share something interesting about yourself and/or your life anon.

>>735169310
I drink strong coffee and fall asleep afterwards

>>735169310
Wow.....if I were to be kissed and fucked by a man that beautiful, I wouldn't leave the bed all day. No homo.

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>>735169310
Im a tranny

Pretty much the most interesting time of my life

>>735169310
I made 12000 in eBay box scams while in high school and got away.

>>735169310
I'm 18, gay and not out of the closet

>>735169310
I can almost bowl a perfect 200

>>735169310
i had to have a tooth pulled from my penis when i was like 5 or 6

>>735169669

Your dad was losing his teeth?

>>735169562
Hah, you have to take it in the ass to be fuckable. Being /fit/ feels good.

I helped deliver twins on the side of the road last night, was pretty awesome.

>>735169721
no my brother, Can't believe my mom was oblivious

I am City Guard Officer after two raises and promotions. If not my parents and fiancee I would have been homeless already.

gg wp I wasted my life and I have no idea how to change it

Im restoring my foreskin with stretching using the TLC Tugger

i can lick my elbow

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>>735169741
Having boobs is fun though

>>735170445
i think getting drink discounts on ladies night would be awesome.

>>735170549
Never tried this because my bf buys me everything lol

I don't like my balls touched during oral. Every woman I have been with thought this was odd.

>>735170245
bullshit. post picture with timestamp

My GF can only get off when I hit and choke her.

>>735169310
I was at the bar and this mid-50's lady got me shit faced and wants me to be her sex toy when her husband is out of town. I'm a degenerate so I am probably going to do it.

Anyone know what old lady pussy tastes like?

>>735170780
like dust and spiderwebs

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>>735169310

I make 200k a year and work stresses me out. I have a 5 month of baby and think everyday I should have been single for life and fucked bitches and drive fast cars instead .

>>735170780
like eating old dollar bills.

>>735170880
So I should bring a handbroom?

>>735170966
Jesus is all you need raise your kids up in him

>>735171130

There's no place for religion in my household.

>>735169310
Who is that, fuck

I went from making 25k a year to 350k a year in 3 years.

>>735169310
I have several tumors and cant afford surgery nor will insurance cover it.

>>735171337
>>735169475
X-Art Watch Me Cum
Starring Nessa Devil and Marc

>>735171429
live like you were dying anon

>>735170966
send the kid to boarding school.

I wish all Muslims would just disappear from this World

I have the 8" scar of the ultimate weeb injury on my left arm. Did it with a katana i bought in my mall ninja days. Was packing it up to move out of an apartment years ago and it became partially unsheathed, unbeknownst to young Me. I dragged my arm across the exposed blade and had to get 18 stitches, 4 of which were on "the inside".

>>735171064
I'll post pics of her old cunt when I do it.

I'm betting that she has some meat hangers.

>>735169562
Whats it like presenting as female?

I've done some drugs without becoming addicted. Don't know what else could be interesting except for my dad being a druggie for a few years of my life

>>735169310
>I became one with the divine state
>Now I co-own a business
>My Wife's little sister wants my D
>have a 7"X6" dick
>Know how to attract abundance

>>735172019
your boipusy throbs with anticipation

As a kid I lived overseas for 6 years while my Dad worked as the main camera man on a well known TV show

I know what it looks like when a large animal is hit by an RPG. mostly because I had to help hose the bits off the jeep.

>>735171406
Damn bro what do you do

>>735169310
I beat Sub-zero in MK once.

>>735170642

My exSO used to do this. I believe she got the idea from those erotic books she'd read b4 we met.

I still don't understand why sucking someone's ball is erotic...

>>735170780

Salty cheese and 1USD bills.

I have done nothing in my life for 5 years.

>>735172066
Oh I've also huffed butane. Could describe what it was like if anyone's interested

>>735171529

Is not goint to be hard for him.

>>735172089
>>My Wife's little sister wants my D

I need you to elaborate on this, pls.

>>735169310
I've had stage IV kidney disease for about 30 years and it's slowly progressing to stage V. I'm just waiting to die. I heard dying from kidney disease isn't that bad a way to go.

see you all on the other side.

>>735173179
Sucking dick.

I'm an Air Traffic Controller and as much as I love my job, I hate going into work being nervous as fuck wondering if I'm going to lose my ratings or the thought of people getting hurt because I didn't think fast enough. Not that it would happen because we have a bunch of people there to help when needed but still.

