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Prove you are not a murricuck

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Prove you are not a murricuck
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>>735157301
>typical german family
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>>735157555
Found the triggered 'murican.
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Metre
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>>735157301

how are the refugees working out for you
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I have public health care
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>>735157555

No, those are just good Christians who opened their home to a person seeking refuge. Something people in Jesus-land would do of course as well.
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>>735157301
My country does not have daily school shootings
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>>735158608
there are no christian in germany, they've all been forced out for saying truthful things about immigrants
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>>735158560

>how are the refugees working out for you

Actually mostly good. Always a few bad apples but mostly good people
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I can get injured & not need a second mortgage to pay for treatment.
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>>735157301
guns in my country were banned in 1996
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>>735158714

>they've all been forced out for saying truthful things about immigrants

So where did they go?
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>>735157301
I don't need a crane to get out of bed.
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>>735157301
God damn cherrypicking. Like all europeans drink wine and eat fruit out of a basket. I'm european and I say fuck these pics.
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>>735157301

Don't need no towel on a stick.
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>>735158931

>gypsy detected
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>>735157301
How about you get the fuck off my board Eurocuck! This is an American board for fucking Americans only fucko! Trump signed Executive Decisions that prohibit illegal cyber immigration! You can no longer dance across our virtual borders and commit acts of immigration terrorism! So fuck right the hell off back to your own third world shithole country's cyberspace and stay off of American websites you subhuman Non-American degenerate filth!
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>>735157301

My country doesn't produce movies like this.
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>>735159015

>This is an American board for fucking Americans only fucko!

No it's actually the copy of a japanese image board that is currently owned by a japanese guy.
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>>735157301
Had a motorcycle accident and stayed in the hospital for 1 month had 3 surgeries. 2 month rehabilitation after that. Asked my doc, the hospital stay cost more than 80k€ alone - I pay 90€ per month health insurance.
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>>735159076
Created and run by an American for a decade
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>>735159031
They consume them.
Like most weapons made in Germany end up in the US.
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>>735157301
>americans are asleep, nows our chance to post epic memes about them
pathetic
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>>735157301
She would have been bangin before the kid
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>>735159241
>Doesn't fucking understand time zones.
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>>735157301
Kilogramm
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I know what this is.
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I don't need to hide behind buzzwords. I can go out, smoke a joint and fuck a prostitute all in front of a cop. THIS is freedom.
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>kangaroo
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OP is a jew and all you fags jumping in on the bandwagon to hate on America thinking it's a big joke are a bunch of idiots because you're falling for the zionist agenda even if you don't realize it.
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>>735157301
>not depressed and antisocial
But I am an American
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>>735157301
>Prove you are not a murricuck

I don't contribute to our species in the 21st century, ethically, technologically, inovationally, educationally, financially, or by means of entertainment.

What do I win?
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>>735160363
>turd-hurr I can engage in all sorts of lowlife. go-nowhere shit and my country allows it. This is freedom hurr.
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>>735160884
japan contributes a bit too, although we are an american proxy
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>>735160884
REKT
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>>735157301
Easy
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>>735159211
German weapons > US weapons
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>>735157301
Let me get this picture straight:

The well off europeans malnourish their kids by feeding them only fruit while also giving them whine?

While that low income American family kind heartedly adopted a foster kid when they couldn't even afford a decent meal on their own?

This does say a lot about our civilizations.
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>>735157555

heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer heil hitler mein führer
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>>735159031

Why didn't they name ir designated shitting street?
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>>735161451
This... this is never a good thing. Thankfully we got you beat on tech and bio by a long run.. Infact most of our companies have already created jobs there. Also, military limitations are still in play.
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>>735157555
bet she's fucking him or he's going to rape them or there daughter saw a news recently how a child african turned out to be a 30 year old man and he raped the adoptee's 12 year old girl

the world is fucked up
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>>735161451
Actually dutch weapons are the best
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>>735158943
Expect more like this with Trump and pals destroying healthcare and safety net programs
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>>735157301
10 centimeter = 1 decimeter
10 decimeter = 1 meter
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>>735161589
In the 20th century europe did a lot for the world

>The well off europeans malnourish their kids by feeding them only fruit while also giving them whine?

This is why they don't do shit for the 21st, they've given their kids brain damage.

Bu.. but we smashed atoms!

