$1,000,000,000.00 But you can never have sex again for your

>>735145697
For 1 billion? Yes, I would do it. Sex is overrated anyway.

what is the fucking point of having a billion dollars if i can't use it to buy a loli sex slave for my raep dungeon

fuck no lmfao

Absolutely.

>>735145697
Hell yeah

Fingering is not sex, right? I would just pay for plastic surgery to put all the nerve endings from my dick in my fingers.

>again
>implying I've already had sex
yes, I'll take the wizard money

>>735145697
be specific on ''sex'', like cant fuck a trap, get a bj, anal, sex toys or even jack off ?

>>735145697
A. exact same life as now but get $1 billion
B. exact same life as now but get $0

Hmm, guess I'll choose A

does getting bj's and handjobs count as "sex"?

>>735145697
Yes, if I can still fap

>>735146063
agreed

How am I not having sex again though? Like physically incapable? Legally? what's the catch? Because If I'm still physically capable I'll take the money and hire someone to murder whoever said I can't have sex.

>>735146040
good luck with that lol

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>>735145697
Yes. Whoever says money can't buy happiness is a fucking idiot.

I'd probably have more fun sticking my dick in a pile of money anyways.

>>735146408
dick never gets hard and is completely numb to everything other than your touch

>>735146506
>I'd probably have more fun sticking my dick in a pile of money anyways.

But that counts as sex. Jew sex.

>>735146563
I'll keep my dick then. Fuck money. I'm poor and have a pretty awesome life. I fuck good looking girls. I have a decent car. Live in a nice home that is eventually coming to me. Lots of friends, lots of job prospects, smart. I'm good. A billion dollars is worth nothing once you croak.

>>735146563
so a jew with ED

I'm already ace so

yeah prob be fine

inb4 mental illness

>>735145697
yes, I can live alone and buy cars

I can race and bail my ass out of jail or tickets with no issue

Cars/hobbies > women

>>735146040
/FUCKINGThread

>>735146697
the $1 billion is still worth $1 billion, you just have no means to use it.

>>735145697
obviously. sex is definitely overrated and the feeling can easily be replicated with toys. plus take acid, and then you can have sex with as many girls as you want in your mind and it wouldnt make a difference

>>735146712
sure bud

>>735146833
It's worth nothing to you I meant.

>>735146915
Until everyone just starts calling you the limp dick rich guy

>>735146833
he meant not worth anything to him because he'll be dead, turn down the stupid a bit dude.

>>735147191
>Until everyone just starts calling you the limp dick rich guy

then you run for US President and win

>>735145697
>free billion dollars without any changes

oh fuck yeah i do. id take that deal any day.

>>735147243
>calls an obvious troll stupid
lol the irony is yummy

>>735145697
How about we up the odds? You get a billion dollars, but your penis is surgically removed.

>>735147266
I fully understand the power that a billion dollars brings. But I'm 24 and in a decent position, and my personal philosophy on life revolves very little around money. I couldn't care less about a billions dollars.

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Vrigin, so I don't even know what I'm missing. I shall be blissfully unaware with my moneystacks.

>>735147346
that isn't irony bro

>>735145697
without even a moment of hesitation, yes

>>735146563
I'll still have my ass

I think a better question would be what would you do with so much money?

I think if I were to ever come upon a unbelievable amount of money (250k+)
this would be my plan

- Hire a good financial adviser. come to him under the pretense of being a reletively unwealthy man and try to befriend him, if he turns out to seem to be a trustworthy person, reveal to him that you have half of what I've come across

- Put half of whatever I made into several savings accounts, overseas if necessary

- Alot enough money for me to be given 1.5k per week for the next 5 years

- Live within those means while using half of remaining money to invest, taking into account my financial advisers suggestions

- Pay my way through school and get a Bachelors in CS, what I've always wanted to do

- Get a decent paying job and use that to supplement my weekly budget

- Pursue creative outlets in my free time, and work my way up the ranks of whatever business I've come into, making lots of good connections

- Maybe start a business if my money ever reaches a quarter of what I started with

>>735147346
>acts retarded
>hurr durr its trollings
>is still retarded regardless of whether or not he was being sincere in the words used

>>735147647
your ass feels nothing as well

>>735147708
Nigger he said a billion dollars, not 100,000.
The shit you are talking about is just living a normal life. You would lose your dick to live a normal life?

