Post whatever text in the thread and I'll read it on YouTube

>>735176827
catshit smells better when the mom is cooking

Hitler did nothing wrong

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>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

>>735176827
whats your channel name?

Save Mathis Miles

>>735176827
nigger

First you brush up on your basic math:
Arithmetic, a little geometry, elementary algebra, and some basic trig.

Next get a standard calculus text and dive in. You should also get a linear algebra and discrete math books as well; make sure the discrete text is proof based (I recommend A Transition to Advanced Mathematics by Smith).
Once you're a couple chapters in to your discrete book (you will want to have covered basic proposition and higher order logic, and basic proofs), you may begin learning programming and computer architecture. As a litmus test, if you don't know what this statement is

∀P((0∈P∧∀i(i∈P-->i+1∈P))-->∀n(n∈P))

you aren't ready to take the reins of a computer.

Now, forget what you do know about computer programming:

First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.

By this time you should be finished with your calculus (up to advanced integration techniques and vector basics), discrete, and linear algebra, and are ready for the next wave of math: abstract algebra, analysis, multivariate and vector calculus, and, after you have progressed a way in those, topology.

Finally, you become familiar with topoi, and study the internal logic of categories then familiarize yourself with (general) type theory, and its applications to programming. I also recommend studying how to reformulate mathematics in terms of globular categories for use in automatic theorem proving, because there is an inherent programming-like 'feel' to it.

I once fisted 2 babies, then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*

Reaction time evidence suggests that the average white in the Victorian era had an IQ 15 points (an entire standard deviation) higher than the average today. This puts them at or higher than the purported Jewish estimate. I guarantee if our culture and popular entertainment didn't push its degenerate, anti intellectual agenda on the poor, working class and uneducated our average IQ would be just as high.

I also find it humorous that these IQ studies typically always distinguish between the different ethnicities of Asian (discerning between north east and south Asians, in particular) and Jews (ashkenazi vs sephardic), yet all gentile whites are pooled into one (Irish with English, northern Italian with southern, everyone else!).

Moreover, the actual white east Asian gap isn't even that significant; the authors of the Bell Curve originally stated it's no more than 2-3 points, and that other researchers argued there isn't an actual difference.

The meme that east Asians (Chinese in particular) are like 5+ points on average higher comes from people deliberately being dishonest, or people unknowingly looking at averages of metropolitan areas; often when you see iq distributions by country, China's will be estimated using data strictly from Hong Kong or Singapore.

Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

Mongoloid or Asiatic peoples are the most spread out among all human populations since they have stretched almost completely around the earth's surface. From an Asian point of reference, populations range from as far east as Greenland, to as far west as Kalmykia, Crimea, and Scandinavia,[17] giving Asiatic peoples or their descendants a historical presence across four continents. According to the Meyers Konversations-Lexikon (1885–90), peoples included in the Mongoloid race are North Mongol, Chinese & Indochinese, Japanese & Korean, Tibetan & Burmese, Malay, Polynesian, Maori, Micronesian, Eskimo, and Native American.

OP here, gonna start now. Keep bumping while I record it

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>>735179409
bamp

>>735179409
But we've only had 13 replies :3

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covfefe

I fucking hate niggers

I hope you die and get cancer and die roastie whore yes that's a question stupid nigger

SAGED

mfw
a nigger destroyed my wife's anus

Follow my ig @comic.hd and fuck ur channel

If your disposal plugs into an outlet, simply unplug it. If it is direct wired, you may be able to leave the connection if the wires are long enough, but if you are replacing the disposal, the wires will have to be removed.
To be safe, turn the power off at the electrical panel. You may decide it is not necessary to turn the power off at the panel, as long as the switch to the disposal remains turned off. If you do not turn the power off at the panel, you should put tape over the disposal switch, so it does not get turned on by mistake. But whatever you do, do not leave bare wires underneath the sink!
There should be a panel on the disposal to remove to see the where the electric wires connect, then you can loosen the electrical wires with a screw driver. In my case, I simply unplugged the disposal from the outlet.
Next, disconnect the drain line from the dishwasher by loosening the hose clamps with a screw driver and sliding the hose off. Keep your bucket handy to catch any water in the line.
Then, disconnect the hose clamp from the drain line to the trap the same way.

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around, desert you
OOOH I WAS ONCE A LAD AND ME NAME WAS JIM I SAID GIVE ME A BUCKET AND A SHOVEL AND A BIN SO I WENT BACK INSIDE AND I KILLED MY AUNT AND FED HER TO THE PIGS SO THAT I COULD HEAR THEM FART

Ayy Macarena

I'm vegan

>>125529585 (You) (OP)
You have to tire the bitch before you stick it in so that she doesn't fight when you're inside her otherwise you could hurt yourself. So let her think that she has a chance to fight her way out of the rape by letting her try to hit you for a while. Then, after she realizes that she can't escape and that all the lies that society has told her about equality were just to make her feel better and help her function in society, she'll stop struggling and she'll switch to begging for mercy. And that's when you have to rape her.

