democrat. Especially if you're a Republican.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JBf8REp0Xw
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>>735203515
his hair sure is white. that's a nice color.
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>>735203515
>I'm obviously gay as hell to everyone
>but I let religion tell me to marry and put up with this obnoxious self-righteous cunt for the purposes of breeding more followers
>so no one else should be able to be gay either
That's a self-hating closeted fag if there ever was one.
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>>735203515

What are the odds that he's secretly gay and only oppressed gay people so nobody would find out?
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>>735203982


Yeah, but if Drumpf gets das boot, you can almost guarantee that Dems will take the Senate and House. He'll be a reverse Obama and it'll be glorious.
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>>735204035
he looks exactly like fucking captain murphy. wait a minute. that means all the normies will start watching sealab and ruining my nostalgia again. we can't allow this to happen, anon
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>>735204138


Self hating fag. He wouldn't be the first.
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>>735203515

"I'll make an excellent president!
Unlike Trump, I'll be able to take a hit
without having to punch back on Twitter!"
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>>735204263
Race Bannon from Johnny Quest.
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>>735203515
This guy thinks the earth is literally only 6,000 years old and men and dinosaurs lived together. 6,000 years ago.

And this guy will have the power to set america's education policy for between 4 to 8 years.

Goodbye america. Even the pakis will outsmart you all soon.
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>>735204430
And he'll be race banning from johnny's chest
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>>735203990
True.
But Trump is essentially a burner. He has no ideology, as everyone knows, Trump is just for Trump. But, he will go along with what he is told by his advisors, so for now, he is useful, especially because we can then disavow him as an outsider with no values, which is clear, when we need to, and differentiate the party as the moral authority against him when necessary. He doesn't give a shit either way. Realize Dems, oust Trump, and it'll still be Pence and the same advisors making the same decisions.
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>>735204438

Yeah, it's gonna suck. It's gonna suck even more the sheer number of diabeetus morons he's gonna get to vote for him.
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>>735204140
Either way dems have to wait for the next election to get any power. You lot didn't bother voting to keep trump out of office, why should we believe next election will be any different. You'll likely choose more unelectable representatives.

That and trump won't get impeached, and it's literally laughable that anyone thinks he will.
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Fuk dat kock sucka
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>>735204919


Maybe yes, maybe no. Maybe go fuck yourself.

You're right. The R party doesnt have the stones to impeach. However, the pressure will cause Trump to resign and run screaming back to Trump Tower.

I think, I hope, the apathy vote is dead and gone. If so, the Ds will run things for awhile and it's gonna be more autistic screeching and poop flinging, only from the other side of the aisle.
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>>735204919
>dems have to wait for the next election to get any power

They don't need power. The repubs can't even pass their own agendas and are so consumed with scandal/investigation that they're frozen.
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>>735205370
>are so consumed with scandal/investigation
are you positive you're not thinking of demcorats?
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>>735205281
It isn't about having the balls, it's about being able to justify it. Only ideology blind leftists think impeaching now is justified. Just like only ideology blind righties were with Obama.
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>>735204919
That's why I'm voting Johnson/Hanks 2020
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>>735205281
>Trump Tower.
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>>735205281
>The R party doesnt have the stones to impeach

At a 15% popularity, that's another story. Future elections are being considered. 10%, he's out.
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>>735205464
>health care replacement
>tax reform
>infrastructure investment

Yup, pretty sure I'm talking about repugs, lol
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>>735205495

There's a case to be made for obstruction. If they can trip Clinton up about a blowie, they can get Trump for mucking about in the Russia mess.
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>>735205732
all those things sound good. what's your point?
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He's a fucking fagoo god-believer. Everyone hates god-believers. Hope he dies soon from sucking on dicks, as so many god-goyas do!
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>>735205732

The problem is, the Republicans can't even agree on any of those party favorites.
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>>735205994

That repugs are so incompetent and paralyzed that they can't even pass their own agenda with majorities in all three branches, lol.
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Satanist nigger gay aids welfare drugs liberal cum drinking.
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>>735203667
pray the gay away, shitbird
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>>735206326

Oh, and that Dems don't need any power because the repugs are suck fuck-ups. The right has wasted a congressional session and will give it up in 2018 from the inevitable voter backlash.
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>>735205464
Are you really so partisan that you ignore Republican scandals and pretend they're happening to Democrats? Has Trump's "I know you are but what am I?" mentality infected the entire party?

If Clinton had won and all of these things (Russian ties, possible collusion, firing the FBI director investigating the issue after he wouldn't drop it, etc.) the Republicans in charge of the Congress that are saying there's "Nothing to see here, move along" would have already drawn up articles of impeachment on her.
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>>735206326
i don't expect shit to magically be fixed 6 months after the new president is in office. what happened to all you shitbirds saying it takes the first 4 years to fix whatever the last president did? guess it doesn't fit your agenda now does it
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>>735206430


This
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>>735206532


It does, but Herr Drumpf wants to skip the foreplay altogether. So far it's been a shit show and it's glorious.
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>>735206507
>implying the democrats didn't riot in the streets like a bunch of babies the second he got elected
all you guys do is cry. i haven't seen a single piece of evidence linking trump to russia. not one piece. bring me some fucking credible evidence and i'll give you a worthwhile opinion, instead of this blatant speculation your party throws blindly at all parts of the day.
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>>735206759
>So far it's been a shit show and it's glorious.
i'll agree with that.
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>>735206804


The problem is, you fucktards keep moving the goal posts. NOTHING will ever be good enough. So no, fuck you, do your own leg work.
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The cool thing is how we've castrated Trump. He is the ultimate predator. He isn't used to getting raped. Thank you liberal left America! Youare still THE All-American Badass Motherfuckers of this country!!
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>>735207482
do what leg work? looking into something that isn't there? limitless options for your nonsense. take your fake news back to CNN
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>>735207514


Yeah that whole rebuttal and siccing his lawyer was weak sauce. I'm surprised there hasn't been a Twitter meltdown yet.
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>>735204138
>Opressed Gay people
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>>735207641


This sustains me. Keep crying, your tears are delicious.
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>>735206804
>i haven't seen a single piece of evidence linking trump to russia. not one piece

How does the Trump© Kool-Aid taste?