Dope son, we took your internet and monetized the fuck out of it, creating trillion dollar industries.
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>>735161911
Do you have money now?
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>>735161451
Minuteman III negates your statement. Don't ever pull that Nazi shit again.
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>>735161864
You mean your Dutch girls and their windmill pussies?
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>>735161911
>Dope son, we took your internet and monetized the fuck out of it, creating trillion dollar industries.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING YANK PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU BURgER FUCKING FAGGOT TRUMP FUCKS FUCK YOU FUKCK YOU!!!!!!
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>>735158943
oh no no no why did i watched this
no no no no
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>>735161847
>гн5нщпн шгaeecp poпcг
Yeah yeah, Ivan, whatever you say.
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>>735162004
140k a year at 24 as a data scientist. Stock options, got a big signing bonus which axed the student loans

Love my job, build meaningful contributing things. Get free food, free gym, work has a pool. Can afford to buy a house in california as a millennial.

Can't complain.

What I love most, is if the industry moves, I can easily too.
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>>735162215
>build meaningful contributing things
Such as?
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Nie posiadam broni, a mimo to uważam się za wolnego człowieka.
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>>735158931
you do drink wine tho and eat fruit, I mean I fucking hate wine, it tastes like vinegar with sugar in it, I'm not to keen on fruit either, sticky and messy but social protocol forces me to be involved in such nonsense because I'm European and that's what we do.
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>>735160133
It's a shifter knob, you knob.
Today with modern vehicles, the only real advantage a manual transmission offers over an automatic is the purchase cost of the vehicle - fuel savings is negligible anymore thanks to today's engineering of the engine and drive trains for modern production vehicles.
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>>735159015
didn't trump sign away your internet freedom?
get the fuck off the internet then you fat bullet fucker.
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>>735160815
This map ist not accurate. The yellow Spot in Germany is too far right
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>>735159163
before he sold out like a classic greedy American capitalist ham.
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>>735157301
>shows an adopted baby
>must be cucked
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>>735162416
My team works on developing biomedical technology. I may join my friends startup part time, he's working with CRISPR. DNA editing has always fascinated me, a lot of mutations from early iterations, but I think AI will help us immensely polish it.
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>>735159241
like it would matter if any burger babies were awake? what would they do? nuke us?
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>>735160815
>tfw living in a dark blue area
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>>735161451
Most German designs (Sig Sauer primarily) are manufactured in the US as well because of laws about who the DoD can buy firearms from to supply US military and related federal LEO agents.
My Sig was American made.
Now, my Glock was an Austrian import, and my Beretta was an Italian import.
My point is - they're all good, because they go bang and are fun to shoot.
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>>735160686
oh no I legitimately hate America all by myself. I know you find it hard to comprehend with all that brain cholesterol but America is the biggest threat to the planet and their destruction would be better for the entire globe.
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>>735160884
>ethically
>financially
>educationally

you make all of these things far worse
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>>735157301

I live one street over from the designated shitting street.
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>>735161887
who the fuck uses decimeters in the real world?
100 cm = 1m
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>>735162956
It's ok, you won't live long enough to see anything bad happen like that, just enjoy your life for the time being bro. Hating will just make your life more miserable. Go play some murifat Overwatch on an a burger 1080ti with a AMD or Intel chip, because your country couldn't make a better tech and know your fucking role you uninnovative cuck
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>>735163201
ha ha
>know your role
said the American apparently taking credit for the component design in his computer.
do you even understand how electricity works?
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>>735162956
Killing 350 million people makes you sound like you're a good guy anon. Not depressed or grouping an entirely huge diverse country at all or anything.

