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Its me again. Going to that prostitute in an hour.

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Its me again.

Going to that prostitute in an hour.
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>>735197235
enough, its making me sad.
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I chose that one.

Others were mean on the phone.

I even got special condoms - lowest I could get on the international market.

Wanna something special? I am here until I go.
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>>735197235
Kek
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>>735197235
what's wrong with your dick? fimosis?
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Is that ur dick in hard mode ?
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>>735197235
Kek'd hard. Is that really your penis?
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with onions, bacon, and tomatoes we could eat that sausache
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Show how it looks hard
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So is it hard or soft now i dont get it fellas
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I can roll him into this so he dissappers
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>>735198022
answer questions OP
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how much inch do u got when its hard ?
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>>735197738
Nothing is wrong, I was born with small dick, that's all.
>>735197790
No.
>>735197812
Yes
>>735197943
Hard mode is reserved for this prosti>>735197597
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you really gotta tell us if thats hard or not
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>>735197597
how much?
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>>735197235
Holy shit that must be less that 2 inches when you pull back the ant eater, I feel so sorry for you dude.
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i give they guy above me thumbs up !!
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>>735198219
around $40 in your currency for an hour
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ye i have 17cm and i feel totally fine how about you guys ?
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>>735197235
How long is it hard?
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17cm hard
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>>735198439
6.69291 inches
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>>735198283
jesus christ thats cheap... worryingly cheap. what country you from?
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Go OP go
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im from Croatia so you think 17cm are that small all the girls i had said that i pleasured them pretty well never had problems having good sex
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>>735198535
Slavic!!!
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>>735198283
aids is coming
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honestly i think your dick is amazing and i wanna see more of it
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>>735198672
That is standard price here in this region. You can have even cheaper girls.
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Delivering
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>>735198897
Why do you have a gremlin dick?
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Op are you a grow'er, not a show'er?

I only ask because I am, and people can't believe my cock can grow to its fully erect size. Im max 2 inches flacid, and can also roll/push it inside me so it disappears.
But then when hard, I grow to 7.5 inches and girls have said I have a massive cock. I know girls lie about that but still, I don't feel inadequate.

Pic related
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6.6 inches isn't bad for hard, OP
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>>735197235
you from pripyat?
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does anyone know how to cure phimosis?

i keep seeing all these people with foreskins that can roll back and it looks alien to me
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i'd ask if you can post a cum pic but you're going to the prostitute in an hour. but, hey, maybe it'd help you last longer.
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>>735198977
When it is hard it is only slicely bigger in growth and is long between 5-5,5inch, approximately 6-6,5 from pelvis bone and when 110% before orgasm.
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>>735198977
I mean 7.5 is pretty big. Pretty sure a very low percentage have equal to or larger than 7.5 inches.
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maik?
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>>735199062
I can deliver when I come back and somehow I will leave, or she will kick me out. I do not know. Mayhbe out of stress I will chicken out and panic cause she might laugh or think it's small penis. Plus how is she gonna manage him? Huh? I am already stressing out,.
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>>735199267
i mean, i love your dick. i'm sure you'll be fine.
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>>735199380
Why do you love my dick?

I have fucked up self esteem cause of that... Man... Why?
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>>735198610
>Croatia
Don't you have other problems to worry about? Like living in a shithole that no one knows about?
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>>735199446
idk man, it just looks nice. the foreskin is awesome, i've never seen foreskin that long, and i love that. plus it's a nice size. dicks that are too big suck to work with. if it's sized like yours, it's very easy to give you all the pleasure you could take without hurting me.

but overall, it just looks nice to me.
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>>735199717
I had to learn how to give good head and foreplay to maintain a relationship with it...

Anyway, even when as girl says she liked it I know every time that she lied. I mean, how could it be true?

There is only one thing good with that sized cock - anal. No pain, easy going, actually I can believe in anal pleasure with it. But never vaginal... Too small.
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>>735200000
nice quints partner. and anyone who thinks that's too small is just kinda dumb.

if you ever wanna post more pics, feel free. i love that thing.
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>>735200000
five same numbers
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>>735200000
witnessed! quints checked!
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>>735200000
Holy quints.

And you know, not all girls gets aroused by big penises or cares about penis size in general even though everyone on here makes it seem that way.
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Croatia isnt a Shithole buddy
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Is 18.5-19cm good or I'ts too big?
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>>735200273
lolz wut
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i would say its perfect im 17cm
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>>735200338
I've got about the same and it sometimes hurts my gf if i go all the way in, especially hard and fast. But not if shes very very horny and close to cumming. I'd say it's good, at least not too small lol
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>>735197235
is that your pipi buddy? thats a pretty sad pipi
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Yeah i know that my gf told me that it hurts when i took her doggy or put her legs up
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>>735199999
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>>735198897
I kind of feel bad but this is making me laugh so hard.
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>>735197235
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dont be a dick he cant do shit for his dick size
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>>735199121
Dude that's a pretty normal sized member then. You don't have to feel too bad about that.
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>>735197235
wtf is wrong with your dick
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https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/full
dick measurement
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>>735199121
bigger than mine ;_;
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>>735200126
For you
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>>735201008
oh wtf dude you have a normal dick
5 is like average, of course people are going to make fun of you when it's soft
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>>735198897
this is not how you measure. press the ruler on the bone above your dick.
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>>735201008
thank you!! look at that thing, that head looks so shiny and nice~
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11 cm its okay mate
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>>735200000
Quiiiiiiints
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Don't fall for this shit ... Slavs don't use inch measurements...
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he isnt a slav lol
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>>735201095
>>735201146
So if it's ok, why do I have so much problem with my self esteem with my dick?

