ITT; SHARE YOUR SECRETS

>>735151222
checked

did I ever tell you about the time my car tried to mother me in the back of my finger

i nannied my neighbors two daughters and I lotioned up and fucked the older ones feet while she was asleep
nobody knew

Cheated on my last girlfriend because we hadnt seen each other in weeks with some girl who was lonely and horny

>>735151359
moar

I paid full price to blacked.com

I'm a 17 years old slut who loves being fucked by old or fat men and I've been doing it since i was 14

I'm a faggot and want to date one of my best friends. His family is rich too, so that's a plus.

i sucked my best friends dick in highschool. ever since then ive wanted him to fuck me.

>>735151359
i dont understand why people bother making up these "i did X to her when she was sleeping" stories where they equate sleeping to a level 1 or 2 coma and think people will just believe it.

>>735151546
i bathed them and while they were watching cartoons I casually said I should lotion up their feet so I played with them lotioned them up and the older one fell asleep on the couch while I was playing with her feet

few pumps of lotion on the feet
about 5 or 6 mins of lotioned up slow grinding all over them blasted off all over them, left them to sleep

>>735151690
>fake and gay
but good to get the thread rolling I guess

>>735151763
these faggots would find this more believable if it was a boy

i once threw food at a homeless person. telling him to "eat this shit"

another Time I found a parking ticket on someone else's car and threw that shit away

>>735151294
No, do tell.

This one time the neighbor girl fell off her bike and became unconscious so i fucked her in my garage. She was twelve at the time and i still have the panties in my sock drawer.

>>735151842
Quite the autist.

>>735151827
its funny cause dumb parents who think things like this don't happen very often are exactly what allows it to happen

>>735151905
Altruist*

i've cheated on my military husband probably 100+ times. he's been back from deployment for a few weeks and i'm on the verge of breaking down and telling him, accepting that he'll probably strangle me to death. not even kidding.

I crossdress and stick dildos up my butt and post most of it on my tumblr.

Girls think its cute having someone they can put make up on and it makes it easy to get dates that way.

>>735151915
so dumb parents allow imaginary things to happen to their kids..

I will defend Donald Trump with my very last breath and think he's done nothing wrong or ever will.

I have put my dick inside a toilet roll.

>>735151972
is this actually georgia or another troll

My tongue is always white.

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I used to make my ex-gf (who did not have a job) earn her weed and clothes allowance with sexual favors.

$50 throatfuck (30 minutes)
$50 anal (spit for lube)
+$10 ass to mouth (each time)
+$50 eat anal creampie
$50 rimjob (15 minutes)
$100 piss toilet

Once I gave her $500 to be my slave for the day. Completely fucked her up. I got way more than my $500 worth, based on the chart. Didn't touch her cunt once for the whole day.

Ive stolen my stepsons stash twice. He's a punk ass pot dealer and he hides his stash in the stupidest of places. The last stash was a gallon ziplock bag packed full.

I love two girls rigth now. One leave me after 3 years and One stay with me for 2 years. ._.

>>735152217
Did you drink it all at once?

>>735152113
hi

>>735152307
sup georgia.

things not going great for you right now? how long has he been at home?

i keep putting myself in the same situations over and over, my life is just a circle of misery. i want to get wrecked emotionally and physically by someone

I've been abused by my 10 year older cousin when I was 5. Nobody know.

I'm bi and none of my friends know.

I'm holding out for new celeb leaks at some point. Would be epic if it were some of the ones in the top billed movies/shows of this year.

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I'm so adhd and addicted to porn that over time, that as I watched multiple porns, porn on multiple monitors, etc., I eventually started stitching together collages of various images that were arranged in themes to be incredibly arousing for me. I can usually cum before I scroll through them all at this point.

pic related is one of three exes; the most common cast are my exes, especially the youngest (who was 18 at the time), and creepshots of my sister.

>>735152349
>i want to get wrecked emotionally and physically by someone
we can probably arrange that if you like.

>>735151222
I secretly want to really be far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city

>>735151690
>Inb4 has a penis

>>735151690
underage b&

Bifag here, when i was in college(18-19ish), i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy

>>735152339
well on the surface things are great cuz i really missed him and he's back and that's great. but i'm living a lie and i'm gonna have to come clean or it'll eat me up inside. and idk if i've mentioned this but he has an anger problem (maybe that goes without saying for a ranger). im dead serious he will murder me

>>735152539
Go on?

>>735152172
Respect. If it's true

when I was 18 I tried to make out with a 15 year old

>>735151921
>Dumbass

If you throw someone's parking ticket away, they still have to pay it. Only now they didn't know they had to pay it and will also pay a late penalty or get points on their license lol.

I still play Destiny on PS4 and I think Destiny 2 looks like it's going to be a really good game.

>>735151972
Timestamp or gtfo

I prefer the band Everything's cover of Young Americans over the original David Bowie version of the song.

>>735151842
I like this. IRL you would be my friend.

>>735152632
Better be bait

I secrety slip the condom off when fucking hookers from behind.

When I was 24 I had a stash of panties given to me by my 16 year old cousin.

>>735151222
In grade 6 I volunteered as the human display for the female sex-ed class. My teacher made me strip down so that all the female could observe male anatomy. I'm pretty sure what I did was illegal and morally wrong but that's fucking rural China for you.

>>735152718
Any semi-intelligent being would feel the difference

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>>735152586
I am not a good person, but you don't know how powerful it is to be a man until you make a girl suck her dirty plug while you rape her asshole and pull at the clothespins on her nipples.

>>735152412
im a total pussy though, thats the issue

I have a tiny penis and love sucking dick and being made fun of

>>735152656
lurk moar

>>735152718
idk about hookers but as a non-hooker i can tell you i notice the difference down there x.x be careful

>>735152389
Share sister. Would you Fuck her? What if you found a friend or dude to Fuck your sister and let you secretly film in the closet or whatever. And then set up a threesome where she is tied up and blindfolded and won't know it's you?

I unironically loved the older seasons (1-8 or 9ish) of SVU. I feel the older seasons and the newer seasons have a DRASTIC quality gap and it's kinda sad.

>>735152717
Nope. I have almost 40 days played on 1 character alone and I have full intentions to buy Destiny 2 when it comes out for pc. The only reason I still have a PS4 is to play Destiny

>>735152866
I feel the same way! I thought I was the only one who notice the drop in quality.

>>735152544
Has he ever cheated on you? What's his job?

>>735152878
Bad game imo, but at least someone likes it

>>735152866
Nice dubs.