So you then have to slowly pull down her pants and give her body some time to get adjusted to what's about to happen and maybe leave her some time to get wet (she'll by crying a lot at that point and you'll have to bitch slap her if she starts fighting again, but by then she should have accepted her place and won't try anything silly).

You can then proceed to rape her. Rub your dick against her cunt to make sure she's just about wet enough not to hurt yourself, otherwise you can spit on your dick and it should be ok, if not, the blood should help you lubricate as you start raping her. At first, she'll probably try to ignore the pain and she'll block the outside world and mostly be silent, but if she starts screaming, you can choke her to stop her and that will also help you stay hard throughout the rape.

~/pol/, Canadian anonymous

>>735180968
AND THATS SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE FROM YOUR BUDDY UNCLE JIM

>>735181197
do you want to take this outside you pompous litle faggot talk shit get hit bitch

Oh god.
Is this it?
I want poo and pee inside my wee wee and give birth to a semen horse and then bone ride that bitch until it dies

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asl**p dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asl**p, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sl**p. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”

>>735181468
I bet you're just all smack talk bitch. Do you even lift, bro? I'd fucking deck 100 of you anonymous cunts and then get you to wank my dick until I cum on all your little pathetic neck beard faces.
You know how I know that? Because I study judo and eat healthy foods like tofu. What kind of trash do you eat?

Admit it, I'm faster, stronger, richer, and I get way more chicks than you ever will fag I bet your iq is under 30 good luck replying to this post

>>735181965
kek

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is opie kill???

>>735176827
I'm a faggot who posts on 4chan and I am a virgin. The person who wrote this, though, is the master pussy slayer and fucks all the hot wimmin.

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You won't no balls.

>>735182193
If so I volunteer as tribute!

do you wanna join my free giftcard giveaway? subscribe, leave a like and turn notifications on

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>>735182226
why YOU!!!!!!

>>735182411
DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK YOU MASSIVE PUSSY???

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hi guise how is everyone????

does anyone else hear that buzzing nois!?

i feel dizzy

>>735182557
Shush now it is only what I put in your drink

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Error

YouTube not letting me post

It got 7 min long

Guys since OP is obviously a fag I'll record it and upload it too

>>735182671
I'm going to beat you to it nigger

>>735182671
Problem is on your side. YouTube doesn't allow videos above 15 for unverified accounts.

>>735182697
Do it fag.
And add video to audio.

>>735176827
Fuck that. Sauce on that semen-demon?

are there any others from the past floating around????

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>>735183085
Alina Rin

sometimes you just gotta whip out your dick and put it in whatever hole you find, tree? sounds good to me,nail covered hole? you know it.

>>735183272
Aay. Thanks anon

>>735182787
are you a qt 3.14 gril irl???

Looking forward to hearing this.

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Guys. I did it.
Gonna upload to soundcloud or vidme now

Bump the shit out of this thread so it don't 404

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>>735184429

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Can't wait to hear it.

My girlfriends tits as appreciation,

Give us links Faggots

Yuri changed his name from Thomas to Yuri when he was around 17-18. During this time he got heavily into fetishism, in particular submissive play. I myself have experimented with BDSM for around a week or so and found it not to my liking as it's far too aggressive for me to really get into. I prefer to make love to my women, you know. He loves getting ordered around, to the point where he has a Dominatrix or whatever in Adelaide who commanded him not to wash himself for over a year. He didn't, and wore the same unwashed shirt constantly. His last name was literally changed to a synonym of 'In Hell'. Legit, he used to sign off his tax returns the same way. Also, this guy was employed by the way. How the fuck he got employed I have no idea.

I met this guy during my stay at Residential Student Housing. How the fuck he got in and how the fuck he got a girlfriend is completely beyond me, all I know is that she was into Dominating and bad hygiene. Alas! Yuri had met his perfect match, or so he thought. She was far too demanding and I warned him about that, as a constantly concerned friend of his that I was at the time.

Yuri also admitted to experimenting with bisexuality, loudly, with an audience, much to the chagrin of the rest of normal sociable people, in the common room at my residential house, for everyone to hear. We were fully acquainted throughout his inane rambling that he parted cheek from asshole and let some buff dude fill him with jelly pride and he liked it. Apparently, according to him. The best of me thinks that he's an attention seeker, meaning the realist - the optimist believes that he's telling the truth but I really don't think so. I can confirm the rest of this is true, this part is chinese whispers on my end, from his mouth to mine. So who knows.

>>735184543
Can you read? He's uploading.

>>735184567
Yuri constantly made sexual remarks towards me [a male] regarding my ass. My girlfriend has also remarked that I have a tight ass, Yuri says that he wants to stick his dick in it. My girlfriend doesn't have a dick, I much prefer the comment from her over Yuri, for obvious reasons.

The company that Yuri kept weren't much better than Yuri either. He constantly went to drugged out parties and took a bunch of LSD or Ice or something and came back with black lips and the like and watched Ren and Stimpy on Foxtel all night until they all fell asleep in a hetero-normative position in the bed, I only hope. God helps he man or woman who has to lean under that mans armpits. Also did I mention that after this picture or maybe even before this picture he bleached his armpits and hair yellow? Because he did that. He literally had bleached armpits, because he strived constantly to be different. I tried to sway him down a path, you know, of relative normality and likeableness, he wasn't unlikable. He was just the epitome of everything that strange could be. And that was the tragedy of the guy, I guess. From when I knew him anyway, he could've changed.