>>735172089
> things that never happened
- by This Anon

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>>735173844

>>735173858
As a pilot, I never feel this way. I love going to work.

>>735173179
I took out three personal loans, got a business loan for a Nutrishop. After one year of being opened, I paid off my loans and opened another one with cash and then did again in a third. I don't even work at them, all I do is do inventory on Saturdays and manage the books. It happened really fast and was extremely scary, but it work out. This next year I plan on moving on buying apartments or a hotel.

>>735173858
How did you get that job, anon? Sounds interesting.

>>735174031
>This next year I plan on moving on buying apartments

Thank you for helping raise fucking rent for everyone else.

>>735174024
I'm sure it'll go away with time. I just got fully rated 6 months ago so I'm still brand new. To be fair, I don't feel as nervous as I used to when working local control, but it's still there. But I'm sure with experience and time it'll go away, or at least most of it will.

>>735173785
This is such an easy situation.

> start fucking the little sis
> still fucking the older sis
> get the little sis to go for triangle relationship
> get the little sis to start seducing older sis
> awkward incest relationship occurs
> get little sis to suggest that older sis gets hubby to go along with a triangle relationship
> play it off with older sis like you didn't have this planned from the get go
> boom, instant sister lovers

>>735174035
I'm actually in the Air Force now, but I know the FAA hires people with no experience as well. I'm not sure where you find those other than maybe their own website, but I do know that usajobs .com has a bunch of listings. Dunno if they are prior experience or not. With the privatization going through, it might be easier to get an ATC job without experience too.

>>735174404
Not offered anymore.

>>735174113
Haters gunna hate while I just spend my money.

>>735174404
$0 with $150 shipping and handling.

I've housesat for my friends family when they've gone on holiday before, and stolen his sisters underwear

>>735174404
>>735174469
>Samefag

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>>735174646
What now?

I think I've had had depression for years and it has severely effected my social life as now I can't connect to anyone and everyone always ask me what's wrong or think I'm quiet while I'm just sitting there

>>735174621
For me Shipping costs 1000 USD...

Nice try, fag.

>>735169310
I had brain surgery 2 years ago

>>735174631
Weak. If you're going to be a pathetic perv, you might as well go all out.

You should have jerked of into all of her panties and wiped it all out leaving the residue.

>>735174818
Did it fix your autism? There are a lot of faggots here that need to know if the surgery works.

>>735174881
the ones I didn't steal I rubbed my cock over. I tried that find a vibrator but couldn't

>>735174404

Because they're chinashit that you can buy for like a dollar on ali baba. They charge you "for shipping" and it covers both the shipping and their profit.

>>735175034
Should have bought her one and left it in her drawer with a note that says...

> Happy Early Birthday, Love Dad

drove race cars for a living, did tv, radio interviews, magazine articles, autograph signing sessions...shit was pretty cool, fucked alot of girls retired at 45...live in florida now bored with my life...ride an aprilia rsv1000r just to have a little excitement

I actually have autism

>>735175223
I'd be surprised if she doesn't have one, she probably takes it with her

>>735173623
dude for real, one bitch sucked my balls like a vacuum cleaner and it didnt feel good, it just felt like i put my nut on the end of vacuum cleaner when it has the attachment on to get into corners.

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Skydiver with 200+ jumps.

>>735175275
Or the more likely scenario is she hides it better and you just couldn't find it.

>>735175248
So? Majority of people here do.

>>735169310
You would not believe how hard it is to skin a human foot.

>>735175440
I searched everywhere

>>735169310
I have "perfect" life with loving family, 10/10 gf, stable good job, independent at the age of 21, with great perspectives in life, knowing 3 languages fluently, smart and good looking and depressed as fuck. Thinking about suicide at least 3-5 times a month. My girlfriend knows.

I've been hacking and leaking data from a multitude of states and organisations since 2009 and still not been caught

>>735169310
Havnt had sex in like 2 or 3 years but I did get my dick touch on Tuesday so things are looking up.

former CS (counter strike) pro

>>735175499
Proabably not.

>>735175504
They make medication for that.

Also, it's because you're secretly a faggot and want dicks in your butthole.

>>735175512
Now you have.

>>735175562
The homeless don't count.

