ask a gynecologist anything

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>>735195619
>gynecoLOGist

>>735195619
male or female?

>>735195619
Why does my gf always have light bleeding after we fuck?

Have you ever had any type of sexual contact with one of your patients?

What was the nastiest case you treated?

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>>735195699
Dubs logged
Throat clogged

>>735195724
male

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>>735195619
Are you familiar with Vulvodynia? If yes, what can we do to make things better faster? Thanks.

>>735195832
She got herpes from the nigger that is banging her while you are out.

>>735195832
it's not deontologically correct to make a diagnosis online and with such a ridiculous lack of details

Oil based or water based lube?

>>735195619
Do you ever get a boner when you are working with a patient?

>>735196005
apart from touching their vaginas, you mean?

>>735195619
Has anyone tried to seduce you during an exam?

why did you become a gynecologist?

>>735196170
Probably she doesn't love you anymore, sorry

>ask a gynecologist anything
why aren't you answering other peoples questions?

>>735196564
water for sex, oil for massage
even your grandma knows it

>>735196836
Becoming a gynecologist was the only way for op to touch a pussy.

>>735195619
patient ratio of hot chicks vs gross chicks...

>>735196858
What's that got to do with anything?

>>735197119
this.

How old are your youngest patient?

>>735195619
have you seen some intersex people

>>735196641
it can happen, but it's got nothing to do with their pussy, it's more about the chit-chat during the act

>>735197309
=)

>>735195619
How do you deal with the bad smells?

>>735195619
Has it been obvious to you that a patient is really turned ok when I do an exam ? For example : really wet? girlcum present?moaning ? squirming ? Receiving your hand well?

>>735196728
actually yes, once

>>735196836
I think because it's the branch of medicine where you handle more "happy events" and less suffering. and because of the pussy, of course

>>735197309
I won't feed your dirty fantasies, sorry

>>735197856
Green text nigger

>>735195619
What is the ratio of hot chicks to old ladies/whales?

Do you beat off to your patients?

>>735197209
sometimes, if she feels pain during sex it means she doesn't want to fuck you anymore. no doctor will tell you that

>>735195724
Nice

>>735197374
no

>>735196426
What details do you want? Sometimes there's gross little chunks that look like boogers. I know we have a strain of hpv but she said it's been going on since before we got together and I know the hpv came from me because I am a sloot. She's always super tight but she doesn't have any lubrication issues.

>>735198455
>What is the ratio of hot chicks to old ladies/whales?
>Do you beat off to your patients?
This and this.

>>735197593
I simply don't, as anybody else

>>735197856
uhh, details!

>>735197618
no, it's not a situation where a woman (nor the male doctor) could get excited. some women are extremely embarrassed, others try to joke or be more talkative, almost looking like they are flirting, but they're not

>>735198632
Also the boogers may be my cum mixing with the blood as they look like what happens when you beat off in the shower only bloody

>>735195619
gf said she had hpv years ago and some sort of laser treatment to burn the scars off? i eat her out a few times a month. any problems with this?

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>>735195619
Lets fuck this up X'D

https://chat.whatsapp.com/AvltaJiuJF23Wy5p5VrNaA

the urologist op was way more interesting.... tell us some good stuff.

>>735198455
well, what is the ratio when you walk on any street of any town? I guess 20% hot women, 40% fuckable and 40% of...well...you name it

>>735199031
Yes, enjoy your throat cancer, anon.

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>>735199210
>uroLOGist

>>735196642
Well there's an examination and then there's obvious finger banging

>>735198390
green text? green text

>47 years old patient, routine exam
>she's a 7/10 (if you are into mature women), we talk a bit
>she undresses
>I ask her if she's sexually active
>"I am, but not as much as I would" smiling
>She asks me what I think about their labia
>She is totally shaved and she's got big labia
>I caress them and tell her it's ok
>exam is over, she says "too bad" smiling

that's all. being a gynecologist is not that fun

>>735199210
I guess dicks and assholes are way more interesting than pussies

>>735200614
Did u touch her clit?

>>735200819
en passant

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>>735200614
>gynecoLOGist

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>>735198473
Fair enough, but she has pain while wearing jeans, when sitting up, during a gyno visit. That too is because she doesn't want to fuck me? hmm?

>>735202460
Dude, get over it. Your GF is fucking some giant cock nigga. Thats why she feels pain all the time....

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you lot can thx me later
>i FUCK tonight.com

What percentage of girls shave their coochies vs full bush? How is this affected by age?

What do you look for in a woman?