>>735152866
I watch that show a lot on nights I can't fall asleep. I seriously love it. Idk what it is but I fucking love watching it

>>735152814
>lurk most

Because lurking moar suddenly makes you able to tell whether or not some creep is impersonating someone else on an anonymous board?

Also if I were you, I would get him to Fuck you as hard as he can first. Tell him to go all out, channel his anger, etc. The male brain is totally different right after we cum and he will be tired.

>>735151581
Was it worth it?

>>735152544
> im dead serious he will murder me
given you've been talking about becoming an hero for a while anyway, sounds like that would be a solution to everyones problems?

from personal experience, coming clean about cheating never makes anything better. only worse.

>>735152985
not that i'm aware of, but you've probably heard the stuff about the soldiers abroad thing. he's a ranger infantryman in the army

>>735152945
Wasn't one of the most recent showrunners also an EP for Criminal Intent?

>>735151222
I'm a family member of a secret society that controls the world. We kidnap homeless people from time to time and perform human experiment on them in my play room. Some of them are still alive for 5 years now and are begging for death.

>>735152988
I know it's got a really shitty reputation and a lot of people don't want to spend the time to grind to max level, but if you do it's really enjoyable. And the pvp is really fun, that's mostly why I still play it. In fact I'm probably gonna go play it now.

>>735151990
>imaginary
yeah k bro
keep living in a world where you think 8-14yo girls aren't thirsty for cock and would suck one if presented with it

>>735152807
why is that the issue? once you set the ball rolling, you wont be able to back out.

>>735152569
dk what else to say really but he was super cute, blonde hair, blue eyes. perfect body, awesome ass, nice uncut dick. wonderful personality as well. we hung out/fucked a couple times a week at least, sex was better than almost every girl(15ish) ive been with. all around great relationship, i think the secrecy really helped. only 1 other person knew, or probably knew.

>>735152988
Checked

>>735152945
All but pandered to slash shippers...should probably keep my mouth shut as to not give any ideas but the point remains.

>>735153148
keep living in a world where people dont sleep normally, they go into comas where they cant feel or remember anything.

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>>735151222
I steal pepes off this website all the time without asking the poster.

I'm so disappointed with Alien: Covenant that idk if I'm feeling the hype for the next Predator movie anymore.

>>735153290
YOU! FUCKING! MONSTER!

>>735153276
Most of the time I'd agree with you, but if you wait an hour and get lucky, they might be deep rem. i cant wake up for shit once im out

>>735153045
it's an anonymous board, unless i tag literally every post with a fresh timestamp everyone can impersonate everyone. deal with it

>>735153065
but i'd probably do it in a less painful manner. he's going to fucking destroy me.

>>735153406
Tbh, I think even 20 years later and any future Alien movies will always have to deal with the shame that was Resurrection, and now Covenant.

If they'd just ended Arrow and killed off Oliver I still think the other shows could go on without it being around. Legends was killing it this year.

>>735153509
> unless i tag literally every post with a fresh timestamp
how about just one

>he's going to fucking destroy me.
are you actually thinking of telling him and don't want to risk getting fucked up?

there are options, but you have to want that outcome and I'm not sure you do.

>>735153687
>are you actually thinking of telling him
yes

>and don't want to risk getting fucked up?
yes

>there are options
do go on, mysterious man

>>735153644
Legends is the best in the Arrowverse series, but I think they should kill Thea. Oliver's pretty cool.

>>735153150
just what would detail really. theres specific things i want to happen and dont want to happen in tht kind of situation. i crave it yet fear it

>>735153741
>do go on

First step is accepting that either way your relationship is over the second you tell him. seriously, may-never-be-in-the-same-room together over.

Next up: I'm guessing you want to tell him in person right? not getting away with a text or a phone call here?

>>735153811
I think you are the scum of this world and should just end your life already. I doubt anyone would miss you. Most people would probably forget about you after a week anyway lol

>>735153371
this guy thinking kids don't sleep heavy when their feet have been rubbed with lotion and they're all groggy continues the gene pool of unsuspecting parents so I'm cool with that
I've straight tongued sleeping ass and the loli didn't wake up

>>735153770
Season 3 has some fucking shoes to fill, just saying it now.

>>735153843
he's my husband and i love him, no, this is not going to be a text or call thing. i've been thinking of telling him with someone else present like a lawyer or something

I know some don't believe its possible to mess around with people when they're asleep but I know from personal experience it possible.
Im a dude who sucked my sisters bf's cock when he was sleeping/stoned one night. He had no idea. Worst thing was he was twice my age. No actually the real worst thing was I'm not even gay, was just stupid and horny.

>>735153894
Season 2 was good but season 1 was the best.

>>735153882
Incoherent as all fuck

>>735151222
I've been catfishing a girl for years. I'm not gonna give specifics on the very slim chance she reads this, but she is really attached to me. I can't keep doing this forever even though I really like her, I don't have an idea of how to get out yet but I need to. God, please help me

>>735154037
dude imm fucking retarded what do you expect

be me. early 2x. sexy af gf, but was still young and sexy myself.

discover bad bruises ob gf during sexytime.

whodidthis.exe?
mydad.answer

cancel sexytime. know her dad is an alcoholic, so i go to his fav drinking bar and wait for him to go home.

beathimupinanalley.mf.exe threaten him to cut of a finger if he does it again.

everything good for a couple weeks. be happy. then it happened again. motherfucker was too drunk and forgot!

ask tattoo guy best friend for help. getmasks.sh and kidnap drunk dad, bring to tat guy and tattoo "i will not beat my daughter" on his micropenix and a bloody ring around one of his fingers.

he got the message this time. no probs since then. nobody knows, except tattoo buddy.

>>735153873
thanks! ^^

what the fuck am i reading right now

>>735154173
wtf I'm not even gonna try to decipher this. Maybe you should learn to write?

I've been jerking off on Omegle for 5 years, I'm very feminine looking and I've recently been starting to get guys off as well. I'm not even trying to be a trap and some don't even need to see my cock to blow their load. I just think it is pretty funny.

>>735152711
just saw this - thanks friend :)

>>735153943
>i've been thinking of telling him with someone else present like a lawyer or something

good thinking but you have to go further. you need to do it somewhere public with witnesses. doesn't have to be in a crowded restaurant, but there needs to be a bunch of people within earshot who can see and hear. ideally get the whole thing on film as a backup.

If you do it with a lawyer, do it at their office with a bunch of people around.. If you do it somewhere in public, ideally it's a park or something right near the police station so people will come running at a scream.

