Can't sleep... anyone wanna chat a bit?

>>735146021
NO FUCK OFF

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I wonder what that stain on the ceiling is

>>735146531
Great thx for asking.... it all started in the north mountains of Germany I was a wee young lad and winter in full effect....

>>735146664
FUCK YOU STOP!

>>735146763
Her name was matilda.... skiddish to say the least. She wore a big puffy north face jacket, about to sizes too big. Perhaps it was her brother's, but that, will never be known.

>>735146960
i wanna hear the whole story

>>735147232
It was the third year of the "great" war. Both our father's were away. Matilda and her mother, Blanch, lost their house and moved in with me and my mother. Nevertheless, the word great never meant the same to me again

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>>735147459

>>735147586
Those two weeks in January I will never forget. I pursued and she withdrew, she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. Tight is not the word.

>>735147854
what happend as next uncle billy?

>>735148270
The uncles were in the War II numbnuts

>>735148366
i wanna hear the whole story

>>735148864
ive also wondered but fuck that shit i wanna know whats happend to matilda

>>735148976
She's not with us anymore

>>735149110
It was a Tuesday, noonish.

>>735148864
>sells a watch worth $5
>lol $15 shipping
>ITS FREE GUIZ XD

We found an old barracks, a fort with a house with cots. It was abandoned since the front lines have moved into South Dakota. She presented.

>>735146021
anything in particular keeping you up?

>>735149606
Either falling asleep during the day drunk or withdrawals I can't tell

>>735149684
ah maybe both. is that all youve been up to lately?

>>735149742
Meh, just made level 93 on Battlefield 1. But I'm 2000 miles over my oil change, I'm a mess

>>735149742
Also I have no idea what I'm going to do with this Matilda story

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>>735146021
Sup faggot! Where you from?

>>735149810
nice, tbh ive never played it. im sorry dude
its fine if you dont finish it i think

>>735149963
Nettykit

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Been having 10-12hr shifts, tired and lonesome is all.

>>735150124
Thx for talking bro. I just started watching this episode of episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent on right now and it has the kid from Boys Meets World in it. On the USA channel

>>735150263
Wanna move in when my mom passes? It ain't going to be long. It's just me and her and she's got the cancer

Anyhow, the cot was new at the time. It had all these Springs around the thin mattress like a modern-day trampoline. I will never forget the sound, she made.....

>>735150288
no prob! i only rlly watch svu & i dont have cable
how do you like it?

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>>735150695
SVU is on later, oh that detective Benson....

>>735150791
Oops, wrong pic

>>735150816
lmaoo sure ;)
your type?

>>735150896
These are their stories

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>>735150343
No thanks m8, thanks for the offer I guess.

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Svu just started!

>>735151141
I guess we'll be alone by ourselves then

>>735151159
good shit! what other shows do you like?

>>735151159
And apparently their r8ing my dick

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>>735151159
SVU IS THE BEST SHOW TO BINGE!
Love that show!
>>735151203
Sorry m8, but I need to get my stuff in order first.

>>735151210
Too close for comfort with Ted Knight is awesome I like all the old school stuff TJ hooker, cHips, and Better Call Saul I can't stand that the episode ends and I have to wait another week to see what happened

>>735151291
Not to worry buddy

>>735151383
ill make sure to check these out sometime. just curious, how old are you?

>>735151475
32

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speaking of shows, what do you anons think of master of none?

She let out a moan, one that Rivals The House of the Wolves. Her mother caught us, but that was not the end of it to say the least

>>735151615
I don't got Netflix. But if I did I would be watching Bill Burr's F is for family

>>735151636
Howl of the Wolves*

>>735151636
The following Tuesday, Matilda started school. My mother had gone to market for potatoes and whatnot. It was just me and Blanch

>>735151559
aah, im younger

>>735152073
The Long deployment of her husband's task played a big part part in the demise of blanch's psyche. She yearned for accompaniment

>>735152199
But unlike Matilda, she got straight to the point. She wiped all the bowls of food and tableware off the table on top, and crawled towards me.....

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>>735152330
At This point she knew I did not have a penis. She knew I was a transgended young boy.... talk about sciccors lol

Yes, I really don't have anything else to do

>>735152503
But then Matilda arrived from school comma and I suddenly grew a penis....

>>735153014
And then there were two

>>735153060
Penises

>>735153128
And Matilda has no idea what is going on....

Thanks guys I'm getting sleepy, hopefully I dream about Matilda