Did you lose your gf to some yank or something? It might be better to cry about it and go out and find a new one than bitch to a bunch of anonymous people who don't give a shit.
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>>735162956
>you get your wish and America completely collapses overnight catastrophically
>by morning your economy is collapsing as well from the domino effect
>soon, all the US exports that fill the world - mainly food production - start causing worldwide shortages, and exacerbate the problems in places like Africa that already have food shortages
>your government cannot handle the increased refugees fleeing from countries devastated by the US collapse, and impose strict immigration control and become extremely controlling to curb the frequent riots and civil unrest caused by the food shortages and money woes
>martial law is enacted, but being the dumbass rebellious kids you and your friends are, you continue to fuck with you government
>in response - all social media sites are blocked in your country, eventually the Internet entirely for the general public as ways were discovered around the site blocks, but you can't get around a total blackout
>you take your anger into the streets, causing problems
>first time or two, hundreds if not thousands of arrests are made, you included - you get lucky and spend a few days in jail before cutting you loose, your fucking mouthy, cocky friend gets the shit beat out of him by police and is in a coma in hospital
>you go out again protesting - lethal force is now an option they excercise to curb the uprisings around the country
>you and your retarded friends end up bleeding out on some street because the military and police opened fire after someone tossed a Molotov at the cops
You're right. Best idea ever.
Meanwhile, us in the US rebuild our shit and don't have to worry about paying for the UN's bullshit anymore.
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>>735163491
not a burger, just like to talk shit to undeserving faggots like you. i could find out how electrons move just by using murican made google in like fucking 4 seconds... yea lets get rid of em, they're so horrible. you're a jelly cuck.
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>>735163599
no the world lost millions of innocents thanks to America's war crimes.

350m sounds like a fair price to no longer have such tyrants on the planet.
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>>735163606
>implying he's not an emo cutfag sitting in his moms basement fapping to mlp while his highschool crush married a successful "berger"

>implying he's intelligent enough to even comprehend such an outcome.

>implying he's intelligent at all.
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>>735163778
You're young aren't you
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>>735158720
#notallorcs
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>>735163778
>lets kill innocent people because guilty people killed innocent people
Awesome logic for human cancer.
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>>735163816
I know he's a retarded kid, I was using smallish words he could understand, maybe.
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>>735157301
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>735159031
Curiosity got the better of me
[spoiler]They all shit on the one in the yellow skirt[/spoiler]
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>>735163606
if you supply the world then why do your citizens live in poverty?
everything you "supply" is made in China anyway.
your assuming American yeehaw culture still exists for your theory. the reality is the rest of the world are civilised without American oppression.
America are the blight.
America start the wars.
America fund the terrorists
America do the invading.
America crash the economy
America use the resources
America rob the rest of the world
worst of all you have a petulant child at the helm.
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>>735163680
oh so Google is a get out of jail free card? it's ok you nuked Japan, no one has to pay for that.
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>>735164064
>06/08/17(Thu)14:18:22 No.735164010
tfw they are literally americans
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>>735164154

One potato two potato three potato four!
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>>735164093
holy shit those tits are amazin
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>>735163994
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
America is the few and the rest of the world is the many.
the many need to eradicate the few to ensure their survival.
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>>735164239
>the many need to eradicate the few

Good luck with that.
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>>735164117
Well searching blacked and redhead was the easiest option to verify this.

End result, it was not verified.
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>>735157301
We don't mutilate our newborns
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>>735164377
>Europe has millions of virgins
But they want female not male virgins.
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>>735164248
>Vlasic me mad slav
Deutschland Deutschland über Alles!
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>>735157301
French people eat maggot cheese and get hit by trucks, British people get free Healthcare and their teeth are still gross and they get hit by trucks and stabbed, Germans let their women get raped and don't even complain about it... Ya know what, I've got shit to do like clean my freedom rifle
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>>735164239
Spock? Tuvok? T'Pol?
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>>735158804
Malorca, that's where all Germans go... I think that's where the invasion will start from.
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Can travel to 176 countries without visa and without beeing hated by the locals beacuse i didnt invade their country
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>>735160815
I need to move to the south west.
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>>735164590
Only after you polish that spot you missed, Pavel.
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>>735160815
>live in uk
>look outside window
>its raining
>mfw
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ITT: Niggers who lost the war go back to their cuckbox
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>>735158988
Well the one on the Left is kinda cute, better looking then our immigrants, who are all male anyhow... and if not, they are wrapped up like a tortilla, where you can't see a think, I think they call it Burkas over there.