You cant go home after. you need to have the things you need to survive in a car or at another place beforehand.

There's a lot of other preplanning you should ideally do. the battered womens handbook, to make sure he cant track you down easily, and you're not staying somewhere he'll expect, and that the minimum number of people know where you are.

depending on how things go, you might be able to lighten up after a week or two or you might want to stay low. You get the lawyer to handle any official contact with him, you understand that you're losing a bunch of friends over this, you might want to move to another town to get away from it.

>>735154099
Watch the show, they bring up good ways to admit it. Its gonna suck either way, so go the route with least pain

>>735151222
My secret is that my secret is a secret.

>>735153943
>he's my husband and i love him, no, this is not going to be a text or call thing. i've been thinking of telling him with someone else present like a lawyer or something
don't be a cunt. just tell him.

oh wait, too late. you're already a cunt for cheating on him you lying whore.

tell him the truth and take your fucking medicine

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Got my first blowjob at 15 by my 60 year old neighbor. He blew me while looking at katy perry

>>735154253
Its all guud. Seriously, would wanna hit that cunt with the food. Really fucking hard in the head.

>>735154285
thanks, that's really good info. i'm ok with moving cuz i only moved here for him & his job. if i do this i'd tell him in a way like yours and then move right after.

>>735154345
i accept how shitty i am, don't worry

my gf and I bought condoms for my 12yo niece. She recently lost her v and has only had sex a couple times so far. She has always used a condom but we figure this way she has no excuse not to. She promised to always use one and honestly I think she will keep that promise. The main secret is not letting her parents know she is having sex. We told her she can come to our place if she needs somewhere safe/secret to have sex, or just hang out in general.

>>735154489
cam dat shit

>>735154489
How old was the guy?

>>735154390
if you want more info about the preplanning shit, drop a kik or come back into the thread when you're considering it. there's a tonne of small details you need to consider that can cause big problems if you miss.

>>735154550
maybe...

>>735154577
14 i think

>>735154285
>to make sure he cant track you down easily
he's a ranger you dumbfuck

>>735154489
Tell her she needs BJ lesson so she does it right with the guy ;)

I've posted before. I'm around 18 and for awhile now I've been wetting the bed. It's not every night but it's frequent. I haven't told my parents or anyone, and doubt they know. I plan on it soon, I don't want to go to a dorm till with issues. For now I've been ignoring the issue.

>>735154650
thats why she has to be extra extra about it.

>>735154650
Rangers aren't CIA. They're glorified army with survival training and better gear.

Are people this dumb that they believe everything in Hollywood?

>>735154390
>i accept how shitty i am, don't worry
shitty is not the word for you, you're a fucking traitor. expect him to think of you like he thinks of al quaeda or the russians. except you're worse, because you lied to him to win his trust, leech his money, and destroy his life. there is no excuse for what you did, and you need o tell him every fucking thing you did in detail immediately and take your medicine like a big girl you evil bitch.

>>735154489
Cracked open at 12 nice!

>>735154650
he's an army ranger not a tracker-in-the-woods ranger

>>735154786
you are 100% right

>>735154742
>thats why she has to be extra extra about it.
fuck her, she deserves what she gets. she;s probably projecting her own shittyness onto him anyway. she fucks anotehr guy, then excuses her conduct and continued lies and theft of his resources on

>muh anger issues

stupid cunt.

there's probably more honor in taht ranger than in her entire fucked up family line.

>>735154658
honestly not a bad idea in theory, but not gonna happen. We are both uncut too.

>>735154764
>Rangers aren't CIA.
all rangers know CIA and are trained in OPSEC and counterintel

>>735153103
Prove it

>>735151294
I remember this kek.

>>735153959
Dude if you ain't even gay why tf did you go to him instead of your sister? Think McFly, think!

I don't know about high or passed out and shit but there's no way a normal sober person would stay asleep if shit like that was going down.
When my cousin was asleep one time I touched her pussy and she fucking jumped up and let out a huge gasp. I immediately closed my eyes and pretended I was asleep so nothing happened. But still, she was wearing underwear and shorts and still felt the lightest touch.
Hell, one other time her best friend was sleeping over only wearing a tank top and I touched her boob and the exact same thing happened.

Don't believe /b/ guys, people wake up when you touch and grope them, let alone suck or fuck them obviously. Trust me, I learned the hard way. I thought I was gonna go into a comma from my heart beating so fast.

>>735154894
>Getting this angry at obvious bait
how is your summer going anon

>>735154896
I see gangbangs in her future

I'm looking to be a gay BDSM slave to old men.

>>735154918
>Opsec

Literally nothing to do with tracking civilians. He has as good a chance as anyone else with a computer and money for private investigator.

>>735154822
>he's an army ranger not a tracker-in-the-woods ranger
army rangers are elite hunters of human prey, my friend. unless she gets abducted by aliens, there is nowhere she can hide from a motivated ranger. she will have to be honest with him, do her best to make it up to him, and rely on his sense of honor. i'd suggest fucking him real real good first, letting him use his drug of choice, and then telling him. bring a lawyer into it and he's gonna fuck you up. be honest and submissive, and show remorse, and he will probably react more positively than you think. you're just projecting your own evil shit onto him.

but you CAN expect him to hunt down every guy you fucked and give them a wicked beatdown.

>>735154790
ya several of her friends are sexually active as well. no doubt she is an awesome fuck, she is going to make lots of boys happy. she has awesome body. also she shaves her pussy, just a fyi tidbit

>>735152106
I fucked the loo roll once, got a real nasty cut.

>>735155138
former army ranger here

this is 100% true we knew where osama was the whole time, they just never asked us

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>>735155138
the post you quoted was her :p

>be honest and submissive, and show remorse, and he will probably react more positively than you think
lolno.

>>735155138
You're definitely someone who voted trump in the primaries. Go back to your Steven Segal movies, dumbass.

>>735155095
how old are you? are you cute?

>>735155010
possibly. i wouldnt rule out girl-on-girl stuff either.

>>735155279
31. yes.

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>>735152106
My dick's too big to fit in one.

>tfw

>>735155201
>former army ranger here
>this is 100% true we knew where osama was the whole time, they just never asked us
people just don't realize how integrated the US IC really is, or how long it's arms really are.. he probably already knows everything she's done and he's just waiting to see if she has the integrity to come to him and tell him the whole truth. if she lies, she's done. if she tells the truth, which he probably already knows, he forgives her.

