What are You /b ?

>>735179460
haha I joined this website last week! guess I'm some kind of a newbie aren't I haha hi guys!!

>>735179460
I'm a newfag. Started coming here summer 2016.

>>735179693

I'll join in the future. 2020 maybe.

>>735179693
lol so ,I joined last week as well XD

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Tfw am death

>>735179460
Dead

oldfag, 2003 here

>>735179807
haha cool! I don't even know how to register here to have my name and some emojis so people can add me as a friend! Amd what's this captcha thing? So annoying xD

>>735180155
i heared they got maymays here!!

>>735179807
>>735180155
>>735180378


Samefag

>>735179460
whats with b turning into a tranny faggot board.

>>735180378
It's not maymay you silly! xD! It's meem I learned that from Instagram haha

>>735180449
Not really

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>>735179460

NF's Can't TF

>>735180604
Yeah really

I started lurking for porn then stayed for the cancer around 2013

>>735179460
I don't see Judy Hopps on that timeline.

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>>735180810
Of course

>>735180939
You can do basic phtoshop tasks. Are you proud of yourself yet?

>>735179460
No mid fag? This thing is just to make oldfags feel nice

I am an oldfag, ive been around just before Trump even got elected. And just like someone mentioned - i too hate what 4 chan has becmoe, especially since like mid march this year. Shame...

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>came to 4ch in mid-2006 because I heard there were Pokemon Diamond and Pearl leaks on /b/
>haven't left since
That was 11 years ago.
You get to a point where terms like "newfag" and "oldfag" lose all meaning and you're left with the realization that through your life, friends and lovers have come and gone, but 4ch is always here for you.

I love you guys.

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>>735181301
I feel you anon.

>>735181301
sounds like you decided to stay inside and use the internet all day in multiply devices instead of socializing in the real world .

>>735181505
me too, 2004 oldfag here, came to see porn 1st time in my life...

>>735179460


2009

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>>735181301

I came in 2004 and never really saw any reason to leave...

My life in normal outside 4chan. A job in engineering with business trips abroad, a wife, no kids yet though (I'm 30 now) etc., the usual stuff.

It HAS lost its meaning though but then again, it never HAD any meaning either in 2004. I've always hated the "newfag/oldfag" shit because back in 2004 it was just...people, doing creative stuff instead of fighting or getting offended.

Internet has changed too but I like it nevertheless, would be boring to see it stagnate :)

>>735181512
I haven't been on 4ch every second for the past 11 years, dude, and like
>>735181756 I have a normal functional life outside of 4ch, it's just surprising how much of a constant this site has been in my life. Know what I mean?

>>735182157
thats because you keep coming back to it

>>735181546
How, what? I arrived about 2004 too, but couldn't you just pick up a magazine or google it? Google had basically no filter back then, even with safe search on it would find you everything.

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The Cesspool

>>735179460
>only newfaps or above post to this.

>newfags self

I am an oldfag, ive been around just before Trump even got elected. And just like someone mentioned - i too hate what 4 chan has becmoe, especially since like mid march this year. Shame...

i joined a few weeks ago, i don t understand this dubs thing . i see people post in every thread?? is it acronim or somthing?

>>735182157

>Know what I mean?

Absolutely, it's just there and there's enough entertainment, shock value, discussion about news, foreign people etc. to keep me really, really entertained!

Oldfag reporting in, been here since early 2002.

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>>735183028

>Launched: October 1, 2003; 13 years ago

>>735181301
This.

This place is my fucking hug box

>>735179460
Moot is a cock sucking faggot

Newfag 2011

Oldfag reporting in

Mostly lurking around here.

2017 January, probably oldfag by now

"The Cesspool"
Sounds about right

>>735180798
haha I don't know what NF or TF stands for, but I can do that picture!!
look
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I did it three times because it looks cooler! :D

Well i was born in 2005 so i guess im an oldfag:D

>>735179807
Xd, haha,good one my friend!

>>735179460

note how the time of /pol/s creation falls into the cancer era

>>735181301
I love you too anon

old fag, discovered this back in high school
might come back once or twice a year to see how different this place has become

>>735181301
Are you me? Found this place on Christmas break 2005. Been coming here regular since 07. At times I sing the cheers theme song in my head but with different lyrics when I think of 4chan... "Always welcome where nobody knows your name."

someone help me, i don't speak japanese

>>735179460
I came here March of this year, so yes I'm a newfag.

>>735179693
Oh! Me too!
A/S/L?

Oldfag hardly, 2006...I thought the original troll and his little successful business suit was pretty lame until that dumb fucking face came out

>>735179460
I started browsing here before free trade was removed on RuneScape and before the rage face cancer really took off, so I guess I'm an oldfag.

>>735179460
newfag class of 2008

lets set this once for all
no oldfag is a moral fag
and we have so many oldfags here
but whenever someone post cp
everybody calls mods
what a discrepancy.