I mean, you don't even know what you buy, could be a guy in disguise.
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>>735164590
we get free healthcare not dental care and America has Asian drivers too.
you think it's because your so tough that you don't get attacked as frequently? nope it's because it takes a whole lot of 9/11 to fuck you worse than you fuck yourselves on a daily basis.
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>>735164794
ikr it's supposed to be fucking sunny! I want to take my kid to the park but were stuck in watching Jurassic world for the millionth fucking time.
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>>735160815
how does this work? someone plase explane. it does not make sense
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>>735165028
that's because your stuck in the globe mindset zombie.
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only niggers and rednecks in us
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>>735157301
So you don't adopt kids in Europe?
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> get all butthurt about the USA
> meanwhile you've signed on for the 4th reich because you're scared of being called raysis
lmao ok
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>>735164154
I wonder which parent gave them their looks?
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>>735164887
Asian drivers are inconsiderate drivers with no concept of spacial relations. You have Muslim drivers that are very good at invading the space of pedestrians with their trucks. So yes, I think it comes down to how tough we are. Only place attacks happen here kills more euro worshipping faggot Americans than anyone else (no gun zones)
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>>735165732
ha ha you think your tough because you can pull a trigger. a child can pull a trigger.... oh wait.... they do, sooo how is Mr terrorist supposed to top that? in civilised countries ALL it takes is a couple of murders to shock everyone. in America it would take something like a plane full of passengers crashing into your financial capital, no wait 2 planes. or a say massacre of an entire gay club. a reckless driver in America wouldn't even make the news. your shoot sticks don't protect you they just make it harder for people to hurt you more than you hurt yourself.
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>>735166147
>a child can pull a trigger

But should they?

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/10/westfield_police_release_name.html
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>>735166147
Oh, I forgot when your people join the military there is no training involved since it's just point and click. Guns are so easy to use lol. Maybe that's why your military sucks dick though, and why America produces the modern spartan warriors.
>wah, it's hard to hurt Americans, being stoic is bad! Your fee fees should hurt as easily as mine! Waaahhh
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>>735166330
my exact point. how can terrorists top that?
let's give an 8yr old an Uzi hur dur yeehaw
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>>735162899
Guaranteed Replies
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>>735166330
idk why i had to read this in the voice of vsauce michael
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>>735166474
you seem to acknowledge the training requirement for firearms but you know you don't need firearms training to own a fucking assault rifle in America right?

also SAS
fuck your plastic Rambo "warriors" all they are good at is friendly fire anyway. it would be safer if they just stayed home.
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>>735162530
Polski?
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>>735166742
>I have no idea what military training is the post
Our Rambo green berets that study the culture and language of a country to get dropped behind enemy lines and train rebels like we did in France in ww2? Kek
And assault rifles are illegal in the states. They shouldn't be but they are
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>>735166928
then what is an ar15?
ww2? you said modern day Spartan not 80years back Spartan.
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This is my country's plan for terrorism.
Also we use Jew metric system
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Is this fine?
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>>735167134
too true
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>>735167050
>Implying our training has gone back in time or that green berets don't hold the same responsibility
And it's a tacticool looking hunting rifle
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>>735164139
kek
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I'm American and as long as we aren't getting cucked and buttfucked by muslims I'm cool. good luck with that though, eurobro.
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>I don't own a gun and probably never will
>I'm not able to speak my mind without the risk of getting arrested or even killed
>I'm not free to join the political party that I identify with the most
>I am not free to defend myself even in my own house
>I am not free to practice the religion I want to practice

Whew thank God I'm not an americuck
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>>735167313
sorry the civilian version of an assault rifle Mr gunz. so a semi automatic instead of fully auto, literally the only difference. I don't hate guns and I don't think they should be illegal either, I do think there should be heavy restrictions on ownership however and training requirements. the average American is not gun owner material. 33000 deaths pa.
your army is not notorious for doing the right thing now are they, not in ww2 or the present day, you have always had bigger weapons not bigger brains or better tactics. if all else fails nuke it eh?
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>>735164060
Like I said earlier, you're retarded.
China produces luxury goods - TVs, radios, computers, etc. for consumers are luxuries. They are not staples.
If China stopped their major exports of electronics, the US could pick up the slack, but for a while costs would be much higher until demand stabilized and costs for production came down due to increased labor and cheaper materials.
However, if the US stops their major export - food - the entire world would suffer.
China out produces the US in foodstuffs, however they use most of what they make because of their population density. We export food to them to meet their demands, as well as the rest of the world. We may be 3rd in overall production behind China and India, but we are the largest exporter by over $30billion a year to our next closest competitor the Netherlands.
Tl;dr - you're retarded and know shit about what you're talking about. Fuck back off to tumblr to complain.
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>>735164060
Civilized? Nigger listen here I've been to about 40 different countries, not as a tourist. Yes when you go to places influenced by western civilization it may seem civilized but you leave the tourist areas of that country and generally it makes deliverance look like a good time. Next time you open that cock holster how about get out of your parents basement and see the world and not the tourist traps of the world.
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>>735167895
Most (2/3rds) of those deaths are suicides.
No big loss if people want to take the express ride out - even the EU has assisted euthanasia allowed.
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>>735167851
you know all of your points are wrong.
gun ownership is legal in the UK with a firearms certificate, you can just apply for one and providing you don't have a criminal record you will get one.
you can say what you want but expect people to disagree with you, you won't get killed or go to jail.
you can join whatever political party you want even the EDF you Nazi.
if someone breaks into my house I can remove them with reasonable force, ie I can't tie them up and torture them but I can stab the fuck out of them or mash them with a crowbar.
all religions are practiced here.