I've been on the verge of committing a quite horrific train incident
Things I've done
>touched hot women's asses
>touched teen girl asses
>rubbed my erect penis against hot chicks and schoolgirls
>rubbed a schoolgirls pussy from outside her skirt

>2 days ago my train was packed...tried to run my penis against a schoolgirl....she was angled wrong. Her station comes she gets off. I see queue outside. It's all guys.
>get off carriage and join the next one
>behind a business lady (don't even know if she's hot)
>I unzip my pants, pull my cock from my boxers and rub it against her in the open for a few seconds.
>scared about what the next level I'll go to

i'm about to go and vote for jeremy corbyn

>>735155266
>You're definitely someone who voted trump in the primaries. Go back to your Steven Segal movies, dumbass.
reality is unpleasant, sweet summer child.

>>735155385
cool story

>>735155385
Just like my jav movies

>>735154964
Yeah I dunno about sleeping, I woke from my gf blowing me. I did the huge gasp thing and freaked out. Weird i know because she can suck me as much as she likes when im awake, i dont care.
But this dude was stoned, he always passed out on the sofa and just could never be woken. Plus I was real slow and steady. I got away with it. Only did it coz I saw his cock hanging out of his shorts leg. Would never have done it otherwise. Wouldn't recommend it to others, he would have literally killed me if he woke up. Also never done anything gay again.

>>735155358
>if she lies, she's done. if she tells the truth, which he probably already knows, he forgives her.
that's how these "honorable warrior" types are.

>>735155459
Pretty sure an event like this means your very existence is a continual act of gayness.

>>735154786
Dumb nigger, women have needs

>>735152172
that sounds like a loving relationship, also, you seem to be an emotionally well-balanced human being. congrats to you.

>>735152487
>took zinc supplements
>can shoot birds from the sky

>>735155545
>Dumb nigger, women have needs
fucking other men while lying about it makes you a lying whore. nothing more. and if you continue to live off of his money while you do it, you're a thief too. if you have needs, get a a dog and a vibrator, you traitorous cunt.

on the upside, at least you don;t have any children with him, so he got off easy by not having his offspring polluted by traitor's blood.

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>>735155446
Amazingly enough I live in japan. I've spent so many years here that the trains are my playground.
I'm on a train and my leg is touching a chick now but it's not crowded enough to do anything

>>735151222

>be me
>29 and ready to settle
>no gf though
>this spring start dating a cutie
>she 24, looks 17 tops
>eventually we have sex
>tight pussy, nice boobs
>tells me she only has been with two guys before, never actually liked sex b/c her body was underdeveloped
>only started liking it two years ago
>also she values honesty and faithfulness, so she never did any ons
>mkay; I know her family, so I believe her
>fast forward a month
>way too soon to actually propose anything
>but if I am to marry, I wouldn't find a better girl
>one night while semi-drunk, browse 4chan
>stealthing thread
>I figure why not try that
>so one time when we have sex, I intentionally break the condom and cum buckets
>act surprised
>no pharmacy nearby and it's holiday, so no plan B pill
>fast forward another month
>she pregnant
>doc tells she pregnant for two months
>therefore I must've knocked her up the first time we had sex
>mfw

Anyways, the soon-not-a-secret is - I'm gonna be a dad :)

>>735155385
>>735155739
just hurry up and rape some bitches already

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>>735155882
One of the worse things is....before the phones here used to have a click on the camera that would deter perves like me from taking photos of chicks. Now for some reason they don't have the noise anymore. I was thinking about taking a pic of my dick against a chick.
I'm trying different things out to see what I can get away with. Here's a pic of my leg on the girl right now.

>>735156023
it was because apple bucked the trend and made their silent mode completely silent. a big fuck-you to local laws/guidelines.

after apple got away with it everybody started doing it.

>>735155255
>>be honest and submissive, and show remorse, and he will probably react more positively than you think
>lolno.
lying to someone's face who already knows you are lying, especially when their anger is justifiable, is a good way to get fucked up. far better to tell truth he probably already knows.

>>735156183
he doesn't know about it tho

>>735151222
my cock is so massive it's ridiculous :(

>>735156279
You think only women are too stupid to get out of a relationship with an irredeemable asshole that only ever hurts them?

>>735156172
Now I'm behind a slutty looking schoolgirl. Unfortunately now it's impossible to take a picture
I'll see if an opportunity comes up

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I think thigh highs are really hot

>>735156337
Yes. I routinely abused a girl's asshole for six years before I got tired of it. They won't leave.

>>735156331
ikr!! mine too!!1!

>>735156279
>he doesn't know about it tho
you don't THINK he knows.

he probably does.

and if you lie to him and hide that from him, after he;s been an honorable husband to you and laid his life down to protect his people, you are literally worse than the enemies he's had to fight to get lucky enough to get betrayed by you, the one person who was meant to be his safety.

you need to tell him. NOW. he deserves the truth. if not, you will incur a horrid karmic burden i'm pretty sure you don't want to bear, that is far worse than the burden of coming 100% clean to him.

how do you sleep at night?

>>735157183
>how do you sleep at night?
With another man.

>>735157183
Is being a faggot for rangers and/or insulting women a fetish for you or something ?

>>735157246
>>how do you sleep at night?
>With another man.
then you deserve everything you get. i see now why you're so worried he might get mad at you, it's not him. it's your own guilt eating away at you. enjoy the feels, literal prostitute.

I just signed a big damn book deal for a series I am writing. Self published the first book, got contacted by a publishing company when it performed well on Amazon. Got signed for 11 novels, and I put in my notice to quit my day job when my sales made enough money to pay my bills for the rest of the year.

I rarely get laid anymore, and I worry my wife is having a second affair, after I decided to forgive her and stay together, for the sake of the kids. I've found zero proof, it's just paranoid gut feelings.

I contemplate suicide daily, while talking my two best friends out of suicide and through suicidal thoughts multiple times a week.

Things are going so well and I am as depressed as I've ever been.

sometimes i go into peoples houses late at night and wreck up the place

>>735157322
>Is being a faggot for rangers and/or insulting women a fetish for you or something ?
i've known more than one soldier who has been betrayed because his bitch fucked Jodie while he was away spilling his blood saving their worthless lives. that's all. it's fucking evil.

>>735154489
I'm not being ironic: Buy a gun and blow your brains out

>>735157413
> spilling his blood saving their worthless lives.
sure because that carbomber in afghanistan he stopped was going to come over and fuck up rural america immediately right?

its a job. he was away on a work trip, she got horny and fucked around in the meantime. being a soldier makes that no different than if he was a salesman at a conference.