>>735169310

tits or gtfo


i can spot a cunt from internets away, now show 'em or gtfo!

>>735175924
seriously I checked everywhere. she had some very nice underwear

I was interrogated by secret service agents after sending a mean email to someone in an important position.

Both people who have caught me jerking off have died from incurable diseases.

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I have a child in Cuba after an apprenticeship on a cargo ship. The kid is should be like 5 now and I had to change all my contact information because the bitch kept harassing me for money

I am LITERALLY the least interesting person on the planet. I'm like an unsalted cracker lying on a beige tile floor next to a lumpy dust bunny beneath a cheap particle board shelf in a section 8 housing unit in Idaho.

>>735169463

me too!
>>735169310

I hiked up a mountain 9500 feet high after I tore my ACL a month or so prior. then a week after hiking up a mountain, I went scuba diving for the first time. Then went surfing.
then hiked up another mountain a week after scuba diving.

Tearing an ACL was the best thing to ever happen to me :D

>>735176065
Yeah, she's probably smarter than you and has thought of a place most people wouldn't look.

That IS the point of hiding something.

>>735171475
Thanks !

>>735176230
No one cares.

>>735176281
You're still not worse than Lindsey Lohan.

>>735176574
The fact that you can make a joke about her makes her infinitely more interesting than me.

>>735176475
I'd love to see her actually using a vibrate. bet she looks great as she gets herself off

>>735176008
The sharing of information between Ukraine and Russia has been shakey since 2014 my friend

>>735176628
No it doesn't. It just means her fuck ups are so bad that everyone knows about them.

>>735176901
Everyone knows that. What's your point?

>>735176948
When for example a country like America needs to investigate a leak or breach then they need to follow the traffic. Once it gets to, for example Ukraine, they can request records from the MSP/device owner. When the next path for the traffic is Russia and the US / Ukraine makes an appeal for information to Russia it gets ignored.
The politics of IT is a world unto itself

>>735177123
Again. Shit everyone already knows.

Go outside and do something.

>>735170163
Post progress timeline.

>>735174031
Damn I wish you luck sounds like you're having a great ass time

>>735170780
Like jizz of her fat hairy husband.

Enjoy.

>>735177198
Obvious to some. Behind the iron curtain I sit

>>735169562
You ever feel like your identity is based around just a kink?

I french-kissed a 7yo when I was 14.

>>735178318
What was his name ?

>>735178576
Nice try but it was a beautiful little girl. Daughter of the neighbor of my grandma.

>>735170966
Don't drop the ball with that kod, my dad decided to cheat and run, he's still around, but fuck that guy

Mentally i grew up so fast, at a young age seeing a role model defaced taught me how dark things are, thoughts of suicide since i can remember, and very sad/lonely not having a family

My mom was a raging drunk so when i wasn't thinking about how things were i was reminded by getting my shit kicked in

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> when I was 7 or 8 years old
> on a camping trip at the lake
> wandered off by myself and found some rope
> tossed it around a branch and wrapped it around my neck
> could barely touch the ground
> never knew hanging was a thing
> never saw it in any media before
> up there for quite a long time
> mom found me and panicked and got me down
> fast forward to now
> really content with my life
> always happy
> even though I'm single and have a mediocre life
> I don't hate anyone even those who treated me poorly
> I'd help anyone with anything
> I'd sacrifice myself to save anyone even if they didn't deserve it
> nothing ever gets me down
> I feel like someone is watching out for me
> been in a lot of accidents and had things happen that should have severely injured me or even killed me
> always came out a-okay
> I always have the best of luck
> I always feel like I'm blessed
Am... am I Raptor Jesus?

>735169310
I was a german special ops right before german unification. Didn't see any action, so it's as interesting as being memeber of the best soccer team of Greenland.

>>735174773
I find this more attractive than a yuppy running blind

>>735175504
Lol i have all this, luxury suite apt, pool, and fuck a different chick every few weeks(no gf) when i get bored of the current

3-5 a month, i literally wake up thinking of ways to kill myself

Just quit my cushy job and am on the way to being homeless, but this is my life so I'm gonna fight to live it unchained. As soon as i kick the alcoholism and weed addiction brought on by stress, heading back to the gym and going to train for for the ring

>>735176281
That was a pretty interesting thing u just did there

>>735176754
..and u wonder why ur life is so fucked