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>another day spent without owning a rolex Explain yourself

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>another day spent without owning a rolex

Explain yourself
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That hand is seriously disturbing.
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its like if patrick from spongebob gets a watch
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Because apparently Rolex only makes watches for fat fucking Kirby forearms
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>>735148651
Because I'm not a fat loser fuck who can't get laid.
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>>735148651
Explain your fatness you frigging blob. How many times have you had to fish that rolex outa your shit when you get too carried away at the buffet?
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>>735148651
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>Expensive
>Obsolete
No thanks.
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>>735149121
/thread
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>>735148651
i don't derive my sense of identity from status symbols
now your turn
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>>735148651
Looks like half the price you payed was getting extra links
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>>735148651
you should go to gym and start eating healthy faggot
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>>735148651
Nice knock-off.
The dial isn't even properly aligned.
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>>735149184

>i don't derive my sense of identity from status symbols

this anon knows
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>>735148907
True this. Also, my phone tells time too
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>>735149184
Being a fatfuck = Status symbol
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>>735148651
I want to play bloody knuckles with her
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I own a Citizen Eco-Drive. Eat it.
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I can spend my money on smarter purchases, like quality guns, or investments to multiply that money, my IQ is also above 78
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>>735148651
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Yeah, I was going to drop $40,000 on a gold Rolex. But then I said "Wait a second, I'm not an idiot".
So I bought a $40,000 airplane instead.
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>>735148651
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>>735148651
>>735149575
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I don't need a watch I'm glad u like yours though :)
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>>735148651
>>735149575
>>735149609
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>>735148651
>Machinist
I literally can't wear them unless I want to lose my hand/arm.
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>>735149678
Ayy ima machinist too. What kind of machining do you do
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>>735148651
My phone is also expensive and tells time
Rolex aren't synced to an atomic clock
You're just a brand loyalist with no original thoughts. Fucking die.
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>>735149701
Gumball machine
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>>735149396
not fat fuck op I have alot of guns but I also live near Vegas I like to wear my rolex when I go out to gamble and blow money. Have lots of money put away from penny stocks and an IRA nothing wrong with buying nice shit but never live above your means which op would be doing if it was real
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>>735149531
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>>735149701
Right now I'm in a night class to learn up some CNC, just learned how to do canned cycles and bolt hole patterns.
Super excited to get into something I always wanted to do, work with my hands and make things.
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>>735148651
I have one. Barely wear it. Pretty sure your impending diabetes will mask any sex appeal you get out of an oyster perpetual
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>>735148651
btw yours looks fake. bezel looks a bit off
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>>735150234
>>735150356
yours is fake too
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>>735150050
Die maker here CNC was great to learn but the job I have we order tooling instead of making it fucking sucks
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>>735148651
Bruh eat a salad
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I think I found OP
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>>735151207
top kek
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>>735150448
10000000000000% sure its not though lmao
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>>735148651
cause its over rated shit MK watches are better...
Only dumb dumbs richies buy rolex
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>>735148651
I'me not insecure about the size of my penis
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>>735151023
>Tool and Die
>can't do his job because they rather buy
But WHY. What kind of shop are you in? Automotive, industrial, or local?
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>>735148651
>diving watch
>too buoyant to dive

Nice try, OP.
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>>735148651
What are knuckles OP?
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>>735148651
I haven't seen this shitpost for at least 18hrs
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You look like fucking patrick star faggot

>no patek
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>>735148651

I'm $175,000 in debt and spent part of last friday so drunk I fell in the ditch and lost my glasses. I also live with my parents thanks to being an impoverished mentally ill drunk degenerate.

I have a fucking PhD and JD.
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>>735148981
underrated
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your arm looks like an uncooked chicken leg
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Looks like a hoofless elephant foot
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>>735149121
lost
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why would you attach a watch to this fat sausage?
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