>>735157413
Politicans are evil too but I know you jump all over the Trumpster's dick in /pol/. Fuck off fetishist.

fucked a masseusse and cheated on my girlfriend with a client at work im a fucktard

I'm a boy

>>735157598
you motherfucker

>>735157507
>> spilling his blood saving their worthless lives.
>sure because that carbomber in afghanistan he stopped was going to come over and fuck up rural america immediately right?
spoken like a true beta cuck. maybe next time they'll let the one inbound to your neighborhood slip through, seeing how much you appreciate their work and all.

>its a job. he was away on a work trip, she got horny and fucked around in the meantime. being a soldier makes that no different than if he was a salesman at a conference.
no, its way worse, because a soldier bases his life on a code of conduct that centers around loyalty and trust. taking advantage of that rare kind of honestly, loyalty, and trust to take his money while scratching the itch between your legs, while knowing what an honorable man he is, is fucking degenerate in a way other acts of sexual betrayal never could be.

of course you'd have to have honor yourself to understand why, which, judging from your previous response, you don't.

>>735157507
Yeah, because Willy Loman totally ran the same the odds of watching his bros, the only people he's seen in months that weren't shooting at him, get blown up.

>>735157546
>Politicans are evil too but I know you jump all over the Trumpster's dick in /pol/. Fuck off fetishist.
i do not support trump.

>>735157366
I want to be you. Regardless of the shit that is going on in your life. All the best mang.

>>735157756
spoken like somebody who has never been in the armed forces.

trust me, it's not how you make it sound at all.

>>735152718
uhhhh you realize the condoms are probably not for her safety right?

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>>735157950
>spoken like somebody who has never been in the armed forces.
go to sleep, it's past your bedtime.

>trust me, it's not how you make it sound at all.
you can't instruct me on how it's like. i already know, little girl.

>>735157507
>>sure because that carbomber in afghanistan he stopped was going to come over and fuck up rural america immediately right?
>>735157763
>Yeah, because Willy Loman totally ran the same the odds of watching his bros, the only people he's seen in months that weren't shooting at him, get blown up.
^^^this.

fuckin' civvies, man. and they wonder why we'd rather blow our fucking brains out that deal with their suck-ass bullshit excuse for "relationships" once we rotate back to the world.

>>735158402
I can't believe they force people to sign up for that.

>>735158525
>I can't believe they force people to sign up for that.
it's a volunteer force just like she was in a volunteer marriage, key difference is he kept his vows, she broke hers. cunt. only way she can ever make it up to him is full disclosure and 100% loyalty for the rest of her life life. even then she doesn't deserve his mercy, but if she does those things, and he's an honorable man, he might show mercy. but continuing to lie, cheat, and steal, is a 100% sure way to NOT have that effect in him.

>>735158687
>it's a volunteer force just like she was in a volunteer marriage, key difference is he kept his vows, she broke hers. cunt. only way she can ever make it up to him is full disclosure and 100% loyalty for the rest of her life life. even then she doesn't deserve his mercy, but if she does those things, and he's an honorable man, he might show mercy. but continuing to lie, cheat, and steal, is a 100% sure way to NOT have that effect in him.
honestly he ought to leave her on the outside looking in. depends on how much he loves her, if he loves her anymore.

>>735158687
Or you know a good ol fashioned murder suicide.

>>735151739
Greentext

>>735158783
>>>735158687 (You)
>Or you know a good ol fashioned murder suicide.
that's bullshit drama designed by her to cover her own ass and help her rationalize continuing to lie, cheat, and steal. she's doing what other literal prostitutes do, trying to make him look like the bad guy to cover her ass in the eyes of others. lulz. funny how everything in the marriage is just fine until she fucks some other dude, then its all his fault.

>>735158783
>Or you know a good ol fashioned murder suicide.

bu.. bu.. but anon, I CAN'T do the right thing and tell him, because he might hurt me, even though he's never done anything like that before.

>guilt

if he really was abusive, she'd already be gone, she wouldn't feel guilty about living a lie. she feels that way because deep down inside she is ashamed, rightly, of being a whore and betraying love. so she keeps lying to herself and making excuses not to tell.

psychotic

grow a pair and own up to your shit, femanon.

>>735159103
Either that or suicide by cop.

when my nieces stay at my place I let them shower with me. have done it many times

>>735151294
Fonger

>>735151222
>>>735151222
>>doc tells she pregnant for two months
>>therefore I must've knocked her up the first time we had sex

Or shes cheating on you. Make sure that baby doesnt come out brown goy.

>>735155815
Congrats anon

I have a 12.5 inch dick and I'm thinking about going into porn (I'm 18).

>>735155815
Make sure you really are the father.

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Want to be cucked by my gf. She started really working out hard to compete im fitness competitions. She gets stared down by so many dudes now. At first it made me insecure and mad but now it just turns me on to see how many people men and women want her. My dream now is to watch a jacked guy or girl fuck her and make her cum so hard. Pic related. From a photo shoot she booked. Briana.

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>>735157950
>spoken like somebody who has never been in the armed forces.
Just because your unit was a bunch of dishonorable assholes doesn't mean everybody's is, pic related.

But nah, don't listen to a guy like me about subjects like honor.

>>735151972
Please kys you slut

I sometimes stop at highway parking stop, where the truckdrivers can see me and fuck my pussy with a dildo .

bmpp

I like watching dogs balls jiggle

>>735151222
I fantasize about female prisoners being forced to strip naked in a group and expose their bodies, even spreading their pussy lips wide to show the pink.

>>735159610
Pedo?

>>735161729
nah, but most of society would think i probably am.

>>735153154
Who knew? Were you ever close to being found out? How did you bridge the emotional development gap?

>>735161729
I used to shower with my dad when I was small. No problem with that, even his dick was close to my face. Later I knew he fabbed next to me. But when I was a little girl it was ok for me

>>735160741
i might tbh ._.

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So... Im 28 English, GF is 26 eastern Euro.

She's attractive (pic related) and gets attention. She has never done anything to encourage it and even dresses quite conservatively in public. I have actively encouraged her to be a bit more brave with her dress in the past. Always seemed the loyal type.