your point?
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>>735168035
oh no we won't get America's food, literally the only thing you can think of that you are worth. looks like we will just grow our own.
your food is full of shit anyway and a lot of it is banned from euro countries as it is not fit for human consumption.

fucking food.

dickhead fuck off.
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>>735167895
>I don't hate guns
I don't really care how you feel about guns. Reals>feels
>I just think they should be restricted
That's all they can be. It requires guns in order to take guns, so arguing anything different would be absolutely insane.
>the average American
>33000 deaths
I don't think you know how many gun owners we have that haven't hurt themselves, or how many deaths occur due to self defense, or how many crimes have been deterred by the presence of a weapon
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>>735168630
I want to kill myself with my gun everyday but I won't because I refuse to become another liberal statistic.
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>>735165028
the closer to the equator you live the longer the sun is out on a daily basis.
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i am so swiss i shit cheese
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>>735158535
underrated
>>
Kek. Try helium?
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>>735168630
that is outright deaths not "hurt muhself" as I don't have that number because I'm sure it would be fucking obscene.
criminals have guns because you have guns so you need guns to protect from the bad guns that you need because uuhhhh freedum
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>>735157555
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>>735158500
But ops not a triggered European?
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>>735165297
Only a retard from Europe drives a car while responding to threads on 4chan
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>>735169269
it's a diesel with error on the dashboard, looks like small VW, don't respond
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>>735168863
>it's includes all deaths
>suicide is death
>shot while committing crime still is death
If you're Implying gun laws would reduce criminal gun ownership, I hope you do look into our laws applying to illegal ownership. The penalty is close to murder itself. Criminals do not have guns to rob non criminals as much as they have them to defend against other criminals. Gang culture. This is why it's incredibly unlikely for me to need to use my gun. When I, a suburban white guy go to the ghetto they assume I'm buying drugs and would rather not rob me so that I'll keep coming back for more drugs. In fact, a lot of times I'm protected by the drug dealers. I understand it's hard to understand our world over here, but bottom line we don't have a gun problem that can be solved with laws. Laws in fact have harmed it, by creating a difficulty for inner city folk to defend themselves properly.
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>>735168511
You really are fucking retarded, aren't you?
If your country could grow enough on its own, it would be already.
It can't. Literally no country in the world outside of the US grows enough of its own to support its entire population.
None.
The US dominates in efficiency of production and has doubled since 1948 to help feed the entire world. I am talking about staple foods, not luxury foods.
The only crops we import are for enjoyment, like the tropicals such as pineapples and bananas.
We feed the world, our economy is so deeply fortified that every other economy on the planet relies on it in their own.
You can think all the retarded shit you want, but when it comes to the US's place in the world theater, we got the best seats, own the majority of the concession stands, and make the shows you watch - whether you like it or not, and you're still gonna pay for those tickets.
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>>735169269
you know the engine is off right? hence the em light on a 2k car and 0 revs.
only a retard from America could be that ignorant.
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>>735158943
what the fuck