>Best part is how they all lied about their connections until caught and then were like "Oh, you meant THOSE secret meetings with Russian ambassadors/spies/bankers? I forgot about those" - Trump administration has collective amnesia but ONLY when it comes to Russia?
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>>735204438
Yeah we need scientific education. Did you know about the gender spectrum? It's science.
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>>735207646
its not 5am
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>>735207761


>fake jews


Face it, nothing will convince these inbred skinheads that Glorious Leader is a piece of lying shit.
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>>735207482

pic related, moving the goal posts
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>>735207761
sounds similar to a group of classified emails people were so vehemently defending. that's right bitch, tit for tat
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>>735207994


I think they're mechanized.
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>>735208013
Who's the president again? Oh right, special snowflake, that's who.
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>>735208013

"Yeah, the man we elected conspired to trade favors with a foreign enemy. But private email server, so there!!"
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>>735207514
are you severly autistic?
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>>735208234
but the person who YOU were voting for wasn't. keep telling yourself that. Haiti. cough cough
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>>735208161
yes our glorious president who has to deal with your nonsensical horseshit. go change your tampon out
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>>735208428
>>735208234
>>735207994

I see we're on step four here. Running out of steps
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>>735208013
>Mishandling classified documents

vs

>Conspiring with an foreign adversary to subvert our democratic elections and install a puppet into the office of the Presidency that will poison our ties to our NATO allies, allowing Russia free reign to seize more power and land throughout Europe and Asia as we surrender our position as leaders of the free world

Sure, seems about equal to me
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>>735208596
i like this conversation because it always goes nowhere. you say one thing without any evidence to back it up and resort to meaningless psychological evaluations to provide insight to people on the mindset of the typical trump voter. meanwhile in reality, nobody except you and your liberal friends give a fuck about ties to russia because there has been no rationale behind any of your assumptions. stay cucked
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>>735208548


A foreign government conspiring against America to get this retard elected is totes no biggie, you're right. That mushroom cloud? Eh, no biggie.
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>>735208940
now we're talking about what's fair? lmao get over it, nigger. this isn't the place for your equality speech bitch
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>>735207761
>Oh shit! They've got a picture - with ARROWS!!!
>SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

Seriously, fuck Trump, but that infographic is garbage.
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>>735203515
>comey admits to leaking info about investigation to some uni professor
>"he didn't deserve to be fired!"

what the fuck?
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>>735209045
Should I have included a link for the definition of "sarcasm"?
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wait was it revealed that trump fired comey when the fbi was investigating him wrt russia? did comey admit trump told him to stop investigating fynn and russia? what happened??
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>>735209045
Who said anything about fair? He was pointing out how poor your argument is. Stop spouting librul memes.
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>>735209155
Yeah! What with it showing direct ties between the Trump administration and Russia!

>but them arrows
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>>735209181


>leaked

This argument proves you weren't even paying a little attention. That question came up, almost verbatim. The answer? Nothing I released was classified, I went our of my way to make sure of it.

Keep trying snowflake, you'll make a thought one day.
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>>735209232
nah but a tl;dr is always welcome cuz ain't no fucking body reading all that shit.
>>735209298
who's shouting? this is a text based mongolian fishing board. i'm not sure you know where you are. sounds like you're getting real frustrated though. gl with that
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>>735203515
Funny thing is Pence is gonna run for President after Trump's second term and Pence is gonna win.
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>>735206507
>>735206804

Both of your parties are whiny hypocrites. Both sides say "Well if the Republicans did/Democrats did this" while being totally ignorant that the same stuff happens over and over and over and both sides are guilty of it. The clown show that is American politics is fucking sickening and both of you are why.
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>>735209181
He took the UNCLASSIFIED memos (that belonged TO HIM) and gave them to his friend to put out AFTER he'd already been fired and was a PRIVATE CITIZEN using his FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH

Did that clear it up for you?
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>>735209697
my "conservative" vote came from 8 years of Obama being shoved down my throat as the greatest thing since sliced bread. and then you motherfuckers have the balls to put up hillary. never go full retard
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>>735209635

I dunno man, all this infighting and Trumptarded mess has had the opposite effect Repugs were hoping for. It won't be the 16 shitshow, but it'll be close.
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>>735209507
>>735209847
He was obviously trying to influence the investigation to get back at the Trump admin for being (rightfully) fired.
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>>735209996


Hooboy... euthanasia sounds good right about now.
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>>735209635
>libtards think we wanted trump
the only reason to elect trump was so once he's gone pence will reign supreme and start locking up niggers, zapping gays, and stopping abortion. liberals are so fucking dumb
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>>735203515
Surprised Trump has lasted this long. Pence was always the choice of the elite and he will take power soon enough.
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>>735209537
>shouting
I was going to criticize you for not actually reading what other people were saying, but I guess you just can't read that well, so it's not your fault.

>>735209697
Dems and Republicans are both cucks for corporate bribes and are partially retarded, no one's arguing that. The thing is, though the Republicans are *much* more cucked, much more retarded, and are runningg off fake "Christian values" and profiting off of class warfare.
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>>735209888
I wasn't a fan of some of Obama's policies but I'm missing him now that I see what an actual shit-show of a Presidency really is.
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