I have had her FB password for a long time now (hangover from previous relationship) without her knowledge. Recently, she started talking to a guy on behalf of her friend to hook them up together. Well... then she started talking to him a lot and then they were flirting. He was being direct, saying he wanted to see her body etc; she was being hard to get, none of her replies were particularly bad on their own but they are cumulatively too far. She should have shut him down long before and refused to talk, rather than, 'you are going too far now, be careful' and then continue to talk. I should note here that this conversation is in Cyrrilic Russian, which I dont understand (google translate sucks, btw).

I was ok to sit on the situation and just see what hapenned until she arranged to go out to the club with her friend (the one she was trying to hook him up with) and then invited him out as well.

When I dropped her off I offered to pick her up and she was all 'its ok, we can find a way home, taxi or something' when I already saw that she had arranged for this guy to pick them both up.

Basically, I was freaking out inside and decided I had to act. So I made a throwaway FB account and sent a file of the conversation to myself. I then confronted her when she got home. She then said it was all nothing and she was taking the piss out of him, it was irony etc.

So I had a full blown meltdown from this and cumulative with some bad shit when I was a kid/teenager and I am currently seeking professional mental help. Starting cutting myself too, which I have never done.

>TLDR; OP has an almost cheating GF, a mental breakdown and doesn't know what to do.

>AMA

>>735161863
Nudist? You must have a wife for their parents to let it take place.

>>735161929
>i might tbh ._.
don't kill yourself.

redeem the situation by telling him the truth and making it right.

>seeing this white chick
>date, sex, etc.
>didn't work out in the end
>seeing this asian chick
>date, sex, etc.
>she was adopted by white people
>mentions she has older sister but never saw what her family looked like until then
>sister comes back, hear familiar voice
>holy fuck it's the girl i was fucking before

tldr; fucked sisters that aren't blood related. that counts right?

>>735161921
He never touched you in any sexual way?

>>735162016
i can't do it alone he will legitimately murder me

>>735161916
he was a good friend ive known since preschool. we did a good job not letting anyone know, aside from him.

>>735162057
He lotioned me sometimes,but no sexual touch.

>>735161952
>So I had a full blown meltdown from this and cumulative with some bad shit when I was a kid/teenager and I am currently seeking professional mental help. Starting cutting myself too, which I have never done.
she lied to you. that's on her. not you.

if you confront her and she does anything except admit to the lie and ask you to forgive her, fuck the bitch.

it's a slippery slope, my man. give her an inch, she will be taking niggerdick on the sly before you know it.

>>735161978
not nudists, just a close/open family. their parents are perfectly ok with it

>>735162169
That's just taking care of you as he should do. How old were you?

>>735162260
European?

We had sex over spring break, and I swore to take it to the grave.

>>735162290
usa

>>735162082
>i can't do it alone he will legitimately murder me
that is a bullshit excuse. tell. him. now.

you are trying to cover your own ass by making excuses for your own degeneracy, blaming him in advance for something he hasn't even done yet, to cover something you HAVE.

or you can just let guilt eat your guts out.

>>735162236
I know where you are coming from.

Thing is, she said it was because I was distant for a couple of month prior to this starting (which I was - car crash made me a bit depressed) and that he made her feel interesting, hence why she didn't shut him down completely. She thought I was not in love with her anymore and that maybe I was cheating (I can work some long or unpredictable hours). So she is saying it was my fault. While I understand that it doesn't excuse what she did, she does have a fair point of arguement.

The wierd thing is, me and my ex used to swing with my friends. She knows I am into that sort of thing but has always said she isn't interested, although selling her panties and pictures/sexting on Kik is something that we do sometimes, mostly as a couple.

>>735162279
the first time I remember I was four. We took a bath and I felt something on my back and asked him what it was and he showed me his penis and I tried to dig it under water and laughed, because it became bigger

Been fucking a married chick at who I work with.
She loves anal and let's me do anything to her. Quite a little slut.
Have to end it soon....Think she's getting attached and she has kids.
Oh well, was fun for a bit.

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>>735162421
Oops, forgot pic

>>735162082
>i can't do it alone he will legitimately murder me
do you seriously think he works for the government and he doesn't already know? he's probably waiting to see whether your actions show you to be an honorable woman who made a mistake, or a lying, stealing whore who gives no fucks about him. or yourself. you already know what you have to do, femanon. he deserves better than you have treated him.

fix it now.

>>735162439
Till what age did you shower with him?

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Was molested at 14. And by molested I mean fucked in the ass by a 45+ y/o man, none of that "he touched me inappropriately shit"

AMA if yo' curious

PREFACE: Sexually promiscuous and exploring my bisexuality. Was always straight up about my age.

>>735162421
>So she is saying it was my fault.
she's covering her own ass. bitches do that.

women are literally like retarded children, they can't man up and take responsibility for their own actions for shit, even when caught red handed. you know how many ex-girlfriends of mine bent me over and then tried to create a false accusation or false narrative to make me look like the bad guy after?

sorry anon, you don't get to take responsibility for this one, you did the right thing. if she was loyal, she shouldn't have lied about talking to the guy. if she says anything except "i'm sorry, please forgive me, i'll never do it again"...

cut her loose. she will only have damaged herself by losing a good dude, and you will be free to find someone worthy.

if a bitch will lie about talking to a guy that way, she will lie about that side niggerdick she's taking that you don't know about.

I've been secretly dating my cousin for the past 2.5 years. We already had a foundation of something before we found out we were cousins somehow or another and killed the whole situation after finding out.

Then at the next gathering we addressed the elephant in the room and came to the conclusion "fuck it, I like you way too much"

We go far away from our usual spots for dates so we don't bump into anyone we know. Right now I live 1.5 hours or so away from home and my cousin joined me about two months later with the story of her finding a job in the area and her and I would be cutting costs by rooming together.

In reality we're living together and at this point it's hard for either of us to just completely drop it because we know it can't last forever being that we're related.

SUMMARY: don't date your hot cousin

>>735155138
Be honest, do own, or dream of owning a katana?
Rangers are canon fodder, they place them at varying ranges of the enemy guns to check the range, hence rangers. She mentioned he has an anger problem, an anger problem is NOT an asset to an elite force..

>>735162483
>Oops, forgot pic
she's pretty. fuckboys will be swarming her like flies. i'm warning you, keep that shit on lockdown, or else accept your status as a cuck.

>>735162346
>>735162509
i want to but i dont know if i can

>>735162610
Till I was seven... My parents had their divorce and he moved out. I stayed with him on the weekends. When I was afraid I slept in his bed. Heard him moan while wanking next to me

>>735162618
>AMA if yo' curious
are you a guy or a girl?

why did you keep it secret?