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bump

I need to email it to someone so that they can upload it I can't do it on my phone FUCK APPLE
Anons I am in need of assistance email adress so I can send it to you and you upload it needed

>>735184648
The tip of the iceberg for me [and I have plenty of similar stories of this guy, from essentially carrying his sex toys around with me for a documentary which he brought out to Flinders to fuck with me] was when he had his girlfriend at the time [god knows how the fuck he had a girlfriend] over in his room on our Residential Housing. It was a similar time at night to now, around 10 past 1am, and I was drifting off to an uneasy, student inhibited sleep lacking carbs and numerous energy supplements because y'know... Fucking University... And less I know, he texts me out of the blue, stating that he's a bit tied up. I'm a bit of an noble fucker who tries to rid himself of any ignobilities and I consider that a kind of friend/amusement man is literally tied up, knowing his fetish things, and also I believe literally watching World's Greatest Dad that very night, so I get a bit weary. I ask him, what do you mean? He says he needs help. My oh fuck meter kicks into gear and I rush over to him - the door is generally unlocked because he has a keycard in the door so he can keep the heater/cooler on [our bills were included in rent, hallelujah!] and what I worked into was a renegade of fuck and holy shit and what the as he was only partially lying. I'll try and detail the scene here as best I can, Yuri had his hand straddled around his cock beneath the ripes binding him tightly together. He had to move both of his arms, rather than his wrist, to jerk it. Meanwhile his girlfriend had her fingers down her throat as she was constantly projecting vomiting all over the room. The smell was what hit me first, the sight was what hit me after. 'Join in', he seduces not to any effect or anything else. I back out slowly and just march straight back to my room, put my phone on silent and sleep. It was at this point I realized that maybe it's not a good time to be friends with Yuri In Hell.

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bumpppp thisssss threadddd

>>735184541
Is that Carrot Top with a wig?

>>735184348
Are you in here, I'm hungry

Guys the only way to upload this is if I email it to someone and then they upload it. Yeah, iOS is retarded like this. Proton mail will do fine I just need something boys

Page 4, someone bump

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>>735184833
No, her hair really is ginger

>>735184348
>>735184976
Are you the same

>>735184853
Yes I'm here but I need an email(read other posts)

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>>735185031
Yes
OP is kill

>>735185087
Well fuck. My connection is too shit. Have fun with a bunch of crap in an audiofile..

>>735185175
It's only like 40MB

>>735184976
300 dollars phone can't upload files kek

>>735185247
try mega

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Well this is a let down

>>735185288
>>735185288
Ya still doable I just need someone to upload it when I email it to them. I've got it and it's pretty fucking funny

Someone pull through with an email

>>735185471
Are you guys fucking dense I just need an email because for some reason I can fucking email it to people but I can't upload it

>>735185638
give me 3 mins

>>735176827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC59Mon2FnE
READ THIS NOW. For all of us babe.

>>735185638
[email protected] here

>>735177814
The call him Wesley Crusher because he crushes so much pussy. Especially Counsellor Deanna Troi. She had such a hairy bush and he convinced her to shave down, and now she's silky smooth. You should see it.

>>735185820
it works ? https://drive google.com/open?id=0ByU0B5tdck9nQzBrcFV1RVlLSVhvUFdhU1RDWjVhcHFMWFpn

>>735186156

cum on your gf's face. cute looking slut she is

Hey, what's going on, for first we feast, I'm Sean Evans. Welcome to Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings

ugh is someone going to upload it or what?

>>735186551
blind fuck

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Anon has received email
How are things going, email anon?

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>>735186451
She says thanks

>>735186652
where is it?

>>735186696
ill post it already here goes again https: //goo gl/V6RtpK

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>>735177814
I'm pretty sure this was a Cool 3d World video.

>>735186766

still want to see cum on her face, i bet she looks even sluttier than usual

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>>735186696
tf ?

>>735187064
https://drive google com/file/d/0ByU0B5tdck9nQzBrcFV1RVlLSVhvUFdhU1RDWjVhcHFMWFpn/view

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>>735187172

FFS how difficult is it???

>>735186895
>>735186895
Guyz it's here. I'm going the fuck to sleep now.
This is the second time I've delivered, but last time I was OP and wasn't a fag by drinking the /b/smoothie and actually delivering. I deliver for OP once again.

>>735178163
Cough

>> C++ is superior!

Cough

>> Did I just say that out loud?

>>735187172
Ffs it's so shitty.

OP is a fag as usual and isn't going to deliver, abandon thread

vid
me
/MRut
This was the other time I delivered BTW
Am I leet rappor now?

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Steph says can you guys hurry up please.

Jisoo is objectively the cutest member of BLACKPINK.

whats the hold up?

>>735179038
did you enjoy the furher's birthday?