sometimes when people tell my kys i think i fucking should so when they go to brag about you not being in the gene pool anymore this is what they really get
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>>735158943
I would grab a gun ir a knife i dont care if your my own son id kill a fat fucker 200 pounds or over
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>>735169486
This is why Karl Marx actually loved capitalism. He believed it would result in the excess he believed was required to install a worldwide communism
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>>735159163
To talk about japanese culture
4chan started out like gaia online but without accounts
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>>735169484
ok so guns breed guns? so guns are good? you have more shootings than Africa ffs.
>don't have a gun problem
known worldwide for having gun and obesity problem.
don't have obesity problem either?
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typical spanish family circa 1995
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>>735169486
ha ha 100% of my country is fertile land, the EU and wallmart types fuck our farmers.
we are not only capable of feeding ourselves but half of Europe too.
like I said fatty fuck off with your food.
you are literally nothing but cheap shitty food.
good job.
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>>735169751
I didn't say don't have a gun problem, that's out of context you fucking idiot. And yes, guns breed guns, the same way the sword bred swords, and nukes breed nukes, and so on. What's your point? Would your country think it's a good idea to rid itself of nuclear weapons despite the fact that other countries have them? Fucking retards man
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>>735164377
"Virgins"
Whores
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>>735158608
eu fag here. you sound like a fucking cuck kys
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When I have kids and send them to school, I won't have to worry about getting a phone call telling me they've been shot.
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>>735169956
incorrect, America bred nukes.
that's on you fatty.
also your not protecting your country from other countries with your guns unless you have a civilian militia, don't worry the redcoats are gone you don't need a militia anymore now your just protecting yourselves from yourselves.
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i'd rather be american an live conservative small-town with no tolerance for niggers, faggots, mudslimes & socialism
>the shame of being a swede
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>>735170098
by terrorists? no terrorists aren't that cold, just regular American child killers.
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America are to Christianity what Isis are to Muslims
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>>735170240
>the shame of being a swede
Oh you mean with their free healthcare, free world class education and 10/10 Nordic women? Have fun with you 200kg pig sluts. Oh wait, you fat cunts don't even know how the metric system works.
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>>735170372
? did you not get the irony?
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>>735170246
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>>735169954
The moron speaks again.
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>>735170372
You act as if knowing how the metric system fucking matters in this age when imperial - metric translation have like 3 seconds on google
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>>735170520
the fatty put his burger down long enough to quickly mash one line of text before he died from diabetes.
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>>735170372
>free healthcare
>free world class education
>10/10 Nordic women
the healthcare is so horrible, you better off avoiding it completely except for medical emergencies. the school is so horribly inefficient that the teachers are fleeing to norway, to better salaries & more respect. blonde women are a thing of the past. swedish chicks are mostly brunettes (except for the white-trash, who colorize it). most people who can afford it, flees the country
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>>735170593
Spoken like a true uneducated Amerishit.
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>>735170593
the the systems are interchangeable and though metric is more ordered and easier to use imperial is more accurate for the task. it's not hard to learn to use both though and I would say it's more ignorant to only be capable of using one.

metric only is just as bad as imperial only.
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my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?
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>>735170734
Can you use imperial or are you going to whine that its not worth using?
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>>735158720
>Actually mostly good
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>>735157301
Is Canada okay?
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>>735171153
refers to one man
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I'm doing an engineering degree, and the most expensive part of it is my bus ticket.
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>>735164173
Is that Stewie Griffin?!
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>>735160363
You've got an ambitious agenda.
Maybe you can take a shit in the street when you're done.
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>>735170717
>implying he said anything about blonde
>implying there's no 10/10 non-blondes

Niggah, you might him on the first two points but Nordic women are fuckin fine. Went there to visit gfs rents and it was just dimes a dozen, in flocks. for a few moments I wished I was single. It was glorious.
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>>735161451
No doubt. I'm sure that's what they were talking about at Reims while signing the German Instrument of Surrender.
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>>735171473
are you high or don't you know how to read?
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>>735171631
im high
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>>735158943
>>735161869
what you going to say when you find out this guy is UK?
But USA, their FDA is a joke now, they allow chemicals in the processed food that is illegal in the rest of the world.
pic related
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>>735164060
>everything you "supply" is made in China anyway.
>anon doesn't understand how food production works
>thinks grain and corn are made by child labor in Guangzhou
Try eating your iPhone, faggot.
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>>735157301
Is Canada okay? We got maple syrup.
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>>735171711
>implying what you're eating in that shithole is even considered food
>play-doh with sauce

enjoy your shit-tier nutrition summerfriend.
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>>735164239
>anti-american rhetoric uses american sci-fi reference
You're definitely not a summerfag
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>>735157301
I can walk down the street and not get gang raped by sand niggers.

...oh damn, I'm an American then.
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>>735158943
im fucking eating anon
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>>735171761
mah niggah, Canada is fine. We're like the cats of the nations, people call us pussies but the truth is we're just lul'ing as the world burns.