Since I married my wife 7 years ago, I cheated on her with 4 other women
> An friend of mine from high school times
> A coworker of my wife
> A coworker of mine
> A kindergarden teacher from my daughters kindergarden

>>735151222
I'm not nearly as alpha as I pretend to be

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>>735162727
Yeah I guess so. The fucked up thing is if she had said to me before she was interested in flirting with someone else I would have been well up for it, and used it to spice up our own sex life. dafuq, woman.

We are in a fixed term contract on a rented property atm that I cant afford to keep going on my own so my hands are tied. I don't have any friends in a position to move in with me either.

I have literally JUST got a mortgage deposit together and we have just started house shopping. As it stands, the money is all mine and because she is an agency worker she cannot use her income towards the mortgage so there is no way to even add her to the mortgage. So when this happens, I will have full control and can dictate what happens.

Thing is, I don't even want to split with her.

>inb4 kys fagit

>>735162862
Thanks. Tbh it's my first GF on that level of attractiveness. I fully expect swarmimng but I wanted to see what it's like to be on the other side of the fence for once

>>735162991
None of us are mate

>>735152711
Summerfag edgelord

>>735162809
>Be honest, do own, or dream of owning a katana?
wut?

>Rangers are canon fodder, they place them at varying ranges of the enemy guns to check the range, hence rangers. She mentioned he has an anger problem, an anger problem is NOT an asset to an elite force..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdRx8ZduncM

Nihge

>>735162809
>an anger problem is NOT an asset to an elite force..
never seen combat, have you?

pussy.

My biggest secret is that I stalk my ex on fb

>>735151294
Fonger

>>735162917
Guy. With another dude.

Because of the stigma. And more obviously, how the fuck can you let that out to anyone without recognizing your own shitty horny humanistic behavior influencing your decision?

Idk man. I mean I like to think I'm a solid individual after it, but totally made me recognize peoples capacity to take advantage of shit circumstantially.

>>735162895
>i want to but i dont know if i can
you can. you just don't want to because it exposes your faults. fucking do it, femanon, or you will never respect yourself. nor will anyone else who knows you. do you like being a cumdumpster for randos? because that's what the rest of your life looks like unless you make this right.

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>>735163173
You think that's bad? I stalk my current gf

>>735161952

>>735162901
That's pretty respectful all things considered

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Once probably killed a dude.

Have saved two guys from death tho so I view it as im still on +1.

https://youtu.be/kuXLQ-T5scs

>>735163350
greentext/story pls

>>735163249
i want to. how do i even go about it?!/

>>735152217
I fucking love it! LOL

>>735160934
Go on..

>>735163406

>Once found a drunk dude alone with a huge scar in his head, so drove him to the hospital
>Once did CPR on a old guy.

As for the killing part, yeah no, Im not giving details there yet, but it wasnt intentional.

>>735162993
>Yeah I guess so. The fucked up thing is if she had said to me before she was interested in flirting with someone else I would have been well up for it, and used it to spice up our own sex life. dafuq, woman.
exactly. she's moronic. like i said, soft in the head like newborn puppies, man. how could she possibly think dishonesty would be better than
literally ANY other option?

>We are in a fixed term contract on a rented property atm that I cant afford to keep going on my own so my hands are tied. I don't have any friends in a position to move in with me either.
for how much longer? you can room with her as a flatmate you know. and she can get the silent treatment and have all the sideknob she wants.

>I have literally JUST got a mortgage deposit together and we have just started house shopping. As it stands, the money is all mine and because she is an agency worker she cannot use her income towards the mortgage so there is no way to even add her to the mortgage. So when this happens, I will have full control and can dictate what happens.
good. that makes her completely fucking stupid to have done what she did, and even more reason for her to show remorse, and make it right.

>Thing is, I don't even want to split with her.
and a frog doesn't wanna bump his ass every time he jumps, either. i'm just warning you, if you tolerate dishonesty in the least little bit, it will only grow, and eventually she will be taking strange cock, especially if she's pretty, or sexually degenerate. so unless you like the taste of other guys' jizz when you eat her out, i'd strongly suggest nipping that shit in the bud, or giving her her walking papers. the world is full of lady bits bruh, but you only have one life to make good with.

>>735162993
>Thanks. Tbh it's my first GF on that level of attractiveness. I fully expect swarmimng but I wanted to see what it's like to be on the other side of the fence for once
dude she's beautiful. nice tits, pretty smile. but a pretty woman with no loyalty and discretion is like a gold ring in a pig's snout.

fucking repulsive.

>>735163245
>Guy. With another dude.
i'm sorry bro.

>Because of the stigma. And more obviously, how the fuck can you let that out to anyone without recognizing your own shitty horny humanistic behavior influencing your decision?
i get it. just remember, it wasn't your fault, ok? and the only person it reflects negatively on is him, not you.

>Idk man. I mean I like to think I'm a solid individual after it, but totally made me recognize peoples capacity to take advantage of shit circumstantially
I know. like 90% of people are fucked in the head and completely self-serving. the 10% need to stick together.

>>735163548

>Arguably mentions most interesting thing about yourself

>Decides not to divulge information in a non-revealing manor.

PUSSY. FAGIT.

>>735157366
Hire a PI for peace of mind.

>>735154764
Yes. Yes they are.

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>>735163577
Contract is until mid-August. As far as the rommie situation goes, I don't know if I can live in such a situation that long. Especially if she gets side dick as well.

Because of stuff when I was a kid I have some anger issues. Like, im calm, calm, calm and then when I explode it's game over, red mist sorta thing. I don't wanna put myself at risk of doing something stupid and getting in trouble with the police (have a previous record too).

I was thinking of suggestion an open relationship. I don't think se would be excited about it though. Thoughts?

Another secret of mine is that I soon badly wanna move to the states that I consider to go illegally

>>735163447
>i want to. how do i even go about it?!/
you call him on the phone and you tell him in a way he can't lash out physically.

begin by saying "honey, I made a mistake, and I'm asking you to please hear me out because it's all my fault, and I'm so, so sorry."

explain in detail what you did. leave nothing out.

then say "I will do whatever you say, whatever you want me to do, to make this right. I love you and I don't want to lose you. please forgive me."

and whatever he asks? you do.

if he asks for all your passwords, you give it to him. if he asks to talk to you every half hour all day, you let him. if he asks to go with you everywhere you go, you do it. because you betrayed him. and if you are lucky enough that he's a merciful, loving man, you OWE him whatever he requires, for the rest of your life, to regain his trust, which you shattered.