>>735147708
With a billion dollars you could invest it in government bonds and love off of 500k a year with more being reinvested

Only a moron could lose all of it 3/4 of it

>>735147708
i'd get my own house, fit for one or two people.

i'd get a safe for the money. have security cameras, guard dogs, and guns.

then proceed with my life as normal

>>735146506
This basically

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>>735146915
>sex is definitely overrated and the feeling can easily be replicated with toys

either virgin or never had good sex

keep your money op
i'm poor as shit but dat feel when you bury your cock to the fucking hilt and bust a really hard nut.
sorry you perma virgins and people who think sex with hookers and sluts is "good"

>>735147780
Then fuck that

There are only 4 physical joys in life
1. Eating
2. Drinking
3. Fucking
4. Shitting

I'm not willing to lose half of that for any ammount of money. Unless I'm desperate and need it to save a family member or some shit

>>735147708
>>735147860

Yes yes I would
I've been in poverty for my entire life.
feelsbadman

really wish I could afford school

>>735146506

amen.

money gives you the freedom to do the things that make you happy.

>>735147969
>either virgin or never had good sex
you don't need to try and safeguard your post by saying the latter. i had sex once, and i know what it feels like to have my dick surrounded by soft pussy. it wasn't mind blowing or anything. of course it felt good on my cock. but its nothing i would miss if i had that much money. you can definitely replicate this shit with toys, even if its not perfect.

>>735147969
You only think that because you haven't tried high class escorts. The ones with a masters degree in psychology or some shit and the physique of a Hollywood actress

>>735147988
Dubs O' Truth.

>>735146040

You're thinking about this too hard... get dick fingers.

>>735147989
So have I. My point was simply that with a billion dollars you could dream a bit bigger than that.

I will admit I find it funny how us poor folk are always just looking to do normal shit that most people take totally for granted.

>>735148296
Then it might be considered sex, anon

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>>735148180
>>735148236
fine. I'll say the fucking word no one else will.
Love
you are correct in saying sex is overrated, cause by itself it is. It's the emotions and sensations of holding and pleasing not just yourself but someone that loves you.
Hell most people will probably never experiance that especially not the niggers on /b/: the sexual frustration capital of the fucking internet

Good luck replicating that with your big stack of cold money

oldfag btw, been through plenty of ups and downs. currently the poorest i've ever been and the absolute happiest.

>>735148808
Dude, I think you're a fucking faggot
If you haven't realised, people suck ass. If you think you have found one that doesn't suck ass, you just don't know them well enough.

>>735148808
Love without sex is just like having a best friend

Then of course the woman you love will want sex, so she will find it from someone else. So you'll be that cuckold rich guy. Or forever friendzoned rich guy.

>>735149204
>rich
>friendzoned

lol dude are you fucking stupid

>>735149382
The premise is that he can't ever have sex retard

>>735145793
This. Drugs are better, and I could buy alot of drugs with that money.

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Give me the money

>>735149539
Fuck drugs

With that kind of money, I can fund a research team to create a machine that directly stimulates my nerves and pleasure centers of my brain.

>>735149957
One word, heroin. Trust me you'd love it.

>>735145697
For half of 4 chan that is already their fate anyhow. You might as well offer that they have to give up their dreams of being in the nfl.

A better challenge would be like you would have to give up an eye or a leg ect.

>>735146697
I think you have a different idea of what poor is compared to most

>>735150150
I'd also give up one of my limbs for that much money. Drugs > limbs. Not an eye tho.