Have some titties
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>>735157301 (OP)
Is Canada okay? We got football. What kind? Doesn't matter, whatever you'd like.
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>>735171836
>>735171836
so you just get raped by actual niggers and cops. wow, so much safer

psych, way worse
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>>735164887
>we get free healthcare not dental care and America has Asian drivers too
You showed us!
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>>735171836
shall we compare how often we are murdered by sand niggers vs how often your own cops murder and lock you up?

I am in the mood for a laugh
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>>735171864
canda is great, except for toronto, which is filled with faggots, feminists, gooks & niggers. also justin trudeau is mentally ill
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>>735164590
I like being able to call my police for help and not get shot

I like having my whole country safer than any of your cities like Detroit

You lose no matter what. Your niggers rape your women, and you give them TV networks for doing it lol

Ultimate cuck
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>>735171927
>monster known as gingivitis detected
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>>735172009
Toronto sounds good because it scares off people like you
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>>735171864
Hey, thanks. Just wanted to be sure we weren't stepping on anyone's toes as well. Would be better if we could do more to help, though. Something tells me setting a good example isn't enough for some people.

Gotta go, Thanks for clearing it up!
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>>735164042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOo1SHYKqk
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>>735166742
>but you know you don't need firearms training to own a fucking assault rifle in America right?
>eurofag thinks these are all assault rifles
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>>735172009
agreed with Toronto. lived there for 2 years, was a fucking fedora filled nightmare. meh, I've seen worse than trudeau, idgaf tbh
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>>735158720
Danke für Euren Einsatz. Ihr seid der Lichtstrahl im dunklen Nebel unserer Tage.
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>>735158500
>sneak food into the movies

Firstly can you not go two hours without eating? Secondly are you that poor that you have to buy cheap food to take in rather than paying cinema prices
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>>735169243
just cauz he show reallity ?
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>>735172084
Hello summerfriend. High school out already huh. kek
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>>735168371
>jew cock
kek
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>>735170624
You probably eat way, way more fast food than I do because you erroneously believe since it comes from your shithole its better.
Lol. Die from heart disease.
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>>735166474
>the modern spartan warriors.

so they all fuck each other in the ass on a regular basis? Thought so
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>>735172160
Niggah, I'm not with or against you against fat fucks but who the fuck pays cinema prices for cinema tier food? That shit is fucking garbage and 4x the price.
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>>735167895
>your army is not notorious for doing the right thing now are they, not in ww2 or the present day, you have always had bigger weapons not bigger brains or better tactics. if all else fails nuke it eh?
The inferiority complex in this post.
Why don't you throw your shoe to accentuate your point?
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>>735169529
it's cauz it's an auto wtf !
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>>735172187
cool
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>>735157301
Sarma
Ajvar
Rakija
.
.
.
Convinced?
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>>735172084
no one cares what you think, hippie. go back to your pot
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>>735171927
>>735172063
>>735172009
>>735172063

People, we don't need to fight about this. Dental hygiene should definitely be part of the healthcare plan but it'd mean a raise in taxes, a tricky issue.

I've never been to Toronto, so I can't comment on that one.
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>>735172232
>implying spartans were athenians

lrn2history
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>>735157301
I cooked food at home for more than three days
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>>735160815
why is Spain included in a map of Europe?
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>>735172330
The spartans were up there with the gay shit too, it just doesn't get talked about as much due to 300.
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>>735172134
all politicians are stupid. it's a pass-time for borderline retarded people with too much time & money. but i'm not canadian, so i can't pass to much judgement.
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>>735172315
Not worth the tax raise. how hard is it to brush your fucking teeth 2x a day? Anything deadly or consequential to health that originates in the mouth that isn't brushing related can be paid for with healthcare. niggahs aint telling you to see a dentist if you got mouth cancer
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>>735157301
I know the difference between casual shoes and running shoes.
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>>735172457
>borderline retarded people
>pass-time

What's it like on the other side of that line?
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>>735172408
>literally know for being the only city in Greece that didn't fuck boys

lul, 300 history
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>>735172487
/thread
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>>735172315
why should people pay of other people lack of character? take it away and give folks incentive to practice common sense instead.
>brush your teeth
>don't eat crap

>>735172546
peaceful, because you never get tricked by flase promises or feel the need to rely on other, like a parasite
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>>735172132
As a german i want to spit in your face