P.S. You better expect him to get mad, and don't shame him for it either, it's YOUR FAULT. Put your big girl panties on and take it like a woman.

if, for some reason, he finds you too repulsive to take back, you should suggest marital counseling with a counselor of his choice.

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>>735163795
Brah.

Never had a feeling of such mutual understanding until a reply such as this.

I appreciate the sentiment man, but you've just re-affirmed my preconceptions of a shitty human being taking advantage of a kid.

And as a result I DID molest.

Definitely a mix of emotion and libations (cheap wine is some shit, yo.), but dude, shit fucked me up fam.

I'm just humbled that I have the capacity to look at my decisions with some objectivity and rationality.

>>735151222
I can deepthroat myself after a good stretch

>>735163972
>Another secret of mine is that I soon badly wanna move to the states that I consider to go illegally
are you a qt3.14?

wanna green card?

drop kik.

>>735164085
i like that approach. that might work best. i'm most scared about him going physical on me in rage if i tell him in person. would you be ok with talking more about this?

>>735164185

wow. this must be really handy.

i think most men would if they could.

>>735157366
You shouldn't have to worry about an affair. Get things in order discretely to leave her. Get any evidence you can in case she tries to get money out of you afterwards. Try to get her to admit her cheating in front of a marriage counselor or somebody else. Act like you are trying to work things out and just need transparency. Then, go travel. Not the tourist type travel. Go explore new cultures and get to know the world. Write you stories on the road. I prefer 3rd world countries, but that's just me. Death will come to all of us so you don't need to think about it so soon. Go out and see the world. You might find something/someone to live for on the way. Good luck! (Btw, care to share what the books are or at least what genre?)

>>735161952
Your accusation was fair. Should have dumped the bitch.

I fucked a porn star. I was awesome and cost much less than I thought it would.

>>735163875
dat azz tho..

>Contract is until mid-August. As far as the rommie situation goes, I don't know if I can live in such a situation that long. Especially if she gets side dick as well.
then kick her out, it's her fault. line up another roomie before you do it, and boot her, specially if she lies and fucks with other men.

>Because of stuff when I was a kid I have some anger issues. Like, im calm, calm, calm and then when I explode it's game over, red mist sorta thing. I don't wanna put myself at risk of doing something stupid and getting in trouble with the police (have a previous record too).
it's ok to be angry anon, it's not okay to be violent. there is a difference. find the line and don't cross it. you know how to do that.

>I was thinking of suggestion an open relationship. I don't think se would be excited about it though. Thoughts?
open relationships are largely loveless. i'd prefer a hooker, to be honest, and I've never purchased pussy in my life. if there's no love, there;s no relationship and you're just fuckbuddies. which is fine, if that's all you wanna be, but for me, it's hard to demote myself from love of her life to live-action dildo.

she;s not gonna be happy being with someone she doesn't give her whole self to, and you;re not gonna be happy with any woman who witholds part of herself, unless it's just about getting to come, in which case a literal whore is less attachment and headache, tbh.

>>735164223
>i like that approach. that might work best. i'm most scared about him going physical on me in rage if i tell him in person. would you be ok with talking more about this?
of course. my kik is iesouskurios

>>735164227
Shit feels better than sex was with my ex

Best part is, no protein or zinc goes to waste when I nut. Just reabsorb that shit like a female rat does when she eats her own babies.

>>735160365
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Got any pics?

About to cheat by going on a date with local japanese qt.

my ex gfs mom is/was a prostitute but a shitty one. i'm talking about putting herself out there but too scared to go through with it. i don't need to mention that my ex had a shitty childhood and she's hot but stupid and insecure.

my ex got drunk and pissed me off one night so i took her back. i'm a shitty guy for the most part and i was raging pissed and horny, so i straight up took my wallet and told her mom do it now and you get paid.

she was shocked and telling me not now not around her daughter and she can't its wrong blahblahblah i took out the cash and she finally stopped for a moment and said "she can't know"

$50 i nutted three times. my ex was sober enough to hear it all (she admitted this to me after our breakup)

i still went back to take it out on her mom once a week or so and my ex walked in on her going down balls deep on me and she just pretended nothing happened.

i'm a shitty guy and i'm going to hell.

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>>735164351
she says it looks a lot worse than it is due to google translate being shitty. Thing is, the only Russian speaking people I know are her friends.

I just wish I could get a good translation so I can get a solid idea of what was said :/


>>735164436
I see your point. I guess I just don't want to let her go. It's not that she's attractive, it's just that everything else is great, bar her not being as sexually experimental as I would like

>>735160934
Oh shit! I would love to see that. Would it turn you off if you could see one of the guys jerking off to you?

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>>735151972
End your life, you fucking whore.

>>735164617
Japanese girls unleash hell once you do them wrong so you be careful with that qt.

>>735164790
Trying to remain as much anon with her as I can. Fuck her and get out, but knowing my conscious.. It will just end after one date..

>>735164691
>I see your point. I guess I just don't want to let her go. It's not that she's attractive, it's just that everything else is great, bar her not being as sexually experimental as I would like
that's all well and good, but there is no such thing as partial loyalty, and if she can;t be trusted in small things, she can't be trusted in large ones. lies about meeting a guy at a club today turns into STDS, bastard children that aren't yours, and painful and costly divorces later.

honesty and loyalty are the absolute two most indispensible factors for any relationship that is meant to go beyond getting your willie wet. and it's gotta be two ways.

>>735151972
Post tits. You're a whore anyway may as well.

>>735164790
>Japanese girls unleash hell once you do them wrong so you be careful with that qt.
Japanese culture in general is like that. It's called Honor. A person would rather commit Hara-Kiri than betray one's family or beloved.

>>735161952
She's probably being honest. Be cool with it. Keep an eye on her though. She is either ready to cheat or just naive and that's even more dangerous. If she wasn't a virgin when you got together then, treat it as a throwaway relationship or practice. There's no point in hurting yourself over second-hand pussy. Btw, what happened when you were a kid?

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>>735164895
Thanks for the advice bro, I guess I got some thinking to do.

Pussy for your time

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>>735164968
>Post tits. You're a whore anyway may as well.
this.

>>735165029
Hmmm, maybe I should consult my hand first, before my cock does anymore deciding..

>>735165029
Women don't have honor, no matter how squinty their eyes are.

>>735162017
LOL, that's cool. I bet it will be awkward on holidays. Imagine being the old girlfriend's new guy and knowing you fucked all the daughters in the family.