It's 6inch when I feel orgasm coming. And sometimes is rock hard cause you know, not much room for all the blood.
>>735201146
What else can I do? I would show it to you if you lived close hahaha
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>>735201229
>>735201309
I am, but how am I going to communicate with most people here?

I know, we use cm/m and kg
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dude its fine go to that prostitute and fuck her
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you better tell us the story of the whore when you get back op
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>>735201331
Because you build it up in your head. Your dick is average, maybe even above average since pressing slightly against pubis is standard measurement and you are 6.6inches there..
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The prostitute probably has some STD even if she doesn't admit it. I wouldn't do it.
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put a rubber on
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>>735201331
because you are a beta
it's not the size baby it's the motion of the ocean
ask your whore when you get erect if it's average (after you fuck her of course)
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>>735197235
im going to imortalise you on pixelcanvas
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>>735197597
Nasty fucking prostitute. Looks like a trap missing his dick. Face probably looks like a chemical concoction of trailer parks, black dick and meth. If this is all you could find, you fucking fail at Backpage.
Are you gonna give her oral? Let us know what herpes and AIDS tastes like.
MFW 5 minutes after she's gone, you're regretting the money you spent on that trash and wish you had just masturbated instead. Of all the things you could spend money on, you spend it on a whore, and a fucking nasty looking one at that. You're a fucking loss.
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>>735201826
thank you
>>735201808
I am not sure if it is a good fucking idea to go there to be honest

I thought maybe if I do that my self esteem will rise a little
>>735201595
Any cure for what I built?
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we got a 2 incher here right above me
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>>735201331
Loads if people think their dick is small when it actually isn't it is a typical guy thing.

Both in medical terms and in terms of average dick size you are perfectly fine. Shit I thought you were like just over 2 inches erect or something.
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>>735201008
Christ, man. Get so easy monistat cream and put it on your dick and keep that shit clean and dry. I feel like I can smell it from here. Gross
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>>735197597
>I am here until I go
we all are, anon
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>>735201924
well then don't fuck the whore and feel reassured by the internet that your cock size is fine and go pick up a slut at a bar for basically free and QUIT BEING SUCH A CUCK I CAN TELL BY YOUR DICK COLOR THAT YOU ARE FAIR SKINNED AND WE NEED TO STAY THE DOMINATE RACE DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE AT ALL IN THE MOTHERLAND WE NEED YOUR SEMEN TO IMPREGNATE ARYAN AND ASIAN WOMEN QUIT FUCKING AROUND BEING BETA OR YOU'LL END UP SETTLING WITH A NEGRESS AND YOU'LL WEAKEN OUR GENES YOU BITCH BE A MAN
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>>735199012
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>>735201924
1. Stop watching porn involving males, watch solo female or lesbian porn.

2. Whenever you feel bad about your peepee remind yourself that you are average, normal.

3. Stop obsessing about dick size, do you think you will be happy when you are old about spending all this time thinking about the dimensions of your fucking dick?

4. There is nothing you can do about your size, thus there is no reason to even think about it.
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>>735202331
Shit, you got me on that race dominance. For the motherland my friend. Further and further.

Umm, I have never actually picked up a girl. I was always being picking up since I am little shy when it comes to meeting new people at first.
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>>735201008
dude ur fine ur just a grower not a shower. 5-6 inches is normal, and so what i shrink my dick inside out when its cold.
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>>735199012
get aut of her stalker
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>>735202566
serious question- do you have friends? and do you smoke?
If yes: go out with said friend(s) and get some drinks at a bar. See cute girl smoking a cigarette, strike up conversation. Be observational (Choose a cliche that could apply: "Wow I like the way you did your hair, was that difficult?", "Do you come to this place often? I do/don't" , "Oh you smoke these cigarettes? I have a friend who does" to break ice)
Ice is broken, continue convo. Follow the FORD method of conversation (look it up).

???

get laid
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>>735200588
show us urs u pussy
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>>735203086
as an addendum- after striking up convo, ask her if you can buy her a drink. If she isn't a cunt she'll feel obligated to talk to you for longer and it'll buy you time.
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>>735203086
what if he doesnt
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>>735198897
Dat fat pad doh... If you lose some weight your dick won't look so tiny.
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>>735203351
well then I can't help him, I'm just stating a successful way to go about it from experience
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>>735203027
cheeki breeki v damke!
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>>735200000
What a good cunt... head game makes all the difference, I honestly feel so fucken spoilt when dudes put effort into eating me. Would rather an average dick with great head than big dick with no effort.
Yr dick looks all good, not huge but most dudes have average sized dicks anyway... if its 7.5" hard thats bigger than most.
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