>>735179460
Young Oldfag (end 2006)

>>735179460
Newfags using emojis is a gift from god. dësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësudësu

I've been diggin' into crates ever since I was living in space<
Before the rat race, before monkeys had human traits<
I mastered numerology and big bang theology<
Performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology<
Invented the mic so I could start blessing it<
Chin-checkin' kids to make my point like an impressionist<
Many men have tried to shake us<
But I twist mic cords in double helixes and show them what I'm made of<
I buckle knees like leg braces<
Cast a spell of instrumentalness on all of you emcees who hate us<
So you can try on, leave you without a shoulder to cry on, from now to infinity, let icons be bygones<
I firebomb, ghostly notes haunt this<
I tried threats, but moved on to a promise<
I stomp shit, with or without an accomplice and<
Run the gauntlet with whoever that wants this<

>>735179460

ye olde faggot

2005

Oldfag. I've been banned by Moot AND by Snacks. I've been here through times of war and peace and all in between. And will be here until the government decides to actually use the lists that we're all assuredly on to round us all up and exterminate us.

I remember donate or die.
I was here on the day of desudesu.
I was one of the many in Pool's Closed.

I am the Ancient One.

>>735180798
O͚̝̗̭̣͕͍͇̳̝̟ͯͯ̂̉ͭ̌ͯ͋̀́N̵̶͍̮͇̫̩̫͚͔͖̫ͯ̿̓͂́̀́L̛̤̥̰̮͓̫̪͈̖͚̤̮͓͚̮̱̋ͨ̇̈́̉̆ͣ͂͠Ÿ̝̬͍͙̞͇͔́̊ͦͫ͐ͭ̉̀̕͘͠ ̶̛̙̘̠̟͕̠̘̮̘̮͕͍͕͔͇̖̎͌̋̓̒̂̂ͤ̃͒̏ͨͅN̘͔̥̜̪̒̊ͭͮ̈ͮͬ͊̈́͂͒ͤ́E͖͇̺̖͎̦̼̺̹͚̥͗̽̐̐́̕̕͠͞ͅW̞̻̰̭̱̙̩͓̘͖̥̘̼̯̠̱̠͈͐ͭͤͧ̊͊͂͗ͫ̿ͧ́̌ͬ͋͜F͎̺̦̭̳̻̞͖͉̫̭ͮ̾̋͛̀͐̾̇ͣ̾ͤ̆ͬͮͨ̚̕ͅA̘͕͙̥͆ͨ̓̐͢͜͜͝G̵̵̬͉̰̬̖̬͇͋ͤͮ̉̉̈ͧ̉͊ͯS̸̡̗̞͔͈̥̞̗̪̼̰͖̖͙̩͎͎̊ͭ͑ͣ̑ͯ̏̄ͬ͂̔̈ͣ͋̀͆ͬ̃̕ ̨̧̧̹̬͉̪̠ͬ̂ͬ̓̓͒̐̌̓̄ͣ͒͢T̜͙̪̥͚̯͋̄̆ͨ̈́̀ͩ̚͜͡R̸͇̹͖̤̭̪̝̹̯̞̙̭̤̠̺ͬͣͪͯ̃͗ͤͧ͊ͮ̋ͦ͂ͯ͝͞I̤̱̭̯̗̭̖̱͓̖̤ͪ͒̍̐͡F̧͎̩̜̦̘ͤͯͤ̔ͦͤ̈̆̾͌ͨͩ͒̃̚͝O̢̻̥͈̜̺̮͍͎̳͖͌͗̐́̏̇ͣ͐ͣ̚R̢̠̘̻̩͕̼̺̟̦̯̦̠ͬͪͪͨ̒ͧ̀̚͞Ċ̶̯̩͎̺̖͓̝̺̤̘̯̭̙̝̫̻͉̣̂̒̐̆ͫͦ͑͐̒̋ͬ͜ͅE̵͍̼̖͎͎̤͉̻̤͖̟̫̗͉̖̮͙͎ͮ͗ͯͦͯ̓ͩ̀

>>735179997
How you hear about this place then?

September 14th, 2004.
Only reason I remember it is because a friend of mine moved to another city on the same day.

2005, I remember coming here my senior year of high school when Ebaums was becoming gay

Little did I know 12 years later this place would become even gayer

>>735189349
he's m00t

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>>735179460
https://discord.
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gg/ctagmQE

a niggerfaggot

Only been here since june of 2015. I'm here almost every single day.

i joined literally ages ago.. like way back. going quite a bit back on this one... i dont even remember it. i dont think my mom and dad even remember me then. must have been under the bush administration

>>735179693
>>735179807
>>735179758
fucking normies!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>735191833
YOU DIDN'T EVEN CAPITALIZE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735179460
I'm an ultra-newfag. Joined 2017. Learnin' fast though.

>>735192018
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Oldfag; 2006

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>>735191833
GET OUT YOU IMPOSTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUR KIND ARENT WELCOME HERE

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