The M4 is a Frag grenade, even we know that
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>>735172408
Spartans were wayyy homo. Was not even an issue or a named thing until the Jews brought their anti-gay ideology to Rome and the stupid barbarian Europeans took one look at it, threw their own entire culture out in favor of it, and the mindless idiots have been following it ever since.
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>>735164196
Man, even the lil dude is pissed because his siblings are more retarded.
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How does it feel knowing the Muslims niggers in your countries are fucking your women right now? You'll never pass your pathetic seed now euro fag
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>>735172634
>not understanding he's retarded
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>>735172803
they fuck each other. the most common way for a mudslime to loose virginity, is to another mudslime.

girls i know that fucked a sandnigger always has the same thing to tell:
>supershy & inexperienced
>clitoris? i don't know that pokemon
>can i have anal plez
>i close my eyes for concentration
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>>735172803
They don't fuck our women, they explode on them.

Niggers fuck your women, don't they. How often can you yell at one in public and not be arrested? That's what I thought cuck.
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>>735164666
>Washington is supposed to be rainy all the time
>tfw thats a goddamn lie
>>
Im mixed race
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>>735162622
Wrong. It's a "gear stick" you american retard
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>>735172649
Savage
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>>735164154
they should be sterilised
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>>735172649
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>>735169269
Spotted the retard
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>>735173145
Lol Europe is the biggest cuck
>Let's a bunch of sandniggers in
>Still wants to to talk shit
I'm laughing while every European country gets fucked by sandniggers
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>>735161911
>when you realise america still has crippling debt
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>>735171691
The result of the FDA being paid off and allowing corporations to research their own products that they submit.
It's just like when you let a cop investigate themselves for criminal acts.

USA number one for people that shit themselves in public
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>>735173953
>>735173897
at least their debt is finally going down
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>>735174089
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>>735174141
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>>735161411
What the fuck is that gross monstrosity
>>
>>735174181
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>>735172649
Use to be shit. Go to /k/ and get shit on.
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>>735172576
>>735172576
ummm they were pretty known for gay shit
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>>735161869
How would destroying healthcare allow these people to even live?
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>>735173893
no bigger than

>literally has millions of gangbangers
>every ghetto is the US is more dangerous than Europes
>When niggers rob and rape your women you give them record deals

LOL

>when niggers rob and rape your women you give them TV channels

LOL

>when you go to the cops for help, they shoot you


Ultimate cucks. When someone fucks your woman, you sign them a record deal, than yell at other countries for not being as dangerous. Loling
>>
>>735164064
all porn is from the us u noobcake
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>>735174843
Nah our cops only shoot dumbass niggers. It's quite literally natural selection, not racist cops.
And when niggers rape a woman they go to prison, and niggers only get one tv channel.
As someone in South Texas, I say nigger a lot ironically but black dudes are pretty ok, it's ghetto niggers I don't like.
Mexicans, however. Oh Christ on a bicycle Mexicans piss me off.
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>>735164213

shit bait
>>
Jeg er Norsk.
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>>735157555
I've got a tiny little, baby-like dick, my wife's skin is brown, and she wears a facial scarf 24-7, my son's teeth are brown and crooked like a picket fence, and to use the bathroom, I just pop down to our town's local beach and dig a hole in the sand. Check and mate Ameri-fags. haha
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>>735157301
im calling the interpol to investigate this thread
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>>735173353
Pffft not calling it a select-a-gear move and go zoom thingy rod.
>>
>>735158943
Fuck, I need to go workout now
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>>735164431

same ten blonde us porn stars, new bait plz?
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>>735164703
know much about genetics?
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>>735164933
no, most europeans hate the sand people
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>>735162622
>shifter knob
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>>735162622

No, there's one more advantage. You don't look like a pussy.
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>>735174843
Lolllll
what about those rapes in Sweden and pretty much any other European country??
And you don't think you're going to have ghettos as well? after all Europe did let sandniggers and niggers in
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>>735164154
why'd this guy settle for the ham-sperg
why is the universe so fucked up
somebody explain
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>>735172803
clearly you never met a european women, virgin
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>>735164064

why do africans smell so bad, ewww
>>
>>735164154
>The guy's face.

"Kill us. Kill us all. Please."
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>>735164064
I thought blacked was american
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>>735175672
Clearly you've never met any women, virgin
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I wish I'd been born in Europe instead of the U.S. It seems like a real Mecca for open-minded and enlightened people.
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>>735165297
Your check engine light is on. Might wanna look into that. Also, of slightly less importance, who the fuck browses 4chan while in a car. God damn your life must be uber boring.
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